Horse in a Car, Whores in a House, TRONS in a movie, ALICE COOPER in a Shitty Movie, ANTHRAX in a Mosh, Aria Giovanni in a Bikini, Mya Fox Shows her Ass some TV

You know, being flown all over the country being told you're an impresssive S.O.B. gives you time to reflect on all of the lonely MILFs you're going to reconnect with when you get home...

her husband is being flown all over the country too... She's home. She's lonely. She's what we'd call 'Available'. Get rid of that conscience!

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(But your sense of aim really sucks. How hard IS it to blow your brains out when you're drunk?)

How much horse poo can fill up the back seat of a Kansas shit-box?

Just ask Jerry. He knows intimately how much.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

What's better than TRON?

TRON: LEGACY, of course...with exploding, flying, and digitally-aging TRONs!

...and you can already order TRON: LEGACY on Blu-Ray....ain't THAT swell?
Of course you can still get The original TRON in case you weren't alive in the 80's



Eva Mendes playing with a dick-shaped Muppet still gives us bonerz (Drunken Stepfather)

Then again, Everything Eva Mendes does gives us bonerz...and there ain't a damn thing wrong with that

Marie McCray makes us dislike Redheads even more. Holy Crap she's HOT (FreakShow Planet)

Capri Anderson is wet and naked. Perhaps we should hand her a towel. No? Yeah, you're right. Stay nude (z0d)

Ancilla Tilia from PLAYBOY looks like that teacher you always wanted to bang...or maybe you DID. (Dailyniner)


I'M SORRY:
(Someday... Love will find you... break those chains that...oh wait, no it won't, asshole.)

Those aging thrashers in ANTHRAX were in Santiago, Chile in front of one of the biggest Mosh pits you have ever seen:

ANTHRAX is out promoting Metallica/Slayer/Megadeth/Anthrax: The Big 4 - Live from Sofia, Bulgaria, which WE just ordered because we can't wait to see if this show is ever going to come to the U.S.

and you're waiting for what, exactly? ORDER IT NOW!.

In 1984, ALICE COOPER made a piece-of-shit horror film called MONSTER DOG:

in this interview with Spain's 'Rock Metal TV', Cooper explains how absolutely wonderful the experience was.

And you haven't picked up MONSTER DOG yet WHY???

Metal, Horror Movies...and BOOBIES!

How fast can ARIA GIOVANNI peel off a pink bikini?

Umm, honestly? NOT FAST ENOUGH, DAMMIT!!!

Young 18 year-old Mya Fox is showing her big ass some of her big ass TV set.

She's really 22, but you can suspend disbelief for a while, can't you? and why is she showing a bunch of TV to her ass anyway? Because she wants her ass to stay up on current events, dammit!

Chad Smith (RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, CHICKENFOOT) and his funk-rock band, CHAD SMITH's BOMBASTIC MEATBATS (Jeff Kollman, Kevin Chown, Ed Roth, and of course, Chad Smith) just dropped a new album titled 'More Meat' and they were saintly enough to give us the track "The Gunboat is On!"... we thought it only appropriate to have our own brown-haired, brown-eyed, BISEXUAL FOUDNRY CAMS babe Natasha do up a video for them. What you see here, folks, is the fruits of that



Click Natasha's Nicely-formed Hiney. then regain your composure and click on on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Natasha LIVE...and Naked... (YOU naked, HER naked, it's all good)
Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Natasha LIVE on cam for hours on end.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

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Monday Links: Korean Van Rollover, Adrianne Curry's Bare Hiney, Kate Winslet is Single and Sexy, Axl Rose Hissy Fit, Pint-sized PANTERA tribute

How did YOU spend your weekend? did it look anything like this?



If not, then time's a'wastig! Adultery is good old-fashioned adult fun. You're a grown-up. Go enjoy yourself.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(So is your smile. Keep your mouth shut, or risk having all of your teeth chisled out)

What the fuck are the cars in Korea being made out of?




