Mike Starr's final phone call, SOURCE CODE Trailer, Lindsay's boob in court, SULLY ERNA loses his shoes, Melissa Midwest and Nikki Sexx get Sexy

You might want to check on your mom. Someone left her like this in a motel room:

We told her posting those ads online could be risky... did she listen? Nooooooo.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your contribution to society...nothing)

Mike Starr, formerly of ALICE IN CHAINS... left the following voicemail mere hours before his death:

Nice to know it was for something constructive, and not the cure for AIDS, or something a little more than a marijuana jones.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(You know, unlike your face, breath, hairline, and general disposition)

The trailer for SOURCE CODE feels like Groundhog Day with a lot of special effects:

Oh lookee. Jake Gyllenhaal is on fire. We suspect that's how a lot of people want to see him.

Lindsay Lohan's left bosom is on its way to court today!

well, along with the rest of her, that is. (Drunken Stepfather)

of course, here's Lindsay Lohan's boob NOT in court and NOT covered-up (Mr. Skin)

Martina Warren is the only person with the name 'Warren' we wouldn't mind gawking at (FreakShow Planet)

Getting to know the 2011 Nissan Rogue (Bullz Eye)

Kylie and Talia are... umm... are... Wow. train of thought. Derailed. (z0d)

Georgia and Sunny might not know physics, but they will make your day a little more peachy and brighter. Get it? (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you have no ambition other than sucking off the tits of those wealthier than you)

Sully Erna lost his shoes (and possibly his glasses) before this tribute to METALLICA:

Sol Rosenberg would be proud. Don't get the reference? Go get a Jerky Boys CD. You'll understand.

OK, to hell with culture. Bring on the women:

Nikki Sexx is probably best known for her humanitarian work..

Umm, right. She's known for being in a movie called Big Wet Asses #18...Humanitarian work... see, that's us makin' a funny.

Anyone else think Melissa Midwest ought to put some clothes on?

no? Neither do we. Glad we all agree on something.

Everyone pay attention to Sexy Venera for a second or two:

Can't do it for just a few seconds, can you? Yes, friends...that is the power of the boobs... which she can enjoy for a few more years until they sag and hit the floor.

Switching gears (kind of)... let's lookee here...

If Emma Ink looks familiar, that's because she's been in other

Watch the vid. Get all excited... then get yourself on over to Emma-Ink.com and watch Emma LIVE, on webcam, getting naked and dirty just for you. (and we do mean JUST for you, because she'll do the private VIP thing if you want)




...and that, friends... is the way to impress a gal on a first date

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Another Tranformers 3 Accident, Silver painted hiney, Aaron Lewis Reprimands, Sully Erna throws Microphones, Helloween asks Are You Metal? Shyla Stylez, Alanah Rae, Janessa Brazil get very friendly

Hey there! Might we interest you in some beginning-of-week debauchery? yeah, we thought so. Take a look at these frisky young things:

Who cares if they have boyfriends? No boyfriend in room = no attachments. They're all of age.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but the size of your clothing keeps increasing, and that's pretty upsetting, dontcha think?)

Bumblebee transformed into a crumpled piece of twisted metal:

They're making a new TRANSFORMERS movie... and they might just finish it if they could stop crashing cars and sending people to the Emergency Room.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Aw shit, we lied...this IS terrible:

Whose silver-covered rump is going to be in W Magazine? (Drunken Stepfather)

We could tell you but you probably already know... she's got a thing for black dudes and videotaping her sessions with them. Give up yet? Hope not.

The Insane Genius of Wesley Willis (UPROXX)

Julia crown is a Royal Piece of Ass (Freakshow Planet)

The best of the first year of Guyism (Guyism)

A Chat with Jim Breuer (Bullz-Eye)

Ann Marie Le Sante... Lots of names. One amazing body (z0d)

Ariel has dark red hair and umm... uhh...wow, what were we saying? (Dailyniner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you get winded walking from your car to the front door. Here's a treadmill. Happy birthday)

Kids, if you're going to see STAIND singer Aaron Lewis, be sure to keep your conversations to a dull roar:

Or he'll stop playing and reprimand you just like when you were in high school.

moving on to a fellow Mass-hole, SULLY ERNA FROM GODSMACK is out on tour (get those tickets) and throwing mic stands like a loon:

Why not go see GODSMACK On tour with DROWNING POOL and FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH, and ask Sully politely not throw a mic stand at your head.

