Friday Opie and Anthony Links: Patrice Oneal, Gina Lynn in studio - Turn on your Paltalk, O&A Funniest Listener Contest at Comix tonight, Dru Boogie's

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It's FRIDAY! Thank Cheebus. We need sleep.

Call the FU Line: We never plug it, so why not start now, right? If you have someone you'd like to send a big, healthy, F-You to, then call the Opie and Anthony F-U Line. If your call doesn't suck (ie; no slander, hate speech, or anything else that could get us in trouble), we'll probably use it on the air! The number is 866-F-U-LINE1.

Today on the Opie and Anthony Lesbian Lick-fest, we're going to be playing patty-cake with our comedian buddy Patrice Oneal, who will be at Banana's Comedy Club in Hasbrouck Heights, New Jersey this weekend.

Hold on to your hats and get your drool bibs... our porn starlet friend Gina Lynn will be in studio with her friend April who you can see in Fresh Breed 5 and FantASStic Whores 4 (check out the Bam Margera cameo!). Gina is also working with our pals at FreeOnes.com, which is just like the biggest babe index you've ever seen in your entire life.

Pick up videos from Gina Lynn Productions - online now!

Hotties in studio - Turn on your Paltalk: Once again, kids...we're presenting you with the rare opportunity to peek into some of the wonderful stuff that we get to endulge in on a semi-regular basis. Yes, we're talking about NUDITY and perhaps some LESBIANISM. So, if you think that sounds like something you'd like to see considering Gina Lynn is in studio with her pal April... then turn on your Paltalk and head to the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room.

O&A's Funniest Listener Contest: Are you lacking plans tonight? Then check out the Opie and Anthony Funniest Listener Competition TONIGHT at 7:30pm at Comix in New York City (see oandaradio.com for details).

(Since he's going to be IN studio with copies of his new Remix CD..let's help our buddy Dru plug some remixed goodness)

Ladies and gentlemen, finally, after YEARS of busting his ass and donating his time creating amazing remixes and scratching live in-studio on the Opie and Anthony Show, our friend, our little buddy, our li'l studio rat pal DRU BOOGIE has released his first CD...on iTunes... For Sale...RIGHT NOW

You want FIFTY TRACKS of original O&A Remixes? BUY DRU's CD NOW!






CLICK THE PIC TO ORDER DRU'S NEW CD - "A SPLAT ON THE WALL OF O&A"




You Can also get the full Double-disc set at Dru's MySpace Page

Look what WE found -- See My GF - Real Girlfriend Videos (so not safe for work, but looks oh SO convincing. Please let our gullable asses not get duped again)

(and as long as we're all popping wood...check this shit out)

We put Ember, Dahlia, Gianna, and Kyra from FOUNDRY CAMS together in a video with their FoundryMusic Girl Tees and a song from our boys in HINDER, and we made one breastacular video:





CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH THE GIRLS SHAKE THEIR MONEY-MAKERS

How's about getting yourself A whole basket o' snack foods and checking out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION (including, but never limited to):



SHINEDOWN - 'Devour' LIVE in Charlotte

Raven the Sexy Maid

METALLICA - 'The Judas Kiss' LIVE in Nottingham

Krisztina Sereny Naked in the Pool - PLAYBOY Photo Shoot (Psart 2)

Zuzana Drabinova Topless in a White Lace Thong

LIFE OF AGONY: 'Lost at 22' LIVE at Crocodile Rock in Allentown

Monica Guerra Motel Room Striptease

Joe Biden forgets 'number' of Recovery Website LIVE on CBS News

Brianna's Beautiful Booty In A Tiny Red Thong

KEEL 'The Right To Rock' LIVE at Club Vodka in Hollywood

Krisztina Sereny Naked In The Pool - PLAYBOY PHOTO SHOOT

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Monday Opie and Anthony Links: Martin Luther King Day, Fedor Emelianenko in Studio, Patrice Oneal, Robert Kelly, Download the Opie and Anthony Show,

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Wednesday Opie and Anthony Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Patrice Oneal and Ludacris In Studio, Edward Norton, New Boobs On RateMyWOW

Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST).

Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday boys and girls... especially to the Lovely ladies on Paltalk, who go out of their way each and every morning to show off their private parts on their webcams. They'll keep doing it if you're nice, guys... so don't be too pushy. And who are we bullshitting anyway, right? 90% of you are on PalTalk to see CHICKS GETTING NAKED ON CAM, so why pretend you're doing something noble, right? log in to your Paltalk and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!

Today on the Opie and Anthony POgram, our large and impressive friend Patrice Oneal is coming in to promote his upcoming Rhode Island gigs at Catch A Rising Star. We'll also be hanging with LUDACRIS, who is promoting his role in Max Payne. Also checking in to the show is our pal Edward Norton, who will be promoting Pride and Glory, which will be released on Ocotber 24th.

Re-Make "Pendulum" by FOUNDRY Contest: Attention all musicians, bands, audiophiles, and production geeks! We want YOU to re-make the 1997 classic, catchy, amazing song from FOUNDRY titled "Pendulum". The best entries will get to perform their songs live and get national exposure for their music ALL DETAILS ARE ONLINE HERE

Halloween Night with O&A at the Hard Rock Cafe: Want to hang out with the Opie and Anthony Show on Halloween night at the Hard Rock Cafe in the heart of Times Square? Sure ya do! Get your Halloween Hang Out Details online Now!

(Jim Norton is going to Los Angeles and Las Vegas to do his comedy thing!...check it!)

Our shorn-head, mushy-breasted compatriot Jim Norton will be going to Los Angeles on December 12th and 13th to do some comedy out at the Viper Room (click for tickets), but he's got a ton of shows coming up. Visit Jim's Myspace Page for a full list of his upcoming dates.



Jim is also going to be in Las Vegas in late November at Caesars Palace, so Get Tickets Online Now.

...now let's get back to the whole 'Whip 'em Out Wednesday' thing...

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always gathering content for his site Load My Mouth (so very NSFW... don't say we didn't warn you) for you to enjoy, we have some lovely boobs for you to slap happy to courtesy of adult starlet Isis Taylor...



RateMyWOW: Nicole Ray

(Ladies, submit YOUR photos today to RateMyWOW, but remember... no 'WOW' in the photo = Not Getting On The website)

If you want to get WOWed, you might need to get your hands on a WOW STICKER. There's a few ways to go about it:
1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE.

2. Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope (NOT A SMALL ONE, DUMMIES) to:
The Opie and Anthony Show
WOW Sticker Requests
111 West 57th Street
Suite 500
New York, NY 10019

3. Get yourself an OFFICIAL WOW T-SHIRT!. They come in all sizes, so no matter how many Ice Cream Bars you can pack away, you can get one that fits you.

CLICK ABOVE (or here) AND GET AN OFFICIAL WOW SHIRT...... and then eat some soft, delicious ice cream bars.

...and while we're on the subject of merchandise plugging....check out this self-serving madness... (truth be told, we were getting a lot of Email from young women asking if these were on sale anywhere...and interestingly enough, they ARE)

CLICK THE PIC TO GET THEM NOW!

(still need to look at boobies?? Alrighty, well lookee over here at this thing...)

The seductive Jenn (click for her profile) from FOUNDRY CAMS sent in a brand new video with her torn-to-shit Pink Teddy Bear shirt:








CLICK THE PIC TO SEE JENN SHAKE HER AMAZING ASS!

(...and if watching our girl shake her ass for a few minutes has got you feeling affectionate...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU guys and girls).

That 'cheating website' you keep hearing ads for: We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.

How's about lifting your head up from that giant bowl of pudding, cleaning your face with a wet-nap, and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll see:



Lisa Ann Rehearses for HUSTLER's NAILIN' PAYLIN video

Children of Bodom Guitarists Alexi Laiho and Roope Latvala play Vivaldi

Anna Lynn Strips Out of Her Summer Dress

Ringo Starr Says 'No More Fan Mail'

Busty Merilyn Sekova Pulls out of Her Silver Bra

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Thursday Opie and Anthony Links: Bob Kelly in for Jim, New O&A video Online, ROCKtober Continues, New Videos Online

Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST).