That van barely got clipped, and over it went!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:





Adrianne Curry posted this picture of her Bare Ass On Twitter (Drunken Stepfather)



...and if that's too subtle for you Adrianne Curry certainly isn't shy about being Naked.





Kate Winslet is Single! (WWTDD)



Holy Hot Shit! Kate Winslet is NAKED!



South by Southwest - SXSW 2010 - Blog and movie reviews (Bullz-Eye)



Codi Carmichael is kinda cute...and VERY naked... outdoors, even (FreakshowPlanet)



The new PREDATORS movie looks pretty cool (Dave and Thomas)



Kayden Kross Kan't Keep Her Klothes On (z0d)



The Corned Beef and Cabbage Cocktail. You know, for St. Patty's Day (The Bachelor Guy)



Gemma Massey and her huge British Boobs on a Sprial Staircase (Dailyniner)



Play Video Games. win Hamburgers (Heavy)



The Biggest Rivalry in College Basketball -- Definitively Proven by Math (Asylum)



The 5 Best Zombie Movies Never Made (FunnyCrave)



Evan and Gareth: Tie (atom)



Being a Playboy Campus Rep Looks Fun (The Campus Throne)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your breath stinks like booze, and your hair smells like old man breath. Repress much?)

Oh Boy. Someone threw a bottle on stage and Axl Rose threatened to cancel GUNS N' ROSES show in São Paulo, Brazil:



Same shit. Different decade... right, Axl?

It's a pint-sized PANTERA tribute with a group of teenagers in Lexington, Kentucky:



OK, who wants to take bets on which one will be the first tragedy? Too morbid? Eh, maybe.

From heavy metal to heaving hooters...

Even if you haven't heard of Trina Iglesias, you've probably SEEN her on the cover of EVERY mens' magazine EVER:



If you keep looking, you'll see hundreds of totally nude videos of Trina as well.

What's better than a young firm pair of bosoms? Oh, hows about FOUR PAIRS OF BOSOMS?



Who gives a shit if they can't wash a car? These girls look GREAT naked.

To celebrate the opening of Gisele's new solo site, GOT GISELE take a look-see at the new FOUNDRY CAMS video she made for us:






Click on Gisele right now, and watch the full jaw-dropping awesome video!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did



FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep



We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Wednesday Links: Holiday Humpday Hump-a-thon, Russian Car-Powered Carousel and Tree Hunting, Zakk Wylde shreds in Singapore, Lia 19 and Tori Black

Oh the weather outside is frightful, and it's time to hump your neighbors...

When your neighbors are getting blown, find a ho, find a ho, find a ho... um, yeah.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Leave it to a Russian to apply lawnmower technology to make a playground carousel into a neck-breaking-machine:

Yaaaaay paralysis!

Speaking of Russians, check out this badass Russian tree hunter...sneakily hunting the elusive...tree:

That's a BIIIG bullet, ya know.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your face, on the other hand, is awful. Remove it. With a Shotgun.)

Jordan is wearing WAY too much makeup (Drunken Stepfather)

WHO CARES?!?! She made a sex tape that leaked out!

Caz. She's Pasty. But oddly attractive (z0d)

2009 Holiday Gift Guide (Bullz-Eye)

Tina Cutrone has a silver bikini on that barely covers her nips (Daily Niner)

Penhouse Pet Jennifer Emerson Shows us her beefy bosoms (Freakshow Planet)

Want to Hear Mickey Rourke Rap? Of COURSE you do! (FilmDrunk)

Tiger Woods FAIL (Dave & Thomas)

'Family Ties' Mom is a Total Lesbian (Warming Glow)

Infographic: Movie Heist Hauls Vs. GDP (Screen Junkies)

Hip Hop's Most Outstanding Tattoos (RealTalkNY)

Failed Front Flip (Break)

13 bouncers use 2 patrons as punching bags behind Jay Z's 40/40 Club in AC (Don Chavez)

Guillermo Dubs Twilight for Latin Fans (Dave and Thomas)

War Machine: Armed and Dangerous (Heavy)

Ten Funniest Words In The English Language (Gunaxin)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your family won't be seeing much of you this holiday season. It's a shame they won't tell you where they live)

Oh no! Lia is showering with her clothes on!

