MILF looking for a friend, Drunkard gets Racial (kind of), Drifing and Crashing in Russia, Ass in Leggings, Red Band PAUL trailer, SOILWORK's new video, CINDERELLA in Sweden, Brianna Frost

Your mom is taking provocative photos of herself...again. Can't say we don't mind.

You see, your mom's been on the market for a while...looking for a 'friend with benefits'...and we don't mean health insurance.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(So is your face. Stop breaking mirrors, assface)

Stand back, folks... this drunkard is about to get all racial!

If only he could REMEMBER what 'racial' means. Last time we checked, the word 'Kerosene' didn't fall under the guidelines of racist terminology.

Thank GOD for dashboard-mounted cameras...

Honestly, how else would we get to see horrific highway accidents up close and personal -- like this one in Russia.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(unlike your contribution to society, waste of space)


Ass in Leggings! Ass in Leggings! Ass in Leggings! Yeah. So? (Drunken Stepfather)

OK, how do we give away a hint for this one? blah blah blabbity blah... CHLOE...blabbity blah blah blah


Nessa Is Nice and Naked and Showing off her Naughty Bits (FreakShow Planet)

Car Review: 2011 Nissan Xterra (Bullz-Eye)

What kind of a name is XLCR MOON, anyway? We have no clue and we can't pronounce it (z0d)

Brigitte Anne is blonde, beautiful and showing off her Boobies. BRAVO. (Daily Niner)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only friend you have is that bottle of Jack you cozy up to every night.)

Swedish power metal group SOILWORK is getting all mellow in their old age:

... oh wait, we were thinking of Johnny Mathis. Common mistake. SOILWORK still sounds like a fist to the face... several times.

If Tom Keifer from CINDERELLA wants to sing any higher, he's going to have to put his nuts in a vise:

We thought it was 'vice'... then we realized that he can't really put his nuts into cigarettes or alcohol... get it? Vice? Eh, we finally do.

...and we finally broke down and watched the Red Band Trailer for the movie PAUL:

NOW we understand why it's supposed to be so funny. Any movie that references "Alien Balls" this much has GOT to be funny.

From Bands and Big Ass Movies, we move along to... ok, we get it... BOOTY! *blows party horn*

What is Caroline Pierce doing in a movie called BIG WET ASSES?

Here's a hint, Chester. She's not baking banana bread.

The lovely and talented Brianna Frost, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos is lotioning up her chest:

She must have very ashy skin, because why else would a gal rub so much lotion on herself?? Oh. Ah. Wait a moment. We get it now.

Speaking of FOUNDRY CAMS... let's lookee here...

If Emma Ink looks familiar, that's because she's been in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips before (these girls change their names like they're changing their panties, for crying out loud). She's tattooed up and would be the perfect trophy to add to the back of your motorcycle... if you're into that kind of thing. Thanks to our friends in FURNAZE for the friendly music.
Thanks to Jon for the editing, as always.

Watch the vid. Get all excited... then get yourself on over to Emma-Ink.com and watch Emma LIVE, on webcam, getting naked and dirty just for you. (and we do mean JUST for you, because she'll do the private VIP thing if you want)




...and that, friends... is how we say "Beat it, monkeybrain"

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Motorized Couch, Alicia & Mocha on RateMyWOW, Drew Barrymore Doggy Style, Marisa Miller in FHM, SOILWORK and ROB ZOMBIE videos, SUCKER PUNCH Trailer, Gisele, Tyler Faith, and Teen Kasia are all sans-clothes

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(But not half as bad as your people skills)

If driving a motorized couch to class is wrong...

Then we don't want to be right...

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of MOCHA DELIGHT and ALICIA ANDREWS:


RateMyWOW: MOCHA DELIGHT
RateMyWOW: ALICIA ANDREWS

Marisa Miller is in FHM (the UK version). That Is All. (WWTDD)

...and because we CAN... Marisa Miller is Sans-Clothes Quite often. Well, scantily-clad at least.


Drew Barrymore Doggy Style in ELLE (Drunken Stepfather)

JEEZ, where have we been? did you know Drew got naked this much? You did? Oh, OK. We stink then.
25 Smokin’ Hot Moments In Fire Fail (Banned In Hollywood)

Jodie Starr is a bright, blond, busty, shining... bimbo. see, and you thought we were gonna say 'star' (Freakshow Planet)

Bullz-Eye.com Featured Model: Penny Mathis (Bullz-Eye)

Tire Slashing Scorned Wife (The Smoking Jacket)

Juelz and Jasmine are two busty brunettes who are awfully friendly (Dailyniner)

Comic-Con 2010: Slave Leia Cosplay Photo Essay (FilmDrunk)

Worlds Most Awkward Fist Fight (The Campus Socialite)

Roxanna is Debating whether or not to show you her cooch. It's a short argument (z0d)

Olivia Munn's Goat Impression Could Use Some Work (TV Squad)


I'M SORRY:
(but not half as sorry as you're going to be when you realize you have no marketable skills)

Screw NASA and their space exploration ROB ZOMBIE says "Mars Needs Women":

See what we did there? We took the song title and worked it into the headline...and ...echh.

Not only are the Swedes responsible for the Nobel Prize, but they're also behind the creepiest fucking music video we have ever seen, courtesy of SOILWORK:

The band's new album The Panic Broadcast just got released, with some killer packaging, we might add.

from tremendous riffs to movie trailers...

Zack Synder, the man behind those red-caped Spartans in '300' just released the first teaser for next year's SUCKER PUNCH:

Snyder has described the film as "Alice in Wonderland with machine guns"... We couldn't have said it better.

from Movies to MILFs...

Our blond busty friend Tyler Faith can't keep her hands off herself:

In fact Tyler pulls her bra off like it's on fire... you know, because she's impatient.

School girl videos are inherently naughty, but Teen Kasia's touchy-feely school Girl clip is EXTRA dirty:

Why? Because she's Polish, and barely speaks any English, so who knows what trickery is going on behind that camera?

The beautiful Gisele, who you have seen in many FOUNDRY CAMS music videos as well as on her own site Got Gisele, just can't keep her clothes on:

Not that we'd ever object, of course, because Gisele is the kind of gal who looks great naked, you know?

Holy. Moley. Our Italian a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS girl Dannie Gee or Danni G did a great job tearing up and re-working our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt, and shaking her ass to "Kick in The Teeth" by PAPA ROACH from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:


Pick yourself up off the floor, wipe the drool off your chest...and then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Danni Gee/Danni G LIVE...and NUUUUDE (uh, yeah...we mean HER. Not you)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.