MILF upskirt, Police vs Young Lady, Captain America video game, Who cares about Vanessa Hudgens, Nikki Sixx, Bret Michaels, and the most boring morning show ever, Stryper does KIS, Lupe Fuentes does roses

If your mom keeps taking photos like this

and then posting them on her Ashley Madison profile... We may consider taking her out for a malted... on her back.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
( Listen up, monkeybrain - you're not getting any smarter so pay attention PLEASE)

A police officer gently lets a young lady knows who is in charge:

TRANSLATION: He Maces the bitch and throws her to the ground. Why does everyone seem to think they can stand up to armed police officers?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your hairline, and fuse...which both seem to be shrinking daily. Wow, are YOU a catch)

We know it's about six months old, but the trailer for CAPTAIN AMERICA: SUPER SOLDIER has us SO pysched

Come on, who ISN'T excited about this movie? Anyone? Anyone?

I don't care who this is.

She's Vanessa Hudgens, and unless you were one of the lucky few who saw her NUDE PHOTOS, you shouldn't care either. (Drunken Stepfather)

Janet and Melany are naked, drunk and trying to re-enact some album cover (FreakShow Planet)

Barry Bonds' perjury trial begins, but does anyone even care anymore? (Scores Report)

Mariah and Rachel are feeling each other up..as they SHOULD BE. It's a law. We think. (z0d)

Li'l Lupe Fuentes is covered in Roses...that is until her boyfriend Evan gets a hold of her and drills her into next Sunday (ha! didn't think we knew, did ya) (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your teeth are as black as your soul. Here's a few bucks. See a dentist, schmuck.)

Nikki Sixx and Bret Michaels were on Good Things Utah the other day promoting their summer tour

Being interviewed by the 'Milquetoast sisters' isn't all that bad... is it?

Both band's have relatively new albums out too:

...and STRYPER, straight off their WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING BIBLES! tour (kidding):

Did a halfway decent job of covering KISS the other night in Nashville. Yes, Nashville. Enough with the cowboy references. Every band in the world is down there.

Boobies? Booty? Did someone say the magic word? Ehh, maybe:

We totally revamped FOUNDRY CAMS, with a new domain, new girls, lower prices, and a better user experience. So far, the response has beeen HUGE. Check it out:


Click it, fool!

Speaking of FOUNDRY CAMS check out what the lovely CARMEN did for Us latley:
The lovely luscious Carmen, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site CAM WITH CARMEN returns with this amazing video where you get to see her behind-the-scenes at one of her many photo shoots.

Thanks to ART OF DYING for giving us "Die Trying" and thanks as always to Jon for the editing.



Whatchoo waiting for, mang?!?! CLICK IT, FOKKER!

Where else but in the U.S. can Alanah Rae get an oily rubdown by a (supposed) masseusse and NOT call the authorities

We'll tell you were, chester...HERE. In the bestest country on earth...Granted that pervert has a police scanner and a good set of running shoes on.

Arianna Sinn is a gal with 34G-sized hooters. Do you know what those were made for?

Playing with. That's what. Thankfully, that's what this non-english speaker is all-too-familiar with.

...and that, friends... is the way to poop in the woods.

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4th of July Fiasco in PA, Lindsay Lohan's Going to Jail, Mystery Mammaries, IRON MAIDEN, OZZY OSBOURNE, and VINCE NEIL are LIVE, Eve Angel, Lupe Fuentes, and Maya Codina are NAKED

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your stench after a weekend of heavy drinking)

The July 4th Festivities in Palmyra, Pennsylvania sent fireworks into the night sky...

...and sent about 11 people to the Hospital. Yay Palmyra!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


It's off to Jail for Lindsay Lohan! (WWTDD)

Do women in jail have to get strip-searched? Oh please say yes... lindsay getting a body-cavity check would make our decade.


