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Weekend's Here! Clothing Optional! Find a Fiesty Friend and Fling those Clothes to the side...
Guilt is for suckers. Adulterous Affairs are for Brave Citizens like yourself. Do it for your country.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(But not half as bad as your people skills)
A cell phone store clerk in Chicago shows off his King Kong-sized balls in this CCTV video:
Now who's got the gun, Beeeeeyotch? OK, that's a bit much. The dude was Pakistani. Do Pakistanis even say 'Beyotch'?
You want to feel lazy? Check out 63-year old Sylvester Stallone getting his ass kicked by Steve Austin:
Sly got his ass KICKED... and his neck BROKEN while filming a fight scene for THE EXPENDABLES.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
The new judges on 'AMERICAN IDOL' are...ZZzzzzzzzzz (WWTDD)
yeah yeah... enough already with this nonses just TAKE YER SHIRT OFF! Yeah, We know. Subtle.
Everyone say Hello to MONTANA FISHBURNE: PORN STAR! (Drunken Stepfather)
You can thank the wonderful people at VIVID Entertainment for bringing this professionally-made tape to market... Montana thinks this is her ticket to fame... err, infamy...err, whatever.
Plot of ‘Charlie St. Cloud’ Recreated With Hilarious Review Quotes (FilmDrunk)
Life Inside the Bunny House (The Smoking Jacket)
Talia Kristin has 2 first names, 2 pigtails, 2 great boobs, and 2 much clothes on. (Freakshow Planet)
Movie Review: Dinner for Schmucks (Bullz-Eye)
Top 10 White-Trash TV Show Girls (BroBible)
Kiara Diane Barely gets out of the car before she gets out of her clothes (Dailyniner)
The 10 Most Dangerous MMA Fighters (InfoGraphic) (The Cage Doctors)
The 100 Hottest Women from New Jersey (BroBible)
McKenzie Miles has her hand over her no-no spot, but she's not hiding it well (z0d)
5 Essential Summertime Drinking Apparatuses (Banned In Hollywood)
High School Cheerleader Tackles Mall Thief -- and doesn't even have to hang
up her cell phone to do so (LemonDrop)
I'M SORRY:
(but not half as sorry as you're going to be when you realize you have no marketable skills)
What does BRET MICHAELS have in common with a million potatoes?
Absolutely Nothing. But they were both in Idaho the other day. Bret is on tour now so get your tickets... you know, before he dies.
In an effort to broaden their demographic reach, the guys in QUEENSRYCHE have enlisted the help of a chubby dominatrix:
They're trying to lure in the chubby chasers. QUEENSRYCHE is on tour now with their 'Cabaret' show... get them tickets now, madam.
Rock bands... whoosh...transition...and BOOBS!
Busty Blond MILF Tyler Faith is tired after a long day of making sex videos:
Trust us, just suspend disbelief for a minute and watch Tyler give a lucky pink vibrator the time of its life.
Bottle-blond Brandy Blair is getting a massage by a horny male masseuse:
And apparently she found the one massage parlor on the planet where you can get molested and not file charges.
Naturally beautiful brunette Renna Ryann is picking produce topless:
Some ladies squeeze the fruit. Renna likes to rub her tits on it to make sure it's ripe.
Holy. Moley. Our Italian a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS girl Dannie Gee or Danni G did a great job tearing up and re-working our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt, and shaking her ass to "Kick in The Teeth" by PAPA ROACH from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:
Pick yourself up off the floor, wipe the drool off your chest...and then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Danni Gee/Danni G LIVE...and NUUUUDE (uh, yeah...we mean HER. Not you)
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not half as terrible as your halitosis. Have a mint, dragon-breath)
Guitar virtuoso Rick Renstrom gives new meaning to the phrase "Look ma! No Hands!":
OK, he's GOT hands...but they're tiny. He shreds better than most guys with two full hands.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of nicely nubbed Asian KYOKI and RIHANNA SAMUEL:
RateMyWOW: KYOKI
RateMyWOW: RIHANNA SAMUEL
Mel Gibson really likes getting blow jobs (WWTDD)
Oh boy! It's Christmas in July! the FOURTH Mel Gibson audio clip is online! (Radar Online)
Amy Winehouse is Hypnotically Beautiful (Drunken Stepfather)
Oof. Just cut through the bullshit and Go To Crack Whore Confessions... at least they're honest about themselves, you know?
A Whole Mess of Mel Gibson Remixes... from the O&A Show (FunnyCrave)
UPROXX 2010 Summer Buyer's Guide (UPROXX)
Smash’d: LeBron’s Locker Room Adventures (atom)
Tyalor Vixen has an ill-fitting bra. Her boobs are showing. Oh. Wait. (Freakshow Planet)
Girl Next Door: Taylor O'Connor (Bullz-Eye)
Is "Inception" as confusing as you think? (Campus Socialite)
If These Dinosaurs Are Real, We Don't Want to Be Right (URLesque)
Aurora is Nude on The Beach...and she probably has a lot of sand in her crack (z0d)
Franziska is a dead ringer for Amanda Seyfreid...only Amanda doesn't show off her no-no spot (Dailyniner)
Introducing The Next Thing To Kill Your Children Slowly: The Candwich (egoTV)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your hopes and dreams have been crushed like so many empty beer cans)
Those wealthy Brits in IRON MAIDEN are on tour now (click for tickets)... have a brand new album coming out (click to order!) and just released this nifty new video:
Good old Eddie is back...and he got himself blasted into space this time.
Our buddy SLASH and his hat, shared the stage with MICHAEL MONROE in Finland:
MICHAEL MONROE used to be in HANOI ROCKS. Now he's just aging and bony.
From great big guitars to great hineys...
The spicy Latina you see below is adult starlet August:
She spends almost the entire video giving herself an atomic wedgie... and that's not ALL she can do... she can also make a mean egg salad. Wait, no... wrong girl. She has sex on video.
Brunette bombshell Jayden Jaymes has been linked to Chuck Liddell and Dave Navarro...
...and in this clip from Big Wet Tits 6 (which you can see on-demand) ...she's linked to a really big bottle of baby oil.
What do two naked hotties like Renna Ryann and Diamon James do when they're alone?
Why, they lick chocolate icing off each other ...which is, of course, how we think ALL women behave together. Because we're totally deluded.
aaaaand what would an update from us be without a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS shaking her ass to rock music, which happens to be from DROWNING POOL this time:
Stare into Shanelle's eyes... only for a moment, then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Shanelle LIVE...and nekkid (her, not you...genius)
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
