Holiday affairs, When Otters Attack, Acoustic Gnarls Barkley, Richie Kotzen and Old School Def Leppard, Brea Lynn, Justene Jaro and LOTS of Gisele

Weekend in detention, eh? I'll betcha we can think of a thousand different scandalous acts of adultery you could have been committing with that hot MILF teacher of yours:

So what if she's married? Teachers are at school to help students, and in our opinion, nothing is more effective than a little touchy-feely

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your girthy chunky butt. Here's a free gym membership. Use it.)

Who knew otters were so vicious?

Evidently not this 19 year-old from Boca Raton, Florida... He got his ass bitten by one pissed-off otter with rabies.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Jennifer Aniston loves showing off that body of hers (Drunken Stepfather)

Does she REALLY? She SURE does. That gal Jennifer LOVES getting naked

Bullz-Eye.com Holiday Gift Guide (Bullz-Eye)

15 Hot Chicks Working Out (Top Cultured)

Tiffany Brookes looks awfully spiffy in a top hat. (FreakShow Planet)

Abbey Brookes is one Penthouse Pet who doesn't mind showing off ALL of her no-no spots at once (z0d)

Robyn TrueLove...probably using a fake name... probably (Dailyniner)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry to hear that you're still blaming all of your problems on other people. Way to grow up, ya nut.)

His name is DON ROSS ...and he's a Canadian who can play GNARLS BARKLEY like no one we have ever seen:

One guy. One Guitar. Crazy, right? Right.

What's this? Rainbow shirts & a Drummer with 2 arms?

It's DEF LEPPARD... in 1979.

Why is it that RICHIE KOTZEN never caught on as a pop musician?


Could it be that his last name literally means "Puke" in German? Perhaps...

From amazing musicians, we drift on over to amazing bodies

Busty beautiful, and now blond Brea Lynn is no stranger to taking her shirt off:

Sweaters are so constricting when it comes to diddling, don't you agree? off with you, vile sweater!... and watch the most wonderful video ever.

This scantily-clad bikini babe is Justine Jaro, and she stinks at washing cars:

But we're not entirely sure car-washing was the point of this clip. What says you, eh Chester?

Our buddy Gisele is naked, in the shower, rubbing oil all over herself:

Not to nit-pick, but doesn't the oiling come AFTER the showering? Eh, we dunno. We love Gisele. You should too.

Speaking of Gisele...

The lovely buxom blond Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

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We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

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Drawbridge vs Ship, Captain Non-America, Amazing Ass in Jeans, SHINEDOWN live in Jacksonville, KISS scares Don Rickles, Whitney Stevens is Oily, Alessandra is Nude

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your people skills. No wait, those are fucking abysmal)

Did you hear? The folks at the Schick Razor Company are getting into the bridge-making business:

Just look at the way this drawbridge shaves the top right off that container ship... *rimshot*.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Captain America Movie Won't be so American (WWTDD)


Who does this Ass-tastic ass in Jeans belong to? Eh? Can you guess? C'mon Guess! (Drunken Stepfather)

Let's see, what kind of hint can we give you here... oh, how's this: she died in the first ten minutes of Mission: Impossible 3... Oh, there we go. We wrecked it.

Scientists build artificial gut, allows self-sustaining robots to go to the bathroom (GammaSquad)

Jelena Jensen and Her Huge Torpedos get Tangled Up in Fishnets (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Ashley (Bullz-Eye)

15 Things White People Must STOP Saying (FunnyCrave)

Jessi Capelli Is wearing a Tutu and platform Heels, which makes us think she's not REALLY a ballerina (Dailyniner)

Watch Your Back Jersey Shore… Here Comes K-Town (The Campus Socialte)

Casting Call: Live-Action Venture Bros (Dave and Thomas)

Ana Lavato must have forgotten to wear undies to work, because you can see right up her... oh, wait. We get it (z0d)

Obama's Martial Law Plans Revealed in Three-Year-Old Video From 'The Onion' (URLesque)

10 People to Avoid While Drinking (BroBible)

The 20 Greatest Moments In Mugshot Cleavage (Manofest)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you define your existence by the individuals you latch onto. Don't cry. Not everyone has self-confidence)

Those old farts in KISS are on tour now (click for tickets, by the way) and they stopped by The Tonight Show with their fantastic wigs to scare the shit out of Don Rickles:

"How ya doin' Mister Rickles!!!".

