Mike Starr's final phone call, SOURCE CODE Trailer, Lindsay's boob in court, SULLY ERNA loses his shoes, Melissa Midwest and Nikki Sexx get Sexy

You might want to check on your mom. Someone left her like this in a motel room:

We told her posting those ads online could be risky... did she listen? Nooooooo.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your contribution to society...nothing)

Mike Starr, formerly of ALICE IN CHAINS... left the following voicemail mere hours before his death:

Nice to know it was for something constructive, and not the cure for AIDS, or something a little more than a marijuana jones.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(You know, unlike your face, breath, hairline, and general disposition)

The trailer for SOURCE CODE feels like Groundhog Day with a lot of special effects:

Oh lookee. Jake Gyllenhaal is on fire. We suspect that's how a lot of people want to see him.

Lindsay Lohan's left bosom is on its way to court today!

well, along with the rest of her, that is. (Drunken Stepfather)

of course, here's Lindsay Lohan's boob NOT in court and NOT covered-up (Mr. Skin)

Martina Warren is the only person with the name 'Warren' we wouldn't mind gawking at (FreakShow Planet)

Getting to know the 2011 Nissan Rogue (Bullz Eye)

Kylie and Talia are... umm... are... Wow. train of thought. Derailed. (z0d)

Georgia and Sunny might not know physics, but they will make your day a little more peachy and brighter. Get it? (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you have no ambition other than sucking off the tits of those wealthier than you)

Sully Erna lost his shoes (and possibly his glasses) before this tribute to METALLICA:

Sol Rosenberg would be proud. Don't get the reference? Go get a Jerky Boys CD. You'll understand.

OK, to hell with culture. Bring on the women:

Nikki Sexx is probably best known for her humanitarian work..

Umm, right. She's known for being in a movie called Big Wet Asses #18...Humanitarian work... see, that's us makin' a funny.

Anyone else think Melissa Midwest ought to put some clothes on?

no? Neither do we. Glad we all agree on something.

Everyone pay attention to Sexy Venera for a second or two:

Can't do it for just a few seconds, can you? Yes, friends...that is the power of the boobs... which she can enjoy for a few more years until they sag and hit the floor.

Switching gears (kind of)... let's lookee here...

If Emma Ink looks familiar, that's because she's been in other

Watch the vid. Get all excited... then get yourself on over to Emma-Ink.com and watch Emma LIVE, on webcam, getting naked and dirty just for you. (and we do mean JUST for you, because she'll do the private VIP thing if you want)




...and that, friends... is the way to impress a gal on a first date

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Tuesday Links: MILF affairs and the Dancing Bear, School Bus Beatdown, Link Lovin', Black Crowes Singer Berates Bouncer, MEGADETH video, Melissa Dettwiller, Jennifer Chamberlin, Lia 19, and Carlie Christine

It's Tuesday, boys and girls... time to ask your friend's hot mom out for a drink...or nine.

You're young, full of stamina, and you should be having affairs with married women...especially the ones with large bosoms and camel toe.

of course you could choose NOT to act on impulse and step aside for the Dancing Bear.

His furry pelvis will be all over your mom...

THAT's TERRIBLE:

At least the ride to high school will be normal. Oh wait, you got your ass kicked:

Not even on the bus for 30 seconds, and his ass is getting beat into ground chuck.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your condescending mouth is, so shut up before someone nails your lips shut)

Coco's Booty in a Tight Ed Hardy Dress (Drunken Stepfather)

Cherry Rain? Now that's just silly. Rain doesn't taste... oh wait, that's Her NAME. We get it. (Daily Niner)

2009 Fall TV Preview (Bullz-Eye)

Rene Perez and Her Pretty Purple Dildo (z0d)

Kanye Should've Learned From ODB How To Interrupt A Show (YepYep)

Floyd Mayweather Is Not A Fan Of MMA (Recall)

Top 10: Notorious Biker Gangs (AskMen)

British beauty Nikki Jayne is Just...Jaw-Dropping (Freakshow Planet)

Patrick Swayze: It Will Get Worse Before It Gets Better (Don Chavez)

Why Girls Scare Me (TastyBooze)

How to Convince Your Girlfriend to Like Watching Football (Holy Taco)

Sexy Time: Power-Ranking SEC Teams by Cheerleaders (Bleacher Report)

