Hail Storm vs Swimming Pool, Kendra's Sex Tape Cover, Amanda Seyfried's Hiney, RATT in Minnesota, NIGHT RANGER in Nevada, Andie Valentino and Darlene's Brazilian Booty

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Kind of like chili and beer farts, but only worse, because they're coming out of you)

Hail stones the size of baseballs blanketed this Oklahoma City Swimming Pool:


Looks like the damn pool is boiling, doesn't it?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Kendra's Sex Tape Cover ... Revealed! (WWTDD)

Are you sick of hearing about this yet? neither are we. We can't wait until Vivid releases it, because 18 year-old Kendra making the hot-monkey-sex is more intriguing than her reality show.


Amanda Seyfried Needs Makeup (Drunken Stepfather)

Wait! Scratch that check out the boobs on Amanda Seyfried! All is forgiven, honey.

Chris Klein Auditions for 'Mama Mia' - Video (FilmDrunk)

There Is Nothing "Legendary" About Fathering A Child At 21 (The Campus Socialite)

Sexy Brunette Peaches shows off her...Peaches (Freakshow Planet)

10 Lost Characters We Love (and 5 we'd like to vote off the island) (Bullz-Eye)

Lupe Fuentes Licks The Luckiest Lollipop EVER (Dailyniner)

Hollywood Archery Remix (Ego TV)

Finally, A History Of The Wet T-Shirt Contest (UPROXX)

Natasha Has a Nice ass but could stand to eat a sandwich or three (z0d)

Top Ten Fictional Private Eyes (Gunaxin)

The 15 Worst Action Figures Of All Time (SuperTremendous)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry all the breath mints on the planet won't clear up that halitosis of yours)

Our buds in RATT are playing "I Want A Woman":

..for a bunch of guys in Minnesota who want a woman.

Holy Smokes! Is that NIGHT RANGER? Playing in Wendover, Nevada?

Eeeyup. Night Ranger and the people of Wendover have forgotten what year it is.

From bands to broads, here we go...

Beautiful adult starlet Andie Valentino can't seem to keep her clothes on:

That's not all she can't seem to do. Andie can't keep her hands off other women either...you know, cuz she's bisexual.

Bootylicious Brazilian babe Darlene has an ass-tastic ass:

It's big, it's round, it's oiled-up and it's getting pounded by a horny Brazilian dude... That's it! We're moving!

blond bombshell Johanna from MC-NUDES is oiling up her body by the pool:

she's naked. She's oily. She's umm..... what were we saying?

What's this? More fantastic shamless self-promotion?? INDEED!

You know Carmen from her many FOUNDRY CAMS videos and from her solo site - CamWithCarmen. Here's a great clip of her "Unraveling" her clothes to some music by our friends in SEVENDUST:


CLICK THE PIC TO SEE CARMEN STRIP!

Then, when the feeling returns in your arms and legs... chat with Carmen LIVE, one-on-one!

You can also get hundreds of new photos and videos at Carmen's solo site - CamWithCarmen

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Tuesday Links: Ferrari in a Gravel trap, METALLICA live in New York City, W.A.S.P. live in Romania, Link Love, Busty Hotness Monica Leigh, Kimberly Wi

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Apparently, being the CEO of Ferrari doesn't require actually being able to DRIVE a Ferrari:




That's CEO Luca di Montezemolo driving a new California into a gravel trap.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(Your breath, however, smells like stale beer. Brush those teeth, idiot.)




Whose cellulite-ridden legs are these?(Drunken Stepfather)



Jai Angel is just holding her boobs in place (Gorillamask)



Girl Next Door: Jaime Young (Bullz-Eye)



Jayme Langford is totally laying on a couch... totally naked (Daily Niner)



PENTHOUSE Pet Andi Sue Irwin is Awesome...and Naked. (Freakshow Planet)



23 Understandably Depressed NFL Fans (FunnyCrave)



Vintage Video of Shaq in High School (BallHype)



101 Signs You Might Be Evil (FunnyCrave)



10 of the best speed painting videos you will ever see (Epic Carnival)



Need A Second Chance? Call Mike Brown (Yep Yep)



The $250,000 Double Bird (With Leather)



Nine: So This Perfume Commercial is going to win an Oscar? (FilmDrunk)



Uncharted 2: Among Thieves - Review (Gear Patrol)



Paranormal Activity: The Deleted Scenes (College Humor)



Marissa Tomei at some Red Carpet Event (Cougar Patrol)

WHOA! Hold on...COUGAR? Check THIS out, slim.



