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Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST).Holy Thursday! Another week is flying by!!! Woo hoo, it's almost the weekend!Today on the Opie and Anthony Eqipment-smashing fest, we'll be joined by our funny buddy Mike Birbiglia, whose one-man show Sleepwalk With Me begins this week at the Bleeker Street Theater. We're also going to meet up with Rob Corddry from the upcoming Oliver Stone film W. As if that wasn't jam-packed enough, our buddy Lazlow is coming in to talk up Midnight Club: Los Angeles...and of course give us an in-studio demo of this badass new game. Remember, you can see all of these fancy, famous, fantastical people LIVE, in-studio... if you turn on your Paltalk (you don't think we'd actually let you inside, did you? Well... we do...but that's at XM only, and... oh shit I'm getting sidetracked)
It's real simple. log-in to your Paltalk and go to the 'Opie and Anthony Live' Room (it's in 'Adult Conversations)...and you can see the whole staff, the celebrities, and a bunch of girls flashing their boobies on cam (which is distracting as hell, but really fun to look at)Re-Make "Pendulum" by FOUNDRY Contest: Attention all musicians, bands, audiophiles, and production geeks! We want YOU to re-make the 1997 classic, catchy, amazing song from FOUNDRY titled "Pendulum". The best entries will get to perform their songs live and get national exposure for their music ALL DETAILS ARE ONLINE HEREHalloween Night with O&A at the Hard Rock Cafe: Want to hang out with the Opie and Anthony Show on Halloween night at the Hard Rock Cafe in the heart of Times Square? Sure ya do! Get your Halloween Hang Out Details online Now!(Jim Norton is going to Los Angeles and Las Vegas to do his comedy thing!...check it!)Our shorn-head, mushy-breasted compatriot Jim Norton will be going to Los Angeles on December 12th and 13th to do some comedy out at the Viper Room (click for tickets), but he's got a ton of shows coming up. Visit Jim's Myspace Page for a full list of his upcoming dates.
Jim is also going to be in Las Vegas in late November at Caesars Palace, so Get Tickets Online Now....now let's look at some bosoms...New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always gathering content for his site Load My Mouth (so very NSFW... don't say we didn't warn you) for you to enjoy, we have some lovely boobs for you to slap happy to courtesy of adult starlet Alex Love...
RateMyWOW: Alex Love
(Ladies, submit YOUR photos today to RateMyWOW, but remember... no 'WOW' in the photo = Not Getting On The website)(while we're talking about the almighty bosom... check out what WE got from our girl Hayden!)The innocent-but-not-very Hayden from FOUNDRY CAMS sent us a new video of her almost nekkid, except for the Official F*CK ME Shirt:

