R.I.P. Mike Starr, Worst Parent EVER, FAST FIVE Trailer 2, AC/DC in Argentina, GUS G can shred, SHINEDOWN makes you want to pump iron, Ava Devine and Krissy Lynn

If your mom and her friends are going to keep posting photos like this online:

You may want to start charging at the door to your house because her personal ads are getting quite the response.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your contribution to society...nothing)

First and foremost, we say "Goodbye" to Mike Starr, formerly of ALICE IN CHAINS:

first Layne Staley, now Mike. God must be planning a reunion tour.

Contrary to popular belief, if you don't f*** with the bull, you STILL get the horns:

Why anyone would want to sit unprotected in the front row of a bullfight is really a mystery.

And the award for 'Worst parent in the UNIVERSE goes to... *drumroll*:

Guy who let his four year-old daughter drive his motorcycle while he casually rides bitch with no hands. Yeah, that guy's gonna be dead soon.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(You know, unlike your face, breath, hairline, and general disposition)

The latest trailer for FAST FIVE has more testosterone in it than your garden variety syringe full of... well, testosterone:

See, testosterone injections are used primarily by bodybuilders and women looking to grow more facial hair.

Nice hair, Katy Perry. Pick a color, would ya?

Did we miss something? Does KATY PERRY not like LADY GAGA, or is she infatuated? (Drunken Stepfather)

A Collection of 16 Insanely Awesome Bowling Balls (The Smoking Jacket)

Jenna Nicole has see-through undies... but we think she knows that already (FreakShow Planet)

Heath & Fitness Q&A: Free Weights vs. Machines (Bullz Eye)

Yvonne will Yreally Ymake You Yexcited. Y'hear? (z0d)

Kiara Diane makes excellent use of a shower head in this very special episode (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you have no ambition other than sucking off the tits of those wealthier than you)

The SHINEDOWN video for "Diamond Eyes" featues a TON of footage from The EXPENDABLES:

You should be pumping iron and cracking skulls in no time...and then going to jail, because you really shouldn't be doing that casually.

Gus G from FIREWIND and OZZY OSBOURNE's band uses ESP Guitars exclusively:

and no, there was no other reason to post this video than to gawk at how well this summbitch plays guitar.

Finally, after two years, the AC/DC video for LIVE at RIVER PLATE is being released:

Again, there was no real great reason to post this clip other than to stare in amazement of the kind of crowds that go to see hard rock bands in Buenos Aires.

From hard rock, we gently sashay into Rock Hard butts:

Everyone say "how-dee-doo" to Krissy Lynn

She's shaking her bottom because she's thrilled to be in Big Wet Asses #18... yes, there have been seventeen of these already. Believe it or not.

Who here knows (or cares) who AVA DEVINE is?

yeah, we had NO idea either, and then we watched THESE... oofah

Switching gears (kind of)... let's lookee here...

If Emma Ink looks familiar, that's because she's been in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips before (these girls change their names like they're changing their panties, for crying out loud). She's tattooed up and would be the perfect trophy to add to the back of your motorcycle... if you're into that kind of thing. Thanks to our friends in FURNAZE for the friendly music.
Thanks to Jon for the editing, as always.

Watch the vid. Get all excited... then get yourself on over to Emma-Ink.com and watch Emma LIVE, on webcam, getting naked and dirty just for you. (and we do mean JUST for you, because she'll do the private VIP thing if you want)




...and that, friends... is the way to impress a gal on a first date

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Drunken Finnish Pronunciation, More Mel Gibson Audio Goodness, Katie Price's New Face, ANTHRAX and SLAYER jam AC/DC, SKID ROW in Minnesota, Caroline Cage Loves Soccer, and Dominno Loves Bananas

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not half as terrible as your halitosis. Have a mint, dragon-breath)

And now, a drunk, toothless Finnish man is going to demonstrate how to properly prounounce American auto names:

Ahh, so THAT's how you pronounce "Chrysler". We were doing it wrong the whole time.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Whoopi Defends Mel Gibson (WWTDD)

ooh lookie! There's a THIRD Mel Gibson Audio Clip online! (Radar Online)


Katie Price Shows Off Her New Face (Drunken Stepfather)

Personally, we're fans of The good old Katie Price Sex Tape... otherwise we'd have no idea who she is.

