New TWITTER, MILF washing a Ferrari, Winger Winging it, BRUCE LEE auditioning, New ANVIL, Old NIGHT RANGER, New THIN LIZZY line-up, Lisa Ann, Julia Ann, Mary Carey...Ann

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Why is your mom washing your dad's Ferrari with steel wool pads? Dad must have done something none-too-pleasing

and how do we know it's your mom? She posted the pic online in a personal ad... Dad's not getting the job done at home, evidently.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like the way you pretend your hair isn't falling out in clumps on an hourly basis)

When is WINGER going to change the name of "Seventeen" to "Thirty-eight"... you know, considering the age factor of the fans:

*rimshot*... fine, it wasn't one of our best.

That clip was actually shot in 2007...just to show you how timely we are... Boooooooooo.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your hairline, which would look better if you combed your eyebrows up over your head)

Who wants to see Bruce Lee's original audition for the role of Kato on 'The Green Hornet'? We're gonna show you anyway:

Pay special attention to the Kung Fu demonstration with the old man (about halfway through)

Oooh - look what's coming to video soon! This wasn't half bad, actually.

Jennifer Lopez has a bit of a sloppy stomach:

Why she's showing it off, we don't know

Neveah and Raina Lee touching tongues. Yay. (FreakShow Planet)

2011 Suzuki Kizashi Review (Bullz-Eye)

Dating Tips from the Funniest Women on Twitter (How About We)

I'm Ashamed to be a Boston Sports Fan (MadeMan)

Chikita...she's one hot banana...and by 'banana' we mean 'large-breasted blond babe' (z0d)

Victoria Rae Black may be pasty, but she's way purty (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you're going to muddle through life with the same mediocrity you attack every other task with)

Did you NOT hear the latest ANVIL song? Well, here ya go:

"Juggernaut of Justice"...nothing like subtlety. Love it! We're sure it'll sell tens of copies.

OK, maybe a hundred copies. C'mon, look at that cover art.

How many original members of a band do you need to keep using the name? If you're THIN LIZZY, the answer is ONE. Maybe two:

When one of your guitarists has to leave to re-join DEF LEPPARD, you're bordering on silly...

DULUXE EDITION?!?! Well, then I should rush out and buy this bugger right now.

Hey Mexico! We're NIGHT RANGER! Here's a song you may not have heard a hundred thousand times in the past 26 years:

See, that was what we call sarcasm. Anyone who hasn't heard "Sister Christian" has probably been living on Jupiter... or at least Mars... for a while.

...and this is the last album the band released. Umm, no one is buying music these days, if you haven't already figured that out.

How much for ze little girlz, eh?

We've got a double-banger of our favorite MILF, Lisa Ann for you... banger...bang-her... get it? *rimshot*
Lisa Ann is seducing a very lucky grocery boy in this clip.

VERY lucky. SUPER lucky. EXTRA-SPECIAL super-lucky, with sugar on top...and on the sides.

...and here's the lovely Lisa Ann in leopard-print lingerie.

OK, enough alliteration for one stupid entry. Alright already.

OK, folks...show of hands: who wants to see blond MILF Julia Ann roll around half-naked on a pool table?

Yeah, that's what we thought. All of you. whatcha waitin' for then?

Our braniac friend Mary Carey loves taking her clothes off outside. How do we know?

Because every damn clip she sends us features her... taking her clothes off outside. THAT's how we know

Facelifts are let's face it, necessary...and FOUNDRY CAMS was no exception to that rule, so we did this:

We totally revamped FOUNDRY CAMS, with a new domain, hotter girls, lower prices, and a better user experience. So far, the response has beeen HUGE. Check it out:


and if you feel like following us on Twitter (we'll keep you up to date on what all the girlies are doing)

Click it, fool!

Speaking of FOUNDRY CAMS check out what WE got from GISELE:
The lovely blonde Gisele, who you have seen in dozens of FOUNDRY CAMS videos, is back at it once again with a hosed-down FoundryMusic T-shirt, high heels, and very little else on. She's shaking her perfectly-formed hiney to FOUNDRY's "Ain't Like You" from the RETOOLED album, mixed by Rich DeCicco and featuring our buddy Rob Balducci on guitar. Thanks as always to Jon for the editing.

Buy FOUNDRY: Retooled now at Amazon:



Watch Video. Click Photo. Enjoy Gisele. Simple, right? (you'd be shocked how many people fuck that up)

...and that, friends... is the way to make salsa in woodchipper.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Bikini MILF trio, RED trailer, new PREDATORS trailer, Mel Gibson Did WHAT? ...SLAYER and ANTHRAX in Bulgaria, Cam With Carmen, Bailey Kline, Bree Daniels, and April O'Neil all get Naked

Yay for Monday... Wait, no. That's not right. Try to mop up after yourself and say good-bye to that pair of MILFs you picked up down the shore this weekend:

Three beauties for the price of one, now THAT's what we call adultery... Three Girls. One Motel Room.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your hairline. It's called ROGAINE. Go get some.)

