Skydiving with a Rubik's Cube, Kelly Brook at Piranha Premiere, Mystery Hiney, Joe Perry Knocks Down Steven Tyler, Dokken is Getting Old, Ashlynn Brooke, Karina Hart, and Lataya Roxx are all topless and frisky

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not nearly as bad as your self-esteem. How DO you make it through the day without slitting your wrists?)

If you're not jumping out of a plane on an inflatable raft, doing a Rubik's cube, then you're just a pussy:

Skydivers in the Czech Republic apparently have balls the size of basketballs.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Kelly Brook at the Piranha 3D Premiere (WWTDD)

and WHY should you care? Because you get to see Kelly Brook's Tits and Arse in Piranha 3D. Duh.


Gee, whose surgically-augmented ass in a bikini is this? (Drunken Stepfather)

Come ON, guess, would ya? it's not like we're going to tell you she's a former Playboy Playmate who released a sex tape through Vivid. Aw shit. We did it again.

Millionaire Couple Builds Robotic Child (Noob Dad)

Monique Alexander makes slutty look not-so-slutty in this Black & White Photo Shoot (Freakshow Planet)

2010 Summer TCA Press Tour Recap (Bullz-Eye)

Evelyn Rain Wants to show you what's Under Her shorts (z0d)
Adventures In Rihanna’s On-Stage Self-Love (The Frisky)

Seven Technologies That Are Going to Kill Us All (UPROXX)

Welcome to Nassau: They have Dope Bagels and Rich Kids (New York Pudding)

15 Ways to Fight the Freshman 15 (The Campus Socialite)

The 15 Most Famous Secrets and Glitches in Videogame History (Dorkly)

Jessica Jaymes is looking all old-school pinup in this nifty photo set (Dailyniner)

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry the only women that you can pick up are hungover stragglers from last night's pool party)

In Toronto, where AEROSMITH was on tour at the Air Canada Centre, Joe Perry knocked Steven Tyler clean off the stage:

You know, in case you haven't seen them... you should go see AEROSMITH live before Perry and Tyler strangle one another.

You're not Rockin... unless you're blowing your voice out with Don Dokken! whose voice is sounding worse every day...

DOKKEN's latest album is a collection of re-recorded classics... and it's on sale now!

From classic rock, we segue into classic RACKS...

This video of the lovely Ashlynn Brooke is not exactly what we'd call 'subtle':

Any clip that starts with a camer aimed up her skirt and her butt getting oiled up is bound to end well.

This busty Slovak chick is LaTaya Roxx, and she's deluded herself into thinking she's Batman:

Since when does Batman bounce on a trampoline with his tits hanging out? once, maybe? Exactly.

Keeping with the eastern European big-boobed babes here's Karina Hart and her obnoxiously-huge boobs:

They're packed into a teeny-tiny bikini... but honestly they don't stay in there for very long. they flop out very quickly and she shows off their 34H goodness.

Emi, who has been featured in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips, is once again shaking her tattooed tail in tribute to "Tattoos & Tequila" by VINCE NEIL of MOTLEY CRUE. We wanted her to drink Vince Neil's Tres Rios Tequila while she made this clip, but after thinking it through, we realized no one wanted to see a clip of a giggling tattooed chick falling down.


Click on Emi's very large tattoo, enjoy some Tequila if you'd like, then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Emi LIVE (try not to get too wasted; you don't want any of that drunk-typing happening)

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Gun-Toting Store Clerk, Stallone Gets His Ass Kicked, New American Idol Judges, Montana Fishburne Makes Smut, Bret Michaels Sings Skynyrd, Queensryche hires a chubby gal, Tyler Faith, Brandy Blair, Renna Ryann

Weekend's Here! Clothing Optional! Find a Fiesty Friend and Fling those Clothes to the side...

Guilt is for suckers. Adulterous Affairs are for Brave Citizens like yourself. Do it for your country.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(But not half as bad as your people skills)

A cell phone store clerk in Chicago shows off his King Kong-sized balls in this CCTV video:

Now who's got the gun, Beeeeeyotch? OK, that's a bit much. The dude was Pakistani. Do Pakistanis even say 'Beyotch'?

