Soccer Hooligans Brawl, Most Painful Tattoo, Lady Gaga Is Friendly, STONE TEMPLE PILOTS on Letterman, ALICE IN CHAINS live in New York, Busty Ellen and Sasha Von Get Nude

Oh hell yeah, it's FRIDAY!
Go out this weekend and fornicate with a two friendly ...and promiscuous gals:

Screw 'Miller time'...it's 'affair time'...Beer is for college kids. Booze and Adultery is for grown-ups.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Kind of like chili and beer farts, but only worse, because they're coming out of you)

The fights that break out AFTER a soccer game are often more entertaining than the games themselves:


This brawl happens to be between a bunch of Mexicans and Angolans in Houston, TX

Honey, if your pain threshold is THIS low...


you just might want to reconsider getting that tattoo.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Lady Gaga Sure is Friendly (WWTDD)


Holy Shit! Ghost!!! (Drunken Stepfather)

Oh wait, sorry... it's just Mischa Barton. Wearing WAY too much makeup.

July 5th is Everybody Draw Titties on Jesus Day! (FunnyCrave)

The Future of Peeing (UPROXX)

On a scale of 1 to 10, Heather Vandeven is...an Eleven (Freakshow Planet)

A chat with porn star Sasha Grey (Bullz-Eye)

Jamie and Breanne go nipple-to-nipple in this Military Photo Shoot (Dailyniner)

Go To Bed With A TEN Wake Up With A TWO. (Campus Socialite)

K900 Hybrid Grill: Think of it as a Sports Car For Your Patio (The Bachelor Guy)

Jenn Anh Nguyen's Boobs are SO big, she has to hold them up so they don't fall off (z0d)

You had me at "Joe Pesci plays a pimp" (FilmDrunk)

The Walking Dead Are Coming, Grab an Axe (Dave and Thomas)

21 Animals Riding Other Animals (Maxim)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry all the breath mints on the planet won't clear up that halitosis of yours)

You know, when Scott Weiland is coherent and not falling down, STONE TEMPLE PILOTS is a pretty great band live:

again, we stress...when Weiland is coherent. How often is that? Ehhh, we dunno.

The guys in ALICE IN CHAINS are on tour now (click for tickets!) and this is their gig in Glens Falls, NY:

METALLICA. Napster Bad. iTunes Good. Oof, how old is THAT line?

From grunge bands to great big boobies...

ultra-buxom Busty Ellen is wearing a plaid bra...but not for long:

You see when you have 34G-sized boobs, you're morally obligated to take your clothes off and play with yourself...because your country wants you to. No matter what country you're from.

hard-bodied Sasha Von can't get nude fast enough:

and who could blame her? she's working on her site to pay her way through school... so more naked = more college!

What's this? More fantastic shamless self-promotion?? INDEED!

You know Carmen from her many FOUNDRY CAMS videos and from her solo site - CamWithCarmen. Here's a great clip of her "Unraveling" her clothes to some music by our friends in SEVENDUST:


CLICK THE PIC TO SEE CARMEN STRIP!

Then, when the feeling returns in your arms and legs... chat with Carmen LIVE, one-on-one!

You can also get hundreds of new photos and videos at Carmen's solo site - CamWithCarmen

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

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We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

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WEDNESDAY LINKS: OPIE AND ANTHONY LIVE, WHIP 'EM OUT WEDNESDAY, JIMMY FALLON, BIG A, TRAVELING VIRUS TICKETS, BRAND NEW VIDEOS ONLINE

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Thursday Links: Opie and Anthony LIVE, Dr. Ian Smith, Good Morning Strippers, Stalker Patti, Pat from Moonachie, Traveling Virus Tickets, New Videos

Happy ThursDEE, everybuddy! The Opie and Anthony Show is LIVE this morning (on terrestrial radio, that is) and of course, if you think we're fibbing, you can log on to Paltalk and see us all LIVE, scratching, burping, and farting. Oh, and you can also check out the many Naked Women in front of their webcams.

This morning, we're staying 'Good Morning' to all the Strippers Working their way through school. Morning ladies!

Today on the show, we welcome back Dr. Ian Smith from Celebrity Fit Club, whose new Extreme Fat Smash, which is helping EROCK shed some unwanted pounds. We'll also check in with Stalker Patti and Pat from Moonachie.

Check out CESNORSHIP ROOSTER, a new animated O&A satire by Peter Coffin.

Tickets for the Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus are on FIRE!!! (so buy two... 'cuz one might burn up). If you don't have your tickets yet, CLICK HERE FOR SHOW DATES AND LINE UPS

New Traveling Virus T-shirts - On Sale NOW!





