Chicken vs. F-35, AVENGERS Teaser, Amy Winehouse is Sexy and Fancy, WASP in Spain, The CULT in Holland, Veronique gets Felt up, Zuzana is Sunbathing Nude

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Almost as terrible as your breath, clothes and hairline. It's a trifecta of 'Awful' Poolboy!)

The engineers at Lockheed Martin have discovered the most expensive and inefficient way to make Chicken Salad:

Firing raw chickens into the Canopy of an F-35. Mmmm...chicken.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

This 30-second teaser trailer for THE AVENGERS is going to make some geeks cream their pants, and some could give two shits:

It's not coming out until May 2012, so get some videos and catch up on your Avengers history... and hope the movie isn't mind-numbingly stupid.

Amy Winehouse is Sexy AND Fancy (WWTDD)


Whose occasionally-sexy rump is in Vogue UK? (Drunken Stepfather)

Hmm, do we give this one away? or do we drop hints like 'Twiggy' 'Cocaine habit' and 'A Rolling stone gathers no'... Hmm, that last one probably gave too much away.

Getting laid is just as easy as showering (The Campus Socialite)

Follow this guide to become the next Stephenie Meyer (UPROXX)

Alexis Ford has the Cadillac of Hineys (Freakshow Planet)

Bullz-Eye's 2010 Summer TCA Press Tour Blog (Bullz-Eye)

30 Animals Drinking Alcohol (Banned In Hollywood)

Shay Laren is going to throw out her back playing Tennis without a shirt like that (Dailyniner)

Martin Loofah King (Dave and Thomas)

Danielle and Maye are playing 'bad student / badder teacher' (z0d)


I'M SORRY:
(So sorry you have yet to develop a skill set beyond that of a shit-shoveler)

WOW. Time is indeed a BITCH. Blackie Lawless from W.A.S.P. is looking more and more like a bullfrog with every passing year:

Despite his amphibian appearance, Blackie still holds it together live... or he's lip-syncing. Ah-Booo.

As long as we're honoring old farts, THE CULT has a new single on iTunes... and they broke it out LIVE in Holland:

Apparently Ian Astbury is tired of dressing up like Jim Morrison and playing with reeeeeeeally old farts.

aaaand from rock, we move to RACKS!

How is it that a busty Czech babe like Veronique/Dominno can get groped on a bus and NO ONE gets arrested or killed?

as if that's not enough, She winds up blowing the guy in the bathroom...and yes, we believe everything we read on the internet.

Zuzana Z. likes to sunbathe naked:

That is all. Zuzana. Sunbathing. Naked. Masturbating. Clickity-Click-Click-Boom.

Holy. Moley. Our Italian a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS girl Dannie Gee or Danni G did a great job tearing up and re-working our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt, and shaking her ass to "Kick in The Teeth" by PAPA ROACH from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:


Pick yourself up off the floor, wipe the drool off your chest...and then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Danni Gee/Danni G LIVE...and NUUUUDE (uh, yeah...we mean HER. Not you)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

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Tuesday Links: Cheap Motel Lovin', Asians Doing Walken, New Music Reviews, Lots O' Links, Robbie Maddison has some moves, Your Mom Doesn't, Dyanna Lauren and Suzie Carina Show off Their Boobs

Hmm. Tuesday. What to do? Why not spend some time with a cute co-worker in a classy joint?

This torrid affair brought to you by the people who promote torrid affairs.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Asians doing Christopher Walken? Oh yeah.


Some Good. Some Bad. ALL Walken.

That's Not-So Terrible:
(But your lousy mouth could use a beatdown, so lighten up, Chester)

Lisa Rinna might have fish lips, but she's got a jacked body (Lisa Rinna's always had a nice mug though)

Billy Raise will make something in your shorts rise (glam0ur)

35lbs is Gangsta!

Becks & Posh sell you underwear: The video version

Julia Crown and her Round Boobs...in a hammock (Daily Niner)

10 Things We'd Do With All that Stimulus Money

The Bucci Twins will make you go... Umm, yeah (Bullz-Eye)

Jessica Mitchell the one-legged hottie blogger (Don Chavez)

TOP 15 MAGIC BABES FROM MOVIES & TV

Shaman: Spirits Underneath (featuring the Sklar Bros)

Results of a nationwide sexual activity and satisfaction survey (The Bachelor Guy)

A Collection of Animals Getting Drunk (AfroJacks)

NEW MUSIC REVIEWS: Thanks to our crack staff of crackpots, we have a great big pile o' opinionated niceness in the MUSIC REVIEW SECTION:

UNSUN - The End Of Life
GOTTHARD - Domino Effect
WARREL DANE - Praises to the War Machine
FLOBOTS - Fight With Tools
ELUVEITIE - Slania
CRYPTOPSY - The Unspoken King
GODHEAD - At The Edge Of The World
ARSIS - We Are The Nightmare

I'M SORRY:
(Very sorry that you have ZERO social skills and that you'll die alone and broke)

Busty blonde Dyanna Lauren did a li'l shoot for our friends at Aziani Xposed:

A gal has to change her clothes SOMEWHERE, right?