You want to feel lazy? Check out 63-year old Sylvester Stallone getting his ass kicked by Steve Austin:

Sly got his ass KICKED... and his neck BROKEN while filming a fight scene for THE EXPENDABLES.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


The new judges on 'AMERICAN IDOL' are...ZZzzzzzzzzz (WWTDD)

yeah yeah... enough already with this nonses just TAKE YER SHIRT OFF! Yeah, We know. Subtle.


Everyone say Hello to MONTANA FISHBURNE: PORN STAR! (Drunken Stepfather)

You can thank the wonderful people at VIVID Entertainment for bringing this professionally-made tape to market... Montana thinks this is her ticket to fame... err, infamy...err, whatever.

Plot of ‘Charlie St. Cloud’ Recreated With Hilarious Review Quotes (FilmDrunk)

Life Inside the Bunny House (The Smoking Jacket)

Talia Kristin has 2 first names, 2 pigtails, 2 great boobs, and 2 much clothes on. (Freakshow Planet)

Movie Review: Dinner for Schmucks (Bullz-Eye)

Top 10 White-Trash TV Show Girls (BroBible)

Kiara Diane Barely gets out of the car before she gets out of her clothes (Dailyniner)

The 10 Most Dangerous MMA Fighters (InfoGraphic) (The Cage Doctors)

The 100 Hottest Women from New Jersey (BroBible)

McKenzie Miles has her hand over her no-no spot, but she's not hiding it well (z0d)

5 Essential Summertime Drinking Apparatuses (Banned In Hollywood)

High School Cheerleader Tackles Mall Thief -- and doesn't even have to hang up her cell phone to do so (LemonDrop)


I'M SORRY:
(but not half as sorry as you're going to be when you realize you have no marketable skills)

What does BRET MICHAELS have in common with a million potatoes?

Absolutely Nothing. But they were both in Idaho the other day. Bret is on tour now so get your tickets... you know, before he dies.

In an effort to broaden their demographic reach, the guys in QUEENSRYCHE have enlisted the help of a chubby dominatrix:

They're trying to lure in the chubby chasers. QUEENSRYCHE is on tour now with their 'Cabaret' show... get them tickets now, madam.

Rock bands... whoosh...transition...and BOOBS!

Busty Blond MILF Tyler Faith is tired after a long day of making sex videos:

Trust us, just suspend disbelief for a minute and watch Tyler give a lucky pink vibrator the time of its life.

Bottle-blond Brandy Blair is getting a massage by a horny male masseuse:

And apparently she found the one massage parlor on the planet where you can get molested and not file charges.

Naturally beautiful brunette Renna Ryann is picking produce topless:

Some ladies squeeze the fruit. Renna likes to rub her tits on it to make sure it's ripe.

Holy. Moley. Our Italian a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS girl Dannie Gee or Danni G did a great job tearing up and re-working our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt, and shaking her ass to "Kick in The Teeth" by PAPA ROACH from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:


Pick yourself up off the floor, wipe the drool off your chest...and then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Danni Gee/Danni G LIVE...and NUUUUDE (uh, yeah...we mean HER. Not you)

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Motorized Couch, Alicia & Mocha on RateMyWOW, Drew Barrymore Doggy Style, Marisa Miller in FHM, SOILWORK and ROB ZOMBIE videos, SUCKER PUNCH Trailer, Gisele, Tyler Faith, and Teen Kasia are all sans-clothes

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(But not half as bad as your people skills)

If driving a motorized couch to class is wrong...

Then we don't want to be right...

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of MOCHA DELIGHT and ALICIA ANDREWS:


RateMyWOW: MOCHA DELIGHT
RateMyWOW: ALICIA ANDREWS

Marisa Miller is in FHM (the UK version). That Is All. (WWTDD)

...and because we CAN... Marisa Miller is Sans-Clothes Quite often. Well, scantily-clad at least.