Swayze's Best Five Movie Fights (World Of Isaac)

Star Wars Bloopers : A New Hope (Gunaxin)

Belgian Bikini Car Wash Championship (DJMICK)

4 Awkward Moments in Facebook "Likes" (College Humor)

Rare Spider-species named after David Bowie (Jack's Blog)

The Best and Worst Marvel Video Game Team-Ups (Comics Alliance)

I'M SORRY:
(Actually, we're not sorry. You suck at life, and you'll die lonely and broke)

Two of our favorite buff bunnies Melissa Dettwiller and Jennifer Chamberlin are getting to know one another:

and we mean "getting to know one another" in the filthiest way possible, of course.

From push-ups to PLAYBOY, we'll take a look at PLAYBOY's Carlie Christine:

She likes working out naked. Not as effective, but really fun to watch.

From tits to tantrums, we now examine THE BLACK CROWES, who are on tour NOW, who stopped a show to yell at a bouncer:

Relax, Chris Robinson...that weed-smoking fan probably had an ass-kicking coming to him. If not that day, then eventually.

Mr. Dave Mustaine and his current cronies in MEGADETH released video for "Headcrusher":

Dave looks...umm, Happy... doesn't he?

Lovely LIA 19 is licking the LUCKIEST glass dildo ever:

Why is it so lucky? Do you REALLY have to ask?

Now let's all lust after the ladies of FOUNDRY CAMS, like Maiya, Sweet Victoria, Kyra, and a slew of others grinding their asses in a Grinhouse-style tribute to our buds in SCUM OF THE EARTH:

CLICK ON MAIYA, DAMN YOU!

(and now to recap... for the people with frontal labotomies. US included.)

Take a break from boning your roommate's fiancé and check what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Jennifer Chamberlin and Melissa Dettwiller Girl/Girl Action
Caught on Video: School Bus Beat Down
Carlie Christine Exercises Naked
BLACK CROWES frontman goes off on Security Guard During Concert
Lia 19 Licks Her Lucky Glass Dildo
MEGADETH: 'Headcrusher' - Official Video
Kortnie O'Connor Gets Naked On The Stairs

 

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Thursday Links: Bikini-Clad MILF affairs and the Dancing Bear, BBC News Blooper, Link Loving, MOTÖRHEAD and Matt Sorum, STEEL PANTHER rocks Japan, Alexis Texas, Melissa Bailey, and Shanie Love

Your friend's mother is in need of attention...so man up and seduce the woman, bub.

This bikini-clad MILF is brought to you by the people who encourage adultery with bikini-clad MILFs. The old lady looks pretty good in a two piece. DAMN.

And you know as well as we do...if you DON'T ask her out, then the Dancing Bear will...

...and he's not as subtle as you might think.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

BBC World News reporter Jonathan Charles could benefit from a comma:

Forced to bear children in captivity, were you?

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your ass-awful attitude IS, so why not cheer up, Chesterfield)

Lindsay Lohan's hacked voicemails (Drunken Stepfather)..and and Lindsay Lohan's amazing naked hiney.

Wivian Spreads her cheeks and... flies? (z0d)

Featured Model: Maya (Bullz-Eye)

Charlie...is a girl. A girl who enjoys getting naked outside (Daily Niner)

Reporter Finds Fake Bear Is Better Than the Real Thing (Lemondrop)

Prison Break Via Cardboard box (Recall)

Fat Kid Dreams of Throwing the Winning Block in the Super Bowl One Day (Sports Pickle)

Sasha Heart Has a lot of heart...and a heart-shaped hiney too (Freakshow Planet)

A Dying Breed: White Receivers In The NFL (Yep Yep)

10 Of The Best Trampoline Fails of All Time (Epic Carnival)

16 Common Penalties That College Freshmen Should Avoid (Holy Taco)

18 Awesome Animated Mad Scientists (Gunaxin)

5 Rare Martial Arts (Made Man)

A Mighty Mouse Takes Flight (Comics Alliance)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you cry your lonely ass to sleep every night because you suck at life)

One of our FAVORITE hot blond babes Alexis Texas makes a leather couch feel lucky:

You should SEE how fast she gets out of that bikini.

And as long as we're worshipping hineys, Check out Melissa Bailey rubbing her hiney:

If your ass looked like that, you'd rub it all the time too

From Boobs, we move to bands, and STEEL PANTHER, who despite being totally cartoon-ish, put on a hell of a live show:

Gotta love the Japanese TV studio recorded backing tracks.

