Crane Drops Machinery, Montana Fishburne Video Preview, LINKIN PARK in new MEDAL OF HONOR trailer, Corey Taylor does Chris Isaak, Katarina Snow, PLAYBOY's Vanessa Raia

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Almost as terrible as your breath, clothes and hairline. It's a trifecta of 'Awful' Poolboy!)

A Crane operator in the Azores (in Portugal) is going to be looking for a new job after dropping this rather cumbersome piece of machinery onto a dock:

If you saw the big chase scene in TERMINATOR 3, you know what kind of equipment we're talking about.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


The (almost-safe-for-work) Montana Fishburne Video Preview is here...and Boy oh Boy is Larry going to be PISSED.

We say 'Thank you' to the nice folks at Vivid Entertainment for Bringing the Montana Fishburne Sex Tape to Market... Excellent work, folks!


Guess Whose Large Butt in Tight Pants this is? (Drunken Stepfather)

C'mon GUESS, dammit! it's not like you could click here and see a video of her going down on Ray J... oh, wait. Did we wreck it again? Uh huh.

Most Accurately Named Skate Park in America (The Smoking Jacket)

Five Ways To Cope In Cleveland (Gunaxin)

Kayla Carrera has a big beautiful back tattoo...and hiney (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Taylor O'Connor (Bullz-Eye)

The Ultimate Sex Toy Chart (Probably NSFW) (Windowless Van)

Aspen Mackensie is getting naked on the Luckiest...Couch...EVER (Dailyniner)

The 15 Worst Types of People in America (BroBible)

9 common porn moves that you should avoid (Guyism)

Someone really should tell Prinzess Sasha that her Bikini is falling off. Oh...wait. (z0d)

There Were Dinosaurs. There Was A Civil War (Dave and Thomas)


I'M SORRY:
(So sorry you have yet to develop a skill set beyond that of a shit-shoveler)

Corey Taylor from STONE SOUR and SLIPKNOT is banging out some Chris Isaak on stage in the UK:

Next up, Barry Manilow does SLAYER... *rimshot*

The new trailer for MEDAL OF HONOR (coming for the XBOX, PS3 and PC) is loaded with guns, explosions, and LINKIN PARK:

LINKIN PARK debuted the song 'The Catalyst' for the trailer, and the song is the first single from the band's new album "A Thousand Suns" .

From rock to racks...here's some fun

Busty Czech blond Katarina Snow is wearing a very tight Corset, but not for very long:

That flimsy fabric doesn't stand a chance against her massive mammaries...and that aint the half of it.

PLAYBOY hottie Vanessa Raia thinks she's funny:

She isn't. She DOES, however, look great naked... so it's ok. If she's was hideous, we'd be really upset.

Holy. Moley. Our Italian a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS girl Dannie Gee or Danni G did a great job tearing up and re-working our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt, and shaking her ass to "Kick in The Teeth" by PAPA ROACH from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:


Pick yourself up off the floor, wipe the drool off your chest...and then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Danni Gee/Danni G LIVE...and NUUUUDE (uh, yeah...we mean HER. Not you)

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Tuesday Links: Turkish Car vs. Tree, Bad Bulgarian Driver, MEGADETH surprise at NAMM, SLIPKNOT, SLAYER do KISS at NAMM, Rachel Aldana, Audrey Bitoni,

Happy Tuesday, boys and girls! Are you ready for some F U N?

Eh, go somewhere else. Meet a married friend to have some fun with.



See? It's all in good fun. Have an affair, whydontcha?

THAT's TERRIBLE:

A Turkish driver loses control and hits a very obvious...tree.




Kind of hard to miss... you know, being a tree and all.

As long as we're talking bad drivers... here's one from Bulgaria:




His license plate says 'WTF'...how appropriate.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but your sour puss is. How's about removing it with a kitchen knife?)





NBC is run by retards (WWTDD)





Saaay, whose cleavage is this?(Drunken Stepfather)



Here's a hint: She's had a lot of work done and she's made a homemade sex tape.



Heather Carolin makes us re-think our dislike of redheads (z0d)



Kagney Linn Karter. Long-ass name. Short-as-hell dress. NOICE. (Daily Niner)



Five Great Veridian Dynamics Commercials (Dave and Thomas)



Smokin' Hot Sandee Westgate has an Amazing Smile...and set of boobs (FreakshowPlanet)



Top 99 Most Desirable Women of 2010 (Ask Men)



Movie Review: Pandorum (Gunaxin)



The Daily Conan (Warming Glow)



5 Things We Hate About Megan Fox (FunnyCrave)



The 20 Worst Parenting Fails (Heavy)

I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that you think your grudge-holding skills could win you a Nobel Prize. If the Swedes gave those out, that is.)

Busty British brunette Rachel Aldana busts out of her black blouse:



It's kind of constricting... and her Double-J cups need to breathe.

Sexy young brunette Audrey Bitoni is getting naked...fast:



She winds up getting very cozy with a very lucky vibrator...after the jump, of course.

