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Yay for Monday... Wait, no. That's not right. Try to mop up after yourself and say good-bye to that pair of MILFs you picked up down the shore this weekend:
Three beauties for the price of one, now THAT's what we call adultery... Three Girls. One Motel Room.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your hairline. It's called ROGAINE. Go get some.)
Wait, so you're saying that Bruce Willis and Helen Mirren are retired CIA operatives in RED?
Yeah, sure. Whatever works. Run with it.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
Holy Crap, the new PREDATORS movie is looking more badass with every trailer:
It's Got Running, Jumping, Screaming, Shooting, Gutting, Disembowling... all the stuff that makes a good movie great.
“He punched Oksana in the face two times, breaking her teeth…” (WWTDD)
Whose Ass In A Bikini is THIS? (Drunken Stepfather)
You'll never guess (we didn't)... but if George Clooney doesn't marry this chick, then we will ... you know, like...in a dream or something.
The Top Ten Mafia Movies - Part 1 (Campus Socialite)
Sara Stone and Her Huge Boobs Will fill up any room (Freakshow Planet)
Movie Review: Knight and Day (Bullz-Eye)
Google Street View's Mysterious 'Horse Boy' Caught Unmasked (URLesque)
Jilted Woman Selling 'Bastard Brownies' to Buy Home (LemonDrop)
Lucia Tovar is Luscious, Lovely, and *drool* (Dailyniner)
So Simple, Yet Brilliant - Standing Toothbrush (AskMen)
Kiki Loses Her Pink Bikini Faster than you can say 'booty hole' (z0d)
16 Intriguing Businesses - Gorilla playing saxophone is one of them. Intrigued now? (UPROXX)
Playboy Sues Drake For "Best I Ever Had" Copyright Infringement (Smoking Section)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only ass you'll ever get is attached to a Peruvian pool boy)
The living legends that make up SLAYER made a bunch of Bulgarians VERY happy:
and by 'a bunch', we mean about 80,000 or so.
As long as we're in Bulgaria, let's honor the reunited ANTHRAX who welcomed back Joey Belladonna and his awful dye job:
We criticize because we're jealous. Of the fan base. Not the dye job, Joey.
From Thrashing to umm...what bosom word rhymes with 'thrashing'?
Carmen, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos and on her own site Cam With Carmen is showing off her E-cups in a fishnet bra:
Try not to jump through your monitor. clicking here is so much easier, isn't it?
Perky blond Twistys Treat Bree Daniels grew up an hour outside of Yellowstone:
Watch out for bears! Eeechh. Take yer shirt off already!.
Speaking of blondes, Bailey Kline figure out what her webcam is for:
Business meetings. Yeah, right. Get naked and show us your booty! That's why webcams were invented.
From blondes to brunettes... April O'Neil cleans up and dolls up nice, doesn't she?
of course, April doesn't stay dolled up for long... hello Mister Dildo! (no, we're not talking about our boss)
Back to blondes!!! We have another beautiful busty blond babe shakin' her hiney in a FoundryMusic shirt...
Busty blond beautiful Bobbia makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this clip featuring music by Sweden's CRASHDIET:
CLick Bobbia's Booty, damn you!!
Nice, right? Cam up with Bobbia at FOUNDRY CAMS and try to charm her out of her shorts
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
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The air is crisp, the drinks are flowing, and the air is just right for Humping! (you know, because of the whole Wednesday/Hump Day thing)
Find the closest promiscuous co-worker and have an inter-office fling. You don't want to be the only person not having an affair, do you?
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your work ethic. Calling out again, eh?)
Everyone say hi to Nikki. She got a paintball gun as a graduation gift:
Freakout in 3,2,1...aaaand GO!
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
The trailer for the new GREEN HORNET film starring Seth Rogen is online:
Meh. Good? Maybe. 3D? For sure. Kato? Chinese. Will we like it? Who knows. Let's wait for trailer #2.
Lady Gaga Wore Stupid Boots and Fell Down (WWTDD)
Which pop-princess MILF has perky nips? (Drunken Stepfather)
OK, here's a li'l hint... her last name USED to rhyme with 'Shmederline'
Seven Sex Stats That Should Make You Feel Better About Yourself (The Campus Socialite)
Jayden Cole is Showing off her... *ahem*...hole (Freakshow Planet)
A chat with Billy West - voice actor from Futurama (Bullz-Eye)
Is Mickey Rooney Behind @MickeyRooney on Twitter? (URLesque)
Czech Rugby Ad Running During Soccer World Cup (Video Gone Viral)
Charlie Laine Gives Herself a Milk Bath in the Bathroom...stall, that is. (Dailyniner)
Five Cool Recent Medical Advances You May Not Of Heard About (UPROXX)
What's the opposite of 'shy'? - it's Lindsey Meadows (z0d)
When Passengers Go Nuts -- 5 Airplane Rides Gone Bad (The Bachelor Guy)
The 30 Greatest Kids’ Cereals of All Time (Gunaxin)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your time in the cool kids club is dwindling... tick tock, tick tock, tick tock...)
