Chicken vs. F-35, AVENGERS Teaser, Amy Winehouse is Sexy and Fancy, WASP in Spain, The CULT in Holland, Veronique gets Felt up, Zuzana is Sunbathing Nude

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Almost as terrible as your breath, clothes and hairline. It's a trifecta of 'Awful' Poolboy!)

The engineers at Lockheed Martin have discovered the most expensive and inefficient way to make Chicken Salad:

Firing raw chickens into the Canopy of an F-35. Mmmm...chicken.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

This 30-second teaser trailer for THE AVENGERS is going to make some geeks cream their pants, and some could give two shits:

It's not coming out until May 2012, so get some videos and catch up on your Avengers history... and hope the movie isn't mind-numbingly stupid.

Amy Winehouse is Sexy AND Fancy (WWTDD)


Whose occasionally-sexy rump is in Vogue UK? (Drunken Stepfather)

Hmm, do we give this one away? or do we drop hints like 'Twiggy' 'Cocaine habit' and 'A Rolling stone gathers no'... Hmm, that last one probably gave too much away.

Getting laid is just as easy as showering (The Campus Socialite)

Follow this guide to become the next Stephenie Meyer (UPROXX)

Alexis Ford has the Cadillac of Hineys (Freakshow Planet)

Bullz-Eye's 2010 Summer TCA Press Tour Blog (Bullz-Eye)

30 Animals Drinking Alcohol (Banned In Hollywood)

Shay Laren is going to throw out her back playing Tennis without a shirt like that (Dailyniner)

Martin Loofah King (Dave and Thomas)

Danielle and Maye are playing 'bad student / badder teacher' (z0d)


I'M SORRY:
(So sorry you have yet to develop a skill set beyond that of a shit-shoveler)

WOW. Time is indeed a BITCH. Blackie Lawless from W.A.S.P. is looking more and more like a bullfrog with every passing year:

Despite his amphibian appearance, Blackie still holds it together live... or he's lip-syncing. Ah-Booo.

As long as we're honoring old farts, THE CULT has a new single on iTunes... and they broke it out LIVE in Holland:

Apparently Ian Astbury is tired of dressing up like Jim Morrison and playing with reeeeeeeally old farts.

aaaand from rock, we move to RACKS!

How is it that a busty Czech babe like Veronique/Dominno can get groped on a bus and NO ONE gets arrested or killed?

as if that's not enough, She winds up blowing the guy in the bathroom...and yes, we believe everything we read on the internet.

Zuzana Z. likes to sunbathe naked:

That is all. Zuzana. Sunbathing. Naked. Masturbating. Clickity-Click-Click-Boom.

Holy. Moley. Our Italian a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS girl Dannie Gee or Danni G did a great job tearing up and re-working our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt, and shaking her ass to "Kick in The Teeth" by PAPA ROACH from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:


Pick yourself up off the floor, wipe the drool off your chest...and then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Danni Gee/Danni G LIVE...and NUUUUDE (uh, yeah...we mean HER. Not you)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

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Tuesday Links: Ferrari in a Gravel trap, METALLICA live in New York City, W.A.S.P. live in Romania, Link Love, Busty Hotness Monica Leigh, Kimberly Wi

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Apparently, being the CEO of Ferrari doesn't require actually being able to DRIVE a Ferrari:




That's CEO Luca di Montezemolo driving a new California into a gravel trap.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(Your breath, however, smells like stale beer. Brush those teeth, idiot.)