Three of the four guys in MEGADETH performed at NAMM:



'Twas a surprise midnight performance at NAMM Jam. Where's Chris Broderick? Eh, we dunno.

Keeping with the NAMM thing, here's Corey Taylor from SLIPKNOT and a few other guys on stage doing "Deuce":



You know, the one by KISS? Yeah, that one.

aaand back to the sexy with Sweet Krissy, who has apparently joined the Army:



She's wearing khakis after all... buuuut she's not wearing them for long...*droool*.

Blond, BISEXUAL Lizzy from FOUNDRY CAMS has a lot of tattoos. That's an understatement. Thanks to our buds in SwampDaWamp for giving us the song "Lady".






CLICK ON THOSE TATTOOED TA-TA's!

Chill a bit and think about seducing the lonely cougar down the road, and review the fun stuff in the MEDIA SECTION, including:



SLAYER and SLIPKNOT members perform 'Deuce' LIVE at NAMM Jam

CCTV: Turkish Driver Loses Control and Hits Tree

Rachel Aldana Busts Out Of Her Black Blouse

Caught on Video: Drunk Driver in Bulgaria slams into Car

Audrey Bitoni Living Room Striptease

MEGADETH: 'Symphony Of Destruction' LIVE at NAMM

Sweet Krissy the Sexy Army Girl

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Monday Links: Underwater MILF affair, OZZY, METALLICA, BLACK LABEL SOCIETY, SLIPKNOT LIVE, Link Lovin', Karla Spice, Sasha Cane, Taylor Steele topless

Did you spend your weekend having the ultimate underwater MILF threesome?

If you didn't, then we suggest you move your ass and engage in some adulterous underwater fun. It's naughty... and it burns calories.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

It's terrible that we didn't get to go to the show, actually.

OZZY OSBOURNE joined METALLICA on stage at Madison Square Garden for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame’s 25th Anniversary concert.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your crappy attitude, however, IS. Don't you have a pool to skim?)

Christina Ricci's Boobs In A Bikini(Drunken Stepfather)
And of course, Christina Ricci naked in a bunch of movies.

Danika is too Damn Sexy for her own Damn Good (Daily Niner)

Bullz-Eye.com TV Girlfriends: Totally Out of Our League (Bullz-Eye)

Valentina Vaughn is Very Naughty in a Pink Bikini (z0d)

Louise Glover. We'd like to Glove her. Whatever that means. (Freakshow Planet)

Adam Lambert’s For Your Entertainment: Judging An Album By Its Cover (FunnyCrave)

The Women of 1983 (Part 1) (Guyism)

Guy Sells Haunted House on Ebay (Asylum)

Macy's, Philly Inq Celebrate Phillies Back-to-Back World Championships (Hugging Harold Reynolds)

UT Vols Break Out The Black Jerseys (Dave and Thomas)

Caution: Zombie Children In The Road (IHeartChaos)

Sony Lies. Admits it. 'This is It' to run until Thanksgiving (FilmDrunk)

Top 5: Annoying Talents Of President Obama

Trying too hard to be cool Fail (Banned in Hollywood)

Four Hot Female Criminals and their Sexy Crimes (Gunaxin)

George A Romero's 'Survival of the Dead' Promo Trailer (Screen Junkies)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you blame everyone else but yourself for your lot in life)

Lovely Latina Karla Spice is a Sexy Stripping Secretary:

Honestly, she's just pretending to be one. And we're pretending not to be interested. *drool*.

Seductive Sahsa Cane is dancing around in her purple underwear:

Why? Because she can. She digs being naked too.

From racks to rock, we're going to check in with SLIPKNOT Who did their thing on Jimmy Kimmel Live:

SLIPKNOT just re-released Their debut Disc for all you maggots.

Welcome back, Zakk! BLACK LABEL SOCIETY played a free gig in New York City, bringin Zakk Wylde back to the stage:

It's all in honor of Zakk's new line of Epiphone Guitars.

Enormously busty Taylor Steele from Scoreland has G-Cup bosoms

How big is a G-cup? Bigger than a handful, friend.

It's a Halloween Horror Show from the FOUNDRY CAMS girls and POWERMAN 5000, who as luck would have it, gave us the song "Horror Show" from Somewhere on the Otherside of Nowhere

CLICK ON THAT SEXY BITCH! Err, WITCH...sorry.

(and now to recap... for the people with head trauma...that means us, too)

After you finish nailing your cute co-worker in a motel room, click on over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

Karla Spice is a Sexy Stripping Secretary
METALLICA and OZZY OSBOURNE: 'Paranoid' LIVE at MSG in New York City
Sasha Dances In Purple Panties
BLACK LABEL SOCIETY: 'Stillborn' LIVE In New York City
Taylor Steele Busts Out Her G-Cup Boobs
SLIPKNOT: 'Snuff' on Jimmy Kimmel Live

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