Monday Links: MLK Day Madness, Exploding Wine Box, Night Ranger and All Star NAMM Jam, Golden Globes Hilarity, Carmella Bing and Sasha Cane

It's MLK Day and we're doing exactly what the good doctor would have wanted. We think.

It's Just what you were waiting for Bam Margera and Gina Lynn. Together. At. Last.



Get 'FantASStic Whores 4' now...classy, right?

Read up on all of our ass-tastic reviews - online in the SHOP section. We'll be adding up more every day!



THAT's TERRIBLE:

A box of wine is a fancy beverage for fancy people. What happens when you put one in a cheap Microwave oven?




Don't buy a Microwave and DON'T blow shit up in it. That's just silly.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but your sour puss is. How's about removing it with a kitchen knife?)





Which award-winning actress hit the Golden Globes looking like Bigfoot in a dress? (WWTDD)




Mischa Barton has a new gig
(Drunken Stepfather)



who wants to see Mischa Barton's ta-ta's?!?! *raises hand*



Bryleigh Rayne is trying to play shy. It's not working (z0d)





Girl Next Door: Cristy Mendevil (Bullz-Eye)



Georgia and Jana are touching tongues...and that's not all! (Daily Niner)



The Women of 24...All of them (FunnyCrave)



Veronica Saint...is no saint. We just thought of that. (FreakshowPlanet)



Hoops for Haiti Raises over $1 Million for Charity (Buster Sports)



Umbrellas, Tyson, and Blue People: The 2010 Golden Globe (Yep Yep)



Mariah Carey's Cleavage would not be denied (Don Chavez)



The 10 Dumbest Things Billy Bush Said Last Night at the Golden Globes (FilmDrunk)



15 Rock Stars that Went Off the Deep End (Fork Party)

I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that you think your grudge-holding skills could win you a Nobel Prize. If the Swedes gave those out, that is.)

Busty brunette adul starlet Carmella Bing is showing off her Double-D Cups:



Being topless makes knob-gobbling so much easier.

Sexy, sultry, surgically-augmented Sasha Cane rides the stripper pole in he VIP room:



There's a lot more going on after the jump...drool bib, time.

When you close your eyes, do you dream about NIGHT RNAGER?



We thought you might. That's why we posted this clip from this weekend's jam at NAMM.

Speaking of NAMM, here's Don Dokken, Carmine Appice, Paul Gilbert, Doug Aldrich, and Uli Jon Roth doing the CREAM classic "Sunshine Of Your Love":



You should be Rockin' with Dokken. Everyone else is. Seriously.

Blond, BISEXUAL Lizzy from FOUNDRY CAMS has a lot of tattoos. That's an understatement. Thanks to our buds in SwampDaWamp for giving us the song "Lady".






CLICK ON THOSE TATTOOED TA-TA's!

Take a break from hitting on the lonely MILF next door, and recap what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Exploding Box Of Wine in a Microwave

NIGHT RANGER: "When You Close Your Eyes" Acoustic LIVE at NAMM

Sasha Cane Rides the Stripper Pole

All Star Namm Jam - 'Sunshine Of Your Love' - LIVE at NAMM

Carmella Bing Busts out her DD Cups

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Monday Links: Underwater MILF affair, OZZY, METALLICA, BLACK LABEL SOCIETY, SLIPKNOT LIVE, Link Lovin', Karla Spice, Sasha Cane, Taylor Steele topless

Did you spend your weekend having the ultimate underwater MILF threesome?

If you didn't, then we suggest you move your ass and engage in some adulterous underwater fun. It's naughty... and it burns calories.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

It's terrible that we didn't get to go to the show, actually.

OZZY OSBOURNE joined METALLICA on stage at Madison Square Garden for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame’s 25th Anniversary concert.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your crappy attitude, however, IS. Don't you have a pool to skim?)

Christina Ricci's Boobs In A Bikini(Drunken Stepfather)
And of course, Christina Ricci naked in a bunch of movies.

Danika is too Damn Sexy for her own Damn Good (Daily Niner)

Bullz-Eye.com TV Girlfriends: Totally Out of Our League (Bullz-Eye)

Valentina Vaughn is Very Naughty in a Pink Bikini (z0d)

Louise Glover. We'd like to Glove her. Whatever that means. (Freakshow Planet)

Adam Lambert’s For Your Entertainment: Judging An Album By Its Cover (FunnyCrave)

The Women of 1983 (Part 1) (Guyism)

Guy Sells Haunted House on Ebay (Asylum)

Macy's, Philly Inq Celebrate Phillies Back-to-Back World Championships (Hugging Harold Reynolds)

UT Vols Break Out The Black Jerseys (Dave and Thomas)

Caution: Zombie Children In The Road (IHeartChaos)

Sony Lies. Admits it. 'This is It' to run until Thanksgiving (FilmDrunk)

Top 5: Annoying Talents Of President Obama

Trying too hard to be cool Fail (Banned in Hollywood)

Four Hot Female Criminals and their Sexy Crimes (Gunaxin)

George A Romero's 'Survival of the Dead' Promo Trailer (Screen Junkies)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you blame everyone else but yourself for your lot in life)

Lovely Latina Karla Spice is a Sexy Stripping Secretary:

Honestly, she's just pretending to be one. And we're pretending not to be interested. *drool*.

Seductive Sahsa Cane is dancing around in her purple underwear:

Why? Because she can. She digs being naked too.

From racks to rock, we're going to check in with SLIPKNOT Who did their thing on Jimmy Kimmel Live:

SLIPKNOT just re-released Their debut Disc for all you maggots.

Welcome back, Zakk! BLACK LABEL SOCIETY played a free gig in New York City, bringin Zakk Wylde back to the stage:

It's all in honor of Zakk's new line of Epiphone Guitars.

Enormously busty Taylor Steele from Scoreland has G-Cup bosoms

How big is a G-cup? Bigger than a handful, friend.

It's a Halloween Horror Show from the FOUNDRY CAMS girls and POWERMAN 5000, who as luck would have it, gave us the song "Horror Show" from Somewhere on the Otherside of Nowhere

CLICK ON THAT SEXY BITCH! Err, WITCH...sorry.

(and now to recap... for the people with head trauma...that means us, too)

After you finish nailing your cute co-worker in a motel room, click on over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

Karla Spice is a Sexy Stripping Secretary
METALLICA and OZZY OSBOURNE: 'Paranoid' LIVE at MSG in New York City
Sasha Dances In Purple Panties
BLACK LABEL SOCIETY: 'Stillborn' LIVE In New York City
Taylor Steele Busts Out Her G-Cup Boobs
SLIPKNOT: 'Snuff' on Jimmy Kimmel Live

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