Holy schmoley! It's Thursday already! Where DOES the time go (well, actually it's sequntial, and 60 seconds = one minute, 60 minutes - one hour, and ... oh forget it)

Today on the Opie and Anthony Radio Cookout our formerly-chubby-but-now-really-skinny buddy Robert Kelly will once again be filling in for Jim Norton, who is in Los Angeles after taping appearances on Chelsea Handler's Show and Carson Daly's Show last night. It was Bob Kelly's BIRTHDAY yesterday, so of course we have our pal Executive Chef Steve from Basil T's in Toms River, NJ cooking up lots of yummy treats for the crew for a belated birthday breakfast. In addition, Bob is going to be performing at Bananas in Poughkeepsie, NY this weekend and in Hasbrouck Heights, NJ next weekend.

And as long as he's in studio, let's give him a li'l plug...Robert Kelly has a new CD/DVD called Just The Tip, and it's in stores NOW!



Click the pic to order it now!

(and as long as we're plugging our comedian friends...)

Our mushy-breasted compatriot Jim Norton is in Los Angeles today to do The Tonight show, and possibly some other TV (We'll keep you posted), but he's got a ton of shows coming up. Visit Jim's Myspace Page for a full list of his upcoming dates.

Jim Norton Live in Boston - Tickets on Sale Now: If you enjoy the comedy stylings of one Jim Norton, and you're in the Boston area, you should head to the Wilbur Theater in Boston in mid-November, and the tickets are selling FAST. Get Tickets Online Now.

(Quick, now look over here at this shiny flashy thingee!!!)

The seductive Jenn (click for her profile) from FOUNDRY CAMS sent in a brand new video with her torn-to-shit Pink Teddy Bear shirt:








CLICK THE PIC TO SEE JENN SHAKE HER AMAZING ASS!

(...and if watching our girl shake her ass for a few minutes has got you feeling affectionate...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU guys and girls).

That 'cheating website' you keep hearing ads for: We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.

How's about lifting your head up from that giant bowl of pudding, cleaning your face with a wet-nap, and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll see:



Sexy Russian Blond Babe Keira Compilation

1985 Commercial for 'Breakin and Poppin' with Alfonso Ribeiro

Nadja From German 'Big Brother' Striptease

Mr T Raps: Be Somebody

Prinzzess Sahara Reveals Her Innermost Secrets

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Wednesday Opie and Anthony Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Happy birthday Bob Kelly, Gallagher talks stocks, Boobs On Paltalk and RateMyWOW, ROCKtober

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Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday boys and girls... especially to the Lovely ladies on Paltalk, who go out of their way each and every morning to show off their private parts on their webcams. They'll keep doing it if you're nice, guys... so don't be too pushy. And who are we bullshitting anyway, right? 90% of you are on PalTalk to see CHICKS GETTING NAKED ON CAM, so why pretend you're doing something noble, right? log in to your Paltalk and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!

Today on the Opie and Anthony Radio Slapfest our pal Robert Kelly will be filling in for Jim Norton, who is in Los Angeles after a successful appearance on The Tonight Show last night (check out the video online now). It's also Bob Kelly's BIRTHDAY today, so everyone wish him a happy and healthy... something. In addition, Bob is going to be performing at Bananas in Poughkeepsie, NY this weekend and in Hasbrouck Heights, NJ next weekend.

You wouldn't think he's an expert, but our day-trading pal Gallagher is going to call in and give us all the advice we need in these troubling economic times.

And as long as he's in studio, let's give him a li'l plug...Robert Kelly has a new CD/DVD called Just The Tip, and it's in stores NOW!



Click the pic to order it now!

(and as long as we're plugging our comedian friends...)

Our mushy-breasted compatriot Jim Norton is in Los Angeles today to do The Tonight show, and possibly some other TV (We'll keep you posted), but he's got a ton of shows coming up. Visit Jim's Myspace Page for a full list of his upcoming dates.

