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Weekends are for waving good-bye to your pants! and for hooking up with hotties at the local public pool
Boyfriend? Shmoyfriend, that's what happens when you leave your hot-as-hell girlfriend unattended. Silly rabbit, adultery is for adults.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not half as terrible as your halitosis. Have a mint, dragon-breath)
A one year-old little girl overhears a screaming phone conversation and a week later decides to parrot what she heard:
Oh, this should make all the parents in the crowd feel all warm and fuzzy. "shut up, you fucking bitch"... is so eloquent.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH and PERVERTED PLANET (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of KITTY JANE and NINA:
RateMyWOW: NINA
RateMyWOW: KITTY JANE
The most trailer for The Social Network which is based on Ben Mezrich's book, The Accidental Billionaires, The Founding of Facebook A Tale of Sex, Money, Genius and Betrayal will make you think...
...think about making a few enemies to make a few billion dollars.
Oksana Might Be Lying about Mel Gibson (WWTDD)
Whose Amazing Young Nubile boobs are these? (Drunken Stepfather)
OK, so she hasn't made a sex tape... but she looks amazing in a bikini and she's going to be in GREEN LANTERN... Crap, I think we just gave it away.
The 40 Greatest Movies About the Summer (BroBible)
Lara Leverence in Leopard Panties...and Leather Boots...and nothing else (Freakshow Planet)
The Sorcerer's Apprentice - A movie Review (Bullz-Eye)
Tommie Jo MIght have a Guy's Name, but she's got one hell of a Girl's Body (Dailyniner)
If Mel Gibson Was a Script Editor (vid) (FilmDrunk)
LeBron Comes Out of the Closet (With Leather)
Beth Williams is Breaking Free From her Silk Bathrobe (z0d)
Urinating in the Yard. Slapping a Child. A Mother's Work is Never Done (Noob Dad)
Wine-filled Bra Gives New Meaning to the Phrase “Nice Rack” (Campus Socialite)
Deja View: Point Break & Fast & Furious are the same goddamned movie (College Humor)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your hopes and dreams have been crushed like so many empty beer cans)
Those evil sounding guys in AVENGED SEVENFOLD have a new album coming out (click to pre-order, incidentally) and they just released a video for "Buried Alive":
... with lyrics! For those of you who ruined your hearing by going to clubs without earplugs... like us.
Speaking of AVENGED SEVENFOLD, did you ever wonder how they came up with their creepy-ass logo?
... this interview clip should answer that one nicely. You can see the FULL interview video over at Soundcheck.
It's nice to see FILTER getting back to their industrial roots with their new album:
The first single is "The Inevitable Relapse"... at that, kids, is the video for it.
From heavy metal, we move on over to...*drumroll*... heavy boobs!
Busty British bombshell Kelley Scarlett just got home from dinner and NEEDS to get out of her dress:
That sucker must have been itchy, because she can't wait to get her 32H-sized puppies out... or it could just be a video of Kelley taking her clothes off, and we're reading way too much into it.
This young lady goes by the name Karma Good... Jesus, all the really good girl names are taken... but even if her name sucks, her boobs sure don't:
...and as with all of the videos like hers Karma's assets don't just include her boobs ...she can also yodel. No, not really.
on the complete opposite end of the female spectrum we have sexy Venezuelan Ruth Medina... who likes flaunting her A-cups on the beaches of Venezuela:
We have to assume that if she's going to spend THAT much time rolling around in the sand naked ...she's going to spend a lot of time in the shower washing sand out of her cooch.
aaaaand what would an update from us be without a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS shaking her ass to rock music, which happens to be from DROWNING POOL this time:
Stare into Shanelle's eyes... only for a moment, then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Shanelle LIVE...and nekkid (her, not you...genius)
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
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THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not half as terrible as your halitosis. Have a mint, dragon-breath)
Guitar virtuoso Rick Renstrom gives new meaning to the phrase "Look ma! No Hands!":
OK, he's GOT hands...but they're tiny. He shreds better than most guys with two full hands.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of nicely nubbed Asian KYOKI and RIHANNA SAMUEL:
RateMyWOW: KYOKI
RateMyWOW: RIHANNA SAMUEL
Mel Gibson really likes getting blow jobs (WWTDD)
Oh boy! It's Christmas in July! the FOURTH Mel Gibson audio clip is online! (Radar Online)
Amy Winehouse is Hypnotically Beautiful (Drunken Stepfather)
Oof. Just cut through the bullshit and Go To Crack Whore Confessions... at least they're honest about themselves, you know?