Whose cellulite-ridden legs are these?(Drunken Stepfather)



Jai Angel is just holding her boobs in place (Gorillamask)



Girl Next Door: Jaime Young (Bullz-Eye)



Jayme Langford is totally laying on a couch... totally naked (Daily Niner)



PENTHOUSE Pet Andi Sue Irwin is Awesome...and Naked. (Freakshow Planet)



23 Understandably Depressed NFL Fans (FunnyCrave)



Vintage Video of Shaq in High School (BallHype)



101 Signs You Might Be Evil (FunnyCrave)



10 of the best speed painting videos you will ever see (Epic Carnival)



Need A Second Chance? Call Mike Brown (Yep Yep)



The $250,000 Double Bird (With Leather)



Nine: So This Perfume Commercial is going to win an Oscar? (FilmDrunk)



Uncharted 2: Among Thieves - Review (Gear Patrol)



Paranormal Activity: The Deleted Scenes (College Humor)



Marissa Tomei at some Red Carpet Event (Cougar Patrol)

WHOA! Hold on...COUGAR? Check THIS out, slim.



What are you waiting for, bub....Get on that shit, now!



I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that you don't have anything other than laundry to cling to. Chop Chop, pool boy!)

Sultry PLAYBOY Playmate Monica Leigh is getting naked in the shower:



but she's not showering... What gives? Oh, Oh. Wait. We get it.

Perky Penthouse Pet Kimberly Williams doesn't like tight clothing:



Quite frankly, we think she has an issue with ALL clothing. Away with you, vile underwear!

...and from boobies to bands, we take a look at METALLICA - who are on tour now:



"Last Caress" live at Madison Square Garden, mawfugger!

Once again, because we're oddly-obsessed, here's W.A.S.P. LIVE... in...Romainia:



WHY do we keep posting W.A.S.P. videos? WHY?!?!?!?

Once again, we turn our attention to Gisele, who you all have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS VIDEOS:



We gave her a Grr Shirt. The guys in SLAUGHTERHOUSE and Koch Records gave us "The One".



GISELE's SHIRT DOESN'T STAY ON FOR LONG... CLICK IT!!!

(and now to recap... for the folks with really low IQ's - us included)

Once you get done mounting sexy older women who you meet in chat rooms, head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:



W.A.S.P. - Crazy LIVE in Romania

Kimberly Williiams Busts Out Of Her Bra and Panties

Ferrari CEO Gets New California Stuck in Track Gravel Pit

PLAYBOY Playmate Monica Leigh in the Shower

METALLICA: Last Caress LIVE In New York City

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Thursday Links: MILF affairs and the Dancing Bear, Cyclist Rolls Through Finish Line, Lots of link Love, W.A.S.P and Madonna in Bulgaria, Busty Babes Carlie Christine, Terry Nova, Brea Lynn

Your friend's hot mom is posting lingerie pics of herself online and posting her profile online:

This MILF in lingerie is brought to you by the people who encourage affairs with MILFs. And you thought the Red Cross did good work...

If YOU don't get the job done...then the Dancing Bear is going to...

You didn't think all those cougars stayed HOME on weeknights, did you?

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Apparently ROLLING through the finish line DOES count in bicycle races:

It is a bit taxing on the knees though.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your constant negativity is, so keep your ugly mouth shut)

Elizabeth Berkley Cares about Starving Kids Apparentl (Drunken Stepfather) - She also cares about showing her boobs and ass off on film.

Brittany and her Hot Friend are Babelicious (z0d)

Patton Oswalt Interview (Bullz-Eye)

Georgia Jones has a Pearl Necklace...and it's so not what you think (Daily Niner)

What Our Internet Comments Will Say About Us In the Future? (Funny Crave)

A photoessay: A Night to Remember at the Fisher Price Little People Barnyard (Blog of Hilarity)

JAY Z's Rhapsody Commercial (The Rap Up)

Rachel Sullivan Drops her Bikini Top...Accidentally We assume (Freakshow Planet)

Mudflat Olympics -- Germans Like It Dirty (Asylum)

Ten Disturbing (Yet Funny) YouTube Lip Sync Videos (Gunaxin)

Worst Yet Most Awesome Political Speech Ever (Apoliticus)

Danny DeVito's Naked Ass Climbs Out of A Couch (TastyBooze)

The Hulk Responds to the Disney/Marvel Merger (Comics Alliance)

A Flowchart To Determine What Will Happen at Your Labor Day Barbecue (Holy Taco)

We're Not Worthy - Bow Before Ron Jeremy (College Humor)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you'll never bang anything even remotely good-looking without paying for it)

This sexy piece of PLAYBOY ass is Carlie Christine:

She's 21, she's from Sacramento, she's got big boobs... and umm, what were we saying?

