Dancing Doll Man, Fergie in her Undies, New videos from ALICE IN CHAINS & SOUNDGARDEN, Sara Jay, Sara Stone, and Alina all Show off their Huge Hooters

Welcome... to another week off... cleaning Chex Mix out of the bed:

granted, this needs to be done when you have two otherwise attached women eating Chex off each other's butts. Adultery. It's for Adults. Just like Chex Mix.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but definitely not as bad as the looks YOU get coming up and down the hall)

Some people would call Australia's Dancing Doll Man 'truly free':

We, on the other hand, submit to you, that he is 'truly insane'. Deal with it. He's loco. Not motive.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



Fergie on a Bike In Her Underwear (Drunken Stepfather)

When Beer Saves The Day (The Smoking Jacket)

Heather Carolin is wearing a big ass hat ...and nothing else (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Leia Marie (Bullz-Eye)

Domino has Tattoos...and Big Boobs...and that's it (z0d)

Hamster Mis-shifts in V-tec (Fork Party)

Kayden Kross wastes no time in showing you her no-no spot (Dailyniner)

Dad Grooves to Bieber, Upstages Daughters (college humor)

4 Year-old is Pissed But with really good reason (Noob Dad)

The 20 Coolest NFL Player Cars (Sub5Zero)

Hamster Mis-shifts in V-tec I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the closest you'll ever be to rock star status is singing drunken karaoke in a basement. Glug. Glug. Glug.)

In case you've been living in a cave, SOUNDGARDEN is back and is about to release some new music?

Here's the first single from Telephantasm, called "Black Rain"... Hey, we saw that movie too!

As long as we're talking about Seattle bands, ALICE IN CHAINS released the most confusing video we've ever seen for "Acid Bubble":

We're of the opinion that you have to be ON acid to understand the video, but of course we're not going to condone that behavior.

From Seattle grunge, we take a hard left to Ameircan Boobs

Sienna West needs her office cleaned...and her carpet munched:

Thank GOD Sara Stone shows up and takes care of everything.

The seductive, MILF-tastic Sara Jay is showing off her curvaceous body... why?

Because in all honesty, it's about to get reamed by a very well-endowed, and happy black man... look at that smile!!

This is Ukrainian-born Alina. She is young, she is naturally-busty, and she is willing to get naked:

In addition, Alina is also willing to compromise herself in any which way she can to make a name for herself... use EXTRA lube, honey muffin!

Camerella is a naturally-busty, young, perky, beautiful young lady who has no problem taking her clothes off on her cam. She's also the kind of good sport who has no problem chopping up one of our old-school, over-sized Foundrymusic T-Shirts and turning it into a two-piece outfit. Thanks to Josh, Keith, and our friends in BUCKCHERRY for the song "All Night Long".



Click on Camerella's strategically-placed hand, watch the full-length video, then spend all night long chit-chatting with Camerella online on her cam LIVE!

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Luckiest Man Alive, Mechanical Bull Upskirt, ALICE COOPER and HALFORD video, Dasani Lezian, Priya Anjali Rai and other girls you've never heard of

There's NO need to be picky that girl hiding behind the potato chips is ripe for the pickig:

Clean up the crumbs after you spend the day with her in a motel. Or don't. That's what housekeeping is for.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as awful as the situation you're stuck in, buddy boy)

The luckiest man alive has been located! And he lives in China of all places:

For shits and giggles, he likes to ride his bike into busy traffic.

If there's ONE thing you're going to take away from today's lesson, kids...let it be this. Girl with short skirt and thong + Short Skirt + Mechanical Bull = AWEOME.

There ain't nothing like a litle upskirt action to get the juices flowing, right?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



How the fuck is this chubby chick famous. No links. Just disgust (Drunken Stepfather)

Internet Collection of the Best Exorcisms Caught On Tape (UPROXX)

Penthouse Pet Heather Vandeven loves to enjoy nature in the manner that God intended her to....Nekkid (Freakshow Planet)

2010 Fall TV Preview (Bullz-Eye)

sabrina Maree is sexy and ... umm... wait, what were we saying? *drool* (z0d)

15 Beautiful Models of Southeast Asia (StyleCrave)

Madison and Nika get awfully friendly awfully fast... which makes them.... Good eggs. (Dailyniner)

Redskins partner up with Foursquare (CBS Sports)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you now take orders from a kid younger than you. Bwahaha-haha)

Wouldn't you know it? the one and only ALICE COOPER was in Atlantic City the other day:

Fortunately for him, no hips were broken in the making of this video ... or concert, for that matter.

the CGI and troll-filled video for HALFORD's 'Made of Metal' has been released, but it's missing something:

Oooh, that's right... it's missing the rest of JUDAS PRIEST... obvious when you think about it.

and from energetic metal, we move on to ethnic beauties

Sexy, seductive Dasani Lezianis showing off her think latina booty:

Which, as luck would have it, gets violated by Michael Stefano in 'Slutinas'.... There's actually a whole series of those now that we think of it.

Exotic Indian babe Priya Anjali Rai busts out of her cumbersome bikini:

Because bikinis are so bulky, as you know.... and they only get in the way of diddling time. Priya is a busy lady. She's got to get her diddling done in a timely manner.

Camerella is a naturally-busty, young, perky, beautiful young lady who has no problem taking her clothes off on her cam. She's also the kind of good sport who has no problem chopping up one of our old-school, over-sized Foundrymusic T-Shirts and turning it into a two-piece outfit. Thanks to Josh, Keith, and our friends in BUCKCHERRY for the song "All Night Long".



Click on Camerella's strategically-placed hand, watch the full-length video, then spend all night long chit-chatting with Camerella online on her cam LIVE!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.