MILF in a Mesh Shirt, Shark vs Guy in Kayak, OZZY in a Hockey Jersey, Captain America Fest, POISON and MOTLEY CRUE madness, Natalie Portman's Naked Ass, New FOUNDRYCAMS, Breanne Benson

Look, Dude... if your mom is going to keep posting photos like this:

especially on her Ashley Madison and Facebook pages... you're going to have to deal with all of the strange guys at the door (us included).

THAT's TERRIBLE:
( Listen up, monkeybrain - you're not getting any smarter so pay attention PLEASE)

An enormous shark barrelled down on a guy in a kayak in Florida:

Normally he'd be shitting his pants; but not this time. You see, it was a BASKING shark, and the most it would do is suck on the kayak for a while

Now THIS, friends...is a shark:


THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your hairline, and fuse...which both seem to be shrinking daily. Wow, are YOU a catch)

We got a FEVER! And the cure is CAPTAIN AMERICA!

First to the movie; the new trailer has a TON of new footage in it and has covered our shirts with drool:

Of course, we'll clean our shirts before going out in public. Maybe

Next up, is the video game, SEGA's CAPTAIN AMERICA: Super Soldier, which has a new trailer:

This one, we'll play at home... so screw cleaning our shirts.

...and if you saw THIS version of CAPTAIN AMERICA, our hats go off to you and your cheese-tastic taste in movies:

Who the fuck is Jen Starger?

and why should I care about her cleavage? (Drunken Stepfather)

Ancilla Tilla looks great in Lingerie...and even better OUT of it. Eh, Gnome sane? (FreakShow Planet)

Friday Film Fix - Movie Reviews (Bullz Eye)

Kayden Kross should ONLY be allowed to make girl-girl videos. HOLY SHIT (z0d)

Lexi Belle spends WAY too much time in clothes in this photo set. That's just one man's opinion though (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your teeth are as black as your soul. Here's a few bucks. See a dentist, schmuck.)

Look who showed up in a Washington Capitals jersey! It's OZZY OSBOURNE!

Is OZZY even aware of what the Washington Capitals or hockey is? Who knows.

HOwever, they DO use "Let Me Hear You Scream" a lot, so I guess that qualifies him:

The IRON MAIDENS are an all-female IRON MAIDEN tribute band:

They play flawlessly ...except for the last few days of the month. Get it? Get it? eh? Nudge-Nudge.

The album covers look a little ...uh, familiar? Well, that's kind of allowed, we think.

Look! It's our buddy BRET MICHAELS trying to run away from his lame-ass interview with Access Hollywood:

Unfortunately, that had him chained to his chair, so he couldn't get very far.

Eh, he does have a new album and tour coming, so he might as well promote as much as possible, right? right? right? Eeeecchh.

Click it, fool!
Like I said, click it, fool!

Everyone needs an overhaul once in a while, and FOUNDRY CAMS was no exception:

We totally revamped FOUNDRY CAMS, with a new domain, new girls, lower prices, and a better user experience. So far, the response has beeen HUGE. Check it out:


Click it, fool!

Speaking of FOUNDRY CAMS check out what the lovely CARMEN did for Us latley:
The lovely luscious Carmen, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site CAM WITH CARMEN returns with this amazing video where you get to see her behind-the-scenes at one of her many photo shoots.

Thanks to ART OF DYING for giving us "Die Trying" and thanks as always to Jon for the editing.



Whatchoo waiting for, mang?!?! CLICK IT, FOKKER!

Anyone want to see NATALIE PORTMAN's naked ass?

There you go. It's from YOUR HIGHNESS...and this is even MORE Of her NAKED...Thanks Mr. Skin!

This is Breanne Benson. She NEVER shuts up.

She makes up for it though...when she takes her clothes off...which will redeeem most women.

You've all heard of ALEXIS TEXAS before, right? What, you HAVEN'T???

That's her. On the stairs. You know, the ONLY GIRL IN THE PHOTO?!?!? about to get ravaged we might add.

