Mike Starr's final phone call, SOURCE CODE Trailer, Lindsay's boob in court, SULLY ERNA loses his shoes, Melissa Midwest and Nikki Sexx get Sexy

You might want to check on your mom. Someone left her like this in a motel room:

We told her posting those ads online could be risky... did she listen? Nooooooo.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your contribution to society...nothing)

Mike Starr, formerly of ALICE IN CHAINS... left the following voicemail mere hours before his death:

Nice to know it was for something constructive, and not the cure for AIDS, or something a little more than a marijuana jones.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(You know, unlike your face, breath, hairline, and general disposition)

The trailer for SOURCE CODE feels like Groundhog Day with a lot of special effects:

Oh lookee. Jake Gyllenhaal is on fire. We suspect that's how a lot of people want to see him.

Lindsay Lohan's left bosom is on its way to court today!

well, along with the rest of her, that is. (Drunken Stepfather)

of course, here's Lindsay Lohan's boob NOT in court and NOT covered-up (Mr. Skin)

Martina Warren is the only person with the name 'Warren' we wouldn't mind gawking at (FreakShow Planet)

Getting to know the 2011 Nissan Rogue (Bullz Eye)

Kylie and Talia are... umm... are... Wow. train of thought. Derailed. (z0d)

Georgia and Sunny might not know physics, but they will make your day a little more peachy and brighter. Get it? (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you have no ambition other than sucking off the tits of those wealthier than you)

Sully Erna lost his shoes (and possibly his glasses) before this tribute to METALLICA:

Sol Rosenberg would be proud. Don't get the reference? Go get a Jerky Boys CD. You'll understand.

OK, to hell with culture. Bring on the women:

Nikki Sexx is probably best known for her humanitarian work..

Umm, right. She's known for being in a movie called Big Wet Asses #18...Humanitarian work... see, that's us makin' a funny.

Anyone else think Melissa Midwest ought to put some clothes on?

no? Neither do we. Glad we all agree on something.

Everyone pay attention to Sexy Venera for a second or two:

Can't do it for just a few seconds, can you? Yes, friends...that is the power of the boobs... which she can enjoy for a few more years until they sag and hit the floor.

Switching gears (kind of)... let's lookee here...

If Emma Ink looks familiar, that's because she's been in other

Watch the vid. Get all excited... then get yourself on over to Emma-Ink.com and watch Emma LIVE, on webcam, getting naked and dirty just for you. (and we do mean JUST for you, because she'll do the private VIP thing if you want)




...and that, friends... is the way to impress a gal on a first date

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Nice Lady Knock Out, Jessica Alba Upskirt, Scott Weiland Faceplant, AEROSMITH on stage NOT fighting, Breanna Meets PRETTY MAIDS, Janette takes a Bath, Sandra Shine plays with herself, Sara Jay's Boobs pop out

Hells yeah, it's the weekend! pick up some roofies, then pick up a few married ladies, and then make sure the trunk is good and empty:

See? they all look like they're enjoying it. Stop worrying and engage in some good old fashioned adultery

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(But not even remotely as bad as your receding hairline and breath. Here's a mint and some Rogaine)

A Nice Lady tries to break up a fight on the 6 Train:

Li'l Miss Can't-Mind-Her-Own-Business got knocked right the F--K out.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Jessica Alba Forgotted Her Underwear (WWTDD)

Wait, what? Jesica Alba's Va-jay-jay was showing??? Where were we??? Oh that's right. NOT THERE. Dammit!


Whose just-got-out-of-jail braless boobs are these? (Drunken Stepfather)

Oh please Oh please make that Linda Lovelace Biopic so we can see your cooch. That's all the hint you get today. No soup for YOU!