The band is promoting their latest album, The Oracle:

...and of course Sully just released his solo album Avalon, which is, to put it mildly, mellow as hell:

Our German buddies in HELLOWEEN want to know "Are You Metal?":

The girls with the bear traps on their heads seem to think they are VERY metal.

Be on the lookout for the band's new album 7 Sinners


From metal, we sliiiide on over to... MELONS! cuz that's what we do...

Busty beautiful Alanah Rae and Shyla Stylez start off in the ring beating the stuffing out of one another:

But after a few minutes fighting turned into a very friendly game of 'touch my no-no spot'. We love when girls are friendly to one another.

Busty Brazilian Janessa Brazil (nice name, right?) has a friend named ... Idelsy? (yeah, we don't get it either)

They're both wrapped in tight lace lingerie, but not for long, folks! They get awfully fond of one another and we love when that happens.

Our friends in PAPA ROACH, who just released Time For Annihilation..On the Record, and On The Road gave us their song "Burn".
We had our own Nina from FOUNDRY CAMS tear up a FoundryMusic Shirt and make us a spank-tastic video:



Click on Nina's Cleavage to check out her Smokin' Hot Body...and then some.

Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Nina LIVE on cam for hours on end.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass burrito of fun....

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Bioshock Infinite Gameplay Demo, New Videos from GODSMACK's Sully Erna and ALICE IN CHAINS, Sunny Leone doesn't like her tight dress, Busty PLAYBOY babes Lara Leverence and Julianna Reed

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but definitely not as bad as the looks YOU get coming up and down the hall)

The only thing 'Terrible' about this ten minute-long clip of BioShock Infinite is that the game doesn't come out until 2012:

Video game geeks around the globe are going to need to purchase larger trousers to hide their massive boners after seeing this clip. Yaaaay Geek Boners.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



Whose spicy Latina hiney in a dress is this? (Drunken Stepfather)

and we're NOT gonna give you any hints no KIDS, you'll have to get this one on your own... *cough* SIN CITY *ahem* CLERKS 2... nope! Not saying shit about this one.

Problem Solving (Flowchart) (Fork Party)

Brittany Nicole. Two First Names. One Outstanding Body (Freakshow Planet)

TV Premiere Week Interviews (Bullz-Eye)

Brandi Bryant is totally naked, wearing a big-ass Sombrero (z0d)

The 20 Worst Children’s Book Covers (HEAVY)

Cody Love LOVES being naked...and we love her for it (Dailyniner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the closest you'll ever be to rock star status is singing drunken karaoke in a basement. Glug. Glug. Glug.)

The new video from ALICE IN CHAINS has everything a music video needs:

Garbage and Nudity. You get those and BAM! You got a hit!

Our buddy SULLY ERNA from GODSMACK has a new solo album out:

and it's just the kind of music you'd want to have handy when burning a witch... or summoning a spirit.

From Somber Singing to ...boobs swinging (that's the best we can do)

Sultry adult starlet Sunny Leone looks very uncomfortable in the start of this clip:

It's because her dress is WAY too tight! Thank GOD she flings off that cumbersome clothing!!

Large-breasted PLAYBOY hottie Lara Leverence lives a clothing-optional life:

We have NO problem with this. Off with you, vile clothing!

speaking of heavy-breasted PLAYBOY dipshits...err, girls... have a look-see at Julianna Reed:

She was born in the Ukraine, now lives in Iowa, and ... take yer Goddamn shirt off!

Camerella is a naturally-busty, young, perky, beautiful young lady who has no problem taking her clothes off on her cam. She's also the kind of good sport who has no problem chopping up one of our old-school, over-sized Foundrymusic T-Shirts and turning it into a two-piece outfit. Thanks to Josh, Keith, and our friends in BUCKCHERRY for the song "All Night Long".



Click on Camerella's strategically-placed hand, watch the full-length video, then spend all night long chit-chatting with Camerella online on her cam LIVE!

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