...and that, friends... is the way to fart in bed without your girlfriend noticing.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

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MILF upskirt, Police vs Young Lady, Captain America video game, Who cares about Vanessa Hudgens, Nikki Sixx, Bret Michaels, and the most boring morning show ever, Stryper does KIS, Lupe Fuentes does roses

If your mom keeps taking photos like this

and then posting them on her Ashley Madison profile... We may consider taking her out for a malted... on her back.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
( Listen up, monkeybrain - you're not getting any smarter so pay attention PLEASE)

A police officer gently lets a young lady knows who is in charge:

TRANSLATION: He Maces the bitch and throws her to the ground. Why does everyone seem to think they can stand up to armed police officers?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your hairline, and fuse...which both seem to be shrinking daily. Wow, are YOU a catch)

We know it's about six months old, but the trailer for CAPTAIN AMERICA: SUPER SOLDIER has us SO pysched

Come on, who ISN'T excited about this movie? Anyone? Anyone?

I don't care who this is.

She's Vanessa Hudgens, and unless you were one of the lucky few who saw her NUDE PHOTOS, you shouldn't care either. (Drunken Stepfather)

Janet and Melany are naked, drunk and trying to re-enact some album cover (FreakShow Planet)

Barry Bonds' perjury trial begins, but does anyone even care anymore? (Scores Report)

Mariah and Rachel are feeling each other up..as they SHOULD BE. It's a law. We think. (z0d)

Li'l Lupe Fuentes is covered in Roses...that is until her boyfriend Evan gets a hold of her and drills her into next Sunday (ha! didn't think we knew, did ya) (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your teeth are as black as your soul. Here's a few bucks. See a dentist, schmuck.)

Nikki Sixx and Bret Michaels were on Good Things Utah the other day promoting their summer tour

Being interviewed by the 'Milquetoast sisters' isn't all that bad... is it?

Both band's have relatively new albums out too:

...and STRYPER, straight off their WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING BIBLES! tour (kidding):

Did a halfway decent job of covering KISS the other night in Nashville. Yes, Nashville. Enough with the cowboy references. Every band in the world is down there.

Boobies? Booty? Did someone say the magic word? Ehh, maybe:

We totally revamped FOUNDRY CAMS, with a new domain, new girls, lower prices, and a better user experience. So far, the response has beeen HUGE. Check it out:


Click it, fool!

Speaking of FOUNDRY CAMS check out what the lovely CARMEN did for Us latley:
The lovely luscious Carmen, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site CAM WITH CARMEN returns with this amazing video where you get to see her behind-the-scenes at one of her many photo shoots.

Thanks to ART OF DYING for giving us "Die Trying" and thanks as always to Jon for the editing.



Whatchoo waiting for, mang?!?! CLICK IT, FOKKER!

Where else but in the U.S. can Alanah Rae get an oily rubdown by a (supposed) masseusse and NOT call the authorities

We'll tell you were, chester...HERE. In the bestest country on earth...Granted that pervert has a police scanner and a good set of running shoes on.

Arianna Sinn is a gal with 34G-sized hooters. Do you know what those were made for?

Playing with. That's what. Thankfully, that's what this non-english speaker is all-too-familiar with.

...and that, friends... is the way to poop in the woods.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

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We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Luckiest Man Alive, Mechanical Bull Upskirt, ALICE COOPER and HALFORD video, Dasani Lezian, Priya Anjali Rai and other girls you've never heard of

There's NO need to be picky that girl hiding behind the potato chips is ripe for the pickig:

Clean up the crumbs after you spend the day with her in a motel. Or don't. That's what housekeeping is for.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as awful as the situation you're stuck in, buddy boy)

The luckiest man alive has been located! And he lives in China of all places:

For shits and giggles, he likes to ride his bike into busy traffic.

If there's ONE thing you're going to take away from today's lesson, kids...let it be this. Girl with short skirt and thong + Short Skirt + Mechanical Bull = AWEOME.

