Make yourself a Holiday Hottie, Don't make professor Talbert Angry, Green Lantern Trailer, Katie Price Comeback New videos from RATT and DISTURBED, Waking up with Wendy 4, Samantha Blake and Sabrina Maree

So, you've had a few kids, you're getting older, and you figure "What the heck, I'm gonna eat a whole cake, right?

WRONG. See the woman below? Seven months ago she was pregnant with that baby. She just won 2nd place in a figure model competition<

Nothing special, just the right diet and the right workout plan. If she can do it, YOU can too...and for a limited time, you can do it really cheap, too!

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(But your sense of aim really sucks. How hard IS it to blow your brains out when you're drunk?)

Professor Talbert teaches HA 1174 at Cornell University. Professor Talbert gets angry when students yawn in his class.

Don't make Professor Talbert Angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry. Hell, you might not like him even when he's NOT angry. He might be kins of a prick, ya never know.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The first trailer for Ryan Reynolds' sarcasm-laced version of GREEN LANTERN has hit the web, and it's pretty much what you'd expect:

Green. Very, very GREEN.

Who cares about Katie Price? Umm, WE DO! (Drunken Stepfather)

Especially if you've seen some of the Katie Price Uncensored Nude Video that we've seen. Oh, you'd sure as hell care

Unnecessary Liaisons: 15 TV Couplings That Never Should Have Happened (Bullz-Eye)

No matter how many times Sandee Westgate touches her no-no spot, it's always like the first time EVER (FreakShow Planet)

Cody Milo knows where her underwear goes... on the floor (z0d)

Lupe Fuentes is the next really big thing in smut... it's not like she's extremely seductive and sexy...oh wait, she IS (Dailyniner)


I'M SORRY:
(Someday... Love will find you... break those chains that...oh wait, no it won't, asshole.)

Them Chicago boys in DISTURBED have a new video out for "The Animal", and it's... well, disturbing:

They're cannibalizing a young lady and promoting Asylum (Limited Edition)(CD/DVD). Boy, being a rock star sure looks nifty, don't it?

It sure does, Harvey. It sure DOES.

The new RATT video for "Eat me Up Alive" sounds a hell of a lot better than the same song in Oswego a few months back:

Pearcy even looks like he's having a little fun out there, doesn't he? Infestation isn't a bad album in all honesty.

AND from RATT the band we move to RACKS of boobs!

Waking up next to a very topless very sexy Wendy 4 looks fun, don't it?

Yeah, well if you're into large-breasted hotness with walnut brains...and who isn't?

The sensual Samantha Blake...err, Buxton...err, whatever is relieving herself of her pesky clothes.

and she's got the kind of booty you could eat corn flakes off of. If that's your thing.

Her name is Carmen Croft and she's soaping up her huge Czech boobs in the shower.

That, friends...is ALL the information you need

Her name is Sabrina Maree and she HAAAAATES tight underwear.

Thank goodness hers comes off quickly for easy diddling

Chad Smith (RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, CHICKENFOOT) and his funk-rock band, CHAD SMITH's BOMBASTIC MEATBATS (Jeff Kollman, Kevin Chown, Ed Roth, and of course, Chad Smith) just dropped a new album titled 'More Meat' and they were saintly enough to give us the track "The Gunboat is On!"... we thought it only appropriate to have our own brown-haired, brown-eyed, BISEXUAL FOUDNRY CAMS babe Natasha do up a video for them. What you see here, folks, is the fruits of that



Click Natasha's Nicely-formed Hiney. then regain your composure and click on on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Natasha LIVE...and Naked... (YOU naked, HER naked, it's all good)
Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Natasha LIVE on cam for hours on end.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

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Drunken Finnish Pronunciation, More Mel Gibson Audio Goodness, Katie Price's New Face, ANTHRAX and SLAYER jam AC/DC, SKID ROW in Minnesota, Caroline Cage Loves Soccer, and Dominno Loves Bananas

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not half as terrible as your halitosis. Have a mint, dragon-breath)

And now, a drunk, toothless Finnish man is going to demonstrate how to properly prounounce American auto names:

Ahh, so THAT's how you pronounce "Chrysler". We were doing it wrong the whole time.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Whoopi Defends Mel Gibson (WWTDD)

ooh lookie! There's a THIRD Mel Gibson Audio Clip online! (Radar Online)


Katie Price Shows Off Her New Face (Drunken Stepfather)

Personally, we're fans of The good old Katie Price Sex Tape... otherwise we'd have no idea who she is.

19 Facts You May Not Have Known About the 'Star Wars' Universe (Asylum)

Eight Inexpensive Things Repurposed for Something Awesome (UPROXX)

Veronica Ricci must have an Itchy Bra... because she pulls it off very quickly (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Taylor O'Connor (Bullz-Eye)

Video: Terrell Owens Gets Dunked On At The Rucker Park In Harlem (Real Talk NY)

Crazy Costco Charlie Will Make You Sample His Samples, Like it or Not (URLesque)

How To Fix Your Mom’s Computer Over the Phone (Flowchart) (Windowless Van)

Heather Vandeven is pulling back her Bikini and touching herself on a lucky inflatable chair (Dailyniner)

The Empire Strikes Back in MS Paint [GIF] (egoTV)

Alena and Anna Get Awfully Friendly and Frisky Awfully Quickly (z0d)

How To Propose to Your Girlfriend (FunnyCrave)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your hopes and dreams have been crushed like so many empty beer cans)

So. Very. Metal. ANTHRAX and SLAYER, who will be touring together on the AMERICAN CARNAGE tour jammed backstage in Europe on some classic AC/DC:

...and on vocals... Dave Mustaine's guitar tech Willie G. Wait, who? Exactly.

Our friends in SKID ROW are touring non-stop (click for tickets and tour dates), and here's a gig in Oakdale, Minnesota (wait, where?):

This is what happens when you play "Monkey Business for the billionth time, apparently. You do a massive guitar breakdown in the middle of the song.

From relatively big bands... to relatively bouncing...boobs:

We've shown you sexy Czech babe Dominno before:

But this is the first time (to our knowledge) that she's fellating a banana... lucky banana.

Her name is Caroline Cage, and she's a huge Soccer fan... so huge, that in honor of the World Cup, she's painted herself up like the Dutch soccer team:

Once she's done giving that soccer ball a rim job ...she's going to be cleaning paint out of her cooter for a month.

aaaaand what would an update from us be without a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS shaking her ass to rock music, which happens to be from DROWNING POOL this time:


Stare into Shanelle's eyes... only for a moment, then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Shanelle LIVE...and nekkid (her, not you...genius)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.