Wait, so you're saying that Bruce Willis and Helen Mirren are retired CIA operatives in RED?

Yeah, sure. Whatever works. Run with it.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Holy Crap, the new PREDATORS movie is looking more badass with every trailer:

It's Got Running, Jumping, Screaming, Shooting, Gutting, Disembowling... all the stuff that makes a good movie great.

“He punched Oksana in the face two times, breaking her teeth…” (WWTDD)


Whose Ass In A Bikini is THIS? (Drunken Stepfather)

You'll never guess (we didn't)... but if George Clooney doesn't marry this chick, then we will ... you know, like...in a dream or something.

The Top Ten Mafia Movies - Part 1 (Campus Socialite)

Sara Stone and Her Huge Boobs Will fill up any room (Freakshow Planet)

Movie Review: Knight and Day (Bullz-Eye)

Google Street View's Mysterious 'Horse Boy' Caught Unmasked (URLesque)

Jilted Woman Selling 'Bastard Brownies' to Buy Home (LemonDrop)

Lucia Tovar is Luscious, Lovely, and *drool* (Dailyniner)

So Simple, Yet Brilliant - Standing Toothbrush (AskMen)

Kiki Loses Her Pink Bikini Faster than you can say 'booty hole' (z0d)

16 Intriguing Businesses - Gorilla playing saxophone is one of them. Intrigued now? (UPROXX)

Playboy Sues Drake For "Best I Ever Had" Copyright Infringement (Smoking Section)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only ass you'll ever get is attached to a Peruvian pool boy)

The living legends that make up SLAYER made a bunch of Bulgarians VERY happy:

and by 'a bunch', we mean about 80,000 or so.

As long as we're in Bulgaria, let's honor the reunited ANTHRAX who welcomed back Joey Belladonna and his awful dye job:

We criticize because we're jealous. Of the fan base. Not the dye job, Joey.

From Thrashing to umm...what bosom word rhymes with 'thrashing'?

Carmen, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos and on her own site Cam With Carmen is showing off her E-cups in a fishnet bra:

Try not to jump through your monitor. clicking here is so much easier, isn't it?

Perky blond Twistys Treat Bree Daniels grew up an hour outside of Yellowstone:

Watch out for bears! Eeechh. Take yer shirt off already!.

Speaking of blondes, Bailey Kline figure out what her webcam is for:

Business meetings. Yeah, right. Get naked and show us your booty! That's why webcams were invented.

From blondes to brunettes... April O'Neil cleans up and dolls up nice, doesn't she?

of course, April doesn't stay dolled up for long... hello Mister Dildo! (no, we're not talking about our boss)

Back to blondes!!! We have another beautiful busty blond babe shakin' her hiney in a FoundryMusic shirt...

Busty blond beautiful Bobbia makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this clip featuring music by Sweden's CRASHDIET:


CLick Bobbia's Booty, damn you!!

Nice, right? Cam up with Bobbia at FOUNDRY CAMS and try to charm her out of her shorts

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Monday Links: Drunk Girl In a Tub, Ferrari vs. Bulldozer, Link Love, Bruce Springsteen Slip-Up in Michigan, Poodles at Firefest, Nina Mercedes

Shake off that Monday morning hangover and wake up the drunk woman in the bathtub



Don't worry. Just get her home before her husband wakes up and then you can do it again next weekend...have an affair. Live it up a little!

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Saaay, that's a nice Ferrari, isn't it?




Keep watching. It doesn't stay very nice for very long.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(Your breath, however, smells like stale beer. Brush those teeth, idiot.)




Eliza Dushku has trucker butt!(Drunken Stepfather)

..and you know if you want see Eliza Dushku totally naked, make with the clicky-clicky.

Veronika is Very Innocent...until she takes off her shorts (z0d)



TV Power Rankings: Winter Edition (Bullz-Eye)



Uma Stone is ... is... oooh my Goodness. (Daily Niner)



PENTHOUSE Pet Andi Sue Irwin is Awesome...and Naked. (Freakshow Planet)



Budget Garage Door Opener Spoof (DJMICK)



Vintage Video of Shaq in High School (BallHype)



101 Signs You Might Be Evil (FunnyCrave)



10 female celebs who should be seen and not heard (Guyism)



5 Reasons Jon Gosselin Deserves His Own Reality Show (Top Cultured)



'Dancing With the Stars' Just Got A Lot Better (Warming Glow)



Cormac McCarthy Still a Fountain Of Wisdom (FilmDrunk)



Finally, a handy tool for popping out baby eyeballs [WTF]



'Twilight' STD Spoof (Comedy)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that you don't have anything other than laundry to cling to. Chop Chop, pool boy!)

Sexy Latina Nina Mercedez is taking her top off and whoa boy...



and umm... we're totally derailed now. go watch Nina's hardcore footage too.

Keeping with the bosoms, let's take a look-see at PLAYBOY Cyber Girl Jamie Graham:



She's young, possibly-dumb, and full of... um, bosom. Goddamn, we got nothing. Just look at her.

