Holiday MILF, ALL THAT REMAINS vs ROCK BAND, THOR Trailer, RAMMSTEIN in New York City, Shyla Stylez, Lana Lopez, and Valerie Rios

It's the holiday season. The season for giving... the season for treating yourself to a lonely housewife like lovely rebecca here:

Rebecca is all dolled up in her profile pic because her old man ain't getting the job done at home... amd that, friend, is why you step in for the assist. Get it? ASSist? ASS? Heh... umm, Booooo.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your general state of health, you elephant. There's a busy highway. Go for a walk.)

Can you play songs by ALL THAT REMAINS with your buddies on ROCK BAND?

Good for you... because THEY can't. And they wrote the damn songs.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Get your geek hat and drool bib on...the full trailer for the Kenneth Branagh-directed THOR movie hit this weekend:

oh the dates we could get with a hammer like that...

Ack! Old lady boobs! We're almost afraid to ask who they belong to... (Drunken Stepfather)

As far as guessing goes... She hasn't had much skin time on camera... so that could throw a few of you.

Your Ultimate Guide to Gifting With Liquor (the Bachelor Guy)

A chat with Henry Rollins (Bullz-Eye)

Got pregnant? Got Fat? You Gotta Get this book! (Muscle Sorority)

Angelique Jerone...hard to pronounce. Very easy on the eyes. (FreakShow Planet)

Kimberly Smith leaves NOTHING to your imagination...and you won't mind at all (z0d)

PLAYBOY's Stephanie Olivia is outside playing with the sprinkler...and OOPS! She got herself all wet! (Dailyniner)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you think you have a soul in that bloated body of yours. It's long gone, sweetness.)

German industrial band RAMMSTEIN played Madison Square Garden the other day:

...Not since Berlin in 1939 have their been so many people screaming German and fist-pumping. What? Poor taste?

Let's put an end to this high-brow nonsense ASAP...

Blond, busty and totally filthy Shyla Stylez is all class:

She's putting on...and subsequently taking off her black lace in a scene from one of her latest DVDs which we happily have watched beginning-to-end.

This luscious Latina is Lana Lopez and she's unloading her pesky purple bra:

Clothing is just so oppressive and Lana would much rather be nude...and we'd much rather she be that way.

Speaking of Latinas, this lovely one is Valerie Rios and she also has an objection to lingerie:

As you can see Valerie is all-too-willing to get rid of her blue lace lingerie ... it gets in the way of her diddling. Ours too, dammit.

Our busty blond pal Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

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Nicolas Cage Rage Montage, QUIET RIOT re-formed, OZZY OSBOURNE re-charged, Brandy Talore, Flower Tucci, and Raylene Richards all show off their slut-tacular-ness

Make it a special weekend! spend it locked in a hotel room with a married person you JUST met:

Sounds like fun, right? Adultery. It's for adults... and 20-somethings that got married way too young.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your girthy chunky butt. Here's a free gym membership. Use it.)

Did you ever notice how often NICOLAS CAGE loses his mind in movies?

if not, this montage of classic 'Cage Rage' will give you a really good idea.


THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


We don't care if her music stinks...check out those boobies! (Drunken Stepfather)


A chat with David Hasselhoff (Bullz-Eye)

Got pregnant? Got Fat? You Gotta Get this book! (Muscle Sorority)

Gina B has all the B's we can think of: Boobs, Booty, Blond Hair, and Boy-oh-Boy do we want to jump on her (FreakShow Planet)

Juelz Ventura is tattooed, tight, and totally topless (z0d)

Dylan Ryder is reading filthy magazines and plaing with her boobs... which is what we wish were doing too (Dailyniner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry to hear that you're still blaming all of your problems on other people. Way to grow up, ya nut.)

Oh, so what if the rest of your bandmates are either dead or dislike you... that's no reason NOT to reform a band like QUIET RIOT, right? Um, right?

It's drummer Frankie Banali and... some guys... playing a bar... in Colorado.