Drew Barrymore Doggy Style in ELLE (Drunken Stepfather)

JEEZ, where have we been? did you know Drew got naked this much? You did? Oh, OK. We stink then.
25 Smokin’ Hot Moments In Fire Fail (Banned In Hollywood)

Jodie Starr is a bright, blond, busty, shining... bimbo. see, and you thought we were gonna say 'star' (Freakshow Planet)

Bullz-Eye.com Featured Model: Penny Mathis (Bullz-Eye)

Tire Slashing Scorned Wife (The Smoking Jacket)

Juelz and Jasmine are two busty brunettes who are awfully friendly (Dailyniner)

Comic-Con 2010: Slave Leia Cosplay Photo Essay (FilmDrunk)

Worlds Most Awkward Fist Fight (The Campus Socialite)

Roxanna is Debating whether or not to show you her cooch. It's a short argument (z0d)

Olivia Munn's Goat Impression Could Use Some Work (TV Squad)


I'M SORRY:
(but not half as sorry as you're going to be when you realize you have no marketable skills)

Screw NASA and their space exploration ROB ZOMBIE says "Mars Needs Women":

See what we did there? We took the song title and worked it into the headline...and ...echh.

Not only are the Swedes responsible for the Nobel Prize, but they're also behind the creepiest fucking music video we have ever seen, courtesy of SOILWORK:

The band's new album The Panic Broadcast just got released, with some killer packaging, we might add.

from tremendous riffs to movie trailers...

Zack Synder, the man behind those red-caped Spartans in '300' just released the first teaser for next year's SUCKER PUNCH:

Snyder has described the film as "Alice in Wonderland with machine guns"... We couldn't have said it better.

from Movies to MILFs...

Our blond busty friend Tyler Faith can't keep her hands off herself:

In fact Tyler pulls her bra off like it's on fire... you know, because she's impatient.

School girl videos are inherently naughty, but Teen Kasia's touchy-feely school Girl clip is EXTRA dirty:

Why? Because she's Polish, and barely speaks any English, so who knows what trickery is going on behind that camera?

The beautiful Gisele, who you have seen in many FOUNDRY CAMS music videos as well as on her own site Got Gisele, just can't keep her clothes on:

Not that we'd ever object, of course, because Gisele is the kind of gal who looks great naked, you know?

Holy. Moley. Our Italian a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS girl Dannie Gee or Danni G did a great job tearing up and re-working our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt, and shaking her ass to "Kick in The Teeth" by PAPA ROACH from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:


Pick yourself up off the floor, wipe the drool off your chest...and then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Danni Gee/Danni G LIVE...and NUUUUDE (uh, yeah...we mean HER. Not you)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

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Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

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We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Drunk Mom Resists Arrest, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, FASTER teaser, Lindsay's going to Jail, Mystery Hiney, Bret Michaels vs Cougar, SEPULTURA in Germany, Tyler Faith and Aimee Addison lose their clothes

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your people skills. No wait, those are fucking abysmal)

When will the Drunk Moms of the World learn that telling the Police to Go Fuck Themselves is only going to get you knocked out?

Apparently, not yet. Madam, meet pavement. Pavement...madam.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Looks like the The Rock... err Dwayne Johnson got sick and tired of making Disney Movies:

This is the new trailer for FASTER, not to be mistaken with next year's FAST FIVE, the fifth movie in the FAST and FURIOUS franchise, which also stars...The Rock... err...Dwayne Johnson

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of WESTY and VIENNA:


RateMyWOW: WESTY
RateMyWOW: VIENNA

Lindsay Lohan Surrenders (link to courtroom video) (WWTDD)

...and because we like liking to it... Lindsay Lohan shakes her titties (link to awful movie)


Say, whose hot MILF ass on a boat is THIS? (Drunken Stepfather)

eh, we could make you work for it or we could just link to a bunch of naked scenes she's been in... cuz that's fun

5 Sitcom Housewives No Man Would Ever Want to Marry (FunnyCrave)

Ashlyn Rae is a Ray of Sunshine on an Otherwise Boob-less Day (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Shannon Czyz (Bullz-Eye)

If you thought monkeys only threw shit at one another (Campus Socialite)

Andi and Shyla are touching Tongues in the Shower (Dailyniner)

The Hottest A smoking Jacket Will Ever Look (The Smoking Jacket)

An Open Letter to Adrien Brody – What Happened to You, Man? (UPROXX)

Watching Suzanne Obryan Take off her shirt Is Like watching Houdini take off a Straightjacket (z0d)

9 ways women have it easier than men these days (Guyism)

Rise and Shine! -- A Video Guide to the Fine Art of the Wake-Up Prank (Asylum)

My First and Last Day as a Warning Sign Writer (College Humor)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you define your existence by the individuals you latch onto. Don't cry. Not everyone has self-confidence)

Our buddy BRET MICHAELS got himself mauled by a Cougar out on Cape Cod the other day:

Oh the humanity. We hope he's learned to carry pepper spray when fighting off dangerous wildlife.

and in Germany, those friendly boys in SEPULTURA were playing with the local wildlife:

...meaning, a club full of drunken German teenagers.