What are you waiting for, bub....Get on that shit, now!



I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that you don't have anything other than laundry to cling to. Chop Chop, pool boy!)

Sultry PLAYBOY Playmate Monica Leigh is getting naked in the shower:



but she's not showering... What gives? Oh, Oh. Wait. We get it.

Perky Penthouse Pet Kimberly Williams doesn't like tight clothing:



Quite frankly, we think she has an issue with ALL clothing. Away with you, vile underwear!

...and from boobies to bands, we take a look at METALLICA - who are on tour now:



"Last Caress" live at Madison Square Garden, mawfugger!

Once again, because we're oddly-obsessed, here's W.A.S.P. LIVE... in...Romainia:



WHY do we keep posting W.A.S.P. videos? WHY?!?!?!?

Once again, we turn our attention to Gisele, who you all have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS VIDEOS:



We gave her a Grr Shirt. The guys in SLAUGHTERHOUSE and Koch Records gave us "The One".



GISELE's SHIRT DOESN'T STAY ON FOR LONG... CLICK IT!!!

(and now to recap... for the folks with really low IQ's - us included)

Once you get done mounting sexy older women who you meet in chat rooms, head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:



W.A.S.P. - Crazy LIVE in Romania

Kimberly Williiams Busts Out Of Her Bra and Panties

Ferrari CEO Gets New California Stuck in Track Gravel Pit

PLAYBOY Playmate Monica Leigh in the Shower

METALLICA: Last Caress LIVE In New York City

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NEW DVD REVIEWS: DON'T LET DADDY KNOW, BARELY LEGAL BOOT CAMP, NO MAN'S LAND, THOAT GAGGERS, and More!

What happens when you lock up a few reviewers for a week with nothing but adult DVDs, and then ask them to embody the personas of a cow and a salmon? You get some of the most brutally honest DVD reviews you will ever read. Quite frankly, they don't soft soap, and they don't pull any punches... what you read is what you get...even if the crew is writing with farm animals...



Reviews include:



No Man's Land 44: Lipstick Lesbians

Don't Let Daddy Know 5

Barely Legal Boot Camp: Class of '08

Anal Rider

Fucked At Home 2

PENTHOUSE: My Imaginary Life

PENTHOUSE Forum: Sleepover

PENTHOUSE: Just a Girl



Read Our Entire Online DVD Review Archive here!

Jim Norton Gets A Birthday Lap Dance

Jim Norton Gets A Birthday Lap Dance
Video sent by foundrymusic

One of the few surprises that the staff managed to keep a lid on was Jim Norton's birthday lap dance, courtesy of Amie Campbell from the Penthouse Executive Club.

PENTHOUSE DVD REVIEWS ONLINE: Housewives Hunting Housewives, Dirty Little Secrets, Dream Machine, Pillow Talk

It was kind of a dreary weekend in the northeast U.S., so what better way to kill a damp day than watching...then reviewing... a bunch of adult video goodness. Thanks to the fine people at PENTHOUSE, I had a never-ending supply. Some of this week's videos include:



Penthouse Forum: Housewives Hunting Housewives (starring Daisy Marie, Ryder Skye, Amy Ried, Claudia Rossi, and more)



Penthouse Letters: Dirty Little Secrets (starring Moni Michaels, April Blossom, Mikayla, Katarina Kat, Katja Kassin, Isis Love)



Dream Machine (starring Charmane Star, Lexi Belle, Risi Simms, Kayla Synz, Holly West)



Penthouse Variations: Pillow Talk (starring Rachel Roxxx, Victoria Sin, Carly Parker, Brooke Haven, Roxy DeVille)

DO YOU WANT TO BE A FOUNDRYMUSIC REVIEWER??

Remember fellas (and of course, ladies)... if YOU think YOU have the writing skills to review these fine pieces of filmmaking history... and you kind of like the idea of getting big boxes filled with smut... then Email us a Sample review of a video along with all of your mailing information.