There ain't nothing like a litle upskirt action to get the juices flowing, right?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



How the fuck is this chubby chick famous. No links. Just disgust (Drunken Stepfather)

Internet Collection of the Best Exorcisms Caught On Tape (UPROXX)

Penthouse Pet Heather Vandeven loves to enjoy nature in the manner that God intended her to....Nekkid (Freakshow Planet)

2010 Fall TV Preview (Bullz-Eye)

sabrina Maree is sexy and ... umm... wait, what were we saying? *drool* (z0d)

15 Beautiful Models of Southeast Asia (StyleCrave)

Madison and Nika get awfully friendly awfully fast... which makes them.... Good eggs. (Dailyniner)

Redskins partner up with Foursquare (CBS Sports)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you now take orders from a kid younger than you. Bwahaha-haha)

Wouldn't you know it? the one and only ALICE COOPER was in Atlantic City the other day:

Fortunately for him, no hips were broken in the making of this video ... or concert, for that matter.

the CGI and troll-filled video for HALFORD's 'Made of Metal' has been released, but it's missing something:

Oooh, that's right... it's missing the rest of JUDAS PRIEST... obvious when you think about it.

and from energetic metal, we move on to ethnic beauties

Sexy, seductive Dasani Lezianis showing off her think latina booty:

Which, as luck would have it, gets violated by Michael Stefano in 'Slutinas'.... There's actually a whole series of those now that we think of it.

Exotic Indian babe Priya Anjali Rai busts out of her cumbersome bikini:

Because bikinis are so bulky, as you know.... and they only get in the way of diddling time. Priya is a busy lady. She's got to get her diddling done in a timely manner.

Camerella is a naturally-busty, young, perky, beautiful young lady who has no problem taking her clothes off on her cam. She's also the kind of good sport who has no problem chopping up one of our old-school, over-sized Foundrymusic T-Shirts and turning it into a two-piece outfit. Thanks to Josh, Keith, and our friends in BUCKCHERRY for the song "All Night Long".



Click on Camerella's strategically-placed hand, watch the full-length video, then spend all night long chit-chatting with Camerella online on her cam LIVE!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

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We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Monday Links: Messy Motel Rooms, Kanye West Debacle at VMAs, Awful Singing Beer Commercial, Lots of Link Love, POISON and ACE FREHLEY live, Violet, Te

Happy Monday! Is this what your motel room looked like AFTER your weekend fling with the person you're not married to?



If so, then well done! Life is way too short. Have an affair...or several. You won't go to Hell. We promise.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Just in case you were huddled in a cave, here's the clip of Kanye West stealing the mic from Taylor Swift at the MTV VMAs last night:




Guzzling cognac before an awards ceremony isn't conducive to great decision-making.

This classic clip from Crazy Bruce's Liquors in Connecticut makes us cringe...




Bruce must be getting high off his own supply. That's the ONLY excuse we're taking at this point.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(But your condescending mouth is, so shut up before someone nails your lips shut)



Teri Hatcher Snatch Wedgie (Drunken Stepfather)... Teri Hatcher looked GREAT naked at one point. Remember?



April O'Neil is Naked and Naughty in a Hammock (Daily Niner)



Interview with Joe Frazier (Bullz-Eye)



Jade Starr is Tattooed and Tied Up (z0d)



Think Outside the Box: Wrong Hole (Dave & Thomas)



Top 10 VMA Observations (yep Yep)



Is it Porn? (Asylum)



Hustler Sex Bomb Shyla Styles is full of...style. Wait, what? (Freakshow Planet)



Tough job: Interview with an All My Children soap actor (Minimum Rage)



Hugh Hefner is Finally a Free Man (TastyBooze)



35 Smoking Hot Bollywood Actresses (Funnycrave)



Sexy South American Sports Reporter Cecilia Bonelli (DJMICK)



15 Great Cop Cars (College Humor)



25 Famous Animated Food Mascots (Gunaxin)



Science Ruins Everything Again...Again (atom)



21 Awesomest Superhero Mods for My Little Pony (Comics Alliance)

I'M SORRY:

(Actually, we're not sorry. You suck at life, and you'll die lonely and broke)

Check out the 28DDD chest on September Carrino:



Weird name, but her huge boobs more than make up for it. Atta girl, September!

From American to Polish, we now take on Teen Kasia, the sexy Polish teen who doesn't speak a lick of English:



English-Shminglish... With an ass like that, we don't need her to speak!

From Boobs, we move to bands, and our pal ACE FREHLEY, who jammed with SLASH in Hollywood:



It's COLD GIN time, again!!!

The guys in POISONwere down a member when they wrapped up their Summer tour:



That's CC DeVille and Eric Brittingham of CINDERELLA jamming "Talk Dirty To Me" in California. Bobby Dall is MIA.