19 Facts You May Not Have Known About the 'Star Wars' Universe (Asylum)

Eight Inexpensive Things Repurposed for Something Awesome (UPROXX)

Veronica Ricci must have an Itchy Bra... because she pulls it off very quickly (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Taylor O'Connor (Bullz-Eye)

Video: Terrell Owens Gets Dunked On At The Rucker Park In Harlem (Real Talk NY)

Crazy Costco Charlie Will Make You Sample His Samples, Like it or Not (URLesque)

How To Fix Your Mom’s Computer Over the Phone (Flowchart) (Windowless Van)

Heather Vandeven is pulling back her Bikini and touching herself on a lucky inflatable chair (Dailyniner)

The Empire Strikes Back in MS Paint [GIF] (egoTV)

Alena and Anna Get Awfully Friendly and Frisky Awfully Quickly (z0d)

How To Propose to Your Girlfriend (FunnyCrave)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your hopes and dreams have been crushed like so many empty beer cans)

So. Very. Metal. ANTHRAX and SLAYER, who will be touring together on the AMERICAN CARNAGE tour jammed backstage in Europe on some classic AC/DC:

...and on vocals... Dave Mustaine's guitar tech Willie G. Wait, who? Exactly.

Our friends in SKID ROW are touring non-stop (click for tickets and tour dates), and here's a gig in Oakdale, Minnesota (wait, where?):

This is what happens when you play "Monkey Business for the billionth time, apparently. You do a massive guitar breakdown in the middle of the song.

From relatively big bands... to relatively bouncing...boobs:

We've shown you sexy Czech babe Dominno before:

But this is the first time (to our knowledge) that she's fellating a banana... lucky banana.

Her name is Caroline Cage, and she's a huge Soccer fan... so huge, that in honor of the World Cup, she's painted herself up like the Dutch soccer team:

Once she's done giving that soccer ball a rim job ...she's going to be cleaning paint out of her cooter for a month.

aaaaand what would an update from us be without a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS shaking her ass to rock music, which happens to be from DROWNING POOL this time:


Stare into Shanelle's eyes... only for a moment, then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Shanelle LIVE...and nekkid (her, not you...genius)

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Tuesday Links: Runaway Brazilian Bike, AC/DC and IRON MAN, Kate Bosworth and Her Bikini Bod, Mystery Wedgie, Foundry Cams and Framing Hanley, Jenna Haze and Her Juicy Hiney

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your attitude and your face. Please adjust both accordingly... with a chainsaw)

Do Brazilians have to take tests before they're allowed to drive motorcycles?

Every video we see coming out of Brazil is of some nut crashing his bike or car, or bike and car...

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Kate Bosworth in a Bikini (WWTDD)

Thank God she's not all skin and bones anymore and actually looks GOOD when she gets naked on camera...which is one of the only reasons we pay attention.

Which classy lady is giving herself a wedgie here? (Drunken Stepfather)

Here's a hint... she made a name for herself by nailing RAY J on video... that was kind of a dead giveaway wasn't it?

The NBA Playoffs: When Should You Start Watching? (FunnyCrave)

A Chat with Tommy Chong (Bullz-Eye)

Christina Hendricks Is Esquire's 'Most Attractive Woman'; Snooki Is Single Again (Asylum)

Jade is Just jonesing to get naked...thankfully she does (Freakshow Planet)

Holly Gibbons is Givin' her clothes away. She doesn't need them anymore (Dailyniner)

he 10 Dumbest Potheads in Sports (Bleacher Report)

Five Ways Social Networks And Their Users Butt Heads (UPROXX)

New Upload Tournament - Cash Awards To Winners (atom)

The ultimate stoner's guide to the internet (Comedy)

Lalita is totally naked with three umbrellas. Is it going to rain? (z0d)

Big T*ts Zombie 3D Is Everthing It Promises & More (FilmDrunk)

Bacon iPad Case is Tastiest Ever (Techvert)

Monday Morning Trailer: The Human Centipede (Dave and Thomas)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only ass you get is the lingering stench on a toilet seat)

Oh Goodness. It's AC/DC and IRON MAN 2:

We're totally geeked to see IRON MAN 2 (in case you haven't noticed) AC/DC IRON MAN 2 is out now and IRON MAN 2 hits theaters on May 7.

From Bands to Booty...

The one and only 2009 AVN Female Performer of the Year Jenna Haze is getting her ass-tastic hiney all oiled up:

For the full video, you can also BIG WET ASSES 12 - on Demand NOW

Why do we love sending out enormous old school FoundryMusic T-Shirts to our FOUNDRY CAMS girls? Because we love seeing what girls like Brooke and Sweet Victoria wind up doing with them. In this case, they made a vest and a miniskirt, respectively.
Thanks to our friends in FRAMING HANLEY for "Stupid Girl".

Click on Brooke blond locks, and stare wide-eyed at the screen for a while

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Monday Links: Potato Gun Mishap, New IRON MAN 2 Trailer, Bar Rafaeli is Important, Mystery Cleavage, Juliette Lewis does AC/DC, Brad Paisley falls

Happy Monday! Did you stay up to watch the Oscars last night, or were you in bed with a married friend?