FOUNDRYMUSIC Interview with PENTHOUSE Pet Of the Year ERICA ELLYSON

Today, we're lucky enough to have an interview with the absolutely stunning, jaw-droppingly beautiful, 23 year-old PENTHOUSE Pet Of The Year, Erica Ellyson. and her story is a familiar one, but with a happy ending; 'Good girl from small town Mississippi makes good'. Erica is the current Pet Of The Year, and she agreed to answer our slew of silly questions...







CLICK THE PIC TO READ THE FULL INTERVIEW

Thursday Links: Penthouse Pet Justine Joli, New Photos Online, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, New O&A videos and animation, Traveling Virus in Virginia

Hey you College-Aged Boys and Girls... WE'RE LOOKING FOR FALL INTERNS! APPLY ONLINE NOW!

LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

Hap-Hap-Happy Thursdee everybuddy! Before we head off to Washington, DC to broadcast LIVE from XM Satellite Radio tomorrow, we've got a long list of stuff to tell you about... First off, Super-sexy Penthouse Pet Justine Joli will be stopping by the show to test out the new in-studio stripper pole. Then, we'll be checking in with the Junkies down at WJFK in Washington to talk about Saturday's Traveling Virus Show.

Have you seen the 1960 Joseph Kittinger Free-Fall video?...that's a real man, kids...free-falling 102,000 feet? That's ballsy.

Thanks to our own EROCK, we have a bunch of new O&A Show Photos online:


Rob Zombie visits the O&A Show

Maury Povich Returns to the Opie and Anthony Show

Bob Kelly Thinks the KROCK Program Director is Sexy

Bob Kelly Ass Wiping Competition

Jared/Cream Pie Jones has his last day as an intern

New Boobs on RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to a large-breasted faithful fan, as well as our west coast pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is promoting his new sites Load My Mouth and Cover My Face, we have a whole bunch of boobies for you to check out:



RateMyWOW: Arianna Labarbara

RateMyWOW: Pierced Nips 1

RateMyWOW: Pierced Nips 2

RateMyWOW: Pierced Nips 3

Thanks to Sam, we have some brand new O&A Videos online:


Rob Zombie visits the Opie and Anthony Show...and meets Sam the Uber-Fan

Maury Povich Returns to the Opie and Anthony Show

Our buddy Cokelogic sent in an ANIMATED version of Andrew from Brooklyn and his 'Sapce Shuttle Endeavour' Call: Watch the New Animation HERE

As mentioned earlier, we're in Washington DC all weekend, because the next stop for the Traveling Virus Tour is SATURDAY at the Nissan Pavillion in Bristow, VA - GET YOUR TICKETS NOW!
If you can't make the show, you can still PRETEND you were there...with an OFFICIAL Traveling Virus T-Shirt, made with dehydrated bull penises (so we're told... we could be mistaken):

CLICK HERE TO ORDER YOURS TODAY!

NEW Official Opie & Anthony 'All The Way' T-Shirt!

Click the PIC! Order yours today!

Speaking of shirts...

(Check out what Sabrina and Gieda are wearing!)

The sexy blonde Mikella from FOUNDRY CAMS sent us a great new video of her fine ass in a thong, featuring music by GHOST MACHINE. Check it out here:



FOUNDRY CAMS: Mikella Shows Off Her Tiny Thong

There's another big sack of video hotness in the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Fox News Defines 'Wedgie'

Andy Lewis and the Squirrel Backflip

Presidential Motorcade Protection SUV

Jenna Jameson Girl-Girl Kissing Session

Bear Grylls from 'Man vs. Wild' and the fake Volcano Crossing

Super-Sexy Graceful Bikini Car Wash Babe

Sexy Bikini Babe on the Beach Feels Herself Up

Abi Titmuss - Sexy British Glamour Model

Brooke Skye and Friends Play Bikini Football

Pumping Up The Nipples

Well, kids The Return of WHAT THE HELL IS THAT was SO successful, we're going to do it AGAIN! (our last Grand Prize Winner won himslef an iPhone...runners up got cash!)... It's What the Hell is that?, where you get to come in, show us something on your body that you CAN NOT identify (growth, bump, legion, pustule, carbunkle, limb, or otherwise) and we get to examine, diagnose (no, not really) and most importantly...point and laugh. EMAIL TRAVIS WITH ALL YOUR CONTACT INFO IF YOU WANT IN

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