Drunk Russian Lady in Garbage, Ted Williams Auto-Tuned, Winona Ryder's Cleavage, Nikki Sixx's New Book, Steven Tyler & Jimmy Fallon, Heather Summers sucks at Sudoku

Someone better tell this gal she forgot to put a shirt on:

Ah, wait... it's intentional. she must be one of them 'promiscuous' types...we never seem to get enough of them.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Baby it's cold outside...but you don't have to worry because you weigh 300 lbs)

what's that noise coming from the garbage chute?

Oh nothing. It's just a sobbing drunk Russian lady. Warning: Ugly Russian breast ahead.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(but your general state of health IS...)

Golden-voiced Ted Williams loves his Mommy evidently:

Thanks to our pal Dru Boogie for this amazing auto-tuned remix.

Because we're mean-spirited... we give you... Winona Ryder's cleavage! (Drunken Stepfather)

and because we're good-natured...here's Winona Ryder's naked body.. of course, depending on who you are, this could also go under 'mean-spirited'.

Eight Legendary Drinking Binges that Only Celebrities Could Have Gotten Away With (The Smoking Jacket)

Jenna is wearing shoes with heels SO big, you have to wonder how she doesn't knock herself out with 'em (FreakShow Planet)

Ten QB-needy teams that passed on Aaron Rodgers in the 2005 draft (Scores Report)

Kristen Bennet is the kind of topless brunette in pink panties you can bring home to Momma (Dailyniner)

Nella Jay has awful argyle socks. Thank God she looks great topless, because those socks are really distracting (z0d)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you can't eat frosting for every meal, tubb-o)

Nikki Sixx has a new book coming out called This Is Gonna Hurt: Music, Photography and Life Through the Distorted Lens of Nikki Sixx and SIXX A.M. is releasing an album to go along with it:

Nikki likes taking photographs of wheelchair-bound transsexuals, apparently. Yeah, but who doesn't? Amiright? Amiright?

Steven Tyler (sans AEROSMITH) went on Jimmy Fallon's show the other night to promote his gig as a judge on American Idol, and wound up performing "Walk this Way" with Fallon and THE ROOTS:

... and the song sounded exactly the same. AEROSMITH? Wait, who? When? What?

From kinda smart musicians to kinda dumb blondes...

Heather Summers kinda sucks at Sudoku:

Thank goodness her boobs are huge, otherwise this would be an enormous waste of time.

Speaking of the boobies which are huge:

19 year-old Czech brunette seems to have been trampled by a small woodland creature:

Look at the paw prints on her stomach! What vile miniature creature could have done such a thing?!?!



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Tuesday Links: Slowest Game of Russian Chicken, Helloween in Lounge Suits, Naked Snooki Pics, Mike Tyson is Graceful, Release the Kraken!!!

Hey-O and Happy Tuesdee! Throw caution to the wind...along with your morals...



Romance, Shmomance... married neglected people need love too!



THAT's TERRIBLE:

Two Russian Drivers play the slowest game of chicken...EVER:




What a pointless use of two tons of automobile. Yech...

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but your perpetural whining is really irritating the shit out of us, so how's about removing your larynx with a spork?)





Prepare to get turned on...who wants naked photos of Snooki? (WWTDD)





Mike Tyson is the least graceful fat guy we know (Drunken Stepfather)



10 of the sexiest movie posters of all-time (Bullz-Eye)



GroundHog Day - The Lost Radio Tapes (Gunaxin)



Tyra Lex is all Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome... with big boobs (z0d)



Were We Always Assholes? (Heavy?)



Shanda Michelle makes her undies go bye-bye (Daily Niner)



12 Seagulls Stealing Ice Cream (ForkParty)



Move on ovah... it's Jana Cova! Eh, boooo.. (FreakshowPlanet)



20 Sexy Female Celebs Who Haven't Aged Well (ManOFest)



Remix: LOST writers need your help (College Humor)

I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that have successfully managed to alienate everyone who has ever tried to help you. Well done, fella!)

Metal dudes in black suits? Hells yeah. It's HELLOWEEN. Say what?



Yup. They're not taking themselves too seriously in the video for "Dr. Stein" from Unarmed: Best Of 25th Anniversary which is out now.

Release the Goddamn KRAKEN, bitches! It's the international trailer for the CLASH OF THE TITANS remake:



More Sam Worthington. More Kraken, mawfugger.

...and now we say hi to supersexy PLAYBOY hotness Victoria Ivanova:



Ukrainian-born, St Louis-raised. Takin' a shower. It's all good, fellers.

Speaking of sexy PLAYBOY bitches, check out Tiffany Ryan and her GI-NORMOUS boobies:



Alabammy-born and all bosoms and hiney. How do you NOT bring this gal home to mom?

Finally, here's beautiful Beth Williams:



She's from a small town in Ohio, and it's the small town girls who are the dirtiest girls Yum Yum give us some o' dat.

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Wednesday Links: Happy Hump Day, Teacher Punches Student, AC/DC: IRON MAN 2 video, PINK vs BEYONCE? Katy Perry's Hiney, Venus Williams Underwear, Kell

Happy Hump Day, boys and girls. How's about humping a married friend?



Keep your marriage in check and add some adventure to your life, whydontcha?