Extreme Autofest 2010 San Diego - Bikini Contest Pictures (Sub5zero)

Jenny and Charmane are the Bestest of Friends (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Jessica Marie (Bullz-Eye)

Faye and Erin are Awfully Friendly Awfully Fast (z0d)

Playboy's Elle Milano Can't Get oUt of Her Shirt and Shorts Fast Enough (Dailyniner)

Shannon James: Blonde, Bookish, Bangin’ (The Smoking Jacket)

Monumental Moments in Pranksmanship (The campus Socialite)

Who’s Dumber: Cops or Crooks? You Decide! (UPROXX)

Eyeborg Seeks Woman With Machine Gun Leg (GammaSquad)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that most of your friends' names are plastered on the front of whiskey bottles)

Our personal friend and all-around prima donna Scott Weiland from STONE TEMPLE PILOTS fell off the stage...again:

Hahahahahahahaha. That's what we have to say about THAT. Come down off your cloud, rock star. You might just see the edge of the stage next time.

Are our eyes deceiving us? or is that AEROSMITH? Performing On Stage? and NOT beating the piss out of one another?

indeed it is. now go see AEROSMITH live before Tyler and Perry kill one another.

Hard Rock isn't too far away from... hard nips!

Having huge boobs must be like christmas every day, because Janette doesn't waste any time unwrapping those giant funbags and playing with them:

How's a girl supposed to get clean when she can't stop playing with her own boobs long enough to get clean? meh. Who cares?

Hungarian hotness Sandra Shine is playing with herself on top of some VERY heavy machinery:

Doesn't she know how to read safety manuals? For crying out loud, she's wearing a hard hat and no underwear!!! Someone call OSHA!!!

Enormously well-endowed MILF Sara Jay can't wait to get out of her sweater:

Once she's out of that cumbersome sweater This busty mommy makes a lucky boy even luckier. Lucky bastard... grrr.

21 year-old Breanna (aka BreannaRose) makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this eye-popping topless video which features (of course) Breanna, one of our old-school, ripped up FoundryMusic T-shirts, and Breanna's outstanding topless body. You'll never wish you were a tiny white thong more in your life.
Thanks to Danish heavy metal band PRETTY MAIDS for the song "Pandemonium".



Click on Breanna's ta-tas...watch the full vid...rock out for a while... then once you're all done drooling into a bucket, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Breanna LIVE on CAM!

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Drunken Street Fighting in Vegas, Bird vs Train, Kim Kardashian's Wax Sculpture, BUCKCHERRY's BP video, RUSH live in New Mexico, New PAPA ROACH video, Lupe Fuentes in the Shower, Carmen in a tiny outfit, Anastasia in a thong

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your hairline. It's called ROGAINE. Go get some.)

What happens in Vegas...might just get your drunken, fighting ass locked up... in Vegas:

book a cheap flight to Vegas, gamble a little... and try not to get arrested.

What's the last thing that went through this bird's mind when he hit the train windshield?

HIS ASS!! Hey-O! *rimshot*.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Kim Kardashian Has the Worst Wax Sculpture Ever (WWTDD)

on the other hand, Kim Kardashian has a halfway-decent Sex Tape You know, the one in which she's getting ass-blasted by Ray J.


Which above-average pop star does this hiney belong to? (Drunken Stepfather)

What's Inside Cocoa Puffs (Asylum)

Rebecca Linares Wants to Show you her Privates...so ta-da! (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Niki (Bullz-Eye)

Linda Blair's 'Exorcist' Character Without the Creepy Satan Voice (URLesque)

15 Inductees Into the Scrappy Athlete Hall of Fame (SportsPickle)

Heather Vandeven is a Soldier. See? She's Got a Hat! (and nothing else) (Dailyniner)

Want to get scared shitless again? Paranormal Activity Part Deux (The Campus Socialite)

Ariel's Nude body makes us re-think our dislike of redheads (z0d)

What to do About a Terrible Sunburn (FunnyCrave)

3D Display Lets you touch a Boob (GammaSquad)

Let’s Put It To Rest: Hotter With Or Without An Eating Disorder (EGOtv)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only ass you'll ever get is attached to a Peruvian pool boy)

RUSH is on tour now (click for tickets!) and they kicked off their tour in New Mexico the other day:

Do you understand that these guys are pushing SIXTY ...and they still play better than you do? Dayum.

Those generous boys in BUCKCHERRY have released a new song for the BP Oil spill titled "Our World":

you can download the full track at iTunes, and they'll donate the proceeds.

