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Just in case you missed the big news...we're having a party over here because...
Kendra Exposed: The Kendra Wilkinson Sex Tape is AVAILABLE NOW...and it's the most AMAZING video ever... next to the Zapruder film.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Sort of like your shitty sense of entitlement)
A Plattsburg, Missouri police officer rescued a trapped pooch from a fence a while back:
... and then the dog went and did something just... silly.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
The second trailer for the big screen adaptation of JONAH HEX is online:
You got yer Josh Brolin, you got your Megan Fox... *drool*, oh and don't forget John Malkovich. Oh, and LOTS of shit blowing up.
50 CENT Looks Great! (WWTDD)
Sex & The See-Through Shirt... Guess who? (Drunken Stepfather)
OK, so we limited it to a potential FOUR women...but this one is by FAR the most do-able of the bunch...and we have seen her boobies on screen.
A Tribute to Silence of the Lambs’ Buffalo Bill (Gunaxin)
Shay Laren and Her Huge Hooters are Hanging out by the Pool (Freakshow Planet)
A Chat with Richard Roeper (Bullz-Eye)
PLAYBOY's Kathleen Edge is Getting Naked ...in the study... with a candlestick... get it? CLUE joke. (Dailyniner)
The 50 Hottest World Cup WAGs of All-Time (Bleacher Report)
Step Right Up And See The Twitter (UPROXX)
Stacy Silver Shows off The Luckiest Leather Undies EVER (z0d)
Worst Death Ever: Car Crash With Flatbed Truck Hauling 17 million Bees (GammaSquad)
The 12 most awesome cowboys in TV & film history (Guyism)
A Fear Of Hobos (FunnyCrave)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you forgot to skim the pool and change the kegs in a timely fashion. Maybe next time you won't have to sleep in the garage)
Our buds in BON JOVI are on the road (click to get your mitts on the best tix!) and they christened the new Meadowlands Stadium last night:
It was an intimate affair. In front of about 50,000 screaming fans. get your tickets, kids!.
Once again, our pal BRET MICHAELS (load up that iPod, damn you) defied his doctors once again and hit the stage on American Idol last night:
...Casey James looked like a happy boy, doesn't he? Woulda been happier if he WON...but her DIDN'T.
Norwegian Metal Crooner JORN LANDE (who has been in more bands than we can count) recorded a tribute to the late great Ronnie James Dio:
Jorn Lande and his fu manchu are uber-serious.
From Rock Gods to Hot Bods...
Breastacular Busty Ellen and her 34G Boobs went for a ride...with her top down:
Get it? Top Down? Topless? Naked? Eh?
Shapely PLAYBOY babe Jamie Graham is totally nude... in the shower:
As opposed to clothed? is there any other way to shower? Evidently not.
What's this? More fantastic shamless self-promotion?? INDEED!
You know Carmen from her many FOUNDRY CAMS videos and from her solo site - CamWithCarmen. Here's a great clip of her "Unraveling" her clothes to some music by our friends in SEVENDUST:
CLICK THE PIC TO SEE CARMEN STRIP!
Then, when the feeling returns in your arms and legs... chat with Carmen LIVE, one-on-one!
You can also get hundreds of new photos and videos at Carmen's solo site - CamWithCarmen
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
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We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
Today is the day, boys and girls...
Kendra Exposed: The Kendra Wilkinson Sex Tape is being released today...a week early...because a nation of total filthbags (us included) couldn't wait.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Sort of like your shitty sense of entitlement)
This chubby girl rolling around in the mud at Ohio's 7Fest could be the least flattering clip we have seen all day:
Insert pig-in-mud reference HERE.
Speaking of drunks, check out this Russian guy who tumbles down a subway escalator:
Thank GOD the light fixture to the face broke his fall.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
Lindsay is CURED! (WWTDD)
THANK GOD! because the sooner she can get back to making low-budget skin flicks, the better! Amiright? Amiright?
Whose big old lady boobs are these??? (Drunken Stepfather)
We'd love to point you to some titty pics of her but apparently she's WAY too uptight to let those funbags fly...and she doesn't take it in the butt...allegedly.
Johnny B. Goode: Back to the Future 1 & 2 Simultaneous (Dave and Thomas)
Penthouse Pet Ryan Keely looks Regal in this Black-and-White Photo Shoot (Freakshow Planet)
Girl Next Door: Emily (Bullz-Eye)
Georgia Jones is the Sweetest Peach we've seen all Day (Dailyniner)
Worst National Anthem Performances (Gunaxin)
It's Always Sunny in Philly goes into syndication Mon. Here's their new "The Drunks Are On Us" clip (TheBachelorGuy)
Riley Evans Really Likes Getting Naked (z0d)
Top 20 WTF Movie Moments (The Campus Socialite)
A Practical Guide to Watching Porn With Your Girlfriend (FunnyCrave)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you forgot to skim the pool and change the kegs in a timely fashion. Maybe next time you won't have to sleep in the garage)
You may know RICHIE KOTZEN (click for discography) from his time in POISON and MR BIG:
He rarely does shows in the U.S., and this is him in Philadelphia - at the North Star Bar.