Jim Norton Live in Boston - Tickets on Sale Now: If you enjoy the comedy stylings of one Jim Norton, and you're in the Boston area, you should head to the Wilbur Theater in Boston in mid-November, and the tickets are selling FAST. Get Tickets Online Now.

...now let's get back to the whole 'Whip 'em Out Wednesday' thing...

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always gathering content for his site Load My Mouth (so very NSFW... don't say we didn't warn you) for you to enjoy, we have some lovely boobs for you to slap happy to courtesy of adult starlet Aza Haze...

RateMyWOW: Aza Haze

If you want to get WOWed, you might need to get your hands on a WOW STICKER. There's a few ways to go about it:
1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE.

2. Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope (NOT A SMALL ONE, DUMMIES) to:
The Opie and Anthony Show
WOW Sticker Requests
111 West 57th Street
Suite 500
New York, NY 10019

3. Get yourself an OFFICIAL WOW T-SHIRT!. They come in all sizes, so no matter how many Ice Cream Bars you can pack away, you can get one that fits you.

CLICK ABOVE (or here) AND GET AN OFFICIAL WOW SHIRT...... and then eat some soft, delicious ice cream bars.

...and while we're on the subject of merchandise plugging....check out this self-serving madness... (truth be told, we were getting a lot of Email from young women asking if these were on sale anywhere...and interestingly enough, they ARE)

CLICK THE PIC TO GET THEM NOW!

(still need to look at boobies?? Alrighty, well lookee over here at this thing...)

The seductive Jenn (click for her profile) from FOUNDRY CAMS sent in a brand new video with her torn-to-shit Pink Teddy Bear shirt:








CLICK THE PIC TO SEE JENN SHAKE HER AMAZING ASS!

(...and if watching our girl shake her ass for a few minutes has got you feeling affectionate...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU guys and girls).

That 'cheating website' you keep hearing ads for: We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.

How's about lifting your head up from that giant bowl of pudding, cleaning your face with a wet-nap, and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll see:



Keeley Hazell Shower Photo Shoot

Lighting Your Drunk Friend's Leg On Fire

Alexa Loren and Her All Natural Boobs

Angry Australian Clown Freaks Out At Birthday Party

Prinzzess Sahara Reveals Her Innermost Secrets

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Tuesday Opie and Anthony Links: Patrice Oneal in for Jim, David Tyree, Jimmy on Jay Leno Tonight! New O&A Audio, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, ROCKtober

Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST).

Saaay, it's Tuesday already? Hot diggity!

Today on the Opie and Anthony Radio Hoedown our buddy Patrice Oneal will be filling in for Jim Norton, who is in Los. Angeles. Patrice is going to be at the Addison Improv in Texas this weekend, and he'll be in Lincoln, RI next week at Catch A Rising Star, so if you're in the area... go support our intimidating friend.

New York Giants Wide Receiver David Tyree is going to be hanging with the show today, and promoting his new book, More Than Just The Catch.

New O&A Audio: Thanks frequent contributor RPI, and a big fat guilty verdict we have a tribute to The Juice. Check out OJ FOLSOM PRISON BLUES online now.

Our mushy-breasted compatriot Jim Norton is in Los Angeles today to do The Tonight show, and possibly some other TV (We'll keep you posted), but he's got a ton of shows coming up. Visit Jim's Myspace Page for a full list of his upcoming dates.

Jim Norton Live in Boston - Tickets on Sale Now: If you enjoy the comedy stylings of one Jim Norton, and you're in the Boston area, you should head to the Wilbur Theater in Boston in mid-November, and the tickets are selling FAST. Get Tickets Online Now.

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always gathering content for his site Load My Mouth (seriously, don't click those if you're at work...unless you have a REALLY understanding boss) for you to enjoy, we have a couple of new sets of boobs for you to whack your bag to courtesy of adult starlets Heather Huntley and Hayden Night...

RateMyWOW: Heather Huntley

RateMyWOW: Hayden Night

(Speaking of funbags and fun chicks, lookee what we have to show you!)

The seductive Jenn (click for her profile) from FOUNDRY CAMS sent in a brand new video with her torn-to-shit Pink Teddy Bear shirt:








CLICK THE PIC TO SEE JENN SHAKE HER AMAZING ASS!

