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Weekends are for waving good-bye to your pants! and for hooking up with hotties at the local public pool
Boyfriend? Shmoyfriend, that's what happens when you leave your hot-as-hell girlfriend unattended. Silly rabbit, adultery is for adults.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not half as terrible as your halitosis. Have a mint, dragon-breath)
A one year-old little girl overhears a screaming phone conversation and a week later decides to parrot what she heard:
Oh, this should make all the parents in the crowd feel all warm and fuzzy. "shut up, you fucking bitch"... is so eloquent.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH and PERVERTED PLANET (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of KITTY JANE and NINA:
RateMyWOW: NINA
RateMyWOW: KITTY JANE
The most trailer for The Social Network which is based on Ben Mezrich's book, The Accidental Billionaires, The Founding of Facebook A Tale of Sex, Money, Genius and Betrayal will make you think...
...think about making a few enemies to make a few billion dollars.
Oksana Might Be Lying about Mel Gibson (WWTDD)
Whose Amazing Young Nubile boobs are these? (Drunken Stepfather)
OK, so she hasn't made a sex tape... but she looks amazing in a bikini and she's going to be in GREEN LANTERN... Crap, I think we just gave it away.
The 40 Greatest Movies About the Summer (BroBible)
Lara Leverence in Leopard Panties...and Leather Boots...and nothing else (Freakshow Planet)
The Sorcerer's Apprentice - A movie Review (Bullz-Eye)
Tommie Jo MIght have a Guy's Name, but she's got one hell of a Girl's Body (Dailyniner)
If Mel Gibson Was a Script Editor (vid) (FilmDrunk)
LeBron Comes Out of the Closet (With Leather)
Beth Williams is Breaking Free From her Silk Bathrobe (z0d)
Urinating in the Yard. Slapping a Child. A Mother's Work is Never Done (Noob Dad)
Wine-filled Bra Gives New Meaning to the Phrase “Nice Rack” (Campus Socialite)
Deja View: Point Break & Fast & Furious are the same goddamned movie (College Humor)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your hopes and dreams have been crushed like so many empty beer cans)
Those evil sounding guys in AVENGED SEVENFOLD have a new album coming out (click to pre-order, incidentally) and they just released a video for "Buried Alive":
... with lyrics! For those of you who ruined your hearing by going to clubs without earplugs... like us.
Speaking of AVENGED SEVENFOLD, did you ever wonder how they came up with their creepy-ass logo?
... this interview clip should answer that one nicely. You can see the FULL interview video over at Soundcheck.
It's nice to see FILTER getting back to their industrial roots with their new album:
The first single is "The Inevitable Relapse"... at that, kids, is the video for it.
From heavy metal, we move on over to...*drumroll*... heavy boobs!
Busty British bombshell Kelley Scarlett just got home from dinner and NEEDS to get out of her dress:
That sucker must have been itchy, because she can't wait to get her 32H-sized puppies out... or it could just be a video of Kelley taking her clothes off, and we're reading way too much into it.
This young lady goes by the name Karma Good... Jesus, all the really good girl names are taken... but even if her name sucks, her boobs sure don't:
...and as with all of the videos like hers Karma's assets don't just include her boobs ...she can also yodel. No, not really.
on the complete opposite end of the female spectrum we have sexy Venezuelan Ruth Medina... who likes flaunting her A-cups on the beaches of Venezuela:
We have to assume that if she's going to spend THAT much time rolling around in the sand naked ...she's going to spend a lot of time in the shower washing sand out of her cooch.
aaaaand what would an update from us be without a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS shaking her ass to rock music, which happens to be from DROWNING POOL this time:
Stare into Shanelle's eyes... only for a moment, then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Shanelle LIVE...and nekkid (her, not you...genius)
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
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Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
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We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not half as terrible as your halitosis. Have a mint, dragon-breath)
Guitar virtuoso Rick Renstrom gives new meaning to the phrase "Look ma! No Hands!":
OK, he's GOT hands...but they're tiny. He shreds better than most guys with two full hands.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of nicely nubbed Asian KYOKI and RIHANNA SAMUEL:
RateMyWOW: KYOKI
RateMyWOW: RIHANNA SAMUEL
Mel Gibson really likes getting blow jobs (WWTDD)
Oh boy! It's Christmas in July! the FOURTH Mel Gibson audio clip is online! (Radar Online)
Amy Winehouse is Hypnotically Beautiful (Drunken Stepfather)
Oof. Just cut through the bullshit and Go To Crack Whore Confessions... at least they're honest about themselves, you know?