Continuring on the rock tip, we move to MOTÖRHEAD, on tour now with drummer Matt Sorum:

Drummer Mikkey Dee is doing a Swedish reality show. MOTÖRHEAD.. still huge in Sweden, evidently.

Back to boobies, check out this breastacular young lady named Shanie Love:

you can see Shanie getting naked on webcam all the time...because she's a good sport.

Now let's drool all over our FOUNDRY CAMS girls Maiya, Sweet Victoria, Kyra, and a slew of others grind their asses in a Grinhouse-style tribute to our buds in SCUM OF THE EARTH:

CLICK ON MAIYA, DAMN YOU!

(and now to recap... for the people with the attention spans of flies. US included.)

Take a break from boning your roommate's fiancé and check what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

STEEL PANTHER: 'Eyes Of A Panther' LIVE on Japanese TV
Melissa Bailey Feels Herself Up
Motorcyle Collides with Car, Rider Goes Off On Driver
Shanie Love Plays with Her Huge All Natural Boobs
MOTÖRHEAD: 'Ace of Spades' LIVE in Washington, DC - with Drummer Matt Sorum
Alexis Texas Rids Herself of Her Red Bikini
BBC News Anchor Could Use A Comma

 

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Thursday Links: Mmm, Pizza. New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Hitler freaks out, OZZY and SLASH rock out in Norway, Melissa Dettwiller, Laurie Steele, and their buff buns

Hey-O! It's Thursday, kids! What's that mean? Wow. Nothing.

You're all alone. Again. Eating Chicken-Finger-Bacon-Pizza. Again. trying to hook up and have sex with that impressionable chat room chick. Again. OK, that last part isn't so bad.

NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks again to our west coast filth-mongers Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always shooting content for Cover My Face and Perverted Planet, we have some lovely new bosoms up on RateMyWOW to share with you courtesy of adult starlets Jenna Lovely and Kate:

RateMyWOW: Kate
RateMyWOW: Jenna Lovely

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Oh boy. Hitler just found out that Michael Jackson died.

Kids, let's gather 'round the campfire and watch DOWNFALL!

That's Not-So Terrible:
(But your garbage-breath is, so please floss)

Katie Price is Riding a Horse (and Katie Price is screwing on video)

The Jack & Cream (Manofest)

Kid Gets Car, Freaks out (LinkDork)

Top 10 Threats to Sports Blogging

MJ Started It: Celebrity Crotch Grab Imitators

Man’s Best Friend Tattoo

The Internet's Most Boring Reaction Videos

Bar Refaeli Rolls Around Naked For Art

I'M SORRY:
(Incredibly sorry that all of your relationships fail, because you're a self-loathing pariah. It's cool. The 'Bitter' works for some folks)

We love girls who stay fit Venus is no exception:

She likes to work out in her underwear.

Speaking of chicks who like to work out, take a look at the breastacular Melissa Dettwiller working out:

She's only 5'2", but she could beat your ass anyday.

...and for good measure we'll tip the hat to Laurie Steele:

Never have we wanted to be a pair of panties more in our lives.

From racks, we go to rock... is that little blip OZZY singing along wish SLASH?

It SURE is...and they're with a slew of other special guests.

A whole variety of FOUNDRY CAMS vixens including Cameron, Brooke, Kylie, Paige, Vikki, Coco, Eve and Xesca. gave us videos of themselves in official FoundryMusic shirts. We combined those with 'Super Villain' from our friends in POWERMAN 5000...and we got this:


CLICK CAMERON's AMAZING ASSETS TO WATCH THE SUPER VILLIAN VAMP!

Then, once the blood rushes back IN to your body (cuz, you know... it went somewhere else) Get on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with ALL of these young ladies now!

Pull focus away from your hot ass assistant for a few minutes and check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Laurie Steele in Black Lace Panties
OZZY OSBOURNE, SLASH and Friends: 'Crazy Train' LIVE in Norway
Melissa Dettwiller Works out with Dumbbells...and gets Topless
Las Vegas Reporter Slaps Unruly Man During Michael Jackson Report
Venus the Sexy Ukrainian Babe
Adolf Hitler Finds Out Michael Jackson Has Died

 

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