When SYLVESTER STALLONE calls you up personally and asks YOU to write a song for his new testosterone-fest, you say "YES!":

That's exactly what happened to SHINEDOWN and that's exactly what they did.

From Big Rock to Big Boobies...

Adult starlet Whitney Stevens is a Jewish Girl from Panama with enormous boobs:

She's oiling up her boobs because they're about to get ravaged in Big Wet Tits #7 (on demand, fella).

This blond beauty is Alessandra has an amazing body but shitty taste in clothes:

Thank God she gets rid of that 1940's stripper outfit. lose the pasties and bend over, dammit.

Holy. Moley. Our Italian a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS girl Dannie Gee or Danni G did a great job tearing up and re-working our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt, and shaking her ass to "Kick in The Teeth" by PAPA ROACH from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:


Pick yourself up off the floor, wipe the drool off your chest...and then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Danni Gee/Danni G LIVE...and NUUUUDE (uh, yeah...we mean HER. Not you)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

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We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

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Monday Links: MLK Day Madness, Exploding Wine Box, Night Ranger and All Star NAMM Jam, Golden Globes Hilarity, Carmella Bing and Sasha Cane

It's MLK Day and we're doing exactly what the good doctor would have wanted. We think.

It's Just what you were waiting for Bam Margera and Gina Lynn. Together. At. Last.



Get 'FantASStic Whores 4' now...classy, right?

Read up on all of our ass-tastic reviews - online in the SHOP section. We'll be adding up more every day!



THAT's TERRIBLE:

A box of wine is a fancy beverage for fancy people. What happens when you put one in a cheap Microwave oven?




Don't buy a Microwave and DON'T blow shit up in it. That's just silly.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but your sour puss is. How's about removing it with a kitchen knife?)





Which award-winning actress hit the Golden Globes looking like Bigfoot in a dress? (WWTDD)




Mischa Barton has a new gig
(Drunken Stepfather)



who wants to see Mischa Barton's ta-ta's?!?! *raises hand*



Bryleigh Rayne is trying to play shy. It's not working (z0d)





Girl Next Door: Cristy Mendevil (Bullz-Eye)



Georgia and Jana are touching tongues...and that's not all! (Daily Niner)



The Women of 24...All of them (FunnyCrave)



Veronica Saint...is no saint. We just thought of that. (FreakshowPlanet)



Hoops for Haiti Raises over $1 Million for Charity (Buster Sports)



Umbrellas, Tyson, and Blue People: The 2010 Golden Globe (Yep Yep)



Mariah Carey's Cleavage would not be denied (Don Chavez)



The 10 Dumbest Things Billy Bush Said Last Night at the Golden Globes (FilmDrunk)



15 Rock Stars that Went Off the Deep End (Fork Party)

I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that you think your grudge-holding skills could win you a Nobel Prize. If the Swedes gave those out, that is.)

Busty brunette adul starlet Carmella Bing is showing off her Double-D Cups:



Being topless makes knob-gobbling so much easier.

Sexy, sultry, surgically-augmented Sasha Cane rides the stripper pole in he VIP room:



There's a lot more going on after the jump...drool bib, time.

When you close your eyes, do you dream about NIGHT RNAGER?



We thought you might. That's why we posted this clip from this weekend's jam at NAMM.

Speaking of NAMM, here's Don Dokken, Carmine Appice, Paul Gilbert, Doug Aldrich, and Uli Jon Roth doing the CREAM classic "Sunshine Of Your Love":



You should be Rockin' with Dokken. Everyone else is. Seriously.

Blond, BISEXUAL Lizzy from FOUNDRY CAMS has a lot of tattoos. That's an understatement. Thanks to our buds in SwampDaWamp for giving us the song "Lady".






CLICK ON THOSE TATTOOED TA-TA's!

