Excited Motocross Kid, NICKELBACK uses lots of Pyro, GREAT WHITE Rocks the Rotary Club, Trampoline fun with Karissa Shannon, Boob time with September Carrino, School Time with Destiny Davis

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as bad as your hangover breath. Here's a mint, deadmouth)

Check out the world's youngest, most-coffeinated motocross rider on the world's tiniest dirt bike:

Sure would be a shame if after all of that, he lost... Actually, the little fella has to learn about the cold hard sting of life at some point, doesn't he?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Whose rapidly-becoming-irrelevant ass is this in tight pants walking around? (Drunken Stepfather)

You're so never gonna get this one even if we tell you that she dated Brett Ratner for a while... See? You still have no clue who it is.

(she's a) Blonde (Dave and Thomas)

Chris Bosh’s New $12 Million House in Miami (The Hoop Doctors)

Playboy's Karli Hebisen. weird Name. Awesome boobs. (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Ashley Layne (Bullz-Eye)

1st trailer for Coen Bros True Grit, starring Jeff Bridges (FilmDrunk)

Madison Leah has on see-through plastic bikini bottoms. Hopefully she wipes well (z0d)

Dad Builds Life-Sized, Drivable R2-D2 (nOOb Dad)

oh, her name is Dylan Ryder and we'd really like to Ride...(waaaaait for it)... her. Oh yeah. Classy, right? (Dailyniner)

15 Unusual Sexually Charged Photos (Banned in Hollywood)

Top 10 Best Cars to Take on a Rally Race (Sub5Zero)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you'll be riding the coattails of your drinking buddy until you get booted out.)

Those commercialized Canucks in NICKELBACK are on tour now (get them tickets, Paco):

...and they kick off their set with "Burn it To the Ground"... with enough pyro to burn the entire venue to the ground.

For those not counting, DARK HORSE, the band's 2008 album, has sold... oh, FIVE million copies:

On the opposite end of the success spectrum, we have GREAT WHITE, who are touring with JANI LANE rocked the Rotary Club in Farmington, Minnesota:

JANI LANE is filling in because JACK RUSSELL is recoving from a perforated bowel... How does one get a perforated bowel, you ask? Shhhh...

From Hair bands, to hairless ...well, you know.

Breastacular SEPTEMBER CARRINO is peeling out of her black lace Bra...and why?

Because she's got all-natural HH-sized boobs that defy the laws of nature. We can only wonder what those things are going to look like when she's in her 50's.

Busty blond PLAYBOY Playmate Destiny Davis is dressed up (barely) in her schoolgirl outfit:

Wait, she was a PLAYBOY's Miss January in 2005 and she's STILL in school? Wow, she must be a dope.

Finally, in honor of our friends at Vivid Entertainment, who are about to release Karissa Shannon Superstar:

We give you the Shannon twins bouncing on a trampoline at the PLAYBOY mansion. Why? Because we're very... easily...amused.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass burrito of fun....

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We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

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Friday Links: T-Boned Ambulance, Shiny Booty, Music Videos, Music Headlines, More Hotness from around the World

Looking for a special someone? Got a special someone, and looking for another one? Why not browse a whole bunch of MARRIED special someones! At least you know they'll keep quiet, you know?

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Driving in Russia looks like fun, doesn't it?.



Yup. That ambulance needed a beating.

(We'll give you ONE guess as to whose enormous ass this is)

Here's a hint...she another C-lister who likes to make sex tapes with her boyfriend.

New Music Headlines: Get the latest on DROWNING POOL, RIGGS, LACUNA COIL, ANTHRAX and more in our Massive Music Headline Archive

(speaking of music, here's something nifty)

It's SALIVA doing their thing LIVE in Maine.



Josey Scott is recuperating from surgery, so the band is off the sNO CORE tour.

(While we're on the music subject, the boys in MÖTLEY CRÜE are doing CRÜE FEST 2 this Summer!)

Pictured on stage at Madison Square Garden (March 16, 2009): John Allen of CHARM CITY DEVILS, Tyler Connolly of THEORY OF A DEADMAN, Vince Neil of MÖTLEY CRÜE, Sully Erna of GODSMACK, Ryan McCombs of DROWNING POOL

CRÜE FEST 2 - Click for Tickets!

("CRÜE"... brings us back to "boobs"...because the two often do go together)

This sexy Czech is Markéta Belonohá, and she's wearing a pearl necklace. Seriously. That's not even a cute pun.