If you were, it's totally cool... God made TiVo so you could fool around.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(but your attitude stinks. You need an adjustment...with a hammer)

Potato Gun = Fun. Black Powder = Dangerous...




Potato Gun + Black Powder = Ka-Blooey.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Geek alert! Geek alert! There's a new trailer online for IRON MAN 2:



It's OK to froth at the mouth in nerdy anticipation. IRON MAN rules.

Whose Academy Award-winning cleavage is this? (Drunken Stepfather)



you could guess, but why not just have us ruin it for you by showing you all of her nude scenes





Bar Refaeli is Historically Important (WWTDD)



DVD Review: Up In The Air (Bullz-Eye)



Charlie Lane is our kind of Angel. Get it? cuz..Charlie's Angels? Eh? (FreakshowPlanet)



Why Men Always Quote Movies (The Campus Throne)



Playboy's Nikki Gentry...getry disrobes in front of the fire (z0d)



Zach Galifianakis Drops By The Set and Shaves his Beard (Dave and Thomas)



Kayden Kross is a Kross between beautiful and super-beautiful (Dailyniner)



101 Observations About the 82nd Annual Academy Awards (FunnyCrave)



The Story Behind the Crazy Kanye Lady (Film Drunk)



A Town Called Panic (atom)



Top 5 Buzzer Beaters This Week in NCAA Hoops [Vids] (Ball Hype)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that you have to seduce mentally challenged young girls in order to get laid. Sad. So so sad)

Saaaay, did you see BRAD PAISLEY fall on his face the other day?



He's not injured (well, thank GOD for that)... just seriously embarrassed.

In 1992, Juliette Lewis is nominated for an Oscar...



Now, she's singing AC/DC covers at a pre-Oscars party. Meh, let's go look at her boobies

If you don't know who Jaime Hammer is...you've probably been in a cave for the last few years:



Because, you know... Jaime Hammer has been on the cover of almost EVERY mens magazines.

Speaking of Sexy-as-hell Twistys babes... say hi to Sydney Moon:



She's blond. She's busty. Her underwear is itchy. It's got to come off. Poor gal.

Everyone say "Herro" to busty cutie Annie Lee!



If this is a little too tame, then check out the uncensored pics and videos of Annie Lee... because she's a dirty dirty little lady.

Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:







CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handy

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Wednesday Links: Happy Hump Day, Teacher Punches Student, AC/DC: IRON MAN 2 video, PINK vs BEYONCE? Katy Perry's Hiney, Venus Williams Underwear, Kell

Happy Hump Day, boys and girls. How's about humping a married friend?



Keep your marriage in check and add some adventure to your life, whydontcha?



THAT's TERRIBLE:

Screw going to the headmaster's office...




You throw a snowball at a teacher in Belgium, you're gonna get belted, buddy.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but your shitty glare is going to get your neck stepped on, you mousey fuck)





Katy Perry sure does know how to Dress (WWTDD)





Venus Williams and her Brown Underwear (Drunken Stepfather)



Misery Index: Which City Has the Most Depressing Local News (Asylum)



Blast from the Past: Meriah Nelson (Bullz-Eye)



Chanelle and the luckiest tennis racquet ever (z0d)



Squirrel Eats Entire Sandwch (Yep Yep)



Julia Crown is showing off her no-no spot...which makes us say "yes yes!" (Daily Niner)



Italian Dad Stabbed Over Playstation (With Leather)



Nikki Esposito and her Tramp Stamp make us think dirty thoughts (FreakshowPlanet)



5 Inappropriately Sexual Kids Shows (HEAVY)



10 Funniest Tweets During The iPad Unveiling (Comedy)



25 Unique Chocolate Covered Foods (ForkParty)



Meet The Ladies of Cougar Beach! (Cougar Patrol)

whoa, wait a minute... did someone say COUGAR???

Whatcha waiting for??? hook up with a sophisticated older woman now!

I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your an expert marksman in shooting yourself in the foot. Well done!)

Whoa Boy...dancing girls in hot pants and IRON MAN costumes?



It could only be the new AC/DC video for IRON MAN 2. Well, ok... not "Only"...but one of a handful of things.

Uhh, was PINK getting catty with BEYONCE on stage in Liverpool?



We could give a shit. PINK has a nice hiney though.

Blond, super-busty PLAYBOY babe Kelly Princeton is exploding out of her purple bra:



It's what she does after the bra is off that is distracting the hell out of us.

22 year-old Jenna Presley will stop you dead in your tracks:



...and that's just a tease... check out the full, uncut touchy-feely goodness.

The lovely Brooke Williams is one of PLAYBOY's Sexy Wives:



We are infinitely jealous of her husband. Lucky fucker.

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Shanelle took the oversized FoundryMusic T-Shirts we sent her, chopped them up, and made a breastacular outfit AND video.






Click on Shanelle...and do your thing!

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