Los Angeles rock vets Y&T paid homage to Ronnie James Dio with their version of "Rainbow In The Dark":
Y&T, boy... um, we got nothing.
From great guitars to great asses...
Hiney-rific Kirra Lynne is oiling down her booty:
if you're dying to see what else happened to her hiney watch BIG WET ASSES #14 - On Demand Now!
Nicely-shaped Natalie Sparks Loves Lotion:
That's not ALL she loves. Natalie Loves all kinds of Dirty Things.
What's this? More fantastic shamless self-promotion?? INDEED!
You know Carmen from her many FOUNDRY CAMS videos and from her solo site - CamWithCarmen. Here's a great clip of her "Unraveling" her clothes to some music by our friends in SEVENDUST:
CLICK THE PIC TO SEE CARMEN STRIP!
Then, when the feeling returns in your arms and legs... chat with Carmen LIVE, one-on-one!
You can also get hundreds of new photos and videos at Carmen's solo site - CamWithCarmen
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
Oh hell yeah, it's FRIDAY!
Go out this weekend and fornicate with a two friendly ...and promiscuous gals:
Screw 'Miller time'...it's 'affair time'...Beer is for college kids. Booze and Adultery is for grown-ups.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Kind of like chili and beer farts, but only worse, because they're coming out of you)
The fights that break out AFTER a soccer game are often more entertaining than the games themselves:
This brawl happens to be between a bunch of Mexicans and Angolans in Houston, TX
Honey, if your pain threshold is THIS low...
you just might want to reconsider getting that tattoo.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
Lady Gaga Sure is Friendly (WWTDD)
Holy Shit! Ghost!!! (Drunken Stepfather)
Oh wait, sorry... it's just Mischa Barton. Wearing WAY too much makeup.
July 5th is Everybody Draw Titties on Jesus Day! (FunnyCrave)
The Future of Peeing (UPROXX)
On a scale of 1 to 10, Heather Vandeven is...an Eleven (Freakshow Planet)
A chat with porn star Sasha Grey (Bullz-Eye)
Jamie and Breanne go nipple-to-nipple in this Military Photo Shoot (Dailyniner)
Go To Bed With A TEN Wake Up With A TWO. (Campus Socialite)
K900 Hybrid Grill: Think of it as a Sports Car For Your Patio (The Bachelor Guy)
Jenn Anh Nguyen's Boobs are SO big, she has to hold them up so they don't fall off (z0d)
You had me at "Joe Pesci plays a pimp" (FilmDrunk)
The Walking Dead Are Coming, Grab an Axe (Dave and Thomas)
21 Animals Riding Other Animals (Maxim)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry all the breath mints on the planet won't clear up that halitosis of yours)
You know, when Scott Weiland is coherent and not falling down, STONE TEMPLE PILOTS is a pretty great band live:
again, we stress...when Weiland is coherent. How often is that? Ehhh, we dunno.
The guys in ALICE IN CHAINS are on tour now (click for tickets!) and this is their gig in Glens Falls, NY:
METALLICA. Napster Bad. iTunes Good. Oof, how old is THAT line?
From grunge bands to great big boobies...
ultra-buxom Busty Ellen is wearing a plaid bra...but not for long:
You see when you have 34G-sized boobs, you're morally obligated to take your clothes off and play with yourself...because your country wants you to. No matter what country you're from.
hard-bodied Sasha Von can't get nude fast enough:
and who could blame her? she's working on her site to pay her way through school... so more naked = more college!
What's this? More fantastic shamless self-promotion?? INDEED!
You know Carmen from her many FOUNDRY CAMS videos and from her solo site - CamWithCarmen. Here's a great clip of her "Unraveling" her clothes to some music by our friends in SEVENDUST:
CLICK THE PIC TO SEE CARMEN STRIP!
Then, when the feeling returns in your arms and legs... chat with Carmen LIVE, one-on-one!
You can also get hundreds of new photos and videos at Carmen's solo site - CamWithCarmen
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Kind of like chili and beer farts, but only worse, because they're coming out of you)
Street racing in Hollywood movies looks like a lot of fun...
Street Racing in Russia gets you T-Boned and nearly paralyzed. Well done, comrade!
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
Megan Fox Quit, and was not fired from, Transformers 3 (WWTDD)
and of course, Megan Fox likes to show her Boobs, and her ass, as much as she can, because girls like Megan Fox SHOULD.
Audrina Patridge Likes Bubble Gum and Posing Nude (Drunken Stepfather)
How do we know? because this orgy of evidence proves our point. Oh Audrina. Color us aroused.
Have a Nice Flight (AskMen)
The Future of Peeing (UPROXX)
Chikita is one amazingly-hot...well, Chikita. (Freakshow Planet)
Post-Apocalyptic Cinematic: 15 Films Where Humanity Isn't Doing So Hot (Bullz-Eye)
Breanne's Beautiful Body Busted Out of her dress. Poor Gal. (Dailyniner)
Robin Hood: Anatomy of a Clusterf*ck (FilmDrunk)
Jedi Junkies - The Full Feature Film (Dailymotion)
Katrin Kant Keep Her Klothes On. What a Katastrophe (z0d)
First Look: 2011 Infiniti QX (The Bachelor Guy)
15 Inductees Into the Fictional Athlete Hall of Fame (SportsPickle)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry all the breath mints on the planet won't clear up that halitosis of yours)
Our buddy our pal BRET MICHAELS talked about his recovery on Oprah yesterday:
fill up yer iPod with BRET MICHALES music. The guy's got medical bills and kids to feed, dag nabbit.
