Bikini MILF trio, RED trailer, new PREDATORS trailer, Mel Gibson Did WHAT? ...SLAYER and ANTHRAX in Bulgaria, Cam With Carmen, Bailey Kline, Bree Daniels, and April O'Neil all get Naked

Yay for Monday... Wait, no. That's not right. Try to mop up after yourself and say good-bye to that pair of MILFs you picked up down the shore this weekend:

Three beauties for the price of one, now THAT's what we call adultery... Three Girls. One Motel Room.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your hairline. It's called ROGAINE. Go get some.)

Wait, so you're saying that Bruce Willis and Helen Mirren are retired CIA operatives in RED?

Yeah, sure. Whatever works. Run with it.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Holy Crap, the new PREDATORS movie is looking more badass with every trailer:

It's Got Running, Jumping, Screaming, Shooting, Gutting, Disembowling... all the stuff that makes a good movie great.

“He punched Oksana in the face two times, breaking her teeth…” (WWTDD)


Whose Ass In A Bikini is THIS? (Drunken Stepfather)

You'll never guess (we didn't)... but if George Clooney doesn't marry this chick, then we will ... you know, like...in a dream or something.

The Top Ten Mafia Movies - Part 1 (Campus Socialite)

Sara Stone and Her Huge Boobs Will fill up any room (Freakshow Planet)

Movie Review: Knight and Day (Bullz-Eye)

Google Street View's Mysterious 'Horse Boy' Caught Unmasked (URLesque)

Jilted Woman Selling 'Bastard Brownies' to Buy Home (LemonDrop)

Lucia Tovar is Luscious, Lovely, and *drool* (Dailyniner)

So Simple, Yet Brilliant - Standing Toothbrush (AskMen)

Kiki Loses Her Pink Bikini Faster than you can say 'booty hole' (z0d)

16 Intriguing Businesses - Gorilla playing saxophone is one of them. Intrigued now? (UPROXX)

Playboy Sues Drake For "Best I Ever Had" Copyright Infringement (Smoking Section)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only ass you'll ever get is attached to a Peruvian pool boy)

The living legends that make up SLAYER made a bunch of Bulgarians VERY happy:

and by 'a bunch', we mean about 80,000 or so.

As long as we're in Bulgaria, let's honor the reunited ANTHRAX who welcomed back Joey Belladonna and his awful dye job:

We criticize because we're jealous. Of the fan base. Not the dye job, Joey.

From Thrashing to umm...what bosom word rhymes with 'thrashing'?

Carmen, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos and on her own site Cam With Carmen is showing off her E-cups in a fishnet bra:

Try not to jump through your monitor. clicking here is so much easier, isn't it?

Perky blond Twistys Treat Bree Daniels grew up an hour outside of Yellowstone:

Watch out for bears! Eeechh. Take yer shirt off already!.

Speaking of blondes, Bailey Kline figure out what her webcam is for:

Business meetings. Yeah, right. Get naked and show us your booty! That's why webcams were invented.

From blondes to brunettes... April O'Neil cleans up and dolls up nice, doesn't she?

of course, April doesn't stay dolled up for long... hello Mister Dildo! (no, we're not talking about our boss)

Back to blondes!!! We have another beautiful busty blond babe shakin' her hiney in a FoundryMusic shirt...

Busty blond beautiful Bobbia makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this clip featuring music by Sweden's CRASHDIET:


CLick Bobbia's Booty, damn you!!

Nice, right? Cam up with Bobbia at FOUNDRY CAMS and try to charm her out of her shorts

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Tuesday Links: Swing Set Faceplant, Pancaked Peugeot, TRON Legacy Trailer, Midgets at the Beach, B.S. Rozlyn Papa Sex Tape, Nashville Pussy in France

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(but your attitude stinks. You need an adjustment...with a hammer)

This young Russian girl wishes she NEVER got on the swings this morning:




and who the hell builds a swingset that goes all the way around in a circle like that?

The driver of this pancaked Peugeot 406 doesn't think there's anything wrong with a one-dimensional vehicle:




except for the fact that opening and closing that driver-side door is probably a real bitch.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The new trailer for TRON LEGACY is online and it's filled with warm, gooey, geeky goodness:



The digital de-aging of Jeff Bridges looks like it's going to be pretty badass. Fucking TRON, maaaaaan!.

Little People Big World Goes to the Beach (Drunken Stepfather)



People with midget fetishes should stop fooling themsleves and watch midget porn...not this TLC stuff.