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On the complete opposite end of the popularity spectrum, OZZY OSBOURNE touring the world, in arenas, with band members half his age.

yeah, Grizzly Bar in Colorado and Madison Square Garden...same thing, really... Uhh, no.

...OK, dats enough o' dat. Let's see some girls!

The gal with the robust boobs is back adult starlet BRANDY TALORE can't stop feeling up her massive rack:

Not that we blame her. If we had boobs like that, we'd play with them all the time too... and you'll never guess what happens when the dopey camera guy shuts up and Brandy is allowed to enjoy some time with a lucky fella.

Squirt-master supreme Flower TUcci is giving Nicole Banks a full body-cavity search in this clip:

as if that isn't enough, a lucky bank robber gets serviced by the two ladies... which is really the way all bank robberies should go... We think so anyway.

She goes by many names, but Raylene Richards is the kind of gal you want to see strip naked right in front of you:

Thanks to some guys much smarter than us, we have a cool program that will do just that!

Our pal and buxom blond Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Tuesday Links: Ferrari in a Gravel trap, METALLICA live in New York City, W.A.S.P. live in Romania, Link Love, Busty Hotness Monica Leigh, Kimberly Wi

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Apparently, being the CEO of Ferrari doesn't require actually being able to DRIVE a Ferrari:




That's CEO Luca di Montezemolo driving a new California into a gravel trap.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(Your breath, however, smells like stale beer. Brush those teeth, idiot.)




Whose cellulite-ridden legs are these?(Drunken Stepfather)



Jai Angel is just holding her boobs in place (Gorillamask)



Girl Next Door: Jaime Young (Bullz-Eye)



Jayme Langford is totally laying on a couch... totally naked (Daily Niner)



PENTHOUSE Pet Andi Sue Irwin is Awesome...and Naked. (Freakshow Planet)



23 Understandably Depressed NFL Fans (FunnyCrave)



Vintage Video of Shaq in High School (BallHype)



101 Signs You Might Be Evil (FunnyCrave)



10 of the best speed painting videos you will ever see (Epic Carnival)



Need A Second Chance? Call Mike Brown (Yep Yep)



The $250,000 Double Bird (With Leather)



Nine: So This Perfume Commercial is going to win an Oscar? (FilmDrunk)



Uncharted 2: Among Thieves - Review (Gear Patrol)



Paranormal Activity: The Deleted Scenes (College Humor)



Marissa Tomei at some Red Carpet Event (Cougar Patrol)

WHOA! Hold on...COUGAR? Check THIS out, slim.



What are you waiting for, bub....Get on that shit, now!



I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that you don't have anything other than laundry to cling to. Chop Chop, pool boy!)

Sultry PLAYBOY Playmate Monica Leigh is getting naked in the shower:



but she's not showering... What gives? Oh, Oh. Wait. We get it.

Perky Penthouse Pet Kimberly Williams doesn't like tight clothing:



Quite frankly, we think she has an issue with ALL clothing. Away with you, vile underwear!

...and from boobies to bands, we take a look at METALLICA - who are on tour now:



"Last Caress" live at Madison Square Garden, mawfugger!

Once again, because we're oddly-obsessed, here's W.A.S.P. LIVE... in...Romainia:



WHY do we keep posting W.A.S.P. videos? WHY?!?!?!?

Once again, we turn our attention to Gisele, who you all have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS VIDEOS:



We gave her a Grr Shirt. The guys in SLAUGHTERHOUSE and Koch Records gave us "The One".



GISELE's SHIRT DOESN'T STAY ON FOR LONG... CLICK IT!!!

(and now to recap... for the folks with really low IQ's - us included)

Once you get done mounting sexy older women who you meet in chat rooms, head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:



W.A.S.P. - Crazy LIVE in Romania

Kimberly Williiams Busts Out Of Her Bra and Panties

Ferrari CEO Gets New California Stuck in Track Gravel Pit

PLAYBOY Playmate Monica Leigh in the Shower

METALLICA: Last Caress LIVE In New York City

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