A Whole Mess of Mel Gibson Remixes... from the O&A Show (FunnyCrave)
UPROXX 2010 Summer Buyer's Guide (UPROXX)
Smash’d: LeBron’s Locker Room Adventures (atom)
Tyalor Vixen has an ill-fitting bra. Her boobs are showing. Oh. Wait. (Freakshow Planet)
Girl Next Door: Taylor O'Connor (Bullz-Eye)
Is "Inception" as confusing as you think? (Campus Socialite)
If These Dinosaurs Are Real, We Don't Want to Be Right (URLesque)
Aurora is Nude on The Beach...and she probably has a lot of sand in her crack (z0d)
Franziska is a dead ringer for Amanda Seyfreid...only Amanda doesn't show off her no-no spot (Dailyniner)
Introducing The Next Thing To Kill Your Children Slowly: The Candwich (egoTV)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your hopes and dreams have been crushed like so many empty beer cans)
Those wealthy Brits in IRON MAIDEN are on tour now (click for tickets)... have a brand new album coming out (click to order!) and just released this nifty new video:
Good old Eddie is back...and he got himself blasted into space this time.
Our buddy SLASH and his hat, shared the stage with MICHAEL MONROE in Finland:
MICHAEL MONROE used to be in HANOI ROCKS. Now he's just aging and bony.
From great big guitars to great hineys...
The spicy Latina you see below is adult starlet August:
She spends almost the entire video giving herself an atomic wedgie... and that's not ALL she can do... she can also make a mean egg salad. Wait, no... wrong girl. She has sex on video.
Brunette bombshell Jayden Jaymes has been linked to Chuck Liddell and Dave Navarro...
...and in this clip from Big Wet Tits 6 (which you can see on-demand) ...she's linked to a really big bottle of baby oil.
What do two naked hotties like Renna Ryann and Diamon James do when they're alone?
Why, they lick chocolate icing off each other ...which is, of course, how we think ALL women behave together. Because we're totally deluded.
aaaaand what would an update from us be without a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS shaking her ass to rock music, which happens to be from DROWNING POOL this time:
Stare into Shanelle's eyes... only for a moment, then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Shanelle LIVE...and nekkid (her, not you...genius)
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not half as terrible as your halitosis. Have a mint, dragon-breath)
And now, a drunk, toothless Finnish man is going to demonstrate how to properly prounounce American auto names:
Ahh, so THAT's how you pronounce "Chrysler". We were doing it wrong the whole time.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
Whoopi Defends Mel Gibson (WWTDD)
ooh lookie! There's a THIRD Mel Gibson Audio Clip online! (Radar Online)
Katie Price Shows Off Her New Face (Drunken Stepfather)
Personally, we're fans of The good old Katie Price Sex Tape... otherwise we'd have no idea who she is.
19 Facts You May Not Have Known About the 'Star Wars' Universe (Asylum)
Eight Inexpensive Things Repurposed for Something Awesome (UPROXX)
Veronica Ricci must have an Itchy Bra... because she pulls it off very quickly (Freakshow Planet)
Girl Next Door: Taylor O'Connor (Bullz-Eye)
Video: Terrell Owens Gets Dunked On At The Rucker Park In Harlem (Real Talk NY)
Crazy Costco Charlie Will Make You Sample His Samples, Like it or Not (URLesque)
How To Fix Your Mom’s Computer Over the Phone (Flowchart) (Windowless Van)
Heather Vandeven is pulling back her Bikini and touching herself on a lucky inflatable chair (Dailyniner)
The Empire Strikes Back in MS Paint [GIF] (egoTV)
Alena and Anna Get Awfully Friendly and Frisky Awfully Quickly (z0d)
How To Propose to Your Girlfriend (FunnyCrave)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your hopes and dreams have been crushed like so many empty beer cans)
So. Very. Metal. ANTHRAX and SLAYER, who will be touring together on the AMERICAN CARNAGE tour jammed backstage in Europe on some classic AC/DC:
...and on vocals... Dave Mustaine's guitar tech Willie G. Wait, who? Exactly.