New label, new album, same band... it's PAPA ROACH and they have a new song called "A Kick in the Teeth":

And this is the video for it. Like it? No? Eh, phooey on you.

From Rock to Racks...that old gag

If you haven't seen Sexy Latina Lupe Fuentes, then you should take notice:

She's taking a shower and feeling herself up as she likes to do quite often...and we can't stop looking at her vids.

One of our favorite FOUNDRY CAMS girls...the lovely Carmen from Cam With Carmen has located the tiniest outfit EVER:

and it's just about one step above dental floss. It barely covers her. We can barely contain ourselves. She does WAAAY more here. Click it!

Holy hell. Czech beauty Anastasia Devine can't stop playing with her boobs:

...and if not for that pesky restraining oder, we'd be feeling them up too. Damn.

We have another beautiful busty blond babe shakin' her hiney in a FoundryMusic shirt...

Busty blond beautiful Bobbia makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this clip featuring music by Sweden's CRASHDIET:


CLick Bobbia's Booty, damn you!!

Nice, right? Cam up with Bobbia at FOUNDRY CAMS and try to charm her out of her shorts

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Singer Hit With Guitar, Chunky Gal on Price is Right, Lindsay Lohan's Noise Bracelet, New IRON MAIDEN single, ALICE IN CHAINS live, Lisa Ann on Miami Beach, Jelena Jensen goes Camping

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Kind of like your people skills. Way to interact with humanity!)

Jay from San Francisco metal band DEFY ALL ODDS took a guitar blast right to the face:

Judging by the speed at which Jay recovered, this isn't the first time that's happened.

Meet Carlin, the happiest lady (read: Water Buffalo) ever to Come on Down on 'The Price is Right':

We did some digging and Carlin won three pairs of Gucci Sunglasses. Way to overreact!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Lindsay's Scram Bracelet Started Flashing (WWTDD)

Come on, girl...Sober up and start making those boobie movies again!


Holy Hiney! Whose almost-ripe booty is that? (Drunken Stepfather)

Andie Valentino is having a Butt-Naked Picnic. Who's hungry? (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Tonya Torres (Bullz-Eye)

Guy on YouTube Explains Why Swearing Is Bad, Mmmkay? (URLesque)

Cotto: Road To The Bronx finale and exclusive post-fight interview (HEAVY)

Sara Jean Underwood is in her Underwear... haha... get it? Meh. (Dailyniner)

Four Pervy Features Of The New iPhone 4 (Dave and Thomas)

We'd like to sink our hooks into Nikki Brooks... or just give her a hug (z0d)

You Became a Meme (CollegeHumor)

4 Awkward Situations for Men (with Helpful Charts for Dealing With Them) (FunnyCrave)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your complete lack of personality will prevent you from having any meaningful relationships)

They're about to release their fifteen studio album, and IRON MAIDEN has released "El Dorado"... a li'l taste:

Get those IRON MAIDEN tickets online NOW - you snobby metalhead.

The reunited ALICE IN CHAINS is still chugging along, and this is "Check My Brain" at Rock Am Ring:

Their latest disc Black Gives Way to Blue has beenk certified gold by the RIAA.

From Heavy Metal to Heavier Hooters... That Old Gag...

Direct from Miami Beach, busty MILF Lisa Ann is busting out of her green bikini in front of a creepy camera guy:

No flimsy fabric can hold those hooters back! ...and that's not all. you should see what happens once she gets inside.

Oooh! Let's go camping!

When busty brunette Jelena Jensen goes camping, the first thing she does before starting a campfire...

...fondle herself! Yeah, camping sure has changed since we were kids

Holy Smokes! Another beautiful webcam model shaking her ass! Whodathunkit?

Ember Reigns, the buxom blond bombshell who you have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site, has given us what could be her finest performance yet:


Honestly... do you REALLY need us to tell you to click on Ember's pic? JUST DO IT!

Great song. Great hiney. When you stop hallucinating, Go check out Ember's Sexy Self LIVE - online NOW

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