Them guys in METALLICA paid tribute to the late Ronnie James Dio in Lisbon, Portugal:
METALLICA. Napster Bad. iTunes Good. Oof, how old is THAT line?
The new AVENGED SEVENFOLD single is online...with Lyrics (in case you're like us and need to follow along):
the song is available on iTunes...as well as every other AX7 song... so go download some and thrash around your office.
From heavy metal to really heavy hooters, here we go again...
Busty brunette pinup gal Leanne Crow is having a Bikini Hot Tub Party:
How do you have a bikini hot tub party with just ONE woman? when it's Leanne Crow, you're invited to jump in with her...because you can actually do that, you know... jump through the monitor into the hot tub. Go on. Try it.
Hiney-rific Ivy Black is showing off her "Ass Roll":
What the hell is an 'Ass Roll', you ask? we have no clue, but it ends with her getting naked and touching herself... which is a great place to end up, you know?
What's this? More fantastic shamless self-promotion?? INDEED!
You know Carmen from her many FOUNDRY CAMS videos and from her solo site - CamWithCarmen. Here's a great clip of her "Unraveling" her clothes to some music by our friends in SEVENDUST:
CLICK THE PIC TO SEE CARMEN STRIP!
Then, when the feeling returns in your arms and legs... chat with Carmen LIVE, one-on-one!
You can also get hundreds of new photos and videos at Carmen's solo site - CamWithCarmen
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
Shake off that Monday morning hangover and wake up the drunk woman in the bathtub
Don't worry. Just get her home before her husband wakes up and then you can do it again next weekend...have an affair. Live it up a little!
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Kind of like chili and beer farts, but only worse, because they're coming out of you)
RIP Ronnie James Dio, who lost his battle with stomach cancer yesterday morning.
Click the pic to see Dio in healthier times, during his April 2007 visit to the Opie and Anthony Show.
A British Cyclist and His Brand New Helmet-Cam go out for a ride:
And get bounced off the hood of an old woman's car.
This video taken INSIDE of a Tornado in Norman, Oklahoma...
Will give you one more reason to never move to Norman, Oklahoma.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
Kendra is Behind the release of her Sex Tape...Part 4 (WWTDD)
Holy crap, could this be more transparent? Just let VIVID release the video later this month, make your money, and be done with it. Stop acting all wounded.
Playboy Playmate Jenna Bentley Rolling Around on a Beach with a creepy old guy (Drunken Stepfather)
And any creepy old guy who can afford the company of PLAYBOY models is a friend of ours!
Kimbo Slice: Does The UFC Need A New One? (AskMen)
Brilliant Ads For Canadian Porn Channel (Video SFW) (Warming Glow)
Shannon Stewart Shows off Her Smokin' Hot Body (Freakshow Planet)
Girl Next Door: Olinda Cataneda (Bullz-Eye)
Bambi and Ariel are Touching Tongues and Mid-Sections (Dailyniner)
Arguing the Merits of the Doubledown With Rachel Ray (FunnyCrave)
Saving serious dough time: Here is your "Best Time to Buy" guide for 35 products guys need (The Bachelor Guy)
Jenna and Her Big Boobs are Crawling All Over the Pool Table (z0d)
Before The Journey Begins: This One Is For The Freshman (The Campus Socialite)
A Tribute to the Muppets' Statler and Waldorf (Gunaxin)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry all the breath mints on the planet won't clear up that halitosis of yours)
our friends in QUEENSRŸCHE (who are on tour now - click for tickets) have a new Cabaret-style show:
...and they've enlisted the help of a chunky dominatrix to make it more appealing... to chubby chasers.
Those talented guys in CHICKENFOOT have released the FIFTH video from their debut disc:
the band's debut disc has sold over 750k copies! (that's a lot of Tequila)
From Supergroups to super-hot ass
The lovely Veronica Saint is sporting the world's tiniest, luckiest thong:
Of course, Veronica isn't wearing it for long...if you catch our meaning.
Fun-loving, Free-Spirited adult starlet Jayden James is going for a ride with her top down:
Get it? "Top Down"? "Shirt Off"? oh please, like all she's doing is riding around topless... there's a LOT more to see, Chester.
What's this? More fantastic shamless self-promotion?? INDEED!
You know Carmen from her many FOUNDRY CAMS videos and from her solo site - CamWithCarmen. Here's a great clip of her "Unraveling" her clothes to some music by our friends in SEVENDUST:
CLICK THE PIC TO SEE CARMEN STRIP!
Then, when the feeling returns in your arms and legs... chat with Carmen LIVE, one-on-one!
You can also get hundreds of new photos and videos at Carmen's solo site - CamWithCarmen
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