(...and if watching our girl shake her ass for a few minutes has got you feeling affectionate...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU guys and girls).

That 'cheating website' you keep hearing ads for: We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.

How's about lifting your head up from that giant bowl of pudding, cleaning your face with a wet-nap, and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll see:



Jenny McCarthy RickRolled during Autism Webcast

OZZY OSBOURNE performs 'I Don't Wanna Change The World'... poorly

Shanel...and her pierced nips...play topless tennis.

Black Metal audition on 'Starmania' in Austria

Salma Hayek Wrdrobe Malfuction on 'Wetten Das' in Germany

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Monday Opie and Anthony Links: Download The O&A Show, Patrice Oneal in studio, Handwriting Analyst, New O&A Audio, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, ROCKtober

Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST).

Happy friggin' Monday. Blech.

As always, if you missed any of this past week's shows, you can download them in there entirety from the nice folks at AUDIBLE:



Download the Opie and Anthony Show for Friday, 10/3/08 (Louis CK, Dennis Hof and Air Force Amy)

Download the Opie and Anthony Show for Thursday, 10/2/08 (Otto & George)

Download the Opie and Anthony Show for Wednesday, 10/1/08 (Whip 'em Out Wednesday)

Download the Opie and Anthony Show for Tuesday, 9/30/08 (Rich Vos and his awful teeth)

Download the Opie and Anthony Show for Monday, 9/29/08 (Larry Charles from 'Religulous')

Today on the Opie and Anthony Radio Hoedown our buddy Patrice Oneal will be gracing us with his presence and giving us his take on... well, whatever the hell he wants to. Patrice is going to be in Lincoln, RI next week at Catch A Rising Star, so if you're in the area... go support our intimidating friend.

Since we were so busy on Friday's Show and didn't get to her in time, today we're going to be talking to handwriting analyst, Michelle Dresbold, author of Sex, Lies, and Handwriting: A Top Expert Reveals the Secrets Hidden in Your Handwriting, and she's going to reveal the secrets behind intern David's handwriting.

New O&A Show Audio: Thanks to the production of our ProTools guru Derek, and a lousy Australian accent from yours truly, we have The Elusive Big-Titted Whore Promo to share with all of you...and thanks to Air Forcde Amy from The Moonlite Bunny Ranch and HBO's series Cathouse for the screaming.

It's ROCKTOBER - Send Us some awful Radio: Hundreds of radio stations across the country engage in this awful tradition known as 'Rocktober'...and we want to hear what radio in YOUR town sounds like. Email Sam with your suggestions and radio station samples... you know, so we can rag on them!

STONER SPELLING BEE - SIGN UP NOW! Attention stoners - Pay...ummm...attention... we're actually getting a decent response now to our request for potheads, but we can always use more! If you think you can spell and if you like to get baked early in the morning, Email Danny & Steve with your name, number, and contact information, and be ready to spell some big-ass words (this may happen this week, so please hurry up and get your information to us)

Wii Fit Challenge: Hey all you chunky butts and Nintendo Wii fans! Have you tried out the Wii Fit yet? Did you ever want to see a bunch of physially un-fit people trying to exercise on a Wii Fit? Are YOU a physically un-fit person (under 300 lbs) who wants to get on a Wii Fit to see how unhealthy you are? we had to postpone the originally-scheduled Wii Fit Challenge, but we're going to do it again very soon. Email Danny & Steve if you're interested in participating (no guarantees, but we might have a spot open up)

Our mushy-breasted compatriot Jim Norton is heading out to Los Angeles today to do The Tonight show on Tuesday, and possibly some other TV (We'll keep you posted), but he's got a ton of shows coming up. Visit Jim's Myspace Page for a full list of his upcoming dates.

Jim Norton Live in Boston - Tickets on Sale Now: If you enjoy the comedy stylings of one Jim Norton, and you're in the Boston area, you should head to the Wilbur Theater in Boston in mid-November, and the tickets are selling FAST. Get Tickets Online Now.