CLICK THE PIC TO SEE HAYDEN SHAKE HER MONEY MAKER!(...and if watching our girl shake her ass for a few minutes has got you feeling affectionate...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU guys and girls).That 'cheating website' you keep hearing ads for: We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.How's about lifting your head up from that giant bowl of pudding, cleaning your face with a wet-nap, and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll see:
Eufrat Pops Out of Her Orange Corset
La Pequeña Sarah Palin
Amy Leigh Andrews Strips out of Her Pink Dress
CNN's Kyra Phillips Drops the C-Bomb on Live TVThese are some of the social networking programs we're linked up with, so JOIN US, won't you?
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Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday boys and girls... most importantly to the Girls on Paltalk, who have been making with the full-frontal nudity on their webcams lately. They'll keep doing it if you're nice, guys... so don't be too pushy. And who are we bullshitting anyway, right? 90% of you are on PalTalk to see NAKED LADIES ON THEIR WEBCAMS, so why sugar coat it, right? log in to your Paltalk and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!Today on the Opie and Anthony POgram, we welcome back our mush-mouthed comedian buddy Rich Vos, as well as our buddy Mike Birbiglia to the fray.
Also stopping by is WWE Wrestler JBL, who is promoting his new anti-energy beverage, DRANK...which I'm sure we can find a use for....and of course, it wouldn't be WEDNESDAY without some girls Whippin' 'em out!New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always gathering content for his site Load My Mouth (and we ain't talking about 'with Jellybeans', if you're at work, don't click that link) for you to enjoy, we have THREE new sets of boobs for you to drool all over courtesy of Jenny and Haley...
(Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY, but remember: No WOW in Photo = Not Getting On Site):
RateMyWOW: Jenny
RateMyWOW: Haley
RateMyWOW: Trinity Lust'Prime Time' Sam Roberts returns from the GOP Convention: Believe it or not, the O&A Show got a little political this year and we sent young Sam out to St Paul, Minnesota to do another edition of "What's the Haps" with all the protestors on the scene outside the Xcel Center. He's back in New York today, getting his (what we're SURE will be amazing) audio edited for air.Enoug of this politcal mumbo jumbo, let's back to this whole Whip 'em Out Wednesday thing...If you want to get WOWed, you might need to get your hands on a WOW STICKER. There's a few ways to go about it:
1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE.
2. Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope (NOT A SMALL ONE, DUMMIES) to:
The Opie and Anthony Show
WOW Sticker Requests
111 West 57th Street
Suite 500
New York, NY 10019
3. Get yourself an OFFICIAL WOW T-SHIRT!. They come in all sizes, so no matter how many Ice Cream Bars you can pack away, you can get one that fits you. 
CLICK ABOVE (or here) AND GET AN OFFICIAL WOW SHIRT...... and then eat some soft, delicious ice cream bars....and while we're on the subject of merchandise plugging....check out this self-serving madness... (truth be told, we were getting a lot of Email from young women asking if these were on sale anywhere...and interestingly enough, they ARE)
CLICK THE PIC TO GET THEM NOW!...and what goes better with boobes? That's right...vagina! or a soft cantelope with a hole drilled in it! (because sometimes you have to improvise)The Return of Queefing & "Guess What's In My Pants": Don't you just love when we bring back classic bits to the ol' radio show? We were all sitting around the campfire, talking about the good old days, and thinking about how great it would be if there was more VAGINA on the ol' radio POgram.
Soooo... Ladies, we would all love to hear (via telephone) from you and your vaginas. Call the radio show each and every morning, and show off your Queefing (check out a queefing clip here if you're unsure) skills... or play a round of "Guess What's In My Pants?"... That's the game in which you rub your phone receiver on your crotch, and we try to guess how you trim your pubes. Classy, right?FOXY JACKY - The Porn Girl In The Park: Did you read the story about the X-Rated Video Shoot in a Tennesee park?... The model's name is FOXY JACKY - and you can see the FULL, UNCUT playground video here...need MORE boobies? Holy smokes. Alright, well here's some perky ones for ya. Twins, even!Check out Brooke and Vikki, the twins from Foundry Cams who sent us a new video featuring the new HINDER single 'Use Me' (click to download the song!)...

CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH BROOKE and VIKKI IN ACTION!...and of course if looking at half-nude 20-something young twins is enough to pitch your tent...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU.We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.Seeking A Dominatrix: By now, you've seen Pat Duffy getting his nuts kicked (and if you haven't, then just click the damn link)... so we'd like to kick it up a notch if we can. If you're a professional DOMINATRIX, we could really use your services. Email us with your services / specialties, and perhaps we'll help you on your way to fame and fortune.Jim Norton Telephone Updates: Do you LOVE Jim Norton? Of COURSE you do! Now you can get daily updates from Li'l Jimmy on your phone. Call 917-267-2602 and Leave Jim a message (no hidden charges, just your regular phone charge to make the call)!... or just listen to HIS outgoing messages when he records them... (the best messages are posted on Jim's MySpace page!).INTERNS NEEDED: Do you want to be an intern for the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram? Can you get school credit for an internship? Are you familiar enough with the program? If so, go to internships.xmradio.com and apply to be an intern NOW! Time is running out, so MOVE YOUR ASSES!!!Why not pick your face up out of that Case of Twix Bars and check out what's new in the MEDIA SECTION, including:
Shay Laren Exercises Nude
Kate Touches Her Happy Parts In Blue Lingerie
Brazilian Reporter electrocuted on Live TV
Geraldo Rivera identifies...a rescue... worker...
CCTV Footage of Melbourne Tunnel Crash
Kicked iN the Head By A Horse
Kid Falls Over Fence Trying to Catch Home runWe changed up some of our social networking links, so JOIN US, won't you?
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LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE AND ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)It's going to be a busy busy Thursday today on the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram. We have a ton of funny hanging with the crew today, Starting off with our pal Robert Kelly, who is going to be at the Treehouse Comedy Club in Trumbull, CT this weekend.
And as long as he's in studio, let's give him a li'l plug...Robert Kelly has a new CD/DVD called Just The Tip, and it's in stores NOW!
Click the pic to order it now!

Also coming in to hang will be our buddy Mike Birbiglia, who is coming to a town near YOU (click for tickets!)...and since he's hanging with us, we'll plug his DVD. Click the image below to get Mike's new DVD, Mike Birbiglia: What I Should Have Said Was Nothing - Tales From My Secret Public Journal:

As if that wasn't enough, our old friend and ranting lunatic comedian buddy Lewis Black will be joining us for a bit before he darts off to his next comedy gig. Lewis is ON TOUR NOW (Click for tickets!)Finally, our pal from CLOVERFIELD, actor and comedian TJ Miller is going to be hanging out with the show...and we stress hanging out, because he might not get a word in edgewise.Remember folks, if you want to see any of these people LIVE, in-studio... all's youze gots to do is log into Paltalk now and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room, and you might even catch a glimpse of Jim or Opie picking their respective noses.'BOOYAH!' VIDEO CLIP: Yes, it's a catchprase, and it's also a pretty Goddamn sick video that we saw when Patrice Oneal was in studio, and we know where it is...along with some other foulness Patrice gets off on:
BOO YAH! - aka - 'Dog In A Bathtub' - only at Blacks On Blondes
Ghetto Gaggers
Black Market Pass (links to a bunch of sites)
My Mom's Fucking Blackzilla
Justin Slayer Video (we spoke to Justin Slayer at the Adult Video Convention in '05)Go Watch the video of the Blind O&A Fan who got his Laptop Stolen Win a Trip to WWE Summer Slam: We've got a contest going on all week, and you could win a trip to WWE SUMMER SLAM. Just get your own character and wrestling taunts ready and Email 'em over to Sam - FULL CONTEST DETAILS HERE... now let's change directions rapidly, shall we?The petite (not to mention bisexual) Danni Davis (click to read her profile) from Foundry Cams sent us a brand-spanking-new video:

CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH DANNI's NEW VIDEO...and of course if looking at half-nude 20-something young ladies is enough to pitch your tent...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU.We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one you're hearing the naughty ads for? Now you know. Go investigate.Look, we know how much you love that big stack of buttery waffles, but pick your head up for a minute and check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:
Raw Video: Congressman Steve Cohen Shoves Photographer
Lucy Pinder and Lindsey Strutt Topless photo Shoot
Lesbian Kissing Montage
Ants Invading a Personal Computer and Scanner
Kim Basinger In Nine 1/2 Weeks
Amazing Tornado Footage
Science Class Explosion
Lela Star Gets Topless Outdoors
For Your Height Only - Jet Pack SceneWe changed up some of our social networking links, so JOIN US:
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LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE AND ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)
It's Thursdee, and if you're not being knocked on your ass by a nasty summer cold, you're listening to a brand new Opie and Anthony POgram. Today, we have another busy day lined up for you. Our buddy Robert Kelly is stopping by to chill with the guys. Our pal Mike Birbiglia is also stopping by to hang. We'll also be checking in with Will Ferrell
and John C. Reilly
, who are promoting their new film STEP BROTHERS. Also, we will be hanging with Bobby Lee, who you have seen on MAD tv
.
As always, if you want to see any of these fantastic in-studio guests, celebrities, or booger-eating... or maybe you'd like to try to catch a glimpse of the ever-shrinking Bob Kelly, just remember to turn on your PalTalk!... you can watch the show LIVE, as it happens. Or, if you're anything like us, you're paying close attention Ladies Of Paltalk, namely that chick with the fantastic ass who derails the show once every fifteen minutes or so...
O&A off in Buffalo? Yeah, it looks like the Opie and Anthony Show may leave the Buffalo airways...BUT it looks like the show may go back on in Syracuse... go figger.
YOU CAN STILL HEAR US ON XM, UNCENSORED and UNCUT, SO GO GET XM! GO GET XM! GO GET XM! GO GET XM!
And as long as he's in studio, let's give him a li'l plug...Robert Kelly has a new CD/DVD called Just The Tip, and it's in stores NOW!
Click the pic to order it now!

Since we're being nice, we should tell you about Mike Birbiglia's new DVD callled Mike Birbiglia: What I Should Have Said Was Nothing - Tales From My Secret Public Journal
, and it's out now!
Click the pic to order it now!

...as long as we're talking about comedians who are ON the Virus show, let's take the time to promote this year's TRAVELING VIRUS
Traveling Virus 2008 - Tickets On Sale Now: The Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus hits the PNC BANK Arts Center on August 2nd, and the first batch of comedians has been CONFIRMED
Get Lineup information and Ticket Links HERE
...and of course, since we were plugging the hell out of Bobby's and Mike's merch, let's help Jimmy Norton sell some more stuff...
Buy these FANTASTIC items from Jim Norton:


Jim Norton - Happy Endings (Hardcover)


Jim Norton - Monster Rain (DVD)


Jim Norton - One Night Stand (DVD)
Now, let's help brother Elmo sell some shirts...
If you want to get WOWed, Get yourself an OFFICIAL WOW T-SHIRT!. They come in all sizes, so no matter how many boxes of Twix bars
you can wolf down, you can get one that fits you. 
CLICK ABOVE (or here) AND GET AN OFFICIAL WOW SHIRT...... and then eat some chocolate cookie bars.
...and while we're on the subject of merchandise plugging....check out this self-serving madness... (truth be told, we were getting a lot of Email from young women asking if these were on sale anywhere...and interestingly enough, they ARE)

CLICK THE PIC TO GET THEM NOW!
...now we show you more boobies...
The lovely Sweet Victoria (click for profile) from Foundry Cams just sent in this video of herself in a STAY COZY shirt:

CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH THE CLIP
...and of course if looking at half-nude 20-something young ladies is enough to pitch your tent...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU.
We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one you're hearing the naughty ads for? Now you know. Go investigate.
Why don't you pick your head up from that big box of 3 Musketeers Bars
and check out what's new in the MEDIA SECTION, including:
Lingerie Lesbian Makeout Session
Gina Lee Drinks Her Morning Coffee Topless
Busty Women Walking Down a Busy Street
UFC Ring Girl Edith Labelle Topless Photo Shoot
Dozens Injured In Bullfight Stage Collapse
Enormous Python Attacks Camera Man
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LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE AND ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)ANIMATION FESTIVAL VIDEOS AVAILABLE ON iTUNES!! (So far, there is one clip of videos from the festival.... ONLINE NOW!)
Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday, especially to the Wonderful Women of Paltalk, who are getting better looking each and every day. Thank GOD they spend so much time NAKED ON THEIR WEBCAMS, and have no problem being oogled and objectified. (log in and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!)Animation Festival Continues: The first Opie and Anthony Animation Festival was such a success, we're going to do it again! It's probably going to happen sometime in the fall, so you have PLENTY of time to get your asses animating if you want to create a masterpiece.
Go to iTunes for some examples of animations that were featured in the Animation Festival...and if you MISSED the animation fest, you can still get a shirt...OFFICIAL ANIMATION FESTIVAL SHIRTS: Opie's brother Elmo designed a special shirt JUST for the Animation Festival and you can get them online while supplies last!