Whose ridiculously-huge rapper-wife boobs are these? (Drunken Stepfather)

Will Ferrell: From SNL To The Internet And Beyond (UPROXX)

Hey-O! One of our Cam Girls, Danni Davis is totally nude in Penthouse! (Freakshow Planet)

A Chat With Craig Robinson (Hot Tub Time Machine, The Office) (Bullz-Eye)

Prince Declares the Internet "Completely Over," Puts Out New Album on CD Only (URLesque)

Stay At Home Dad: The Elusive Yeti (atom)

Heather Carolin will make you think again about not wanting to bang redheads (Dailyniner)

How to Look Like Zooey Deschanel (FunnyCrave)

Jana Cova is pulling up her skirt and pulling down her panties (z0d)

Ear-Based Virginity Test (Campus Socialite)

Dutch Porn star offers oral sex to Twitter followers if Dutch win World Cup (Guyism)

San Francisco Mayor Thinks You’re All Fat Enough (EGOtv)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that it's going to take you weeks to get your dried up puke cleaned off the living room sofa)

The Prince of Darkness OZZY OSBOURNE is going on tour (click for tickets) as has discovered the secret to everlasting life:

Always performing with guys 30 years younger than him... duh. This footage of "Shot In the Dark" Live in London is proof of that very concept.

It's IRON MAIDEN! 6! 6! 7! The Neighbor of the Beast!:

Wait, no. That's wrong. oh well, close enough. Maiden is on tour now, AND has a new album coming out (so get those tickets, headbanger).

Straight off a Las Vegas drunk stop, it's VINCE NEIL, ladies and gentlemen! on stage LIVE with half of SLAUGHTER:

Rockin' the classic MOTLEY CRUE in Michigan. You go, Vince.

From Naughty singers to naughty housekeepers...how's THAT for a transition?

Hungarian hotness Eve Angel is a Naughty Housekeeper:

...and that is in no way a reflection of her work ethic.

Latina Goddess Lupe Fuentes will use any excuse to get naked:

and if you need more of a fix, you can always get Lupe Fuentes Videos online here

Angelic-looking Adult Starlet Kelly Divine is starring in one of the STRANGEST scenes we've seen in a while:

Hey Fellini, relax a little. It's a skin flick. You're not getting nominated for an Oscar.

This all-natural PLAYBOY beauty is Maya Codina and she's a perky 21 year-old from Tampa:

She also has a tendency to get naked in the kitchen. Like us! Hey, we're almost twins!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

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Drunken Street Fighting in Vegas, Bird vs Train, Kim Kardashian's Wax Sculpture, BUCKCHERRY's BP video, RUSH live in New Mexico, New PAPA ROACH video, Lupe Fuentes in the Shower, Carmen in a tiny outfit, Anastasia in a thong

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your hairline. It's called ROGAINE. Go get some.)

What happens in Vegas...might just get your drunken, fighting ass locked up... in Vegas:

book a cheap flight to Vegas, gamble a little... and try not to get arrested.

What's the last thing that went through this bird's mind when he hit the train windshield?

HIS ASS!! Hey-O! *rimshot*.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Kim Kardashian Has the Worst Wax Sculpture Ever (WWTDD)

on the other hand, Kim Kardashian has a halfway-decent Sex Tape You know, the one in which she's getting ass-blasted by Ray J.


Which above-average pop star does this hiney belong to? (Drunken Stepfather)

What's Inside Cocoa Puffs (Asylum)

Rebecca Linares Wants to Show you her Privates...so ta-da! (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Niki (Bullz-Eye)

Linda Blair's 'Exorcist' Character Without the Creepy Satan Voice (URLesque)

15 Inductees Into the Scrappy Athlete Hall of Fame (SportsPickle)

Heather Vandeven is a Soldier. See? She's Got a Hat! (and nothing else) (Dailyniner)

Want to get scared shitless again? Paranormal Activity Part Deux (The Campus Socialite)

Ariel's Nude body makes us re-think our dislike of redheads (z0d)

What to do About a Terrible Sunburn (FunnyCrave)

3D Display Lets you touch a Boob (GammaSquad)

Let’s Put It To Rest: Hotter With Or Without An Eating Disorder (EGOtv)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only ass you'll ever get is attached to a Peruvian pool boy)

RUSH is on tour now (click for tickets!) and they kicked off their tour in New Mexico the other day:

Do you understand that these guys are pushing SIXTY ...and they still play better than you do? Dayum.

Those generous boys in BUCKCHERRY have released a new song for the BP Oil spill titled "Our World":

you can download the full track at iTunes, and they'll donate the proceeds.

New label, new album, same band... it's PAPA ROACH and they have a new song called "A Kick in the Teeth":

And this is the video for it. Like it? No? Eh, phooey on you.