In honor of his new album, Scream, we've got OZZY OSBOURNE's new video:
OZZY is going on tour for 18 months to promote this new album - get your tickets NOW!
Hell must have frozen over, because that's METALLICA, MEGADETH, SLAYER, and ANTHRAX on stage together:
That's the hap-hap-happies bunch of headbangers playing DIAMOND HEAD's "Am I Evil" in Bulgaria.
Gimme a 'B'! ... Gimme a 'oobies'...What's that spell?
Julia Bond's Butt is all oiled up. Hopefully she's not counting on BP to clean up the mess:
To see what happens to that oily rump, check out BIG WET ASSES 11 - On Demand Now!
Busty Blond Twistys Treat Harmony Paxson is falling out of her tight blue dress:
...and that's the only way we want to see her.
aaaand we have another beautiful busty blond babe shakin' her hiney in a FoundryMusic shirt...
Busty blond beautiful Bobbia makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this clip featuring music by Sweden's CRASHDIET:
CLick Bobbia's Booty, damn you!!
Nice, right? Cam up with Bobbia at FOUNDRY CAMS and try to charm her out of her shorts
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(You know, like the way you interact with...everyone?)
If you're going to be filming cars traveling at speeds over 200 mph...
You might just want to pull your head out of your ass when they come in for a Pit Stop.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
The Trailer for MIDDLE MEN will make you wish you were a smut peddler...in 1995:
Parties, Private Jets, and Porn stars...ooh, look Jesse Jane is in the movie (she does the adult movies, you know)... for that authentic look & feel.
Cameron Diaz is Always Traveling for... cock? (WWTDD)
So much for subtlety, right? Hey look! Cameron Diaz's Tits!
Megan Fox in Some Underwear Ad...*drool* (Drunken Stepfather)
Countdown until Megan Fox gets naked on screen...15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10... Oh COME ON! Just Do it Already!
The Vuvuzela Shirt - you KNOW you want one (Grabist)
Oh Zuzana, Oh don't you cry for me...and don't stay dressed either. (Freakshow Planet)
A chat with Lee Unkrich, Director of TOY STORY 3 (Bullz-Eye)
Ah, the Good Ol' Orson Welles Drunk Meme (URLesque)
Win a Guitar Signed by Ozzy Osbourne (wait...WE want it!!) (HEAVY)
Alisha King is Kinda... OK, VERY...Kute (Dailyniner)
Things That Will Get Charlie Sheen Killed In Jail (UPROXX)
Louisa Lanewood has a Camera Pointed up her skirt (z0d)
5 Signs Your Parents Might Be Swingers (Like Mine) (Asylum)
Your Stoner Friends Review Movies (College Humor)
In Case You Have Been Out Of The Loop: A New Ice Cold Game For Bros (Campus Socialite)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your complete lack of personality will prevent you from having any meaningful relationships)
What do the Polish folks like better than cheap beer? Mosh Pits and ANTHRAX!!! (the band, not the white powder):
This is the band doing Only from STOMP 442, for the first time with singer Joey Belladonna at Sonisphere in Poland.
Rawk! Those friendly guys in BLACK LABEL SOCIETY have some new music to share:
The song is "Parade Of The Dead". The album is "Order Of The Black"... The Song is on iTunes now
From Hard Rock to Hardbodies...
Legedary adult starlet Tera Patrick might be retired from making porno-films:
...but thankfully she's still making videos for her official site...like this fine compilation.
Holy crap. Sara Stone and Yurizan Beltran are together, topless and juggling each other's boobs:
This is the most amazing 5 minutes of video you'll ever see... until you see the full version...then THAT one will be.
Holy Smokes! Another beautiful webcam model shaking her ass! Whodathunkit?
Ember Reigns, the buxom blond bombshell who you have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site, has given us what could be her finest performance yet:
Honestly... do you REALLY need us to tell you to click on Ember's pic? JUST DO IT!
Great song. Great hiney. When you stop hallucinating, Go check out Ember's Sexy Self LIVE - online NOW
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