From nipple-slips to on-stage slip-ups, how could we NOT point out Bruce Springsteen's slip up at the Palace at Auburn Hills:



Good evening, Ohio! Err, Detroit. Fuck.

Turning to the slightly-obscure, check out Swedish Melodic rockers The POODLES:



That's "Caroline" LIVE at Firefest 6 in the UK. Why? Because we CAN.

aaaand Back to Boobies with Ann Angel and her great tan lines...



Nina's dancing alone in her room... and lotioning up her boobies. she's doing other stuff too... naughty stuff.

Once again, we turn our attention to Gisele, who you all have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS VIDEOS:



We gave her a Grr Shirt. The guys in SLAUGHTERHOUSE and Koch Records gave us "The One".

GISELE's SHIRT DOESN'T STAY ON FOR LONG... CLICK IT!!!



(and now to recap... for the folks with really low IQ's - us included)

When you finish up boinking the new office manager, click on over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:



Jamie Graham Nude Playboy Photo Shoot

THE POODLES: Caroline LIVE at Firefest 6

Ann Angel Dances Topless In Her Room

Bruce Springsteen yells Good Evening Ohio while on Stage in Michigan

Nina Mercedes Takes Off Her Tan Dress

Ferrari loses control and hits Bulldozer

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Monday Links: Messy Motel Rooms, Kanye West Debacle at VMAs, Awful Singing Beer Commercial, Lots of Link Love, POISON and ACE FREHLEY live, Violet, Te

Happy Monday! Is this what your motel room looked like AFTER your weekend fling with the person you're not married to?



If so, then well done! Life is way too short. Have an affair...or several. You won't go to Hell. We promise.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Just in case you were huddled in a cave, here's the clip of Kanye West stealing the mic from Taylor Swift at the MTV VMAs last night:




Guzzling cognac before an awards ceremony isn't conducive to great decision-making.

This classic clip from Crazy Bruce's Liquors in Connecticut makes us cringe...




Bruce must be getting high off his own supply. That's the ONLY excuse we're taking at this point.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(But your condescending mouth is, so shut up before someone nails your lips shut)



Teri Hatcher Snatch Wedgie (Drunken Stepfather)... Teri Hatcher looked GREAT naked at one point. Remember?



April O'Neil is Naked and Naughty in a Hammock (Daily Niner)



Interview with Joe Frazier (Bullz-Eye)



Jade Starr is Tattooed and Tied Up (z0d)



Think Outside the Box: Wrong Hole (Dave & Thomas)



Top 10 VMA Observations (yep Yep)



Is it Porn? (Asylum)



Hustler Sex Bomb Shyla Styles is full of...style. Wait, what? (Freakshow Planet)



Tough job: Interview with an All My Children soap actor (Minimum Rage)



Hugh Hefner is Finally a Free Man (TastyBooze)



35 Smoking Hot Bollywood Actresses (Funnycrave)



Sexy South American Sports Reporter Cecilia Bonelli (DJMICK)



15 Great Cop Cars (College Humor)



25 Famous Animated Food Mascots (Gunaxin)



Science Ruins Everything Again...Again (atom)



21 Awesomest Superhero Mods for My Little Pony (Comics Alliance)

I'M SORRY:

(Actually, we're not sorry. You suck at life, and you'll die lonely and broke)

Check out the 28DDD chest on September Carrino:



Weird name, but her huge boobs more than make up for it. Atta girl, September!

From American to Polish, we now take on Teen Kasia, the sexy Polish teen who doesn't speak a lick of English:



English-Shminglish... With an ass like that, we don't need her to speak!

From Boobs, we move to bands, and our pal ACE FREHLEY, who jammed with SLASH in Hollywood:



It's COLD GIN time, again!!!

The guys in POISONwere down a member when they wrapped up their Summer tour:



That's CC DeVille and Eric Brittingham of CINDERELLA jamming "Talk Dirty To Me" in California. Bobby Dall is MIA.

Pouty-lipped, large-breasted Violet, who you have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS clips is doing the totally-nude thing:



That denim skirt does not stay on for very long... Thank Goodness.

Speakng of our FOUNDRY CAMS girls, let's drool all over Maiya, Sweet Victoria, Kyra, and a slew of others grinding their asses in a Grinhouse-style tribute to our buds in SCUM OF THE EARTH:





CLICK ON MAIYA, DAMN YOU!

(and now to recap... for the people with frontal labotomies. US included.)

Take a break from boning your roommate's fiancé and check what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:



Kanye West Grabs Microphone from Taylor Swift During MTV VMA Acceptance Speech

September Carrino Busts Out Of Her Black Leather Corset

POISON: 'Talk Dirty To Me' LIVE with Cinderella Bassist

Violet Peels Off Her Tiny Denim Skirt

ACE FREHLEY and SLASH: 'Cold Gin' LIVE at the Viper Room

Teen Kasia Gets Topless in the Conference Room

Crazy Bruce's Liquors Singing Commercial

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