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THAT's TERRIBLE:
(But not half as bad as your people skills)
If driving a motorized couch to class is wrong...
Then we don't want to be right...
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of MOCHA DELIGHT and ALICIA ANDREWS:
RateMyWOW: MOCHA DELIGHT
RateMyWOW: ALICIA ANDREWS
Marisa Miller is in FHM (the UK version). That Is All. (WWTDD)
...and because we CAN... Marisa Miller is Sans-Clothes Quite often. Well, scantily-clad at least.
Drew Barrymore Doggy Style in ELLE (Drunken Stepfather)
JEEZ, where have we been? did you know Drew got naked this much? You did? Oh, OK. We stink then.
25 Smokin’ Hot Moments In Fire Fail (Banned In Hollywood)
Jodie Starr is a bright, blond, busty, shining... bimbo. see, and you thought we were gonna say 'star' (Freakshow Planet)
Bullz-Eye.com Featured Model: Penny Mathis (Bullz-Eye)
Tire Slashing Scorned Wife (The Smoking Jacket)
Juelz and Jasmine are two busty brunettes who are awfully friendly (Dailyniner)
Comic-Con 2010: Slave Leia Cosplay Photo Essay (FilmDrunk)
Worlds Most Awkward Fist Fight (The Campus Socialite)
Roxanna is Debating whether or not to show you her cooch. It's a short argument (z0d)
Olivia Munn's Goat Impression Could Use Some Work (TV Squad)
I'M SORRY:
(but not half as sorry as you're going to be when you realize you have no marketable skills)
Screw NASA and their space exploration ROB ZOMBIE says "Mars Needs Women":
See what we did there? We took the song title and worked it into the headline...and ...echh.
Not only are the Swedes responsible for the Nobel Prize, but they're also behind the creepiest fucking music video we have ever seen, courtesy of SOILWORK:
The band's new album The Panic Broadcast just got released, with some killer packaging, we might add.
from tremendous riffs to movie trailers...
Zack Synder, the man behind those red-caped Spartans in '300' just released the first teaser for next year's SUCKER PUNCH:
Snyder has described the film as "Alice in Wonderland with machine guns"... We couldn't have said it better.
from Movies to MILFs...
Our blond busty friend Tyler Faith can't keep her hands off herself:
In fact Tyler pulls her bra off like it's on fire... you know, because she's impatient.
School girl videos are inherently naughty, but Teen Kasia's touchy-feely school Girl clip is EXTRA dirty:
Why? Because she's Polish, and barely speaks any English, so who knows what trickery is going on behind that camera?
The beautiful Gisele, who you have seen in many FOUNDRY CAMS music videos as well as on her own site Got Gisele, just can't keep her clothes on:
Not that we'd ever object, of course, because Gisele is the kind of gal who looks great naked, you know?
Holy. Moley. Our Italian a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS girl Dannie Gee or Danni G did a great job tearing up and re-working our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt, and shaking her ass to "Kick in The Teeth" by PAPA ROACH from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:
Pick yourself up off the floor, wipe the drool off your chest...and then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Danni Gee/Danni G LIVE...and NUUUUDE (uh, yeah...we mean HER. Not you)
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE AND ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)It's going to be a busy busy Thursday today on the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram. We have a ton of funny hanging with the crew today, Starting off with our pal Robert Kelly, who is going to be at the Treehouse Comedy Club in Trumbull, CT this weekend.
And as long as he's in studio, let's give him a li'l plug...Robert Kelly has a new CD/DVD called Just The Tip, and it's in stores NOW!
Click the pic to order it now!
Also coming in to hang will be our buddy Mike Birbiglia, who is coming to a town near YOU (click for tickets!)...and since he's hanging with us, we'll plug his DVD. Click the image below to get Mike's new DVD, Mike Birbiglia: What I Should Have Said Was Nothing - Tales From My Secret Public Journal:
As if that wasn't enough, our old friend and ranting lunatic comedian buddy Lewis Black will be joining us for a bit before he darts off to his next comedy gig. Lewis is ON TOUR NOW (Click for tickets!)Finally, our pal from CLOVERFIELD, actor and comedian TJ Miller is going to be hanging out with the show...and we stress hanging out, because he might not get a word in edgewise.Remember folks, if you want to see any of these people LIVE, in-studio... all's youze gots to do is log into Paltalk now and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room, and you might even catch a glimpse of Jim or Opie picking their respective noses.'BOOYAH!' VIDEO CLIP: Yes, it's a catchprase, and it's also a pretty Goddamn sick video that we saw when Patrice Oneal was in studio, and we know where it is...along with some other foulness Patrice gets off on:
BOO YAH! - aka - 'Dog In A Bathtub' - only at Blacks On Blondes
Ghetto Gaggers
Black Market Pass (links to a bunch of sites)
My Mom's Fucking Blackzilla
Justin Slayer Video (we spoke to Justin Slayer at the Adult Video Convention in '05)Go Watch the video of the Blind O&A Fan who got his Laptop Stolen Win a Trip to WWE Summer Slam: We've got a contest going on all week, and you could win a trip to WWE SUMMER SLAM. Just get your own character and wrestling taunts ready and Email 'em over to Sam - FULL CONTEST DETAILS HERE... now let's change directions rapidly, shall we?The petite (not to mention bisexual) Danni Davis (click to read her profile) from Foundry Cams sent us a brand-spanking-new video:
CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH DANNI's NEW VIDEO...and of course if looking at half-nude 20-something young ladies is enough to pitch your tent...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU.We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one you're hearing the naughty ads for? Now you know. Go investigate.Look, we know how much you love that big stack of buttery waffles, but pick your head up for a minute and check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:
Raw Video: Congressman Steve Cohen Shoves Photographer
Lucy Pinder and Lindsey Strutt Topless photo Shoot
Lesbian Kissing Montage
Ants Invading a Personal Computer and Scanner
Kim Basinger In Nine 1/2 Weeks
Amazing Tornado Footage
Science Class Explosion
Lela Star Gets Topless Outdoors
For Your Height Only - Jet Pack SceneWe changed up some of our social networking links, so JOIN US:
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Break.com: NSFW videos (we put all the dirty vids in one location)
Vidilife: FoundryMusic (updated daily)
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MySpace: Opie and Anthony
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LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch The Hot Dog Guy Now!)