Take a break from hitting on the lonely MILF next door, and recap what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Exploding Box Of Wine in a Microwave

NIGHT RANGER: "When You Close Your Eyes" Acoustic LIVE at NAMM

Sasha Cane Rides the Stripper Pole

All Star Namm Jam - 'Sunshine Of Your Love' - LIVE at NAMM

Carmella Bing Busts out her DD Cups

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep



We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Wednesday on The Opie and Anthony Show: Bill Burr, Chris Russo, Don King, Adam Ferrara

Coming up tomorrow (Wednesday) on the Opie & Anthony body cavity search:

Our pal Bill Burr is returning for another fun-filled day of radio goodness. Remember, he's doing Trump Marina in Atlantic City, NJ on April 4th.
Get your tickets online NOW

 

The one and only Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo is returning to talk sports at a furious pace. Listen to him on Channel 123: Mad Dog Unleashed

 

Holy moley! Don King is coming back! He's got a new video game - Don King Boxing out for the Nintendo Wii.

 

Aaand finally, our buddy Adam Ferrara is coming by to talk about The Rescue Me Comedy Tour coming to Radio City Music Hall on April 2nd. He's also going to be at Westbury Music Fair - GET TICKETS NOW!

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Payton's Fund - Comedy Night with Jim Florentine, Rich Vos, and Don Jamieson - This Sunday!

...and now we do some good for a change...

This Sunday, March 29th - at The Villa in Mountain Lakes, NJ... spend some time with our comedian pals Rich Vos, Jim Florentine, and Don Jamieson and help out a very special little girl who needs your help.



Young Payton has had both kidneys removed, and is currently on dialysis, and we're helping to raise money for her family's increasing medical costs.

Date:  March 29th, 2009
Time:  4:00 PM to 9:00 PM
Place:  The Villa, Route 46 East, Mountain Lakes, NJ
Price:  $75.00

The evening will include, dinner, cash bar, a sports memorabilia auction, DJ, and NY Headliner Comedians.

ALL proceeds go to Payton's Fund. Every dime.

If you can't make it, donations can be mailed to:
Mtn Lakes PBA 310
400 Boulevard, Mtn Lakes, NJ 07046
(Checks payable to "Payton's Fund")

Just in case you need a refresher, you know Jim Florentine and Don Jamieson from their various comic appearances and from That Metal Show on VH1 Classic. Rich Vos... well, he's an old Jewish comedian with fake teeth...and he's REALLY funny. We swear, or we wouldn't have reccommended him for this gig.

Be there...or be a chump. How could you NOT want to help this li'l kid?
See what I did there? Tried to make you feel guilty.

More Information about young Payton and her family is online HERE

Friday Opie and Anthony Links: Jamie Kennedy, Johnny Fairplay, New O&A Videos Online, New O&A Audio, New Videos Online

LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch Anthony talk about his childhood tree fort - online now!)

Hello, Good Morning and Thank GOD it's Friday, everybuddy! Today on the Opie and Anthony Show, we're going to be haning with Jamie Kennedy and talking about his new film Heckler. Also stopping by will be Johnny Fairplay, to talk about the new SURVIVOR All-Stars. Plus, we're going to throw the always-annoying Sandy Kane into the mix and see what kind of mayhem she can cause. We'll also be connecting with our pal Don Imus to talk about this year's IMUS Radiothon. We'll also be hooking up with one of our cronies from WBCN in Boston, Crash from the Toucher and Rich Show, because apparently he's got some horrific stories to share... since we didn't get to talk to him yesterday.

Want to see any of this really famous and attractive people LIVE, in-studio? OF COURSE YOU DO!. All you have to do is Log In To PalTalk and head on over to the Opie and Anthony LIVE room to enjoy all the in-studio action. Of course, if you're anything like us (and you probably ARE), you're drooling profusely to the many Ladies Of PalTalk, who can be seen getting naked on cam, showering, and/or getting dressed each and every morning.