Maybe it's intentional? yes, this makes it official. She meant to shower in an evening gown.

and how could you not LOVE Tori Black and her naked hiney?

She's showing us what it's like behind-the-scenes... ok, whatever. take yer clothes off, Tori.

From naked ladies... to something that doesn't rhyme with 'naked ladies'...ZAKK WYLDE rocked a Singapore Prison:

shredding on his new Epiphone Graveyard Disciple... thing looks cumbersome.

and back to boobies (of COURSE)... have you ever seen bosom skills like THIS?

Perhaps this young lady wanted to be a brain surgeon at one point. Then she discovered THIS wonderful boob-bouncing skill.

Thanks to our girl Ember Reigns, who you all have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS VIDEOS for the great video, and our buds in MR. BIG for letting us use the the new track "Next Time Around":

CLICK ON EMBER & HER SUCKER... NOW!
(and now to recap... because we forget shit almost as easy as you do)

Finish up making the sexy time with a sophisticated older woman, and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

Russian Tree Hunter
Lia 19 Showers in a White Gown
Zakk Wylde Performs at Singapore Prison
Boob Trick: winking Bosoms
Russian Car Powered Carousel
Tori Black Behind The Scenes Photo Shoot

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Tuesday Opie and Anthony Links: Patrice Oneal, Car Crash Comedy LIVE - Turn on Your Paltalk, New O&A Video, New O&A Podcast, New Video Online

..and we just learned that our new intern Adam has never kissed a girl and loves The MILFhunter site!... we're looking for a girl who will make out with him. EMAIL SAM WITH YOUR INFO and let us know if you're game.

LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

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Happy Super Tuesdee kids! Are youze all gonna get yer butts out and vote today? We sure hope so, cuz votin' be important. Today on the Opie and Anthony POgram, we'll be hanging with our pal Patrice Oneal, who is going to weigh in on CAR CRASH COMEDY, where a group of young, aspiring comedians will compete to see who's a funny bastard... and who just sucks balls. You don't want to miss this stuff, so Turn On Your PalTalk and go to the 'Opie and Anthony Live' room!

NEW O&A SHOW VIDEO ONLINE: Thanks to Sam, we have a brand new clip of the staff of the Opie and Anthony show breaking down and beating each other verbally on air:



The Opie and Anthony Staff breaks down

OLD SCHOOL OPIE AND ANTHONY: If you look at Opie and Anthony.com (lower left), you'll see we added OLD SCHOOL OPIE AND ANTHONY video and audio to the page for those of you who might need a refresher course on some of those classic moments from the O&A SHOW. Today's links include:




Penthouse Pets in Studio - The Debriefing

Penthouse Pets in Studio - Drunk Pets

O&A's WOW Road Trip - Staten Island WOW

Glorianne On The Streets Of Manhattan - Part 8

Glorianne On The Streets Of Manhattan - Part 3

Opie and Anthony Sperm Bowl - Part 1

Opie and Anthony Sperm Bowl - Part 2

Opie and Anthony Sperm Bowl - Part 3

...and now for something completely different...

Several of the Bombshells from FOUNDRY CAMS sent in a great new video featuring SCUM OF THE EARTH:




CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH 'BOMBSHELLS FROM HELL'

There's a bunch of BRAND NEW videos in the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Drunk Girls Kissing In The Ktichen

Turkish Driver Fights With Police

The 200 Meter Screamer - Part 1

The 200 Meter Screamer - Part 2

The AA12 is the World's Deadliest Automatic Shotgun

Stevie Wonder Takes a a Spill At Obama Rally in Los Angeles

Savannah Stern Cheerleader Tryouts

French Stewardess Gets Topless In The Cockpit

Stephanie The Sexy French Stewardess Strips Again

Blue Thong Booty Claps On Webcam

Savannah Gold Seduces Her Trainer

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