As long as the girlies are getting nekkid, Suzie Carina has something she wants to show you:

She's shy at first... but not for long.

From Boobs to bikes, check out what daredevil Robbie Maddison did with a dirt bike:

Backflip over the Thames river? No sweat, mister.

Keeping on the bike tip, you KNOW this isn't going to end well...


Don't let your mom ride a dirt bike. Even if you DO like her.

Ashleigh, Korin, and Emily from FOUNDRY CAMS sent us some great video in their official FoundryMusic Tees. Dan, Blitz, and the guys in THE CURSED sent us "Best Of The Worst"...so we slapped 'em together:



CLICK ASHLEIGH's ASSETS AND SEE THE GIRLS GO!

when you stop salivating, take your free hand and click on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Ashleigh, Korin, and Emily now!

When you get done messing around with your best friend's wife stop on over to the MEDIA SECTION:

Suzie Carina Topless in the Curtains
Middle Aged Woman on a Dirt Bike
Dyanna Lauren Changes Clothes In The Parking Garage
Asians Doing Christopher Walken Impressions
Leslie Leah Shower Scene in 'Time Of Fear'
Robbie Maddison Backflips over Tower Bridge

 

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Monday Links: Wedding Bells and Tattoos, Rampage and The Ring Girl, W.A.S.P and RATT live footage, Jana Defi and Violet show off their boobs

It's a marvelous Monday, isn't it? OK, well for some of you maybe it isn't. Check out the new ink:

Got the wife's initials tattooed on the ring finger. Forver and ever, you know. Meet the Mrs, everybuddy.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Oh Rampage Jackson, you silly goose.


The nice folks at CagePotato.com send Heather Nichols to interview you and you dry humped her. Hats off to you, sir!

That's Not-So Terrible:
(But your lousy mouth could use a beatdown, so lighten up, Chester)

Katy Perry is Rockin' the Bikini Wedgie (Drunken Stepfather)

Amanda and her Bulbous Boobies (z0d)

How to Hack Flash Games (LinkDork)

Watchmen Deleted Scene – Hollis Mason’s Death

Alexis Love has a Lovely Naked Body (Daily Niner)

New Facebook Craze – The Lying Down Game

Chad Ochocinco Gets Face Tattoos

Super Awesome Ridiculous Insurance Commercial

5 Movies That Cause Grown Men to Choke Back Tears

How To Pose Like an Asian (I Heart Chaos)

The Gratuitous Hot Chicks and Beers Collection

I'M SORRY:
(Very sorry that you have ZERO social skills and that you'll die alone and broke)

One of our favorite busty babes Jana Defi has shown off her 32G boobs all over the web:

Here's about four minutes of her amazing bosoms. Yeah, you're welcome.

While we're on the subject of boobs... remember Violet from FOUNDRY CAMS? Well she has her own totally-nude site now:

Yes. We said Totally Nude. Violet Rawks.

From racks, we move to rock...and our friends in RATT playing in Michigan:

Lay it Down, indeed, fellas.

Keeping on with the rock topic, we say howdy to Blackie Lawless and the boys in W.A.S.P. playing out in Munich:

Blackie Lawless still looks possessed, doesn't he?.

Ashleigh, Korin, and Emily from FOUNDRY CAMS sent us some great video in their official FoundryMusic Tees. Dan, Blitz, and the guys in THE CURSED sent us "Best Of The Worst"...so we slapped 'em together:



CLICK ASHLEIGH's ASSETS AND SEE THE GIRLS GO!

when you stop salivating, take your free hand and click on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Ashleigh, Korin, and Emily now!

When you get done messing around with your best friend's wife stop on over to the MEDIA SECTION:

Nikki Sims Gives Herself a Sponge Bath in the Kitchen
RATT: 'Lay It Down' LIVE at the Stars & Stripes Festival
Busty Jana Defi Topless Compilation
W.A.S.P. - 'Wild Child' LIVE in Munich
Violet Gets Very Naked on Cam
Rampage Jackson Dry Humps Heather Nichols

 

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