Pouty-lipped, large-breasted Violet, who you have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS clips is doing the totally-nude thing:



That denim skirt does not stay on for very long... Thank Goodness.

Speakng of our FOUNDRY CAMS girls, let's drool all over Maiya, Sweet Victoria, Kyra, and a slew of others grinding their asses in a Grinhouse-style tribute to our buds in SCUM OF THE EARTH:





CLICK ON MAIYA, DAMN YOU!

(and now to recap... for the people with frontal labotomies. US included.)

Take a break from boning your roommate's fiancé and check what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:



Kanye West Grabs Microphone from Taylor Swift During MTV VMA Acceptance Speech

September Carrino Busts Out Of Her Black Leather Corset

POISON: 'Talk Dirty To Me' LIVE with Cinderella Bassist

Violet Peels Off Her Tiny Denim Skirt

ACE FREHLEY and SLASH: 'Cold Gin' LIVE at the Viper Room

Teen Kasia Gets Topless in the Conference Room

Crazy Bruce's Liquors Singing Commercial

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Thursday Links: Mutt Tug O' War, ANVIL Live in NYC, New Music Headlines, Falling Model, Tased Granny, and a Bevy of Busty Babes

In the red corner, we have the five year-old Yellow Lab, and in the blue corner, the 11 week-old German Shepherd

Place your bets, people...yeah this is how we Tweet stuff

The weekend is ALMOST here. Time to ask your married co-worker out on a date. It's OK. We've heard she can keep secrets.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Hey honey, how many times do you have to be told NOT to drink from the milk jug?

We bet this is the LAST time.

Hey, here's a great idea. Let's put the catwalk IN the pool!

yeah, no one will ever slip and fall off that thing.

Metal on Metal...is what I Crave!

After 30 years, and one AMAZING documentary, the guys in ANVIL are finally getting some recognition.

NEW MUSIC HEADLINES: Get the latest on David Lee Roth, DAATH, Green Day, 3 Inches of Blood, and More in the Latest Music Headlines

That's Not-So Terrible:
(Because we yelled at it)

Kristin Cavallari Likes Heather Graham's Dress (We don't mind because Kristin Cavallari has a Hot Ass)

Deep Lyrics from BLACK EYED PEAS

Inmate Sues over 55 Hour Long Erection

Worst Butt Implants EVER

Two Hotties in the Shortests skirts EVER

Optimus Prime doesn't want your awful Strawberry & Peanut Butter M&Ms

Nicola Mar is the new face of Victoria's Secret. Here's a TON of photos of her

Jesse Jane says "Hello" (and then she screams a lot in her adult videos)

the Best Christopher Walken Impressions on YouTube

Geraldo Rivera Looks Like an Ass - A video series

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry that your wrists are so sore and your neighbor has to help you crank one out)

Loren loves getting naked outside.

and we're not going to attempt to tell her to get dressed.

Incidentallly April O'Neil loves getting naked outside too.

the UNCUT video is even better. Oofah.

How DO those hot Euro chicks get onto your computer screen?

If you're Sexy Czech Vikki, you take a ton of photos and video

Our lovely ladies of FOUNDRY CAMS Nyli, Countess, Layla, Deliliah, Jess Klein, Aurora, and Gianna all sent in some outstanding videos of themselves in their official FoundryMusic shirts. TANTRIC sent us their brand new single "Mind Control". We sent everything to our editor, and what we got back was one of the most drool-inducing video clips we have ever been associated with.



CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE GIRLS LOSE CONTROL

Once you recuperate from humping your neighbor's wife, you should really chec out the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll find:

April O'Neil Takes Her Shirt off in the Driveway
Tattooed Girl Milk Prank
St Louis Reporter Hosed with Sprinkler LIVE on TV
Viki's Sexy Airline Pilot Photo Shoot
Model María Amparo Slips off Catwalk into Pool
Amanda Hanshaw Nude Photo Shoot
Loren Gets Naked on the Back Porch
72 Year-old Kathryn Winkfein Tased - Uncut Footage
ANVIL: 'Metal On Metal' LIVE at the East Village Cinema in NYC

 

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