This oily young Canadian teen is Paris Pirelli, and we really hope she's got a mop to clean up after this clip.

(now if we can have your attention over here)

Our own Jesse Jo and Tori from FOUNDRY CAMS are naughty nurses shaking it to "Flatline" by DUFF McKAGAN's LOADED:





CLICK THE PIC TO CHECK OUT THE VIDEO





And of course, after your pulse gets back to normal, head over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Jesse Jo and Tori LIVE on cam!



Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:



FoundryMusic

c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC

PO Box 257

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07946

Check out our review of This Ain't The Munsters XXX



...as well as many other wonderful titles in our ADULT REVIEW SECTION

If you can stop fooling around with your neighbor's daughter for a few minutes, check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Paris Pirelli Covers Herself with Baby Oil In The Kitchen

Caught on Camera: Ambulance gets broadsided in Russian Intersection

PLAYBOY Playmate Hope Dworaczyk Morning Ritual

Amputee MMA Fighter Kyle Maynard Debut in Alabama

Markéta Bělonohá Plays with her Pearl Necklace

Hockey Fan Fellatio During Playoff Game

Danielle Hauls out Her Huge Hooters at the Beach

SALIVA: 'Hunt You Down' LIVE in Maine

I'M SORRY:

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Thursday Links: Stolen Trucks and Busted Butt Brazilian Babes, Stun Gun to the Tongue, New Music Headlines, New Naked Hotness

It's so much easier to pick your nose upload the pictures to twitter, and make it easy for people to call you queer... when you have a manicure:

The things we do for that special someone... it's OK, they've already been bitten down to nothing.

Looking for a special someone? Got a special someone, and looking for another one? Why not browse a whole bunch of MARRIED special someones! At least you know they'll keep quiet, you know?

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Tory and Eric from MYTHBUSTERS tased their tongues.

Yeah, so what if the clip is over a year old? Doesn't make it any less funny.

(we don't know who this Cheryl Cole woman is, we don't know what she does...)

Apparently she's in a girl-group GIRLS ALOUD ...so yeah, now we know what she does.

New Music Headlines: Get the latest on SIXX AM, SLAYER, MEGADETH, and more in our Massive Music Headline Archive

(speaking of music, look at what BRITNEY SPEARS did...again)

We all know Britney loves being naked, but this tampon-dangling incident in Anaheim last week seems a bit...deliberate.

Suure, she didn't mean for that to happen.

(While we're on the music subject, the boys in MÖTLEY CRÜE are doing CRÜE FEST 2 this Summer!)

Pictured on stage at Madison Square Garden (March 16, 2009): John Allen of CHARM CITY DEVILS, Tyler Connolly of THEORY OF A DEADMAN, Vince Neil of MÖTLEY CRÜE, Sully Erna of GODSMACK, Ryan McCombs of DROWNING POOL
CRÜE FEST 2 - Click for Tickets!

("CRÜE"... brings us back to "boobs"...because the two often do go together)

This Hungarian hottie is Krisztina Sereny, and she LOVES to lift weights. She also loves collagen.

It's the one and only Aria Giovanni losing her lingerie...intentionally.

She's got the nice boobies.

(and now we look at this clumsy bitch)

Those Big Brother chicks LOVE getting naked.

(now if we can have your attention over here)

Our own Jesse Jo and Tori from FOUNDRY CAMS are naughty nurses shaking it to "Flatline" by DUFF McKAGAN's LOADED:

CLICK THE PIC TO CHECK OUT THE VIDEO


And of course, after your pulse gets back to normal, head over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Jesse Jo and Tori LIVE on cam!

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

FoundryMusic
c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC
PO Box 257
Millington, NJ
07946

Check out our review of This Ain't The Munsters XXX

...as well as many other wonderful titles in our ADULT REVIEW SECTION

If you can stop fooling around with your neighbor's daughter for a few minutes, check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:

Sunny Leone Topless By the Pool
Britney Spears Tampon String Hanging in Anaheim Concert
Aria Giovanni Loses her Black Lace Lingerie
Owner Jumps Off Back of Stolen Tractor Trailer in Georgia
Dawson Miller Watches TV and Eats Popcorn Naked
Brazilian Big Brother Babe Slips and Breaks Her Butt
Krisztina Sereny Topless Photo Shoot
Mythbusters: Tory and Eric Take a Stun Gun to the Tongue

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Wednesday Links: Happy Hump Day! New Boobs On RateMyWOW, New Music Headlines and Music Videos, Sexy Czech Babes, Danza's News Blooper

Happy Hump Day, kids! We were schmoozing and taking shaky pictures the other day...and Tweeting them:

That's the future Mrs...PENTHOUSE Pet of the Year Taya Parker, and Victoria 'Dr Z' Zdrok...making friends. Of course, the camera is shaking. Just our luck.