Jim Norton HBO Taping - Get Tickets: Our own James Norton is doing another taping for the nice folks at HBO, and you're invited! Get All The Norton Ticket Info HERE

Jim Norton's Got TEN CD's Worth Of Material online - order 'The Best Of Jim Norton' on iTunes NOW!

New Opie and Anthony Video: Thanks to our own head-instigator Sam, we have some tension-filled new video from the Opie and Anthony Show to share with you:



Sam Vs. Pat Duffy

New Opie and Anthony Audio: Once again, the Executive Producer is getting thrown under the bus thanks to production guru Derek.



Steve C is Trapped in a Beehive



...now watch how seamlessly we transition into this unrelated thing...

Petite, smoking-hot and BISEXUAL Dani from FOUNDRY CAMS is making her debut in her F*CK ME Shirt:





CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH DANI IN ACTION

...Now, that video probably got you feeling a little.. 'anxious', so you should investigate this...

We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one you're hearing the naughty ads for? Now you know. Go investigate.

...and now we talk about something totally unrelated to boobs and cheating...

'REMOVE YOUR HAT' aka 'HAT REMOVAL SERVICE' VIDEO: Looking for the clip of li'l 101 year-old Rose Morat getting decked in the head by a thug? You're in luck. We made it painfully obvious to find.



101 Year Old Lady Gets Mugged - aka - Remove Your Hat

GRAND THEFT AUTO IV - Kill Steve As you may have heard, Steve C plays a cop in the new Grand Theft Auto 4 game, and judging by the sheer amount of videos you folks are sending in, he's got to be one of the EASIEST characters to find inside of this game. We have two brand new videos of faithful fans destroying Steve to share:




GRAND THEFT AUTO 4 - Kill Steve - by Donny (Steve gets blowed up good)

GRAND THEFT AUTO 4 - Kill Steve (Part 2) - by Shawn P

GRAND THEFT AUTO 4 - Kill Steve - by JimDarko

(send YOUR videos in today!)

Opie and Anthony Staff in Grand Theft Auto IV: Want to Kill Steve (or any other member of the O&A Show crew for that matter)??? You're in luck, kids! The crew of the O&A Show offered up their voices for the new Grand Theft Auto IV, which is the most visually impressive, exciting game we have EVER seen!

It's available NOW... Click the GTA4 box to order it now!!

New Opie and Anthony Animations: Thanks to the animating maestro Cokelogic, we have two EXCLUSIVE animations of two classic Opie and Anthony bits online now:



Where's Bill - Animated By Cokelogic

Butt Plug - Animated By Cokelogic


get ALL of Cokelogic's Animations on iTunes NOW

Opie and Anthony Animation Festival: You Animators better be animatin' for the Opie and Anthony Animation Festival, because the deadline for entries is June 1st...hurry your ass up! The O&A Animation Festival is going to be on June 5th at The Roseland Ballroom in New York City!!

GET ALL THE ANIMATION FESTIVAL DETAILS AND EXAMPLES HERE....then get your ass animatin' because we have $10,000 in prize money to give away!... and if you ARE animating something for the festival, why not give us a call and let us know what you're working on... or EMAIL us a few screenshots...

BUT DON'T POST THE FINISHED PROJECT ONLINE BEFORE THE FESTIVAL!

...and if you need audio ideas to fuel your animation, check THESE out...

New O&A Audio Clips: Here's a few little gems the behind-the-scenes crew has been working on for the show:



Steve C is Trapped in a Beehive (production piece by Derek B)

Steve C is Walking on Sunshine - by Dru Boogie (Dru takes dummy's warm-up audio and makes magic)

EROCK loves BACON!

Steve C warms up his voice to Indian music! (dummy got busted again making stupid noises into a live mic)

Put down that big bag of fast food that you're shoveling down, and check out all the videos to the MEDIA SECTION, including:


Michelle Marsh and Sophie Howard Topless Photo Shoot

Crushing a Beer Can With Your Head

Paige Hilton Shows Off Her Ass On The Stairs

Charles Barkley Teleprompter Prank

CCTV = Drunken Car Thief Gets Arrested

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Thursday Opie and Anthony Links: Radio Show Crossover madness, Grand Theft Auto 4: Kill Steve - 3 new videos, Hat Removal Video, Animation Festival, N

LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch Anthony talk about his childhood tree fort - online now!)