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to a lovely female fan, as well as our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always gathering content for his site Load My Mouth (seriously, don't click those if you're at work...unless you have a REALLY understanding boss) for you to enjoy, we have a couple of new sets of boobs for you to whack your bag to courtesy of adult starlet Mary Jane (God DAMN, this chick has been in a ton of videos)...

RateMyWOW: Mary Jane

RateMyWOW: Painted nails and Perky Boobs 1

RateMyWOW: Painted nails and Perky Boobs 2

(Speaking of BOOBS, lookee what we have to show you!)

The seductive Jenn (click for her profile) from FOUNDRY CAMS sent in a brand new video with her torn-to-shit Pink Teddy Bear shirt:








CLICK THE PIC TO SEE JENN SHAKE HER AMAZING ASS!

(...and if watching our girl shake her ass for a few minutes has got you feeling affectionate...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU guys and girls).

That 'cheating website' you keep hearing ads for: We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.

How's about lifting your head up from that giant bowl of pudding, cleaning your face with a wet-nap, and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll see:



One Finger Pull Ups

Bill Clinton Speech Makes Woman Faint...sort of.

Tammy Gives Herself a Boob Massage

Shooting an Anvil 500 Feet In The Air

Urinating on An Electric Fence

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Thursday Links: Patrice Oneal, Jim Jeffries, Animation Festival, New Videos Online

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O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch the infamous cake-stomping incident - online now!)

Happy Thursday, kids! The Opie and Anthony Radio POgram is hanging with our buddy Patrice Oneal today, and we also welcome back our buddy, and funny Ausssie Jim Jeffries, who is playing Caroline's this week in New York City. Get ready for more jokes that you probably shouldn't repeat in civilized company.

Jim Norton's Got TEN CD's Worth Of Material online - order 'The Best Of Jim Norton' on iTunes NOW!

Opie and Anthony Animation Festival: The Opie and Anthony Animation Festival officially has a Venue! Get those animating skills honed and ready to go, because The O&A Animation Festival is going to be at The Roseland Ballroom in New York City!!

GET ALL THE ANIMATION FESTIVAL DETAILS HERE

...Now, umm...here's something you don't see too often...

The sexy, seductive Brianna Frost (click for her profile) did a faceplant off her in-home stripper pole:




CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO!

Stop picking your butt and check out the clips we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:


Russian Girls Water Bottle Battle and Wet T-shirt Contest

Truck Driver Dies In Firey Plunge off Edmonton Overpass

Denise Milani Crawls In The Dirt In A Bikini

Huge Spool Of Cable Crashes Through Glass Doors - Video 1

Huge Spool Of Cable Crashes Through Glass Doors - Video 2

Kristanna Loken Makeout Scene from 'The L Word'

Senator Barack Obama vs. Persistent Photo Seeker in Philadelphia

Adult Starlets Visit the Toyota Dealership

Drunk Jeff Goldblum Sells Apple

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Friday Opie and Anthony Links: Patrice Oneal, Victoria Zdrok, TJ Miller, Harvey Levin from TMZ, New O&A Shirts, New Videos Online

LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch The Hot Dog Guy Now!)

Jim Norton's Got TEN CD's Worth Of Material online - order 'The Best Of Jim Norton' on iTunes NOW!

Today on the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram, our own Jim Norton is in Cleveland performing live at the House of Blues all weekend (Get your Jim Norton tickets online now), so our buddy Patrice Oneal is sitting in and doling out relationship advice in his usual manner. Speaking of relationship advice, our new pal Victoria Zdrok will be with us again with her own advice from her new book Dr. Z on Scoring: How to Pick Up, Seduce and Hook Up with Hot Women. Also with us today is our pal from CLOVERFIELD, comedian TJ Miller who is promoting his gigs at Comix in New York City. Finally, we're going to be talking to Harvey Levin from TMZ.com about the weird world of celebrities.

Remember, if you want to see the in studio goodness (or Victoria's boobies...she showed us last time)...make sure you turn on your PalTalk!... you can watch the show LIVE, as it happens. Or, if you're anything like us, you'll be staring at the amazing asses and boobs on the Ladies Of Paltalk, who like to show off on camera...showering, dressing, changing, or sleeping nude...

