Paraglider Crash, Rosie Huntington-Whitely in Transformers 3, DOKKEN is old, KILLSWITCH ENGAGE loves DIO, Jaime Hammer is Topless, Busty Brittany is Dancing

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Sort of like your shitty sense of entitlement)

Paraglider 1 + Paraglider 2 + Heavy Winds...


... = Time To go Swimming!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Rosie Huntington-Whitely Was Offered Megan Fox's Gig in 'Transformers 3' (WWTDD)

She has ZERO acting experience, and looks great naked. Bravo, mister casting director!

Whose itty-bitty implants are these? (Drunken Stepfather)

You'll never guess in a million years unless of course you saw 'Almost Famous'...then you know exactly who this is

Holy Lost! – Crossing Over with the Series Finale: “The End" (The Campus Socialite)

Sara Stone is Strapped into a Corset ...and not much else (Freakshow Planet)

MacGruber: Movie Review (Bullz-Eye)

Adele Stevens Meets the Luckiest Garden Hose EVER (Dailyniner)

More Awesome Red Dead Redemption Glitches (GammaSquad)

Men’s College Lacrosse Final Four Match-ups Set (The Campus Socialite)

Marissa Ann Shows off Her School Colors...and Her hiney (z0d)

Exclusive Interview With NCAA Football 11 Developers (GameCenter)

We Don't Need No Stinkin Buttons: Kenneth Cole Touch Screen Watch (The Bachelor Guy)

Former Kids TV Writer Teaches Us How to 'Cook to Bang' (Asylum)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you forgot to skim the pool and change the kegs in a timely fashion. Maybe next time you won't have to sleep in the garage)

Remember when DOKKEN (click to download) did "Dream Warriors" back in 1987?

The 2010 version is a little... err, A LOT... different.

Those nice boys in KILLSWITCH ENGAGE paid homage to Ronnie James Dio with their version of "Holy Diver":

...at the annnual "Rock on the Range" Festival in Ohio...

From very Metal to Very Big Boobies...

Busty Brunette Babe Jaime Hammer is topless in Tiny Lace panties...and that's just the way we like her:

And once the boobies come out, the fun's just getting started...next up - Backgammon!

Keeping on the big boobie thing Busty Brittany from Brittany's Bod is dancing in her room naked:

We'd like to be in there with her, but we're not allowed within 1000 feet... of her, that is.

What's this? More fantastic shamless self-promotion?? INDEED!

You know Carmen from her many FOUNDRY CAMS videos and from her solo site - CamWithCarmen. Here's a great clip of her "Unraveling" her clothes to some music by our friends in SEVENDUST:


CLICK THE PIC TO SEE CARMEN STRIP!

Then, when the feeling returns in your arms and legs... chat with Carmen LIVE, one-on-one!

You can also get hundreds of new photos and videos at Carmen's solo site - CamWithCarmen

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Tuesday Links: Tipped over Tanker, Link Love, QUEENSRŸCHE and VINCE NEIL live, old-school Shauna Sand, Ivy Black, Heaven Huntington

Hey-O and Happy Tuesdee. If you're not fornicating with a married neighbor, then you're not doing your civic duty. Think about it, whydontcha?

THAT's TERRIBLE:

A tanker explodes and the cameraman runs TOWARD the fire...

How does he move so quickly with those enormous brass balls?

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your constant bitching, pissing, and moaning is really getting on our nerves)

Pamela Anderson's crotch goes Snowboarding in Malibu(Drunken Stepfather)
Say, did you see the video of Pam boning Bret Michaels? We did.

Carla is holding her Dildo like a lightsaber. A lucky lightsaber (Daily Niner)

Featured Model: Nina (Bullz-Eye)

Jana Jordan is in a chair upside-down showing off her no-no spot (z0d)

Hot Hustler SexBomb Carmella Bing (Freakshow Planet)

Shoulda Wrapped It Up (Yep Yep)

11 “Treats” You Pray You Don’t Get on Halloween (Top Cultured)

The 10 best Brady Bunch mashups of all-time (Epic Carnival)

Daryl Hannah Looking Very Cougarly (Cougar Patrol)

Anna Farris Looks Like Harry Dunne (Don Chavez)

Always sh*ting on the job? Find out how much it’s worth (Minimum Rage)

Scuba Cat? Scuba Cat. (Warming Glow)

GI JOE DVD Prize Pack Giveaway (GearPatrol)

Vampire Reunion (College Humor)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your only aspiration in life is to drink yourself into a coma all weekend)

Before Shauna Sand was hawking her sex tape, she looked pretty damn hot.

This is her during a 1997 PLAYBOY calendar shoot.

Everyone take a look at the enormous yellow shirt on Ivy Black:

It's so big and unwieldy. It's no wonder she needs to get rid of it so quickly.

From babes to bands... we take a look at QUEENSRŸCHE, who are touring now:

"Helloooooo Englewood, New Jersey!" Get those QUEENSRŸCHE on Stub Hub now, kids!.

Keeping with the music, we look at MÖTLEY CRÜE frontman Vince Neil:

Doing some LED ZEPPELIN in Vegas. New MÖTLEY CRÜE disc coming next year...

Aaaaand back to boobies with Heaven Huntington, who is scrupulously washing her enormous boobs.

He bosoms must get very dirty very quickly. She spends a lot of time soaping them up.

Speaking of which, Chad Smith (RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, CHICKENFOOT) brought the "Bread Balls" from his new project BOMBASTIC MEATBATS. FOUNDRY CAMS babes Kyra, Vikki and Nyli brought the sexy for our latest video:

CLICK ON KRYA'S BOOBS TO BRING THE BOMBASTIC MEATBATS!

(and now to recap... for the people with head trauma...that means us, too)

After you finish nailing your cute co-worker in a motel room, click on over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

VINCE NEIL: 'Rock & Roll' LIVE in Las Vegas
Ivy Black Yanks Off Her Long Yellow Shirt
QUEENSRŸCHE: 'Best I Can' LIVE in Englewood, New Jersey
Heaven Huntington Takes A Shower
Tipped Over Fuel Tanker Explodes
Shauna Sand 1997 PLAYBOY Calendar Photo Shoot

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