Good morning and happy Thursdee, kids! Today on the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram, we will be cross-promoting the hell out of other radio shows...why? Because we can...and because you never know what's going to happen. First off, today is the launch of the IMUS Radiothon, so we'll be talking to our pal Don Imus. We'll also be hooking up with one of our cronies from WBCN in Boston, Crash from the Toucher and Rich Show, because apparently he's got some horrific stories to share. Finally, we'll be chatting with the one and only SCORCH, who is going to tell us all about being a professional broadcaster.

Jim Norton HBO Taping - Get Tickets: Our own James Norton is doing another taping for the nice folks at HBO, and you're invited! Get All The Norton Ticket Info HERE

Jim Norton's Got TEN CD's Worth Of Material online - order 'The Best Of Jim Norton' on iTunes NOW!

GRAND THEFT AUTO IV - Kill Steve As you may have heard, Steve C plays a cop in the new Grand Theft Auto 4 game, and judging by the sheer amount of videos you folks are sending in, he's got to be one of the EASIEST characters to find inside of this game. We have two brand new videos of faithful fans destroying Steve to share:




GRAND THEFT AUTO 4 - Kill Steve - by Donny (Steve gets blowed up good)

GRAND THEFT AUTO 4 - Kill Steve (Part 2) - by Shawn P

GRAND THEFT AUTO 4 - Kill Steve - by JimDarko

(send YOUR videos in today!)

Opie and Anthony Staff in Grand Theft Auto IV: Want to Kill Steve (or any other member of the O&A Show crew for that matter)??? You're in luck, kids! The crew of the O&A Show offered up their voices for the new Grand Theft Auto IV, which is the most visually impressive, exciting game we have EVER seen!

It's available NOW... Click the GTA4 box to order it now!!

...now boys and girls...check out how poorly we segue into this video...

Buxom blone Kylie from FOUNDRY CAMS sent us a brand new video in her ripped-up STAY COZY shirt:



CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO!

...Now, that video probably gave you a little rise in your lower half, so check this out...

Every day, we're getting emails about dating service that caters to married men and women? You know, the one you're hearing the naughty ads for? They're Ashley Madison... so there. Now you know.

...and now we talk about something totally unrelated to boobs...

'REMOVE YOUR HAT' aka 'HAT REMOVAL SERVICE' VIDEO: Looking for the clip of li'l 101 year-old Rose Morat getting decked in the head by a thug? You're in luck. We made it painfully obvious to find.



101 Year Old Lady Gets Mugged - aka - Remove Your Hat

New Opie and Anthony Animations: Thanks to the animating maestro Cokelogic, we have two EXCLUSIVE animations of two classic Opie and Anthony bits online now:



Where's Bill - Animated By Cokelogic

Butt Plug - Animated By Cokelogic


get ALL of Cokelogic's Animations on iTunes NOW

Opie and Anthony Animation Festival: You Animators better be animatin' for the Opie and Anthony Animation Festival, because the deadline for entries is June 1st...hurry your ass up! The O&A Animation Festival is going to be on June 5th at The Roseland Ballroom in New York City!!

GET ALL THE ANIMATION FESTIVAL DETAILS AND EXAMPLES HERE....then get your ass animatin' because we have $10,000 in prize money to give away!... and if you ARE animating something for the festival, why not give us a call and let us know what you're working on... or EMAIL us a few screenshots...

BUT DON'T POST THE FINISHED PROJECT ONLINE BEFORE THE FESTIVAL!

...and if you need audio ideas to fuel your animation, check THESE out...

New O&A Audio Clips: Here's a few little gems the behind-the-scenes crew has been working on for the show:



Steve C is Trapped in a Beehive (production piece by Derek B)

Steve C is Walking on Sunshine - by Dru Boogie (Dru takes dummy's warm-up audio and makes magic)

EROCK loves BACON!