The O&A ANIMATION CONTEST Continues! We're looking for you talented bastards to show us how creative you are by ANIMATING your favorite Opie and Anthony bit(s). The best entries will be showcased at a LIVE event in April (to be announced), so DO NOT POST THEM ONLINE BEFORE THEN... YOU'LL RUIN THE SURPRISE!. Check out some examples of quality animations here:

Jimmy's Glasses - by Rob Y from Brooklyn


Bob Kelly's Iraqi Werewolf - by Rhett P in Sparta, NJ

1950's Future - by Adam L in Marlboro, NJ

O&A's New Names - by Andrea


The Imus and Reverend Al Show - by Cokelogic


The Imus and Reverend Al Show - by Cokelogic

Board Room Jimmy - By Cokelogic

Take your time... and MAIL US THE VIDEO (We need a BIG file if it's going to be shown on a big screen):


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The lovely Ferrari(click for her profile) from FOUNDRY CAMS sent in this great new video of her in fishnets and a F*CK ME shirt:




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And we have a fresh batch of fish in the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Silvia Luna Topless At The Beach

Sexy Blonde and Brunette Making Out

Oregon Teen Basketball Player Does a Full Court Dunk

Topless European Babes On Spring Break

Missing Teen Found in Crawl Space Of His Home - Raw Video

Tightrope Walking Goat Has A Monkey On His Back

Victoria Beckham Topless On The Beach

The Evolution Of Dance - By Optimus Prime

Ghost Ride In A Delorean

1500 Philippino Inmates Dancing To Soulja Boy and MC Hammer

Sexy Jamie Strips Out Of her Lingerie

OLD SCHOOL OPIE AND ANTHONY: If you look at Opie and Anthony.com (lower left), you'll see we added OLD SCHOOL OPIE AND ANTHONY video and audio to the page for those of you who might need a refresher course on some of those classic moments from the O&A SHOW. Today's links include:




Best breasts - Julie's Bouncing Boobs


WOWing On The TODAY Show

Best Breasts - A Bevy Of Bosom

Best Breasts - Lauren Drops Her Top

CBS Covers the Voyeurbus Incident - Part 1

CBS Covers The Voyeurbus Incident - Part 2

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Tuesday Opie and Anthony Links: Patrice Oneal, Car Crash Comedy LIVE - Turn on Your Paltalk, New O&A Video, New O&A Podcast, New Video Online

..and we just learned that our new intern Adam has never kissed a girl and loves The MILFhunter site!... we're looking for a girl who will make out with him. EMAIL SAM WITH YOUR INFO and let us know if you're game.

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O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch Anthony Shooting his computer!!)

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Our own Jim Norton is doing a li'l Comedy tour...CLICK HERE FOR JIM NORTON TICKETS!

Happy Super Tuesdee kids! Are youze all gonna get yer butts out and vote today? We sure hope so, cuz votin' be important. Today on the Opie and Anthony POgram, we'll be hanging with our pal Patrice Oneal, who is going to weigh in on CAR CRASH COMEDY, where a group of young, aspiring comedians will compete to see who's a funny bastard... and who just sucks balls. You don't want to miss this stuff, so Turn On Your PalTalk and go to the 'Opie and Anthony Live' room!

NEW O&A SHOW VIDEO ONLINE: Thanks to Sam, we have a brand new clip of the staff of the Opie and Anthony show breaking down and beating each other verbally on air:



The Opie and Anthony Staff breaks down

OLD SCHOOL OPIE AND ANTHONY: If you look at Opie and Anthony.com (lower left), you'll see we added OLD SCHOOL OPIE AND ANTHONY video and audio to the page for those of you who might need a refresher course on some of those classic moments from the O&A SHOW. Today's links include:




Penthouse Pets in Studio - The Debriefing

Penthouse Pets in Studio - Drunk Pets

O&A's WOW Road Trip - Staten Island WOW

Glorianne On The Streets Of Manhattan - Part 8

Glorianne On The Streets Of Manhattan - Part 3

Opie and Anthony Sperm Bowl - Part 1

Opie and Anthony Sperm Bowl - Part 2

Opie and Anthony Sperm Bowl - Part 3

...and now for something completely different...