Speaking of big boobs, Terry Nova has more than she can handle:

Seriously, they're falling out of her hands. How DOES this woman stand up?

From Boobs, we move to bands, Mr Blackie Lawless and W.A.S.P. who blew the roof off Bulgaria:

The band's new disc comes out in October, and yeah... we know Bulgaria doesn't really have a roof...the venue probably did though.

Speaking of Bulgaria, What's with the fainting, Madonna?

You don't see Blackie Lawless fainting on stage, do ya? Come on... man up, Madonna.

Aaaand back to boobies with Brea Lynn and her pierced nips:

What is it about Brea that's so cute? Oh yeah...the whole 'exposed boobies' thing. Right

From Boobies to Booties, we once again look to the FOUNDRY CAMS girls, and Maiya, Cameron, Delilah, Vikki, Nyli, Brooke, Xesca, Coco, Sweet Victoria, and Paige and their amazing asses in this booty-shaking compilation:

CLICK ON THE WHOOTY, DAMMIT!

(and now to recap... for the people with short attention spans. US included.)

Take five from boning your best friend's wife and check what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

W.A.S.P. - 'LOVE Machine' LIVE in Bulgaria
Terry Nova Shakes Her Enormous Boobs
Cyclist Tumbles Through Finish Line
Brea Lynn and Her Pierced Nips
Unruly Brit Gets Knocked Out in a Bangkok Bar
Carlie Christine PLAYBOY photo Shoot
MADONNA Faints On Stage In Bulgaria?

 

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Tuesday Links: Cheap Motel Lovin', Asians Doing Walken, New Music Reviews, Lots O' Links, Robbie Maddison has some moves, Your Mom Doesn't, Dyanna Lauren and Suzie Carina Show off Their Boobs

Hmm. Tuesday. What to do? Why not spend some time with a cute co-worker in a classy joint?

This torrid affair brought to you by the people who promote torrid affairs.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Asians doing Christopher Walken? Oh yeah.


Some Good. Some Bad. ALL Walken.

That's Not-So Terrible:
(But your lousy mouth could use a beatdown, so lighten up, Chester)

Lisa Rinna might have fish lips, but she's got a jacked body (Lisa Rinna's always had a nice mug though)

Billy Raise will make something in your shorts rise (glam0ur)

35lbs is Gangsta!

Becks & Posh sell you underwear: The video version

Julia Crown and her Round Boobs...in a hammock (Daily Niner)

10 Things We'd Do With All that Stimulus Money

The Bucci Twins will make you go... Umm, yeah (Bullz-Eye)

Jessica Mitchell the one-legged hottie blogger (Don Chavez)

TOP 15 MAGIC BABES FROM MOVIES & TV

Shaman: Spirits Underneath (featuring the Sklar Bros)

Results of a nationwide sexual activity and satisfaction survey (The Bachelor Guy)

A Collection of Animals Getting Drunk (AfroJacks)

NEW MUSIC REVIEWS: Thanks to our crack staff of crackpots, we have a great big pile o' opinionated niceness in the MUSIC REVIEW SECTION:

UNSUN - The End Of Life
GOTTHARD - Domino Effect
WARREL DANE - Praises to the War Machine
FLOBOTS - Fight With Tools
ELUVEITIE - Slania
CRYPTOPSY - The Unspoken King
GODHEAD - At The Edge Of The World
ARSIS - We Are The Nightmare

I'M SORRY:
(Very sorry that you have ZERO social skills and that you'll die alone and broke)

Busty blonde Dyanna Lauren did a li'l shoot for our friends at Aziani Xposed:

A gal has to change her clothes SOMEWHERE, right?