Steve C warms up his voice to Indian music! (dummy got busted again making stupid noises into a live mic)

Put down that meatloaf sandwich and check out all the videos to the MEDIA SECTION, including:


Bree Olsen Topless interview

Topless Brazilian Babe Dancing in High Heels

Two Teen Girls Brawling in The Backyard

Zuzana and Lenka Get Very Friendly

IRON MAN's Adventure - Featuring the HULK and SPIDER-MAN

Hot Booty Babes - A Sexy Ass Compilation

Video Shows Philadelphia Officers Hitting, Kicking 3 Suspects

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Monday Opie and Anthony Links: Nick DiPaolo, Don Wildman, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, New O&A Video, Animation Contest Continues, New Videos Online

LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch The Hot Dog Guy Now!)

Jim Norton's Got TEN CD's Worth Of Material online - order 'The Best Of Jim Norton' on iTunes NOW!

Li'l Jimmy's also doing a li'l comedy tour, and you can see him in YOUR town if you get your tickets now!

Today on the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram, we welcome back our buddy, comedian Nick DiPaolo to the fray, as well as Don Wildman, who is promoting Cities of the Underworld, on The History Channel.

Remember, if you want to see any of this in-studio manliness, turn on your PalTalk!... you can watch the show LIVE, as it happens. Or, if you're anything like us, you're oogling the Ladies Of Paltalk, who like to show off on camera...showering, dressing, changing, or sleeping nude...

NEW O&A VIDEO ONLINE: Thanks to our own Sam, we have some amazing new video of Victoria Zdrok strapping on a sex toy...


VICTORIA ZDROK PUTS ON THE STRAP-ON DILDO

NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is promoting Cover My Face, we have a GREAT new pair of bosoms to share with you...
(Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY, but remember: No WOW in Photo = Not Getting On Site):



RateMyWoW: BRITTANY AMBER

The O&A ANIMATION CONTEST Continues! We're looking for you talented bastards to show us how creative you are by ANIMATING your favorite Opie and Anthony bit(s). The best entries will be showcased at a LIVE event in MAY (to be announced), so DO NOT POST THEM ONLINE BEFORE THEN... YOU'LL RUIN THE SURPRISE!. Check out some examples of quality animations here:

Jimmy's Glasses - by Rob Y from Brooklyn

Bob Kelly's Iraqi Werewolf - by Rhett P in Sparta, NJ

1950's Future - by Adam L in Marlboro, NJ

O&A's New Names - by Andrea


The Imus and Reverend Al Show - by Cokelogic


The Imus and Reverend Al Show - by Cokelogic

Board Room Jimmy - By Cokelogic

Take your time... and MAIL US THE VIDEO (We need a BIG file if it's going to be shown on a big screen):

The Opie and Anthony Show

Animation Contest

XM Satellite Radio


111 West 57th Street, Suite 500

New York, New York

10019

COIN CLEAVAGE CONTEST - SIGN UP NOW! Due to the OVERWHELMING (sarcasm) response to the 'Coin Cleavage' contest, we've had to push back the contest date to March 13th!

Apparently, we have to spell it out a little more clearly for you ladies. THIS...IS...EASY...MONEY...DAMMIT.. SIGN UP TODAY!

NEW OFFICIAL OPIE & ANTHONY T-SHIRT - ON SALE NOW!




CLICK THE PIC TO GET YOURS NOW!

..and speaking of shirts (and lousy segues)...

The lovely Ferrari(click for her profile) from FOUNDRY CAMS sent in this great new video of her in fishnets and a F*CK ME shirt:




CLICK THE PIC TO SEE FERRARI

There's some new sexy and some not-so-sexy MEDIA SECTION, including:



Cute Blond in a Bright Green Bikini

Woman Pulls Out Her Glass Eye...then puts it back in

Backflip Off A Motorcycle

Sexy German Bubble Butt

BHit & Run - Delivery Truck Slams in to Small Car in Colombia

Crystal Gunns and Her 36FF Boobs Take a Bath

Jack Nicholson Endorses Hillary Clinton

Cassia Riley - Naked Joke Of The Week

Wisconsin Cook Confesses To Filling Customer's Steak With Hair

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