Several of the Bombshells from FOUNDRY CAMS sent in a great new video featuring SCUM OF THE EARTH:




CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH 'BOMBSHELLS FROM HELL'

There's a bunch of BRAND NEW videos in the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Drunk Girls Kissing In The Ktichen

Turkish Driver Fights With Police

The 200 Meter Screamer - Part 1

The 200 Meter Screamer - Part 2

The AA12 is the World's Deadliest Automatic Shotgun

Stevie Wonder Takes a a Spill At Obama Rally in Los Angeles

Savannah Stern Cheerleader Tryouts

French Stewardess Gets Topless In The Cockpit

Stephanie The Sexy French Stewardess Strips Again

Blue Thong Booty Claps On Webcam

Savannah Gold Seduces Her Trainer

Thanks to the phenomenon of social networking sites, we are making friends all over the world wide interwebs and YOU CAN TOO! Just connect with us online at all these fine sites:

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Tuesday Opie and Anthony Links: Patrice Oneal, Louis CK, New O&A Videos, New O&A Podcast, New Videos Online

LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Check out Opie and Anthony and TANK the crazy sports guy!)

Need the O&A Show, but can't find it on your local radio dial?? No problem at all.. GO GET YOUR XM NOW AND HEAR THE SHOW UNCENSORED!

Our own Jim Norton is doing a li'l Comedy tour...CLICK HERE FOR JIM NORTON TICKETS!

Today on the Opie and Anthony Show, we welcome Patrice Oneal to the POgram, because Jim Norton is out today, filming a scene in the upcoming Kevin Smith movie. Also hanging with the show is our pal Louis CK (Correction - Louis CK got sick and can't hang today. Get Better Lou!). Incidentally Louis is going to be on tour soon... Get Louis CK Tickets Here!

Remember, if you want to see any of this in-studio goodness, turn on your PalTalk!... you can watch the show LIVE, as it happens. Or, if you're anything like us, you're oogling the Ladies Of Paltalk, who like to show off on camera...showering, dressing, changing, or sleeping nude...

Anthony at the Gun Range Shooting his Assault Rifle: Anthony was at the gun range over the weekend shooting off his FS 2000. Watch the video online here!

NEW O&A VIDEOS ONLINE: Thanks to our own Sam, we have a new batch of Opie and Anthony Videos online:



Adam The O&A Intern Sings REO SPEEDWAGON Karaoke...poorly

Comedian Nick DiPaolo Visits The Opie and Anthony Show

Chuck Liddell Returns To The Opie and Anthony Show

OLD SCHOOL OPIE AND ANTHONY: If you look at Opie and Anthony.com (lower left), you'll see we added OLD SCHOOL OPIE AND ANTHONY video and audio to the page for those of you who might need a refresher course on some of those classic moments from the O&A SHOW. Today's links include:

Becky's 18 Year Old Boobs

Best Ass Contestants - Day 2


Best Ass Contestants - Day 1

Brian The Intern Lies His Ass Off - Part 1

Brian The Intern Lies His Ass Off - Part 2

Teen Voyeurbus: The Jim Norton Photo Shoot

Gonna Electric Shock OJ - By RotGut

The Ballad Of Stinky and Earl

Hey Masturbator

Butt Plug

There's a whole new batch of salty treats in the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Gianna Michaels is Deep

Hawaii Chair Infomercial

Russian Techno Grandma Dancing

Four Guys, Two Motorcycles, One Trailer, Lots of Stupid

Japanese Blow Job Camera

Muscle Man Loves Himself

Sexy Blonde Gal in A Thong and Cowboy Hat on Webcam

Raven Riley Bending Over and Mooning in Pink Sweatpants

Drowning Man Rescued After Fall Through Pond Ice

Thanks to the phenomenon of social networking sites, we are making friends all over the world wide interwebs and YOU CAN TOO! Just connect with us online at all these fine sites:

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Facebook: FoundryMusic