As long as the girlies are getting nekkid, Suzie Carina has something she wants to show you:

She's shy at first... but not for long.

From Boobs to bikes, check out what daredevil Robbie Maddison did with a dirt bike:

Backflip over the Thames river? No sweat, mister.

Keeping on the bike tip, you KNOW this isn't going to end well...


Don't let your mom ride a dirt bike. Even if you DO like her.

Ashleigh, Korin, and Emily from FOUNDRY CAMS sent us some great video in their official FoundryMusic Tees. Dan, Blitz, and the guys in THE CURSED sent us "Best Of The Worst"...so we slapped 'em together:



CLICK ASHLEIGH's ASSETS AND SEE THE GIRLS GO!

when you stop salivating, take your free hand and click on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Ashleigh, Korin, and Emily now!

When you get done messing around with your best friend's wife stop on over to the MEDIA SECTION:

Suzie Carina Topless in the Curtains
Middle Aged Woman on a Dirt Bike
Dyanna Lauren Changes Clothes In The Parking Garage
Asians Doing Christopher Walken Impressions
Leslie Leah Shower Scene in 'Time Of Fear'
Robbie Maddison Backflips over Tower Bridge

 

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Monday Links: Wedding Bells and Tattoos, Rampage and The Ring Girl, W.A.S.P and RATT live footage, Jana Defi and Violet show off their boobs

It's a marvelous Monday, isn't it? OK, well for some of you maybe it isn't. Check out the new ink:

Got the wife's initials tattooed on the ring finger. Forver and ever, you know. Meet the Mrs, everybuddy.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Oh Rampage Jackson, you silly goose.


The nice folks at CagePotato.com send Heather Nichols to interview you and you dry humped her. Hats off to you, sir!

That's Not-So Terrible:
(But your lousy mouth could use a beatdown, so lighten up, Chester)

Katy Perry is Rockin' the Bikini Wedgie (Drunken Stepfather)

Amanda and her Bulbous Boobies (z0d)

How to Hack Flash Games (LinkDork)

Watchmen Deleted Scene – Hollis Mason’s Death

Alexis Love has a Lovely Naked Body (Daily Niner)

New Facebook Craze – The Lying Down Game

Chad Ochocinco Gets Face Tattoos

Super Awesome Ridiculous Insurance Commercial

5 Movies That Cause Grown Men to Choke Back Tears

How To Pose Like an Asian (I Heart Chaos)

The Gratuitous Hot Chicks and Beers Collection

I'M SORRY:
(Very sorry that you have ZERO social skills and that you'll die alone and broke)

One of our favorite busty babes Jana Defi has shown off her 32G boobs all over the web:

Here's about four minutes of her amazing bosoms. Yeah, you're welcome.

While we're on the subject of boobs... remember Violet from FOUNDRY CAMS? Well she has her own totally-nude site now:

Yes. We said Totally Nude. Violet Rawks.

From racks, we move to rock...and our friends in RATT playing in Michigan:

Lay it Down, indeed, fellas.

Keeping on with the rock topic, we say howdy to Blackie Lawless and the boys in W.A.S.P. playing out in Munich:

Blackie Lawless still looks possessed, doesn't he?.

Ashleigh, Korin, and Emily from FOUNDRY CAMS sent us some great video in their official FoundryMusic Tees. Dan, Blitz, and the guys in THE CURSED sent us "Best Of The Worst"...so we slapped 'em together:



CLICK ASHLEIGH's ASSETS AND SEE THE GIRLS GO!

when you stop salivating, take your free hand and click on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Ashleigh, Korin, and Emily now!

When you get done messing around with your best friend's wife stop on over to the MEDIA SECTION:

Nikki Sims Gives Herself a Sponge Bath in the Kitchen
RATT: 'Lay It Down' LIVE at the Stars & Stripes Festival
Busty Jana Defi Topless Compilation
W.A.S.P. - 'Wild Child' LIVE in Munich
Violet Gets Very Naked on Cam
Rampage Jackson Dry Humps Heather Nichols

 

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