Gun-Toting Store Clerk, Stallone Gets His Ass Kicked, New American Idol Judges, Montana Fishburne Makes Smut, Bret Michaels Sings Skynyrd, Queensryche hires a chubby gal, Tyler Faith, Brandy Blair, Renna Ryann

Weekend's Here! Clothing Optional! Find a Fiesty Friend and Fling those Clothes to the side...

Guilt is for suckers. Adulterous Affairs are for Brave Citizens like yourself. Do it for your country.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(But not half as bad as your people skills)

A cell phone store clerk in Chicago shows off his King Kong-sized balls in this CCTV video:

Now who's got the gun, Beeeeeyotch? OK, that's a bit much. The dude was Pakistani. Do Pakistanis even say 'Beyotch'?

You want to feel lazy? Check out 63-year old Sylvester Stallone getting his ass kicked by Steve Austin:

Sly got his ass KICKED... and his neck BROKEN while filming a fight scene for THE EXPENDABLES.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


The new judges on 'AMERICAN IDOL' are...ZZzzzzzzzzz (WWTDD)

yeah yeah... enough already with this nonses just TAKE YER SHIRT OFF! Yeah, We know. Subtle.


Everyone say Hello to MONTANA FISHBURNE: PORN STAR! (Drunken Stepfather)

You can thank the wonderful people at VIVID Entertainment for bringing this professionally-made tape to market... Montana thinks this is her ticket to fame... err, infamy...err, whatever.

Plot of ‘Charlie St. Cloud’ Recreated With Hilarious Review Quotes (FilmDrunk)

Life Inside the Bunny House (The Smoking Jacket)

Talia Kristin has 2 first names, 2 pigtails, 2 great boobs, and 2 much clothes on. (Freakshow Planet)

Movie Review: Dinner for Schmucks (Bullz-Eye)

Top 10 White-Trash TV Show Girls (BroBible)

Kiara Diane Barely gets out of the car before she gets out of her clothes (Dailyniner)

The 10 Most Dangerous MMA Fighters (InfoGraphic) (The Cage Doctors)

The 100 Hottest Women from New Jersey (BroBible)

McKenzie Miles has her hand over her no-no spot, but she's not hiding it well (z0d)

5 Essential Summertime Drinking Apparatuses (Banned In Hollywood)

High School Cheerleader Tackles Mall Thief -- and doesn't even have to hang up her cell phone to do so (LemonDrop)


I'M SORRY:
(but not half as sorry as you're going to be when you realize you have no marketable skills)

What does BRET MICHAELS have in common with a million potatoes?

Absolutely Nothing. But they were both in Idaho the other day. Bret is on tour now so get your tickets... you know, before he dies.

In an effort to broaden their demographic reach, the guys in QUEENSRYCHE have enlisted the help of a chubby dominatrix:

They're trying to lure in the chubby chasers. QUEENSRYCHE is on tour now with their 'Cabaret' show... get them tickets now, madam.

Rock bands... whoosh...transition...and BOOBS!

Busty Blond MILF Tyler Faith is tired after a long day of making sex videos:

Trust us, just suspend disbelief for a minute and watch Tyler give a lucky pink vibrator the time of its life.

Bottle-blond Brandy Blair is getting a massage by a horny male masseuse:

And apparently she found the one massage parlor on the planet where you can get molested and not file charges.

Naturally beautiful brunette Renna Ryann is picking produce topless:

Some ladies squeeze the fruit. Renna likes to rub her tits on it to make sure it's ripe.

Holy. Moley. Our Italian a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS girl Dannie Gee or Danni G did a great job tearing up and re-working our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt, and shaking her ass to "Kick in The Teeth" by PAPA ROACH from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:


Pick yourself up off the floor, wipe the drool off your chest...and then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Danni Gee/Danni G LIVE...and NUUUUDE (uh, yeah...we mean HER. Not you)

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Tuesday Links: Shauna Sand Sex Tape is ONLINE, San Diego Street Brawl, Rob Zombie LIVE in Hollywood, Expendables Trailer, Lots o' Link Love, Alexa Adams, Tara Sparx, and Carrie Minter

Happy Tuesday, boys and girls! Why does Shauna Sand look so surprised?

Because her homemade SEX TAPE is now available online!
It's also on DVD and Blu Ray for you folks who like to see plastic surgery in High-Definition.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Being a tough guy in a drunken street brawl is so much harder...

...when you're wearing a Tinkerbell costume.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your crappy attitude, however, IS. Don't you have a pool to skim?)

Macy Gray is wearing a see-through sweater. Buh-lech. (Drunken Stepfather)

Lane Elizabeth Lost Her Lace Undies (Daily Niner)

Featured Model: Kelly (Bullz-Eye)

Alanna H...HOLY HELL!!! (Gorillamask)

Move over, mister...here comes Maria Milano (Freakshow Planet)

Don't Worry, They're Only Canadians (Top Cultured)

African Transvestite Parade Is Scary (DJMICK)

The Best Movie Clip Mashup Ever? (LemonDrop)

Awkward Guy at the Orgy (atom)

Fedor 'The Last Emperor' Emelianenko Is Not a Fan of 'Rocky IV' (Asylum)

New Horror Comedy May Contain Actual Comedy (FilmDrunk)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you blame everyone else but yourself for your lot in life)

Sexy Alexa Adams is getting naked outdoors:

She's 20. She's naked...and she's far from shy.

Busty British blond Tara Sparx is spending a ton of time oiling up her boobs:

OK, sure... if we had boobs like that, we'd lotion them up too.

From racks to rock, we move to ROB ZOMBIE, who is out on tour now:

"Living Dead Girl" LIVE at the Hollywood Palladium.

From dead girls to dead guys, it's the new trailer for SYLVESTER STALLONE's New Movie The Expendables:

Stallone, Statham, Li, Lundgren, Rourke, Roberts, Willis, Schwarzenegger... all blowing shit up in 2010.

aaaand here's some more dead guys...err, Zombies...in George A. Romero's New Zombie film, Survival Of The Dead

Romero. Zombies. What more could you want?

It's a Halloween Horror Show from the FOUNDRY CAMS girls and POWERMAN 5000, who as luck would have it, gave us the song "Horror Show" from Somewhere on the Otherside of Nowhere

CLICK ON THAT SEXY BITCH! Err, WITCH...sorry.

(and now to recap... for the people with head trauma...that means us, too)

After you finish nailing your cute co-worker in a motel room, click on over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

ROB ZOMBIE: 'Living Dead Girl' LIVE at the Hollywood Palladium
Carrie Minter Covers Herself In Shaving Cream
The Expendables - Trailer
Tara Sparx Oils up Her Huge British Boobs
George Romero's Survival Of the Dead Promo Trailer
Alexa Adams Posing Naked Outdoors
Halloween Brawl in San Diego

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