Spend 'Hump Day' humping a cute neighbor... yeah, the married one. It's all consentual to us, anyway.

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of adult starlet Michelle Honeywell:


RateMyWOW: Michelle Honeywell

THAT's TERRIBLE:

It's Tony Danza getting caught lipping off about the news show he's about to be interviewed on in 1989.

Thoughts and prayers, Tony...

(ehh, did someone forget her pants?)

Lindsay Lohan is looking less and less attractive all the time. Does that make us gay? Sheesh. Hope not.

New Music Headlines: Get the latest on the CREED reunion, TINTED WINDOWS, NOFX, NEW FOUND GLORY and more in our Massive Music Headline Archive

CREED Summer tour coming soon! (yeah, We knew about it MONTHS ago. Yeah, we agreed to keep our mouths shut. Oh well)

(speaking of music, check out this supergroup-for-a-night

"Sympathy For the Devil", the classic ROLLING STONES song performed in Los Angeles by Perry Farrell, Matt Sorum, and Billy Morrison.

It was at the premiere of "The Heart Is A Drum Machine"

(While we're on the music subject, the boys in MÖTLEY CRÜE are doing CRÜE FEST 2 this Summer!)

Pictured on stage at Madison Square Garden (March 16, 2009): John Allen of CHARM CITY DEVILS, Tyler Connolly of THEORY OF A DEADMAN, Vince Neil of MÖTLEY CRÜE, Sully Erna of GODSMACK, Ryan McCombs of DROWNING POOL
CRÜE FEST 2 - Click for Tickets!

("CRÜE"... brings us back to "boobs"...because the two often do go together)

PLAYBOY's Jasmine Davis is getting naked. That's all the information you need, ladies and germs.

Check out this Silvia Saint outdoor lesbian drool-fest (how often do you see THOSE words in THAT order?)

Silvia Saint is the best thing to come out of the Czech Rebublic since Communism (wait, what?).

(and now we show you a webcam video with a somewhat unexpected payoff...)

We usually only whore out our own cam babes, but JESUS, we weren't expecting this chick to be so...umm, gifted.

(speaking of the cam babes)

Our own Jesse Jo and Tori from FOUNDRY CAMS are naughty nurses shaking it to "Flatline" by DUFF McKAGAN's LOADED:

CLICK THE PIC TO CHECK OUT THE VIDEO


And of course, after your pulse gets back to normal, head over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Jesse Jo and Tori LIVE on cam!

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

FoundryMusic
c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC
PO Box 257
Millington, NJ
07946

Check out our review of This Ain't The Munsters XXX

...as well as many other wonderful titles in our ADULT REVIEW SECTION

If you can stop fooling around with your neighbor's daughter for a few minutes, check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:

Silvia Saint and Her Sexy Friend on the Lawn
Toyota Landcruiser Pancaked by Heavy Mining Truck
Cute Cam Babe Hauls Out Her Hefty Hooters
Perry Farrell, Matt Sorum, Billy Morrison: 'Sympathy For The Devil' LIVE in Los Angeles
Rita G is Naked By The Pool
Tony Danza Makes An Ass Out of Himself Before Interview
PLAYBOY's Jasmine Davis Shows off Her 34D Boobs

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Tuesday Links: New Boobs On RateMyWOW, CREED REUNION and new music videos, Mean Pranks, Nose Picking Oddballs, New Babe Videos

Let's stay classy and kick off this Tuesday with some...tits.

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of adult starlets Lina Paige and Sammie Spades:


RateMyWOW: Lina Paige
RateMyWOW: Sammie Spades

This is the thermostat in the office. Nice, eh?

That's it. We're moving into an air-conditioned motel room...and we're bringing our married assistant. She's a goer.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

This could be the meanest wake-up prank we have EVER witnessed on video...

This chick is going to feel this for a week...or three.

(this body belongs to... ?)

Damn. Someone's keeping herself fit.

New Music Headlines: Get the latest on the CREED reunion, TINTED WINDOWS, NOFX, NEW FOUND GLORY and more in our Massive Music Headline Archive

CREED Summer tour coming soon! (yeah, We knew about it MONTHS ago. Yeah, we agreed to keep our mouths shut. Oh well)

(speaking of music, check out this goodness)

The guys in SHINEDOWN performed acoustic in New York City earlier this month...