A Whole Mess of Mel Gibson Remixes... from the O&A Show (FunnyCrave)
UPROXX 2010 Summer Buyer's Guide (UPROXX)
Smash’d: LeBron’s Locker Room Adventures (atom)
Tyalor Vixen has an ill-fitting bra. Her boobs are showing. Oh. Wait. (Freakshow Planet)
Girl Next Door: Taylor O'Connor (Bullz-Eye)
Is "Inception" as confusing as you think? (Campus Socialite)
If These Dinosaurs Are Real, We Don't Want to Be Right (URLesque)
Aurora is Nude on The Beach...and she probably has a lot of sand in her crack (z0d)
Franziska is a dead ringer for Amanda Seyfreid...only Amanda doesn't show off her no-no spot (Dailyniner)
Introducing The Next Thing To Kill Your Children Slowly: The Candwich (egoTV)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your hopes and dreams have been crushed like so many empty beer cans)
Those wealthy Brits in IRON MAIDEN are on tour now (click for tickets)... have a brand new album coming out (click to order!) and just released this nifty new video:
Good old Eddie is back...and he got himself blasted into space this time.
Our buddy SLASH and his hat, shared the stage with MICHAEL MONROE in Finland:
MICHAEL MONROE used to be in HANOI ROCKS. Now he's just aging and bony.
From great big guitars to great hineys...
The spicy Latina you see below is adult starlet August:
She spends almost the entire video giving herself an atomic wedgie... and that's not ALL she can do... she can also make a mean egg salad. Wait, no... wrong girl. She has sex on video.
Brunette bombshell Jayden Jaymes has been linked to Chuck Liddell and Dave Navarro...
...and in this clip from Big Wet Tits 6 (which you can see on-demand) ...she's linked to a really big bottle of baby oil.
What do two naked hotties like Renna Ryann and Diamon James do when they're alone?
Why, they lick chocolate icing off each other ...which is, of course, how we think ALL women behave together. Because we're totally deluded.
aaaaand what would an update from us be without a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS shaking her ass to rock music, which happens to be from DROWNING POOL this time:
Stare into Shanelle's eyes... only for a moment, then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Shanelle LIVE...and nekkid (her, not you...genius)
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not half as terrible as your halitosis. Have a mint, dragon-breath)
And now, a drunk, toothless Finnish man is going to demonstrate how to properly prounounce American auto names:
Ahh, so THAT's how you pronounce "Chrysler". We were doing it wrong the whole time.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
Whoopi Defends Mel Gibson (WWTDD)
ooh lookie! There's a THIRD Mel Gibson Audio Clip online! (Radar Online)
Katie Price Shows Off Her New Face (Drunken Stepfather)
Personally, we're fans of The good old Katie Price Sex Tape... otherwise we'd have no idea who she is.
19 Facts You May Not Have Known About the 'Star Wars' Universe (Asylum)
Eight Inexpensive Things Repurposed for Something Awesome (UPROXX)
Veronica Ricci must have an Itchy Bra... because she pulls it off very quickly (Freakshow Planet)
Girl Next Door: Taylor O'Connor (Bullz-Eye)
Video: Terrell Owens Gets Dunked On At The Rucker Park In Harlem (Real Talk NY)
Crazy Costco Charlie Will Make You Sample His Samples, Like it or Not (URLesque)
How To Fix Your Mom’s Computer Over the Phone (Flowchart) (Windowless Van)
Heather Vandeven is pulling back her Bikini and touching herself on a lucky inflatable chair (Dailyniner)
The Empire Strikes Back in MS Paint [GIF] (egoTV)
Alena and Anna Get Awfully Friendly and Frisky Awfully Quickly (z0d)
How To Propose to Your Girlfriend (FunnyCrave)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your hopes and dreams have been crushed like so many empty beer cans)
So. Very. Metal. ANTHRAX and SLAYER, who will be touring together on the AMERICAN CARNAGE tour jammed backstage in Europe on some classic AC/DC:
...and on vocals... Dave Mustaine's guitar tech Willie G. Wait, who? Exactly.
