Traffic Court Skating, Chuck E Cheese Brawlin, OZZY OSBOURNE hating, DUFF McKAGAN trailer-ing, MARTY FRIEDMAN shredding, Dayna Vendetta and Sofia Saint Stripping

Oh it's a fine day for traffic court and flings of a judicial nature:

We're happy because the judge probably got laid last night... by whom, we don't know.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your breath, receding hairline, and attitude in general)

Let it not be said that there isn't drama inside of a Chuck E Cheese

Hell, that's more drama than the Golden Globes and The Academy Awards combined. Stay classy, ladies.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(but your face makes us want to puke...)

Jenna Bentley has stupid fake tits (Drunken Stepfather)

Sabrina Marie has some huge hooters (FreakShow Planet)

Bullz-Eye's 2011 Winter TCA Press Tour (Bullz-Eye)

Jayden and Lizzie are two terribly friendly lingerie-clad lesbians (Dailyniner)

Hannah Harper has a hell of a hiney (z0d)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you keep getting passed over for that promotion, dickbag)

OZZY OSBOURNE's new video for "Let It Die" paints the usual bleak picture of the ol' dove-decapitating madman:

Auto-tuned OZZY. Raaaaaaaawk.

DUFF McKAGAN has a new movie trailer to coincide with the release of his new LOADED album:

...New Label. New Record. New Movie. Duff's a mogul.

Have you seen the MARTY FRIEDMAN video for "BAD D.N.A"?

Well there. Now you have.

From heavy bands to heavy hooters, here we go...

Busty blond babe Dayna Vendetta is oiling up her boobs. Why???

She must be trying to force them through something with a narrow opening.

Perky 19 year-old Sofia Saint loves her couch. You know how we know?

BJecause she's getting naked. Naked on the couch. Luckiest. Couch. Ever.



...and that, as they say, is that. Now scram. Somewhere, someone is making more money than you are...

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QUEENSRYCHE singer wears eyeliner, Heidi Montag Sex Tape Drama, MOTLEY CRUE at Ozzfest, MARTY FRIEDMAN's new Video, Topless fun with Gia Malone, September Carrino, and Sara Stone

Hip, hip, Hoo... blech. It's Monday. the pants have to be on, and your spicy latina co-worker has to go home... because her kids are bound to be wondering where she is.

yeah, right... Like you never fooled around with someone at work. Unless you work at a slaughterhouse, in which case the blood is a bit of a turn off.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(But not even remotely as bad as your receding hairline and breath. Here's a mint and some Rogaine)

We're fans of QUEENSRYCHE, but the amount of eyeliner singer Geoff Tate is wearing has been a little suspect:

granted, they are doing the whole Queensyche Cabaret thing, but ease up on the eye makeup, wouldya? No? OK. Fine. We have no pull.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Heidi Montag, Karissa Shanon made a lesbian sex tape (WWTDD)

Well OF COURSE they did. Why Wouldn't they have... Vivid Entertainment says the real money lies with a Spencer/Heidi sex tape. Who knew Vivid liked the dick so much? (pun intended)


ooh! an ass in a purple bikini! Who could it be? (Drunken Stepfather)

We're betting on 'Who Gives a Shit?' but you, however might just want to know what this Not-So-Ugly Betty is all about. See? That was just the right amount of hint, wasn't it?

A History of (Sports) Violence (The Campus Socialite)

Sophie Moone Can Moon us any day of the week (Freakshow Planet)

Interview With Spike Lee (Bullz-Eye)

Jazmine Lyn Likes Looking at Her Boobs. Funny, so do we (z0d)

Janelle Priego is ridding herself of her pesky lingerie (Dailyniner)

How to Make a Game Out of a Movie (That Doesn't Suck) (UPROXX)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that most of your friends' names are plastered on the front of whiskey bottles)

Our pals in MOTLEY CRUE are on the road with OZZFEST, and this is what Vince Neil looked like in Hartford the other night:

Thanks to Mike for the great footage.

After several years in MEGADETH, and then bailing to live in Tokyo, this is what MARTY FRIEDMAN is up to:

So THAT's what living in Japan for ten years will do to your guitar playing.

From Great Guitarists to Great Big Boobies...

Busty blond MILF Gia Malone can't wait to show off her boobies:

She pulls them out in the passenger seat before getting slammed in the living room. You know, she's an active older gal.

Now, for the high-brow audience...naturally large-breasted September Carrino is bouncing on her bed:

Her boobs are obnoxiously huge, so watching them bounce freely like that just makes us giggle.

We're going to nominate Sara Stone for Secretary of the Year:

She gives her agitated boss a nice back rub... and a whole helluva lot more...because she's a good egg.

Emi, who has been featured in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips, is once again shaking her tattooed tail in tribute to "Tattoos & Tequila" by VINCE NEIL of MOTLEY CRUE. We wanted her to drink Vince Neil's Tres Rios Tequila while she made this clip, but after thinking it through, we realized no one wanted to see a clip of a giggling tattooed chick falling down.


Click on Emi's very large tattoo, enjoy some Tequila if you'd like, then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Emi LIVE (try not to get too wasted; you don't want any of that drunk-typing happening)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

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We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

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