Paraglider Crash, Rosie Huntington-Whitely in Transformers 3, DOKKEN is old, KILLSWITCH ENGAGE loves DIO, Jaime Hammer is Topless, Busty Brittany is Dancing

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Sort of like your shitty sense of entitlement)

Paraglider 1 + Paraglider 2 + Heavy Winds...


... = Time To go Swimming!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Rosie Huntington-Whitely Was Offered Megan Fox's Gig in 'Transformers 3' (WWTDD)

She has ZERO acting experience, and looks great naked. Bravo, mister casting director!

Whose itty-bitty implants are these? (Drunken Stepfather)

You'll never guess in a million years unless of course you saw 'Almost Famous'...then you know exactly who this is

Holy Lost! – Crossing Over with the Series Finale: “The End" (The Campus Socialite)

Sara Stone is Strapped into a Corset ...and not much else (Freakshow Planet)

MacGruber: Movie Review (Bullz-Eye)

Adele Stevens Meets the Luckiest Garden Hose EVER (Dailyniner)

More Awesome Red Dead Redemption Glitches (GammaSquad)

Men’s College Lacrosse Final Four Match-ups Set (The Campus Socialite)

Marissa Ann Shows off Her School Colors...and Her hiney (z0d)

Exclusive Interview With NCAA Football 11 Developers (GameCenter)

We Don't Need No Stinkin Buttons: Kenneth Cole Touch Screen Watch (The Bachelor Guy)

Former Kids TV Writer Teaches Us How to 'Cook to Bang' (Asylum)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you forgot to skim the pool and change the kegs in a timely fashion. Maybe next time you won't have to sleep in the garage)

Remember when DOKKEN (click to download) did "Dream Warriors" back in 1987?

The 2010 version is a little... err, A LOT... different.

Those nice boys in KILLSWITCH ENGAGE paid homage to Ronnie James Dio with their version of "Holy Diver":

...at the annnual "Rock on the Range" Festival in Ohio...

From very Metal to Very Big Boobies...

Busty Brunette Babe Jaime Hammer is topless in Tiny Lace panties...and that's just the way we like her:

And once the boobies come out, the fun's just getting started...next up - Backgammon!

Keeping on the big boobie thing Busty Brittany from Brittany's Bod is dancing in her room naked:

We'd like to be in there with her, but we're not allowed within 1000 feet... of her, that is.

What's this? More fantastic shamless self-promotion?? INDEED!

You know Carmen from her many FOUNDRY CAMS videos and from her solo site - CamWithCarmen. Here's a great clip of her "Unraveling" her clothes to some music by our friends in SEVENDUST:


CLICK THE PIC TO SEE CARMEN STRIP!

Then, when the feeling returns in your arms and legs... chat with Carmen LIVE, one-on-one!

You can also get hundreds of new photos and videos at Carmen's solo site - CamWithCarmen

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Monday Links: Potato Gun Mishap, New IRON MAN 2 Trailer, Bar Rafaeli is Important, Mystery Cleavage, Juliette Lewis does AC/DC, Brad Paisley falls

Happy Monday! Did you stay up to watch the Oscars last night, or were you in bed with a married friend?



If you were, it's totally cool... God made TiVo so you could fool around.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(but your attitude stinks. You need an adjustment...with a hammer)

Potato Gun = Fun. Black Powder = Dangerous...




Potato Gun + Black Powder = Ka-Blooey.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Geek alert! Geek alert! There's a new trailer online for IRON MAN 2:



It's OK to froth at the mouth in nerdy anticipation. IRON MAN rules.

Whose Academy Award-winning cleavage is this? (Drunken Stepfather)



you could guess, but why not just have us ruin it for you by showing you all of her nude scenes





Bar Refaeli is Historically Important (WWTDD)



DVD Review: Up In The Air (Bullz-Eye)



Charlie Lane is our kind of Angel. Get it? cuz..Charlie's Angels? Eh? (FreakshowPlanet)



Why Men Always Quote Movies (The Campus Throne)



Playboy's Nikki Gentry...getry disrobes in front of the fire (z0d)



Zach Galifianakis Drops By The Set and Shaves his Beard (Dave and Thomas)



Kayden Kross is a Kross between beautiful and super-beautiful (Dailyniner)



101 Observations About the 82nd Annual Academy Awards (FunnyCrave)



The Story Behind the Crazy Kanye Lady (Film Drunk)



A Town Called Panic (atom)



Top 5 Buzzer Beaters This Week in NCAA Hoops [Vids] (Ball Hype)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that you have to seduce mentally challenged young girls in order to get laid. Sad. So so sad)

Saaaay, did you see BRAD PAISLEY fall on his face the other day?