CLICK THE PIC TO GET YOUR SHIRT NOW!!!!As luck would have it, we have LISA SPARXXX in the studio audience today. She stopped by just to watch the show, and got reeled in to the studio. (We interviewed Lisa in 2004 for the website, but this is the first time she has been on-air with O&A)
CHECK OUT LISA SPARXXX ONLINE NOW (there you go. now stop Emailing us asking where to see her wolf down a black guy's trouser snake)
CLICK HERE FOR A LIST OF LISA SPARXXX VIDEOSToday on the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram, we welcome back comedian Mike Birbiglia, and he's performing at Central Park Summer Stage this Friday with our pal Stephen Lynch... We'll aslo be hearing from UFC president, Dana White.Remember, if you want to see any of these fancy people LIVE, in-studio...or even Louis CK... just remember to turn on your PalTalk!... you can watch the show LIVE, as it happens. Or, if you're anything like us, you're paying close attention Ladies Of Paltalk, namely that chick with the fantastic ass who derails the show once every fifteen minutes or so... Sharon Osbourne Interview Audio: On yesterday's O&A Show, the one and only Sharon Osbourne called in and had some rather unsavory things about celebrity reality shows (ie; 'Hogan Knows Best' and 'Keeping Up With The Kardashians').
Listen to the Sharon Osbourne Interview - Online NowNew Opie and Anthony Videos Online: Thanks to our own Sam who has been slaving away diligently on a reconfigured Apple IIc, we have some great new O&A show Videos to share with y'all.
Big A Sings 'Stand By Me' on the O&A Show
Tragic News With Roland
Tito Ortiz Returns to the O&A ShowNow, back to this Whip 'em Out Wednesday thingamajig...If you want to get WOWed, you might need to get your hands on a WOW STICKER. There's a few ways to go about it:
1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE.
2. Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope (NOT A SMALL ONE, DUMMIES) to:
The Opie and Anthony Show
WOW Sticker Requests
111 West 57th Street
Suite 500
New York, NY 10019
3. Get yourself an OFFICIAL WOW T-SHIRT!. They come in all sizes, so no matter how many triple cheeseburgers you like you scarf down, you can get one that fits you. CLICK HERE AND GET A SHIRT...DAG NABBIT... and then eat some beef and cheese.STILL need boobies? You're in luck, Chesterfield...Look what WE do now..FREE NUDE BOOBS ON RATE MY WOW: For the past several years, we have been assembling photos of lovely women who were willing to flash their boobies for the O&A Show (some anonymously...some front-and-center).
Go To RateMyWOW and look at all the FREE NUDE BOOBIES!...and because boobies are so nice, we show you this now...The lovely ladies of FOUNDRY CAMS were sent a batch of Official Merchandise and they made this collection of amazing videos....

CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH THE VIDEO
...If any portion of that video left you feeling a little... excited.. why not do something about it with that chick in the office you've been eyeballing... We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one you're hearing the naughty ads for? Now you know. Go investigate.Why not put down that Big Box Of Peanut Butter Cups
you've been endulging in, and check out all the videos to the MEDIA SECTION, including:
Laura Orsolya Plays with her natural 38F Boobs
Jessica Feels Herself Up By The Pool
Busty Babe In A Welder's Workshop
Airport Shuttle Bus Driver Loses Control and Crashes
Beautiful Asian Bikini Babe At the Beach
Helicopter Crash at Utah Air Show
Aubrey Taylor Feels Herself Up In the Shower
SUV Explodes After Crash With TruckSocial networking websites are burning up the internet...so get a hose... or JOIN US:
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