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Weekend's Here! Clothing Optional! Find a Fiesty Friend and Fling those Clothes to the side...
Guilt is for suckers. Adulterous Affairs are for Brave Citizens like yourself. Do it for your country.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(But not half as bad as your people skills)
A cell phone store clerk in Chicago shows off his King Kong-sized balls in this CCTV video:
Now who's got the gun, Beeeeeyotch? OK, that's a bit much. The dude was Pakistani. Do Pakistanis even say 'Beyotch'?
You want to feel lazy? Check out 63-year old Sylvester Stallone getting his ass kicked by Steve Austin:
Sly got his ass KICKED... and his neck BROKEN while filming a fight scene for THE EXPENDABLES.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
The new judges on 'AMERICAN IDOL' are...ZZzzzzzzzzz (WWTDD)
yeah yeah... enough already with this nonses just TAKE YER SHIRT OFF! Yeah, We know. Subtle.
Everyone say Hello to MONTANA FISHBURNE: PORN STAR! (Drunken Stepfather)
You can thank the wonderful people at VIVID Entertainment for bringing this professionally-made tape to market... Montana thinks this is her ticket to fame... err, infamy...err, whatever.
Plot of ‘Charlie St. Cloud’ Recreated With Hilarious Review Quotes (FilmDrunk)
Life Inside the Bunny House (The Smoking Jacket)
Talia Kristin has 2 first names, 2 pigtails, 2 great boobs, and 2 much clothes on. (Freakshow Planet)
Movie Review: Dinner for Schmucks (Bullz-Eye)
Top 10 White-Trash TV Show Girls (BroBible)
Kiara Diane Barely gets out of the car before she gets out of her clothes (Dailyniner)
The 10 Most Dangerous MMA Fighters (InfoGraphic) (The Cage Doctors)
The 100 Hottest Women from New Jersey (BroBible)
McKenzie Miles has her hand over her no-no spot, but she's not hiding it well (z0d)
5 Essential Summertime Drinking Apparatuses (Banned In Hollywood)
High School Cheerleader Tackles Mall Thief -- and doesn't even have to hang
up her cell phone to do so (LemonDrop)
I'M SORRY:
(but not half as sorry as you're going to be when you realize you have no marketable skills)
What does BRET MICHAELS have in common with a million potatoes?
Absolutely Nothing. But they were both in Idaho the other day. Bret is on tour now so get your tickets... you know, before he dies.
In an effort to broaden their demographic reach, the guys in QUEENSRYCHE have enlisted the help of a chubby dominatrix:
They're trying to lure in the chubby chasers. QUEENSRYCHE is on tour now with their 'Cabaret' show... get them tickets now, madam.
Rock bands... whoosh...transition...and BOOBS!
Busty Blond MILF Tyler Faith is tired after a long day of making sex videos:
Trust us, just suspend disbelief for a minute and watch Tyler give a lucky pink vibrator the time of its life.
Bottle-blond Brandy Blair is getting a massage by a horny male masseuse:
And apparently she found the one massage parlor on the planet where you can get molested and not file charges.
Naturally beautiful brunette Renna Ryann is picking produce topless:
Some ladies squeeze the fruit. Renna likes to rub her tits on it to make sure it's ripe.
Holy. Moley. Our Italian a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS girl Dannie Gee or Danni G did a great job tearing up and re-working our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt, and shaking her ass to "Kick in The Teeth" by PAPA ROACH from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:
Pick yourself up off the floor, wipe the drool off your chest...and then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Danni Gee/Danni G LIVE...and NUUUUDE (uh, yeah...we mean HER. Not you)
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
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Listen to Today's WORST OF OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)Happy TuesDEE, boys and goils! The Opie and Anthony Radio Extravaganza has returned from a long Labor Day weekend (as many of you have, no doubt), and with any luck, will be putting on a show filled with non-stop hilarity today. Why don't you Turn on your Paltalk (and head to the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room) and see the crew wipe the sleep...and the crusties...from their eyesballs. 'Prime Time' Sam Roberts at the GOP Convention: Believe it or not, the O&A Show got a little political this year and we sent young Sam out to St Paul, Minnesota to do another edition of "What's the Haps" with all the protestors on the scene outside the Xcel Center. He's en route back to New York today, but we may get a call-in before he hits the airport.The Return of Queefing & "Guess What's In My Pants": Don't you just love when we bring back classic bits to the ol' radio show? We were all sitting around the campfire, talking about the good old days, and thinking about how great it would be if there was more VAGINA on the ol' radio POgram.