He's not injured (well, thank GOD for that)... just seriously embarrassed.

In 1992, Juliette Lewis is nominated for an Oscar...



Now, she's singing AC/DC covers at a pre-Oscars party. Meh, let's go look at her boobies

If you don't know who Jaime Hammer is...you've probably been in a cave for the last few years:



Because, you know... Jaime Hammer has been on the cover of almost EVERY mens magazines.

Speaking of Sexy-as-hell Twistys babes... say hi to Sydney Moon:



She's blond. She's busty. Her underwear is itchy. It's got to come off. Poor gal.

Everyone say "Herro" to busty cutie Annie Lee!



If this is a little too tame, then check out the uncensored pics and videos of Annie Lee... because she's a dirty dirty little lady.

Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:







CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handy

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Wednesday Links: Happy First Hump Day of 2010, Drunk Bus Driver and Screaming Kids, Rock Climbing Close Call, LEMMY: The Movie, Busty Babes Jaime Hammer, Bobbi Billard

It's the first hump-day of 2010, everyone is back at work, and the secretary down the hall is looking quite fetching

Whatcha waiting for, dummy? she's not sitting like that because she's asking you for the time. Secretaries have needs too, dammit!

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Just another day on the school bus...

Rolling backwards over mailboxes, into a ditch, with a dozen screaming kids. Yeah.

This rock climbing video will serve as incentive for all fat lazy bastards to STAY ON THE COUCH:

Falling rocks and shit. Helllls no, we won't go!

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(but your breath is, so brush your teeth, yuck-mouth)

PENTHOUSE sex columnist tells you how boys and girls how to stay fit. (MuscleSorority)

Mariah Carey drunk acceptance speech.
(Drunken Stepfather)

Jessica Jaymes is Just Juicy. Her boobs are, that is. (z0d)

2010 BCS Bowl Preview (Bullz-Eye)

Heather Vandeven and the luckiest front wedgie ever (Daily Niner)

Faceplant Off Truck (Break)

Angel Cassidy! We can see up your skirt... but we think you wanted us to (FreakshowPlanet)

PWN'D support group (CollegeHumor)

Remote Controlled Cooler: When You're Too Lazy to Walk to the Fridge (The Bachelor Guy)

Stay Away From YouTube Today (Heavy)

Saruman The White Makes A Metal Concept Album (GammaSquad)

10 Fictional Sporting Events We’d Pay Good Money to Attend (FunnyCrave)

20 Stupid Star Wars Character Names (Gunaxin)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you think your grudge-holding skills could win you a Nobel Prize. If the Swedes gave those out, that is.)

We think busty blond Bobbi Billard/a> has ashy skin. She's using so much lotion:

Oh, wait...shit. We get it. She LOVES the lotion and the slippery things she can do with it...and we love her for it.

Lusty, leggy, and busty Jaime Hammer is wearing a see-through pink bikini.

Why even bother with clothing at this point? she spends enough time naked feeling herself up as it is. Just go bikini-less next time, honey.

From leggy models to LEMMY MOTÖRHEAD frontman Lemmy Kilmister is the focus of an upcoming documentary:

If you don't see this movie, you should be beaten with Lemmy's boil. It's going to debut at SXSW in Austin, Texas this March.

Wanda from FOUNDRY CAMS is welcoming in the New Year with some tunes from our buddies in DIRTFEDD.

CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH WONDERFUL WANDA

Take a break from hitting on the lonely MILF next door, and recap what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:

LEMMY: The Movie - Teaser Trailer
Jaime Hammer In a See-Through Pink Bikini
Caught On Video: Mountain Hiking Close Call
Bobbi Billard Rubs Lotion All Over Her Body
Drunk School Bus Driver takes kids on a Bumpy Ride
Carol Goldnerova Bails on Her Blue Bra

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