Jim Norton's Got TEN CD's Worth Of Material online - order 'The Best Of Jim Norton' on iTunes NOW!
Today on the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram, our own Jim Norton
is in Cleveland performing live at the House of Blues all weekend (Get your Jim Norton tickets online now), so our buddy Patrice Oneal is sitting in and doling out relationship advice in his usual manner. Speaking of relationship advice, our new pal Victoria Zdrok will be with us again with her own advice from her new book Dr. Z on Scoring: How to Pick Up, Seduce and Hook Up with Hot Women
. Also with us today is our pal from CLOVERFIELD, comedian TJ Miller who is promoting his gigs at Comix in New York City. Finally, we're going to be talking to Harvey Levin from TMZ.com about the weird world of celebrities.Remember, if you want to see the in studio goodness (or Victoria's boobies...she showed us last time)...make sure you turn on your PalTalk!... you can watch the show LIVE, as it happens. Or, if you're anything like us, you'll be staring at the amazing asses and boobs on the Ladies Of Paltalk, who like to show off on camera...showering, dressing, changing, or sleeping nude...The O&A ANIMATION CONTEST Continues! We're looking for you talented bastards to show us how creative you are by ANIMATING your favorite Opie and Anthony bit(s). The best entries will be showcased at a LIVE event in April (to be announced), so DO NOT POST THEM ONLINE BEFORE THEN... YOU'LL RUIN THE SURPRISE!. Check out some examples of quality animations here:
Jimmy's Glasses - by Rob Y from Brooklyn
Bob Kelly's Iraqi Werewolf - by Rhett P in Sparta, NJ
1950's Future - by Adam L in Marlboro, NJ
O&A's New Names - by Andrea
The Imus and Reverend Al Show - by Cokelogic
The Imus and Reverend Al Show - by Cokelogic
Board Room Jimmy - By Cokelogic
Take your time... and MAIL US THE VIDEO (We need a BIG file if it's going to be shown on a big screen):
The Opie and Anthony Show
Animation Contest
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New York, New York
10019COIN CLEAVAGE CONTEST - SIGN UP NOW! Due to the OVERWHELMING (sarcasm) response to the 'Coin Cleavage' contest, we've had to push back the contest date to March 13th!
Apparently, we have to spell it out a little more clearly for you ladies. THIS...IS...EASY...MONEY...DAMMIT.. SIGN UP TODAY!NEW OFFICIAL OPIE & ANTHONY T-SHIRT - ON SALE NOW!
CLICK THE PIC TO GET YOURS NOW!..and speaking of shirts (and lousy segues)...The lovely Ferrari(click for her profile) from FOUNDRY CAMS sent in this great new video of her in fishnets and a F*CK ME shirt:
CLICK THE PIC TO SEE FERRARIAnd we have a fresh batch of fish in the MEDIA SECTION, including:
Silvia Luna Topless At The Beach
Sexy Blonde and Brunette Making Out
Oregon Teen Basketball Player Does a Full Court Dunk
Topless European Babes On Spring Break
Missing Teen Found in Crawl Space Of His Home - Raw Video
Tightrope Walking Goat Has A Monkey On His Back
Victoria Beckham Topless On The Beach
The Evolution Of Dance - By Optimus Prime
Ghost Ride In A Delorean
1500 Philippino Inmates Dancing To Soulja Boy and MC Hammer
Sexy Jamie Strips Out Of her LingerieOLD SCHOOL OPIE AND ANTHONY: If you look at Opie and Anthony.com (lower left), you'll see we added OLD SCHOOL OPIE AND ANTHONY video and audio to the page for those of you who might need a refresher course on some of those classic moments from the O&A SHOW. Today's links include:
Best breasts - Julie's Bouncing Boobs
WOWing On The TODAY Show
Best Breasts - A Bevy Of Bosom
Best Breasts - Lauren Drops Her Top
CBS Covers the Voyeurbus Incident - Part 1
CBS Covers The Voyeurbus Incident - Part 2Social networking websites are taking over the interwebs...and so are we (well, kinda):
MySpace: Opie and Anthony
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MySpace: FoundryMusic
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