THAT's TERRIBLE:

Screw going to the headmaster's office...




You throw a snowball at a teacher in Belgium, you're gonna get belted, buddy.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but your shitty glare is going to get your neck stepped on, you mousey fuck)





Katy Perry sure does know how to Dress (WWTDD)





Venus Williams and her Brown Underwear (Drunken Stepfather)



Misery Index: Which City Has the Most Depressing Local News (Asylum)



Blast from the Past: Meriah Nelson (Bullz-Eye)



Chanelle and the luckiest tennis racquet ever (z0d)



Squirrel Eats Entire Sandwch (Yep Yep)



Julia Crown is showing off her no-no spot...which makes us say "yes yes!" (Daily Niner)



Italian Dad Stabbed Over Playstation (With Leather)



Nikki Esposito and her Tramp Stamp make us think dirty thoughts (FreakshowPlanet)



5 Inappropriately Sexual Kids Shows (HEAVY)



10 Funniest Tweets During The iPad Unveiling (Comedy)



25 Unique Chocolate Covered Foods (ForkParty)



Meet The Ladies of Cougar Beach! (Cougar Patrol)

whoa, wait a minute... did someone say COUGAR???

Whatcha waiting for??? hook up with a sophisticated older woman now!

I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your an expert marksman in shooting yourself in the foot. Well done!)

Whoa Boy...dancing girls in hot pants and IRON MAN costumes?



It could only be the new AC/DC video for IRON MAN 2. Well, ok... not "Only"...but one of a handful of things.

Uhh, was PINK getting catty with BEYONCE on stage in Liverpool?



We could give a shit. PINK has a nice hiney though.

Blond, super-busty PLAYBOY babe Kelly Princeton is exploding out of her purple bra:



It's what she does after the bra is off that is distracting the hell out of us.

22 year-old Jenna Presley will stop you dead in your tracks:



...and that's just a tease... check out the full, uncut touchy-feely goodness.

The lovely Brooke Williams is one of PLAYBOY's Sexy Wives:



We are infinitely jealous of her husband. Lucky fucker.

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Shanelle took the oversized FoundryMusic T-Shirts we sent her, chopped them up, and made a breastacular outfit AND video.






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Tuesday Links: Ferrari in a Gravel trap, METALLICA live in New York City, W.A.S.P. live in Romania, Link Love, Busty Hotness Monica Leigh, Kimberly Wi

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Apparently, being the CEO of Ferrari doesn't require actually being able to DRIVE a Ferrari:




That's CEO Luca di Montezemolo driving a new California into a gravel trap.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(Your breath, however, smells like stale beer. Brush those teeth, idiot.)




Whose cellulite-ridden legs are these?(Drunken Stepfather)



Jai Angel is just holding her boobs in place (Gorillamask)



Girl Next Door: Jaime Young (Bullz-Eye)



Jayme Langford is totally laying on a couch... totally naked (Daily Niner)



PENTHOUSE Pet Andi Sue Irwin is Awesome...and Naked. (Freakshow Planet)



23 Understandably Depressed NFL Fans (FunnyCrave)



Vintage Video of Shaq in High School (BallHype)



101 Signs You Might Be Evil (FunnyCrave)



10 of the best speed painting videos you will ever see (Epic Carnival)



Need A Second Chance? Call Mike Brown (Yep Yep)



The $250,000 Double Bird (With Leather)



Nine: So This Perfume Commercial is going to win an Oscar? (FilmDrunk)



Uncharted 2: Among Thieves - Review (Gear Patrol)



Paranormal Activity: The Deleted Scenes (College Humor)



Marissa Tomei at some Red Carpet Event (Cougar Patrol)

WHOA! Hold on...COUGAR? Check THIS out, slim.



What are you waiting for, bub....Get on that shit, now!



I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that you don't have anything other than laundry to cling to. Chop Chop, pool boy!)

Sultry PLAYBOY Playmate Monica Leigh is getting naked in the shower:



but she's not showering... What gives? Oh, Oh. Wait. We get it.

Perky Penthouse Pet Kimberly Williams doesn't like tight clothing:



Quite frankly, we think she has an issue with ALL clothing. Away with you, vile underwear!

...and from boobies to bands, we take a look at METALLICA - who are on tour now:



"Last Caress" live at Madison Square Garden, mawfugger!

Once again, because we're oddly-obsessed, here's W.A.S.P. LIVE... in...Romainia:



WHY do we keep posting W.A.S.P. videos? WHY?!?!?!?

Once again, we turn our attention to Gisele, who you all have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS VIDEOS:



We gave her a Grr Shirt. The guys in SLAUGHTERHOUSE and Koch Records gave us "The One".



GISELE's SHIRT DOESN'T STAY ON FOR LONG... CLICK IT!!!

(and now to recap... for the folks with really low IQ's - us included)

Once you get done mounting sexy older women who you meet in chat rooms, head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:



W.A.S.P. - Crazy LIVE in Romania

Kimberly Williiams Busts Out Of Her Bra and Panties

Ferrari CEO Gets New California Stuck in Track Gravel Pit

PLAYBOY Playmate Monica Leigh in the Shower

METALLICA: Last Caress LIVE In New York City

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