From Rock to Racks...that old gag

If you haven't seen Sexy Latina Lupe Fuentes, then you should take notice:

She's taking a shower and feeling herself up as she likes to do quite often...and we can't stop looking at her vids.

One of our favorite FOUNDRY CAMS girls...the lovely Carmen from Cam With Carmen has located the tiniest outfit EVER:

and it's just about one step above dental floss. It barely covers her. We can barely contain ourselves. She does WAAAY more here. Click it!

Holy hell. Czech beauty Anastasia Devine can't stop playing with her boobs:

...and if not for that pesky restraining oder, we'd be feeling them up too. Damn.

We have another beautiful busty blond babe shakin' her hiney in a FoundryMusic shirt...

Busty blond beautiful Bobbia makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this clip featuring music by Sweden's CRASHDIET:


CLick Bobbia's Booty, damn you!!

Nice, right? Cam up with Bobbia at FOUNDRY CAMS and try to charm her out of her shorts

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

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Golf Course Police Chase, Kelly Brook in a Bikini, OZZY live in Birmingham, MEGADETH in Bulgaria, TWISTED SISTER in France, Lupe Fuentes in Lingerie, Mackenzie Pierce in Oil, Karina Hart & Kelley Scarlett in Tight outfits

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your hairline. It's called ROGAINE. Go get some.)

3 Car Chases. 2 Days. 1 Enormous Set of Big Brass Balls.

The last one was on a golf course in a gated community. Hooray for jackass!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Kelly Brook in a Bikini, Day 2 (WWTDD)

Oh...wait... Kelly Brook is in Smallville, right? Yeah, that's her.


Gordon Ramsay hangs out at Nude Beaches and Gawks at Old Man Ass (Drunken Stepfather)

How to Write Twilight Fanfiction (FunnyCrave)

Angel Cassidy looks Devilish in Chains and Latex (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Kelly Kachinske (Bullz-Eye)

Lenny Kravitz Surprise Performance of 'Fly Away' With Church Choir (URLesque)

Favorite Alcoholic Beverages From Literature (Asylum)

Asa Akira is Wide Open and Willing by the pool (Dailyniner)

Five Absolutely Horrifying Internet Communities (Gunaxin)

Sabrina Maree Has Her Hand in her Pants. Subtle, eh? (z0d)

How To Be "Macho Man" Randy Savage: A Practical Guide (UPROXX)

A Never-Ending Debate: iPhone vs BlackBerry (Campus Socialite)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only ass you'll ever get is attached to a Peruvian pool boy)

The Price of Darkness himself OZZY OSBOURNE (click to load up yer iPod) went back to Birmingham (UK, that is):

...and performed "Mr Crowley" for 400 lucky fans.

What do Bulgarians love more than Moussaka? MEGADETH, dammit!

Can you tell we have a boner for this Sonisphere footage from Bulgaria? No? OK, we'll post more then.

Those old wig-wearing farts in TWISTED SISTER payed tribute to the late, great Ronnie James Dio at Hellfest:

The band says they're going to tour less. Helps protect the brand...and their brittle hips

From Heavy Metal to Hotness...of the Latina kind

This, folks...is Spanish-Colombian Piece-of-Ass Lupe Fuentes:

She's young, tight, and totally filthy but don't take OUR word for it...we've seen the uncut vids.

Slender, asstastic Mackenzie Pierce is oiling up her hiney...and the floor. Quick! Call Kevin Costner!

Or just get a mop. You can see Mackenzie's entire hardcore scene online in Big Wet Asses 16 - On Demand now!...Yup. They made SIXTEEN of them. So many unanswered questions.

How does naturally busty Czech babe Karina Hart stay in those tight outfits?

Easy. She DOESN'T. End of story.

Big-boobed British Babe Kelley Scarlett is another one who can'tseem to stay dressed for long:

She packed those boobs into the tightest plaid skirt known to man... and then proceeded to take it off in all haste. We salute Kelley and all that she does

Back to blondes!!! We have another beautiful busty blond babe shakin' her hiney in a FoundryMusic shirt...

Busty blond beautiful Bobbia makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this clip featuring music by Sweden's CRASHDIET:


CLick Bobbia's Booty, damn you!!

Nice, right? Cam up with Bobbia at FOUNDRY CAMS and try to charm her out of her shorts

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.