From Groupies and Growling... to Great Big Boobies...

Busty MILF Tyler Faith can't get out of her black dress fast enough:

Well, she has a good excuse. she's got a shiny new glass toy to play with.

Tight and toned Aimee Addison is shedding her pesky black stockings and thong:

...because as you know touching your pink taco is more fun when you're naked.

Holy. Moley. Our Italian a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS girl Dannie Gee or Danni G did a great job tearing up and re-working our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt, and shaking her ass to "Kick in The Teeth" by PAPA ROACH from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:


Pick yourself up off the floor, wipe the drool off your chest...and then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Danni Gee/Danni G LIVE...and NUUUUDE (uh, yeah...we mean HER. Not you)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

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We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

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'Relatively Queer' Weatherman, Carjacker Tasered, Kendra's Sex Tape Stories, Shapely Hiney, Old VAN HALEN interview, Buxom British Babe, Tyler Faith in a Changing Room

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like the smell you leave behind when you walk out of a room)

Vytas Reid is the Chief Meteorologist (Weatherman) for FOx 45 in Baltimore...


So when he says the skies are "relatively QUEER", it's kinda-sorta-really embarrassing.

Now THIS is how you catch a carjacker...


Oregon police chased carjacking suspect Donald Wade Evanger down a hill, into a river, and then Tasered the bastard.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The trailer for The Mindy McCready Sex Tape shows a very dirty side of this middle-aged country singer and Celebrity Rehab star:

Granted, those clips are pretty sanitary. The full video shows Mindy getting the hammer from a nice boy named Peter


Kendra's Making up stories about her Sex Tape (WWTDD)

Is it so far-fetched that a PLAYBOY model who has shown her naked ass off numerous times in the past would try to release her own sex video?


Whose well-toned ass in jeans is this? (Drunken Stepfather)

she's been naked a few times and close-to naked even more... we're hoping she loosens up a li'l bit.

5 Books You Should Not Have in Your Bachelor Pad (Asylum)

Jodie Starr has a rose tattoo above her cookie. We know because she's almost nekked (Freakshow Planet)

Downplayed Downey, 7 Robert Downey Jr. movies you probably missed (Bullz-Eye)

Sahsa Grey is wearing a Red Latex Bikini...but not for long (Dailyniner)

It's Official: Hugo Weaving Is 'Captain America's' Red Skull (MovieFone)

Cellphone: It's Not a Boom Box (UPROXX)

Want a J-Fold Wallet? Sure ya do. (Techvert)

Jenna Presley is Quite Impressive in her Bright Green Bikini (z0d)

Teacher Appreciation Week: 25 Hottest Sex Offenders (Gunaxin)

Instant Pancake Awesomeness in a Pressurized Spray Can (The Bachelor Guy)

Clearing up that Lindsay-Lohan-playing-Linda-Lovelace Rumor (FilmDrunk)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that there's no Nobel Prize for holding grudges...because you'd get it for sure!)

In this Entertainment Tonight interview from 1981, VAN HALEN frontman David Lee Roth describes the band's music as a combination of "Religion" and "Hockey":

Religion and Hockey? Really, Dave? Nice to know he's still slinging the same absurd crap 30 years later.

From Brain-less we move to shirtless...

This young lady is Kelley...and she's British...and she's got 30H-sized boobs:

No dress can carry them...so she's frequently taking her clothes off.

Busty MILF Tyler Faith is getting changed and being videotaped:

yes, at the same time get to the hardcore stuff!

and since we like shameless self-promotion as much as the next fella

Here's Samantha in one of our official FoundryMusic T-Shirts shaking her ass to "Satisfied" by SOCIAL CODE:

CLICK THE PIC TO SEE SAMANTHA's SEXY STRIP!
(well it almost rhymes)

Then, when you have some motor function back... chat with Samantha LIVE, one-on-one, on her cam!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

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We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

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