Monday Links: Underwater MILF affair, OZZY, METALLICA, BLACK LABEL SOCIETY, SLIPKNOT LIVE, Link Lovin', Karla Spice, Sasha Cane, Taylor Steele topless

Did you spend your weekend having the ultimate underwater MILF threesome?

If you didn't, then we suggest you move your ass and engage in some adulterous underwater fun. It's naughty... and it burns calories.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

It's terrible that we didn't get to go to the show, actually.

OZZY OSBOURNE joined METALLICA on stage at Madison Square Garden for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame’s 25th Anniversary concert.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your crappy attitude, however, IS. Don't you have a pool to skim?)

Christina Ricci's Boobs In A Bikini(Drunken Stepfather)
And of course, Christina Ricci naked in a bunch of movies.

Danika is too Damn Sexy for her own Damn Good (Daily Niner)

Bullz-Eye.com TV Girlfriends: Totally Out of Our League (Bullz-Eye)

Valentina Vaughn is Very Naughty in a Pink Bikini (z0d)

Louise Glover. We'd like to Glove her. Whatever that means. (Freakshow Planet)

Adam Lambert’s For Your Entertainment: Judging An Album By Its Cover (FunnyCrave)

The Women of 1983 (Part 1) (Guyism)

Guy Sells Haunted House on Ebay (Asylum)

Macy's, Philly Inq Celebrate Phillies Back-to-Back World Championships (Hugging Harold Reynolds)

UT Vols Break Out The Black Jerseys (Dave and Thomas)

Caution: Zombie Children In The Road (IHeartChaos)

Sony Lies. Admits it. 'This is It' to run until Thanksgiving (FilmDrunk)

Top 5: Annoying Talents Of President Obama

Trying too hard to be cool Fail (Banned in Hollywood)

Four Hot Female Criminals and their Sexy Crimes (Gunaxin)

George A Romero's 'Survival of the Dead' Promo Trailer (Screen Junkies)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you blame everyone else but yourself for your lot in life)

Lovely Latina Karla Spice is a Sexy Stripping Secretary:

Honestly, she's just pretending to be one. And we're pretending not to be interested. *drool*.

Seductive Sahsa Cane is dancing around in her purple underwear:

Why? Because she can. She digs being naked too.

From racks to rock, we're going to check in with SLIPKNOT Who did their thing on Jimmy Kimmel Live:

SLIPKNOT just re-released Their debut Disc for all you maggots.

Welcome back, Zakk! BLACK LABEL SOCIETY played a free gig in New York City, bringin Zakk Wylde back to the stage:

It's all in honor of Zakk's new line of Epiphone Guitars.

Enormously busty Taylor Steele from Scoreland has G-Cup bosoms

How big is a G-cup? Bigger than a handful, friend.

It's a Halloween Horror Show from the FOUNDRY CAMS girls and POWERMAN 5000, who as luck would have it, gave us the song "Horror Show" from Somewhere on the Otherside of Nowhere

CLICK ON THAT SEXY BITCH! Err, WITCH...sorry.

(and now to recap... for the people with head trauma...that means us, too)

After you finish nailing your cute co-worker in a motel room, click on over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

Karla Spice is a Sexy Stripping Secretary
METALLICA and OZZY OSBOURNE: 'Paranoid' LIVE at MSG in New York City
Sasha Dances In Purple Panties
BLACK LABEL SOCIETY: 'Stillborn' LIVE In New York City
Taylor Steele Busts Out Her G-Cup Boobs
SLIPKNOT: 'Snuff' on Jimmy Kimmel Live

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Thursday Links: Mmm, Pizza. New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Hitler freaks out, OZZY and SLASH rock out in Norway, Melissa Dettwiller, Laurie Steele, and their buff buns

Hey-O! It's Thursday, kids! What's that mean? Wow. Nothing.

You're all alone. Again. Eating Chicken-Finger-Bacon-Pizza. Again. trying to hook up and have sex with that impressionable chat room chick. Again. OK, that last part isn't so bad.

NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks again to our west coast filth-mongers Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always shooting content for Cover My Face and Perverted Planet, we have some lovely new bosoms up on RateMyWOW to share with you courtesy of adult starlets Jenna Lovely and Kate:

RateMyWOW: Kate
RateMyWOW: Jenna Lovely

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Oh boy. Hitler just found out that Michael Jackson died.

Kids, let's gather 'round the campfire and watch DOWNFALL!

That's Not-So Terrible:
(But your garbage-breath is, so please floss)

Katie Price is Riding a Horse (and Katie Price is screwing on video)

The Jack & Cream (Manofest)

Kid Gets Car, Freaks out (LinkDork)

Top 10 Threats to Sports Blogging

MJ Started It: Celebrity Crotch Grab Imitators

Man’s Best Friend Tattoo

The Internet's Most Boring Reaction Videos

Bar Refaeli Rolls Around Naked For Art

I'M SORRY:
(Incredibly sorry that all of your relationships fail, because you're a self-loathing pariah. It's cool. The 'Bitter' works for some folks)

We love girls who stay fit Venus is no exception:

She likes to work out in her underwear.

Speaking of chicks who like to work out, take a look at the breastacular Melissa Dettwiller working out:

She's only 5'2", but she could beat your ass anyday.

...and for good measure we'll tip the hat to Laurie Steele:

Never have we wanted to be a pair of panties more in our lives.

From racks, we go to rock... is that little blip OZZY singing along wish SLASH?

It SURE is...and they're with a slew of other special guests.

A whole variety of FOUNDRY CAMS vixens including Cameron, Brooke, Kylie, Paige, Vikki, Coco, Eve and Xesca. gave us videos of themselves in official FoundryMusic shirts. We combined those with 'Super Villain' from our friends in POWERMAN 5000...and we got this:


CLICK CAMERON's AMAZING ASSETS TO WATCH THE SUPER VILLIAN VAMP!

Then, once the blood rushes back IN to your body (cuz, you know... it went somewhere else) Get on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with ALL of these young ladies now!

Pull focus away from your hot ass assistant for a few minutes and check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Laurie Steele in Black Lace Panties
OZZY OSBOURNE, SLASH and Friends: 'Crazy Train' LIVE in Norway
Melissa Dettwiller Works out with Dumbbells...and gets Topless
Las Vegas Reporter Slaps Unruly Man During Michael Jackson Report
Venus the Sexy Ukrainian Babe
Adolf Hitler Finds Out Michael Jackson Has Died

 

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NEW DVD REVIEWS ONLINE

Looking to invest in some quality hardcore, but just can't find your way through the muck to choose a good adult title? Have no fear, my desciples, because once again, I have pleasured myself to the point of chaffing for your informational benefit. OK, I'll admit...some of these videos I actually had a GOOD time watching.


LATEST DVD REVIEWS:



CULOS GIGANTES 3



DEVIL IN DISGUISE: THE MASK OF LUST



BABES BALLIN' BOYS 18



BABES BALLIN' BOYS 17



HOUSE OF ASS 7



LEX STEELE XXX 8



LORD OF ASSES 10



MAYA HILLS is THE RUNAWAY BRAT



IRON HEAD 9



TATTOOED & TIGHT 2