Soooo... Ladies, we would all love to hear (via telephone) from you and your vaginas. Call the radio show each and every morning, and show off your Queefing (check out a queefing clip here if you're unsure) skills... or play a round of "Guess What's In My Pants?"... That's the game in which you rub your phone receiver on your crotch, and we try to guess how you trim your pubes. Classy, right?FOXY JACKY - The Porn Girl In The Park: Did you read the story about the X-Rated Video Shoot in a Tennesee park?... The model's name is FOXY JACKY - and you can see the FULL, UNCUT playground video here...OK, enough shop talk. Let's bring on the BOOBIES!New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to a busty female fan, and our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always gathering content for his site Sperm Cocktail (Honestly, if you're at work, don't click that link) for you to enjoy, we have THREE new sets of boobs for you to drool all over courtesy of Laci Laine and Loona Lux...
(Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY, but remember: No WOW in Photo = Not Getting On Site):
RateMyWOW: Loona Lux
RateMyWOW: Laci Laine
RateMyWOW: Thanks for the Mammaries...need MORE boobies? Holy smokes. Alright, well here's some perky ones for ya. Twins, even!Check out Brooke and Vikki, the twins from Foundry Cams who sent us a new video featuring the new HINDER single 'Use Me' (click to download the song!)...
CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH BROOKE and VIKKI IN ACTION!...and of course if looking at half-nude 20-something young twins is enough to pitch your tent...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU.We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.Seeking A Dominatrix: By now, you've seen Pat Duffy getting his nuts kicked (and if you haven't, then just click the damn link)... so we'd like to kick it up a notch if we can. If you're a professional DOMINATRIX, we could really use your services. Email us with your services / specialties, and perhaps we'll help you on your way to fame and fortune.Jim Norton Telephone Updates: Do you LOVE Jim Norton? Of COURSE you do! Now you can get daily updates from Li'l Jimmy on your phone. Call 917-267-2602 and Leave Jim a message (no hidden charges, just your regular phone charge to make the call)!... or just listen to HIS outgoing messages when he records them... (the best messages are posted on Jim's MySpace page!).INTERNS NEEDED: Do you want to be an intern for the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram? Can you get school credit for an internship? Are you familiar enough with the program? If so, go to internships.xmradio.com and apply to be an intern NOW! Time is running out, so MOVE YOUR ASSES!!!Why not pick your face up out of that Case of Twix Bars and check out what's new in the MEDIA SECTION, including:
Busty Babe Strips On Webcam
Flexible Bikini Girl at the Beach
Molatov Cocktail Tee Ball
Jenny McCain Shows Off her Massive Melons
Busty Gabriela's Topless Photo Shoot
Kansas Professor Moons During Heated Debate
The Bloomington Bros' Cover NICKELBACK's 'Photograph'We changed up some of our social networking links, so JOIN US, won't you?
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Listen to Today's WORST OF OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)Say kids! I betcha you thought we forgot about you, didn't you? Well, we didn't. There's a fantastic new Worst Of Opie and Anthony airing today, so get on your Labor Day slacks, and start the festivities early (don't ask me where 'Labor Day Slacks' came from; I really haven't been sleeping much)The Return of Queefing & "Guess What's In My Pants": Don't you just love when we bring back classic bits to the ol' radio show? We were all sitting around the campfire, talking about the good old days, and thinking about how great it would be if there was more VAGINA on the ol' radio POgram.
Soooo... Ladies, we would all love to hear (via telephone) from you and your vaginas. Call the radio show each and every morning, and show off your Queefing (check out a queefing clip here if you're unsure) skills... or play a round of "Guess What's In My Pants?"... That's the game in which you rub your phone receiver on your crotch, and we try to guess how you trim your pubes. Classy, right?FOXY JACKY - The Porn Girl In The Park: Did you read the story about the X-Rated Video Shoot in a Tennesee park?... The model's name is FOXY JACKY - and you can see the FULL, UNCUT playground video here...OK, now let's get down to the business at hand - BOOBIES!New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always gathering content for his site Load My Mouth (Sure, go on...click it. It's a holiday... Treat Yourself!) for you to enjoy, we have THREE new sets of boobs for you to drool all over...
(Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY, but remember: No WOW in Photo = Not Getting On Site):
RateMyWOW: Lacie Lane
RateMyWOW: Tawny Ryden
RateMyWOW: Naomi Starshine...need MORE boobies? Holy smokes. Alright, well here's some perky ones for ya. Twins, even!Check out Brooke and Vikki, the twins from Foundry Cams who sent us a new video featuring the new HINDER single 'Use Me' (click to download the song!)...
CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH BROOKE and VIKKI IN ACTION!...and of course if looking at half-nude 20-something young twins is enough to pitch your tent...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU.We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.Seeking A Dominatrix: By now, you've seen Pat Duffy getting his nuts kicked (and if you haven't, then just click the damn link)... so we'd like to kick it up a notch if we can. If you're a professional DOMINATRIX, we could really use your services. Email us with your services / specialties, and perhaps we'll help you on your way to fame and fortune.Jim Norton Telephone Updates: Do you LOVE Jim Norton? Of COURSE you do! Now you can get daily updates from Li'l Jimmy on your phone. Call 917-267-2602 and Leave Jim a message (no hidden charges, just your regular phone charge to make the call)!... or just listen to HIS outgoing messages when he records them... (the best messages are posted on Jim's MySpace page!).INTERNS NEEDED: Do you want to be an intern for the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram? Can you get school credit for an internship? Are you familiar enough with the program? If so, go to internships.xmradio.com and apply to be an intern NOW! Time is running out, so MOVE YOUR ASSES!!!Why not pick your face up out of that Case of Twix Bars and check out what's new in the MEDIA SECTION, including:
Stracy Stone Striptease
Trashed Chicks Flashing At Mardi Gras
Julia Taylor Shows Off Her Perfect Ass in a Black Thong
Jessica Cirio Photo Shoot
Crazy Serbian Guy Jumps Off Bridge In Belgrade
Michele Malkin Confronted By Alex Jones at Democratic National Convention
Rapper DMX Drops the F-Bomb in Florida Court, Angers JudgeWe changed up some of our social networking links, so JOIN US, won't you?
Facebook: FoundryMusic
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Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)Gosh golly, this week sure is flying by, isn't it? Thursdee already, eh? Get your laughing hats out of the closet, and clean the cat turds out of 'em, because Bill Burr is coming back to the show to promote his new CD, Why Do I Do This?, which is also coming out on DVD in September. He's also in town promoting his weekend gigs at the Stress Factory in New Jersey.The Return of Queefing & "Guess What's In My Pants": Don't you just love when we bring back classic bits to the ol' radio show? We were all sitting around the campfire, talking about the good old days, and thinking about how great it would be if there was more VAGINA on the ol' radio POgram.
Soooo... Ladies, we would all love to hear (via telephone) from you and your vaginas. Call the radio show each and every morning, and show off your Queefing (check out a queefing clip here if you're unsure) skills... or play a round of "Guess What's In My Pants?"... That's the game in which you rub your phone receiver on your crotch, and we try to guess how you trim your pubes. Classy, right?FOXY JACKY - The Porn Girl In The Park: Did you read the story about the X-Rated Video Shoot in a Tennesee park?... The model's name is FOXY JACKY - and you can see the FULL, UNCUT playground video here...now that we've thrown that in your face, check out these babies...New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks to a lovely female fan, and once again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who went to Montreal to gather content for his site Load My Mouth (seriously, no clicking on that link if you're working) for you to enjoy, we have THREE new sets of boobs for you to drool all over...
(Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY, but remember: No WOW in Photo = Not Getting On Site):
RateMyWOW: Hold 'em Up High!
RateMyWOW: Kaycie Klein
RateMyWOW: Pamela...need MORE boobies? Holy smokes. Alright, well here's some perky ones for ya. Twins, even!Check out Brooke and Vikki, the twins from Foundry Cams who sent us a new video featuring the new HINDER single 'Use Me' (click to download the song!)...
CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH BROOKE and VIKKI IN ACTION!...and of course if looking at half-nude 20-something young twins is enough to pitch your tent...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU.We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.Seeking A Dominatrix: By now, you've seen Pat Duffy getting his nuts kicked (and if you haven't, then just click the damn link)... so we'd like to kick it up a notch if we can. If you're a professional DOMINATRIX, we could really use your services. Email us with your services / specialties, and perhaps we'll help you on your way to fame and fortune.Jim Norton Telephone Updates: Do you LOVE Jim Norton? Of COURSE you do! Now you can get daily updates from Li'l Jimmy on your phone. Call 917-267-2602 and Leave Jim a message (no hidden charges, just your regular phone charge to make the call)!... or just listen to HIS outgoing messages when he records them... (the best messages are posted on Jim's MySpace page!).INTERNS NEEDED: Do you want to be an intern for the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram? Can you get school credit for an internship? Are you familiar enough with the program? If so, go to internships.xmradio.com and apply to be an intern NOW! Time is running out, so MOVE YOUR ASSES!!!Why not pick your face up out of that Case of Twix Bars and check out what's new in the MEDIA SECTION, including:
I'm Falling - The REAL GENIUS Montage
Erica Campbell in a See-Through Shirt
Car Takes Out Car Wash
Melissa Dettwiller does Wall Push-Ups in a leopard Thong
Young Gymnast Lands On Her Face
PLAYBOY Playmate Janine Habeck in the Shower
Jimmy Page And Leona Lewis Play Olympics Closing CeremoniesWe changed up some of our social networking links, so JOIN US, won't you?