Not bad for a bunch of hayseeds from Jacksonville, right?

(While we're on the music subject, the boys in MÖTLEY CRÜE are doing CRÜE FEST 2 this Summer!)

Pictured on stage at Madison Square Garden (March 16, 2009): John Allen of CHARM CITY DEVILS, Tyler Connolly of THEORY OF A DEADMAN, Vince Neil of MÖTLEY CRÜE, Sully Erna of GODSMACK, Ryan McCombs of DROWNING POOL
CRÜE FEST 2 - Click for Tickets!

("CRÜE"... brings us back to "boobs"...because the two often do go together)

The lovely Gisele from FOUNDRY CAMS is once again making us drool profusely.

(and as long as we're talking about the cam babes...)

Our own Jesse Jo and Tori from FOUNDRY CAMS are naughty nurses shaking it to "Flatline" by DUFF McKAGAN's LOADED:

CLICK THE PIC TO CHECK OUT THE VIDEO


And of course, after your pulse gets back to normal, head over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Jesse Jo and Tori LIVE on cam!

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

FoundryMusic
c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC
PO Box 257
Millington, NJ
07946

Check out our review of This Ain't The Munsters XXX

...as well as many other wonderful titles in our ADULT REVIEW SECTION

If you can stop fooling around with your neighbor's daughter for a few minutes, check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:

SHINEDOWN: 'Second Chance' LIVE at J&R Music World in NYC
FOUNDRY CAMS: Gisele Topless In Blue Lingerie
Chinese Woman Picking Her Nose on A Bus
Rachel Sexton Peels a Banana With Her Feet
Meanest...Wake-Up Prank... Ever

I'M SORRY:

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Friday Opie and Anthony Links: The Return of Jim Breuer, Bob Saget, Dru Boogie, BOOYAH video, Sam's WWE Summer Slam Contest, New Videos Online

LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE AND ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

It's the Friday before a week-long vacation and the Opie and Anthony Show is in high spirits to say the least. First off, we welcome back Jim Breuer with open arms to the show. After his performance at the Traveling Virus, he's rejoining the fray on-air with the crew.

Our old buddy, Mr. Danny Tanner himself...Bob Saget will be calling in to promote his The Comedy Central Roast of Bob Saget, which airs Sunday August 17th at 10pm EST.

Remember folks, if you want to see any of these people LIVE, in-studio... all's youze gots to do is log into Paltalk now and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room, and you might even catch a glimpse of Jim or Opie picking their respective noses.

'BOOYAH!' VIDEO CLIP: Yes, it's a catchprase, and it's also a pretty Goddamn sick video that we saw when Patrice Oneal was in studio, and we know where it is...along with some other foulness Patrice gets off on:



BOO YAH! - aka - 'Dog In A Bathtub' - only at Blacks On Blondes

Ghetto Gaggers

Black Market Pass (links to a bunch of sites)

My Mom's Fucking Blackzilla

Justin Slayer Video (we spoke to Justin Slayer at the Adult Video Convention in '05)

Go Watch the video of the Blind O&A Fan who got his Laptop Stolen

Sam's WWE Summer Slam Contest: It's going down TODAY, and one lucky bastard is going to win a trip to WWE SUMMER SLAM - FULL CONTEST DETAILS HERE

...now here's a self-serving and totally unrelated segue....check out this madness... (truth be told, we were getting a lot of Email from young women asking if these were on sale anywhere...and interestingly enough, they ARE)

CLICK THE PIC TO GET THEM NOW!

... and look who's WEARING one of these fine shirts...

The petite (not to mention bisexual) Danni Davis (click to read her profile) from Foundry Cams sent us a brand-spanking-new video:





CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH DANNI's NEW VIDEO

...and of course if looking at half-nude 20-something young ladies is enough to pitch your tent...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU.

We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one you're hearing the naughty ads for? Now you know. Go investigate.

Look, we know how much you love that big stack of buttery waffles, but pick your head up for a minute and check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Angel Cassidy Rolling Around Topless On Her Bed

Pool Prank Gone Wrong

Crane Operator Drops Huge Air Conditioning Unit

Danielle and Her Floating Boobs

Heidi Wheeler Topless Outdoor Photo Shoot

Armed Russian Cop Passes Out On Subway

Petra Shows off Her Natural Pale Bosoms

dboots - The Delusional Rainbow Conspiracy Lady

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