Our friends in SKID ROW are touring non-stop (click for tickets and tour dates), and here's a gig in Oakdale, Minnesota (wait, where?):
This is what happens when you play "Monkey Business for the billionth time, apparently. You do a massive guitar breakdown in the middle of the song.
From relatively big bands... to relatively bouncing...boobs:
We've shown you sexy Czech babe Dominno before:
But this is the first time (to our knowledge) that she's fellating a banana... lucky banana.
Her name is Caroline Cage, and she's a huge Soccer fan... so huge, that in honor of the World Cup, she's painted herself up like the Dutch soccer team:
Once she's done giving that soccer ball a rim job ...she's going to be cleaning paint out of her cooter for a month.
aaaaand what would an update from us be without a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS shaking her ass to rock music, which happens to be from DROWNING POOL this time:
Stare into Shanelle's eyes... only for a moment, then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Shanelle LIVE...and nekkid (her, not you...genius)
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
WooHoo! Weekend! Pants are Officially Optional! Especially if you plan on going out to a club and picking up a few ladies who may/may not be wearing any
Even if they showed up with guys, it's not your problem. It's a free world, and the ladies can go home with you if they want. The statistics on female adultery will blow your mind.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your stench after a weekend of heavy drinking)
Car blows tire, cartwheels across highway in Taiwan, and gets broadsided by the very bus it just passed:
...and the soothing music continues to play in the bus as the carnage unfolds.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
Mel Gibson is sensitive... wait, no he isn't (audio link) (WWTDD)
Saaay, whose surgically-enhanced, overly-tanned clam are these panties covering up? (Drunken Stepfather)
C'mon, guess! we promise we won't give away the answer... oh wait, we just did. Oopsie
Italian TV is Good - BOOBS! (Warming Glow)
Playboy's Keylee Parker has Perky Nubs...only really big ones (Freakshow Planet)
Girl Next Door: Lindsay Ann (Bullz-Eye)
Israeli Soldiers Get Busted for Dancing to Ke$ha's 'TiK ToK' on Patrol (The One) (URLesque)
Old Spice Guy on Boat Commercial (Todays Big Thing)
Zara is super-psyched about her new sex toy. It's a butt plug (Dailyniner)
Internet Sex Moves: Volume 2 (College Humor)
Sindy has a new Sex Toy, and her hands down her pants...she must have an itch (z0d)
7 Products You Should Never Buy Generic (FunnyCrave)
Twitter Shakes Things Up with California Earthquake (Campus Socialite)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that it's going to take you weeks to get your dried up puke cleaned off the living room sofa)
The guys in WINGER are still at it (laugh all you want, they still play better than you do) and here they are in New York City:
Performing "Seventeen" for a bunch of 35 year-olds.
Speaking of guys who play better than you, this is JOE STUMP. He shreds like Yngwie, teaches at Berklee, and does "Shred Clinics" like this one in Cincinnati:
...and the sad thing is he may still be living with his parents
From musicians to multi-talented mistresses
You probably have heard of Dutch adult starlet Bobbi Eden (that's what happens when you promise to give out free blow jobs):
This is a scene from BOBBI EDEN EXPOSED - which you can see on demand NOW.
2 women having a conversation in a kitchen, right? WRONG! it's Angelina Valentine and Mya Nichole - seconds before breaking out the sex toys:
This conversation is about all we can show you because the video gets very messy very quickly ...and the clean-up crew is going to need special stuff to get the bodily fluids off those granite counters.
So, you're into large-breasted tattooed girls with no inhibitions? then you should meet Mason Moore... she's about as filthy as they come/cum/whatever:
this clip is from BIG WET ASSES 17..and again, it's abuot all we can show you without the authorities showing up.
aaaaand what would an update from us be without a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS shaking her ass to rock music, which happens to be from DROWNING POOL this time:
Stare into Shanelle's eyes... only for a moment, then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Shanelle LIVE...and nekkid (her, not you...genius)
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