Our friends in SKID ROW are touring non-stop (click for tickets and tour dates), and here's a gig in Oakdale, Minnesota (wait, where?):
This is what happens when you play "Monkey Business for the billionth time, apparently. You do a massive guitar breakdown in the middle of the song.
From relatively big bands... to relatively bouncing...boobs:
We've shown you sexy Czech babe Dominno before:
But this is the first time (to our knowledge) that she's fellating a banana... lucky banana.
Her name is Caroline Cage, and she's a huge Soccer fan... so huge, that in honor of the World Cup, she's painted herself up like the Dutch soccer team:
Once she's done giving that soccer ball a rim job ...she's going to be cleaning paint out of her cooter for a month.
aaaaand what would an update from us be without a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS shaking her ass to rock music, which happens to be from DROWNING POOL this time:
Stare into Shanelle's eyes... only for a moment, then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Shanelle LIVE...and nekkid (her, not you...genius)
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE AND ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)Good morning everybuddy and happy Thursdee! Today on the Opie and Anthony POgram, which, as we all know now is now part of the merged Sirius/XM family, we'll be hanging with our pal, and Traveling Virus comic Robert Kelly. In addition, fellow Traveling Virus Comic Greg Giraldo is also stopping by. We'll aslo be talking to George Carlin
's brother Patrick, who is promoting the FINAL Carlin CD, titled It's Bad for Ya
.... so as you can see, it's gonna be a busy day.And as long as he's in studio, let's give him a li'l plug...Robert Kelly has a new CD/DVD called Just The Tip, and it's in stores NOW!
Click the pic to order it now!
Speaking of Traveling Virus comedians, a lot of you are still asking about that website that our own Jim Norton mentioned on Monday. The website it HOT MOVIES. You can go there, watch as much (or as little) of a title as you want.
We often link to Hot Movies in our adult review section.
There you go. Now stop with all the Emailing....as long as we're talking about it, let's take the time to promote this year's TRAVELING VIRUSTraveling Virus 2008 - Tickets On Sale Now: The Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus hits the PNC BANK Arts Center this Saturday, August 2nd, and there's going to be comedians, clown-dunking, and pest-boothing
Get Lineup information and Ticket Links HEREMEL KARMAZIN vistis OPIE AND ANTHONY - Interview Online: Yesterday, Opie and Anthony sat face-to-face with their old...and now current boss... Mel Karmazin at the XM Studio for an extended interview.
Listen to the Audio Online Now!Watch the Mel Karmazin Video Online HERE - Thanks to Sam for the videoCOCKROACH WARS promo: Thanks to our own production stormtrooper Derek, we have a great new promo to honor the cockroaches that have brought us all so much fun in recent weeks:
Listen to 'COCKROACH WARS' now!O&A off in Buffalo? Yeah, it looks like the Opie and Anthony Show may leave the Buffalo airways...BUT it looks like the show may go back on in Syracuse... go figger.
YOU CAN STILL HEAR US ON XM, UNCENSORED and UNCUT, SO GO GET XM! GO GET XM! GO GET XM! GO GET XM!Helloooo Norfolk, Virginia! You lose one...aaand you gain one. The Opie and Anthony Show has been added to the 96.1 FM (96X) lineup in Norfolk, Virginia....now here's something totally unrelated to what we've been talking about....check out this self-serving madness... (truth be told, we were getting a lot of Email from young women asking if these were on sale anywhere...and interestingly enough, they ARE)
CLICK THE PIC TO GET THEM NOW!...now we show you more boobies...The petite (not to mention bisexual) Danni Davis from Foundry Cams sent us a brand-spanking-new video:
CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH DANNI's NEW VIDEO...and of course if looking at half-nude 20-something young ladies is enough to pitch your tent...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU.We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one you're hearing the naughty ads for? Now you know. Go investigate.How's about peeling yourself away from that enormous box of Oreos and check out what's new in the MEDIA SECTION, including:
LUDACRIS: 'Politics - Obama Is Here'
Adult Starlet Chasey Laine Breaks Down on Video Set
Burlington Northern Head-on Train Collision
Girl Launched By Inflatable Blob
JUDGE JUDY Cameras Capture Earthquake In CaliforniaWe changed up some of our social networking links, so JOIN US:
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