CLICK HERE TO ORDER YOURS TODAY!

The beautiful Nyli from FOUNDRY CAMS has sent in a BRAND NEW video showing off her new 'F*CK ME' shirt (get your F*ck Me shirts here):



NYLI rocks out in her new F*CK ME shirt

We added a brand new batch of videos to the MEDIA SECTION, including:


Race Car vs. Deer

Jamie Hammer and Denise Milani in Bikini Tops

UK Coffee Shop Fight

Sexy Argentinian Girl in a Tiny Bikini

Sexy Denise Milani Pole Dance

BBC Reporter John Sweeney vs. Scientology Rep Tommy Davis

Anatomy Of The One-Punch Knock Out

Jill Nicolini Auditions For the Pussycat Dolls

CHEATERS: Husband busted with Dominatrix

Husband Hires Hitman to Kill Wife - Caught On Tape

Korkusuz - Turkish Rambo

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WEDNESDAY LINKS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY OPIE, WHIP 'EM OUT WEDNESDAY, NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW, CENSORSHIP ROOSTER, ROCK SCREAM VIDEO, TRAVELING VIRUS TICKETS

Who the heck is the tolpess blonde in the thong on Paltalk??? oooh, she's new!

Greetings and flatulations, people! It's OPIE'S BIRTHDAY TODAY and the Opie and Anthony Show is live and broadcasting on this fine Whip 'em Out Wednesday! (on terrestrial radio, that is), and if you don't want to take MY word for it, well then turn on your Paltalk... so sign in, wish Op a happy birthday, and check out some of the silliness in studio...cuz we're all here.

It's a lovely day in New York today...and probably in other cities, so if you want to participate in Whip 'em Out Wednesday, during which it's likely that you'll see a lovely set of bosoms, you should probably get yourself a WOW STICKER. There's a few ways to go about it:


1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE.




2. Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope (NOT A SMALL ONE, DUMMIES) to:

The Opie and Anthony Show

WOW Sticker Requests


111 West 57th Street

Suite 500


New York, NY 10019




3. Get yourself an OFFICIAL WOW T-SHIRT!. They come in all sizes, so no matter how much cheese you like to eat, you can get one that fits you. CLICK HERE AND GET A SHIRT...DAG NABBIT... and then eat cheese.

If you need to see boobies RIGHT NOW, well then TURN ON YOUR PALTALK, and check out all of the lovely young ladies poised in front of their webcams, who are more than happy to give you a flash or two...or three or four.

NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks again to our pal Brandon Iron, who is promoting his new sites Load My Mouth and Cover My Face (so very NSFW), we have some lovely new boobies to gawk at:


RateMyWOW: Zoe Matthews

Rock Screaming was a success!! Thanks to our own Sam, we have a great new O&A Show video online:


Rock Scream Tuesday: The Opie and Anthony Show Staff Screams Like Jim Gillette

Check out CESNORSHIP ROOSTER, a new animated O&A satire by Peter Coffin.

Tickets for the Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus are on FIRE!!! (so buy two... 'cuz one might burn up). If you don't have your tickets yet, CLICK HERE FOR SHOW DATES AND LINE UPS

New Traveling Virus T-shirts - On Sale NOW!





CLICK HERE TO ORDER YOURS TODAY!

The beautiful Nyli from FOUNDRY CAMS has sent in a BRAND NEW video showing off her new 'F*CK ME' shirt (get your F*ck Me shirts here):



NYLI rocks out in her new F*CK ME shirt

We added a brand new batch of videos to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Angelina Plays With Her Huge Boobs

Cute Blonde Girl Falls Of Bicycle onto Curb

Angelina Jolie Dances Naked in GIA

Restaurant Brawl - Caught on Video

Skateboarder Falls, Breaks Arm, Cries Like a Little Girl

Bobby Yang: Van Halen's 'Eruption' on Violin

Sliding Down a Mountain at 100mph

UNITED 300: A movie parody

JOIN THE 'PEST NETWORK' AND GET BLOGGING: Are you an opinionated person who thinks the entire world deserves to hear your rants? You are? Really? Then you're just like us. All of our registered users get their own FoundryMusic URL, space to upload your own photos, and of course... your own BLOG... get out there and spew, kids.

Remember, kids...if you like what you see, you can TELL A FRIEND ONLINE! Next to every media file, headline, or other goodies, you will see links to sites where you can embed it... or spread it around...like fertilizer. Some of our partners include:


del.icio.us

Groovid

Digg

Furl


Ma.gnolia


NewsVine

Reddit


Spurl


Yahoo

Facebook

Fark

Outage


..and many others!