The Bachelor Sex Tape is Total BS (WWTDD)



But if you're into Blonde girls and black guys...there's plenty of them online to go around.



Girl Next Door: Aubrey Leedy (Bullz-Eye)



Ashley Brookes has Legs and Looks and... well, you know... (FreakshowPlanet)



Get the Girl: Picking up girls at Spring Break/the Beach (The Campus Throne)



Iveta...weird ass name...sexy-as-hell body. Naked. Outside. (z0d)



"One For the Horse": The Birth and Evolution of the Modern Shot Glass (The Bachelor Guy)



Shay Laren and her massive breasts can't wait to get out of that dress (Dailyniner)



Chef makes cheese out of wife's breast milk (Asylum)



The 20 Worst Saturday Morning Cartoons (Heavy)



Brooklyn Decker For Bare Necessities (Don Chavez)



Best Buy Manager: Chat Roulette (College Humor)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that you have to seduce mentally challenged young girls in order to get laid. Sad. So so sad)

They go by the name of NASHVILLE PUSSY:



But they're playing in France. We're SO not good at Geography.

PLAYBOY's Amy Leigh Andrews can't wait to get out of that pesky pink dress



Who needs all that pesky fabric when you can just go Commando. We're with you, Amy.

Priya Anjali Rai is the sexiest Indian woman we have ever seen:



Granted, we don't see that many Indian women... but Priya is by far the sexiest ... one... we have seen.

This fine piece of breastacular blond-ness is Bailey Kline:



Why are we showing you THIS photo? It's the only still-frame resembling "subtle" we could find.

In honor of Carmen's new solo site check out this old school FOUNDRY CAMS video we dug up:







CLICK ON CARMEN's BREASTACULAR BODY... like, umm...now.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did



FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep



We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Tuesday Links: Final Halloween II Trailer, Mechanical Bull Nip Slip, Lots Of Linkage, Tornado Eats Farmhouse, Bailey Kline, Bobbi Billard and their Big Boobs

'Tis Tuesday, mawfugger.
Spend the day with someone new. Blow off work and have a hotel room hookup with the hottie from the office... If anyone asks where you were, punch 'em in the face.

Mr. ROB ZOMBIE has unveiled the final trailer for HALLOWEEN II

August 28th, kids. What's with the car-throwing Michael Myers, by the way?

THAT's TERRIBLE:

We see this mechnanical bull-riding experiencing going horribly wrong... or right, depending on your outlook

Keep yer shirt on, lady.

That's Not-So Terrible:
(Links from around the World Wide Interwebs)

Lady GaGa has a Wedgie

Best World Of Warcraft Tantrum...EVER

The Hunt For Gollum (short film)

Mastering the art of the "Leighton Meester"!

That’s What She Said Detention

Bibleman Activate Boots of the Gospel

The 10 Most Entertaining NBA Players of All-Time

Laptop Hunters: Porn Edition

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry that you rubbed one out with cod liver oil, and now the seagulls won't stop following you)

Everyone meet Bailey Kline.

Bailey's about to touch herself like you'd like to be touching her.

Blond bombshell Bobbi Billard looks good in everything she slips on...

...and slips out of.

We got our interviewin' blood flowin' again and sent over a bunch of stupid question to the FOUNDRY CAMS twins, Brooke and Vikki:


CLICK THE PIC TO READ THE ENTIRE INTERVIEW WITH BROOKE and VIKKI

(speaking of the twins...)
A whole variety of FOUNDRY CAMS vixens including Cameron, Brooke, Kylie, Paige, Vikki, Coco, Eve and Xesca. gave us videos of themselves in official FoundryMusic shirts. We combined those with 'Super Villain' from our friends in POWERMAN 5000...and we got this:


CLICK CAMERON's AMAZING ASSETS TO WATCH THE SUPER VILLIAN VAMP!

Then, once the blood rushes back IN to your body (cuz, you know... it went somewhere else) Get on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with ALL of these young ladies now!

Did ya ever see a tornado eat a house before?

Neither did this bunch of storm chasers in Aurora, Nebraska... until they videotaped one doing just that

After you get done having that threesome with your wife's friends, you should see what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Bobbi Billard Bikini and Lingerie Montage
HALLOWEEN II - Final Trailer
Ivana Touches Herself Between the Sheets
Caught on Video: Tornado Destroys Nebraska Farmhouse
Ashton Taylor in a See-Through Top
Mechanical Bull Nipple Slip
Bailey Kline Touches Herself on Webcam
Caught on Tape: Grocery Store Purse Snatcher

 

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