Facebook: FoundryMusic
Break.com: NSFW videos (we put all the dirty vids in one location)
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Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday boys and girls... specifically to the Girls on Paltalk, who have been getting naked frequently on their webcams lately. They'll keep doing it if you're nice, guys... so don't be too pushy. And who are we bullshitting anyway, right? 90% of you are on PalTalk to see NAKED LADIES ON THEIR WEBCAMS, so why sugar coat it, right? log in to your Paltalk and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!Today on the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram we have our buddy Dana White from the UFC calling in, and if we're lucky, he may be joined by Criss Angel, which would be ... magical? (yeah, yeah... 'boooo'... I know).Seeking A Dominatrix: By now, you've seen Pat Duffy getting his nuts kicked (and if you haven't, then just click the damn link)... so we'd like to kick it up a notch if we can. If you're a professional DOMINATRIX, we could really use your services. Email us with your services / specialties, and perhaps we'll help you on your way to fame and fortune.Did you read the story about the X-Rated Video Shoot in a Tennesee park?... The model's name is FOXY JACKY - and you can see the FULL, UNCUT playground video hereJim Norton Telephone Updates: Do you LOVE Jim Norton? Of COURSE you do! Now you can get daily updates from Li'l Jimmy on your phone. Call 917-267-2602 and Leave Jim a message (no hidden charges, just your regular phone charge to make the call)!... or just listen to HIS outgoing messages when he records them... (the best messages are posted on Jim's MySpace page!).INTERNS NEEDED: Do you want to be an intern for the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram? Can you get school credit for an internship? Are you familiar enough with the program? If so, go to internships.xmradio.com and apply to be an intern NOW! Time is running out, so MOVE YOUR ASSES!!!Now, back to this whole Whip 'em Out Wednesday thing...If you want to get WOWed, you might need to get your hands on a WOW STICKER. There's a few ways to go about it:
1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE.
2. Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope (NOT A SMALL ONE, DUMMIES) to:
The Opie and Anthony Show
WOW Sticker Requests
111 West 57th Street
Suite 500
New York, NY 10019
3. Get yourself an OFFICIAL WOW T-SHIRT!. They come in all sizes, so no matter how many Ice Cream Bars you can pack away, you can get one that fits you. 
CLICK ABOVE (or here) AND GET AN OFFICIAL WOW SHIRT...... and then eat some soft, delicious ice cream bars....and while we're on the subject of merchandise plugging....check out this self-serving madness... (truth be told, we were getting a lot of Email from young women asking if these were on sale anywhere...and interestingly enough, they ARE)
CLICK THE PIC TO GET THEM NOW!...and if you like to see boobs, then take a look at these!New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who went to Montreal to gather content for his site Load My Mouth (seriously, no clicking on that link if you're working) for you to enjoy, and now we have TWO new sets of boobs, courtesy of adult starlets GAYA and Franceska...
(Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY, but remember: No WOW in Photo = Not Getting On Site):
RateMyWOW: Gaya
RateMyWOW: Franceska...need MORE boobies? Holy smokes. Alright, well here's some perky ones for ya. Twins, even!Check out Brooke and Vikki, the twins from Foundry Cams who sent us a new video featuring the new HINDER single 'Use Me' (click to download the song!)...
CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH BROOKE and VIKKI IN ACTION!...and of course if looking at half-nude 20-something young twins is enough to pitch your tent...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU.We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.'BOOYAH!' VIDEO CLIP: Yes, it's a catchprase, and it's also a pretty Goddamn sick video that we saw when Patrice Oneal was in studio, and we know where it is...along with some other foulness Patrice gets off on:
BOO YAH! - aka - 'Dog In A Bathtub' - only at Blacks On Blondes
Ghetto Gaggers
Black Market Pass (links to a bunch of sites)
My Mom's Fucking Blackzilla
Justin Slayer Video (we spoke to Justin Slayer at the Adult Video Convention in '05)Why not pick your face up out of that Case of Twix Bars and check out what's new in the MEDIA SECTION, including:
X-Rated Video Shoot in Bartlett Park - Girl Identified!
The Taylor Twins And Next Door Nikki Get Naughty
Lauren Strips At The Shopping Mall
Ant & Seb Audition For The X Factor
T-Baby: It's So Cold In The D
Tera Patrick Strips Out Of Her Pink Bikni
Busty Young Lady Plays GUITAR HERO...poorly
FAST & FURIOUS - Official Movie TrailerWe changed up some of our social networking links, so JOIN US, won't you?
Facebook: FoundryMusic
Break.com: NSFW videos (we put all the dirty vids in one location)
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