Speeding Teen Takes out Highway, Someone tried to kill Paris Hilton, Rob Halford's Leather and Chains, MEGADETH in Hollywood, DROWNING POOL does PANTERA, Capri Cavalli will get you fired, PLAYBOY's Sofia Lane, Kiss Kara does homework

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(But not even remotely as bad as your receding hairline and breath. Here's a mint and some Rogaine)

If you're going to take out a freeway for six hours, you might as well do it Dukes of Hazzard style:

Car split into three pieces, and the kid LIVED... let's all get dashboard-cameras and see what kind of mayhem we can record while driving!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Someone tried to Kill Paris Hilton (WWTDD)

Say it ain't so! the world needs vapid blockheads who get famous after releasing homemade sex tapes. Hell, that's most of reality TV.


Someone's surgically-enhanced ass was strolling through the sand (Drunken Stepfather)

C'mon this is an easy one it's not like we haven't posted links to her sex tape a hundred times before. Now that wasn't so hard, was it?

'Star Wars' Reimagined as Silent Films (MovieFone)

Giuliana Marino is one seriously spicy meatball...and she's pretty cute too (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Jessica Marie (Bullz-Eye)

Someone Should tell Jana Cova that her tiny necktie isn't nearly enough to cover her for that interview at Hardee's (z0d)

Jana and Jana are Just the Best Of Friends...who get naked a lot and lick each other (Dailyniner)

Catherine: The Weirdest Video Game You’ll Ever Play (The Campus Socialite)

Other Celebrity Stormtrooper Action Figures (Gunaxin)

Poodle Puppy Dances For Freedom (College Humor)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that most of your friends' names are plastered on the front of whiskey bottles)

In retrospect, when you look at all the leather and chains ROB HALFORD shackles himself with:

...the whole gay thing isn't really that shocking, is it?

The guys in MEGADETH are releasing Rust In Peace - LIVE, and this friends, is a little taste of "Holy Wars...The Punishment Due":

Well, OK... it's the WHOLE song. Mustaine's guitar is so pointy, it's a miracle no one in the band gets stabbed with it.

OUr amigos in DROWNING POOL paid homage to the PANTERA guys with their take on "Cowboys from Hell":

Damn, there's some cool shit going on at Ozzfest this year. We's going!

Heavy Metal always leads to...Heavy Hooters!

In any normal job situation Capri Cavalli would get everyone in the office fired for pulling this shit:

But not in Smut-land! You can see the end result of Capri's advances in the full version. It's totally realistic, man. Really.

This beautiful blond bombshell is PLAYBOY's Sofia Lane and she used to be 40 pounds heavier:

But she's not anymore, so put away the harpoon guns and gawk at her shapely hiney in the shower.

We suggest that ALL women do their homework just like Kara:

topless, feeling herself up, in front of her laptop and big-ass flat screen TV Kiss Kara is a Homework Role Model, dammit.

Emi, who has been featured in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips, is once again shaking her tattooed tail in tribute to "Tattoos & Tequila" by VINCE NEIL of MOTLEY CRUE. We wanted her to drink Vince Neil's Tres Rios Tequila while she made this clip, but after thinking it through, we realized no one wanted to see a clip of a giggling tattooed chick falling down.


Click on Emi's very large tattoo, enjoy some Tequila if you'd like, then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Emi LIVE (try not to get too wasted; you don't want any of that drunk-typing happening)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Fireworks vs Scooter, New Boobs on RateMyWow, Mel Gibson Hates Oksana and Misses his Lakers, Pam Anderson's new PETA ad, Aweome EXPENDABLES Trailer, Bret Michaels vs the Out-of-Tune Guitar, Carol Goldenerova is No Mechanic, Carmella Bing is covered in Oil

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not half as terrible as your halitosis. Have a mint, dragon-breath)

Why sell that old scooter to a fellow Russian when you can blow it up with a big ass brick of fireworks?

Oh, who are we bullshitting? Blowing up shit with fireworks is fun everywhere.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH and SHE IS HALF MY AGE (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of nicely nubbed Asian PERRY and SWEET JANE:


RateMyWOW: SWEET JANE
RateMyWOW: PERRY

The most awesomest trailer for The EXPENDABLES wasn't done by the folks at LIONSGATE. Go figger.

Sylvester Stallone Testosterone-Fests are meant to dominate the box office. Right?

Mel Gibson Hates Oksana & Misses the Lakers (WWTDD)


Pamela Anderson's Controversial New PETA ad (Drunken Stepfather)

Oh thank God for that... Pamela Anderson's homemade sex tapes were getting so boring... Wait a minute, no they weren't.

A LeBron James Haters Guide (FunnyCrave)

Buxom Brooke Lee Adams just busted out of her sweater. Who's complaining? No one. That's right. (Freakshow Planet)

The Sorcerer's Apprentice - A movie Review (Bullz-Eye)

Cody Love just LOVES to get naked and play with herself. We Love Cody Love for doing that (Dailyniner)

UPROXX Summer Guide: The Hottest New Video Games (UPROXX)

Eight of the Creepiest Places to Check Into on Foursquare (Asylum)

How come WE never had teachers that look like Brooke Banner? (z0d)

The Old Spice Guy Proposes A Swan Dive Into Marriage (Campus Socialite)

How To Poop At Work, in case you didn't know (Dave and Thomas)

'Axe Cop' Coming to Print at Dark Horse Comics (Comics Alliance)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your hopes and dreams have been crushed like so many empty beer cans)

Yes, he's our buddy. Yes, BRET MICHAELS (who has a new CD to promote) was on The View playing with a very out-of-tune Guitar:

Ten bucks says some roadie got beaten with that guitar as soon as they went to commercial.

From poorly-tuned guitars to nicely-tuned ta-ta's...

Sexy Czech Carol Goldenerova doesn't know a thing about fixing cars, but she's got a socket wrench and really big boobs:

So we're going to drop our car off and pray for the best... if Carol spends the whole time feeling herself up... we'll be OK with never driving our shitbox again.

Busty brunette Carmella Bing must be in a really tight bikini... cuz she's got to cover herself in baby oil to get out of the thing:

...or are we missing the point entirely? Watch Carmella's whole raunchy scene in Big Wet Tits 6 (which you can see on-demand) ...and decide for yourself, pal.

What do two naked hotties like Renna Ryann and Diamon James do when they're alone?

Why, they lick chocolate icing off each other ...which is, of course, how we think ALL women behave together. Because we're totally deluded.

aaaaand what would an update from us be without a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS shaking her ass to rock music, which happens to be from DROWNING POOL this time:


Stare into Shanelle's eyes... only for a moment, then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Shanelle LIVE...and nekkid (her, not you...genius)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Rick Renstrom the stumpy guitarist, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, Mel Gibson Loves BJs, Amy Winehouse is Gorgeous, IRON MAIDEN's New Video, SLASH and Michael Monroe in Finland, August and the Atomic Wedgie, Jayden Jaymes and a lot of oil

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not half as terrible as your halitosis. Have a mint, dragon-breath)

Guitar virtuoso Rick Renstrom gives new meaning to the phrase "Look ma! No Hands!":

OK, he's GOT hands...but they're tiny. He shreds better than most guys with two full hands.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of nicely nubbed Asian KYOKI and RIHANNA SAMUEL:


RateMyWOW: KYOKI
RateMyWOW: RIHANNA SAMUEL

Mel Gibson really likes getting blow jobs (WWTDD)

Oh boy! It's Christmas in July! the FOURTH Mel Gibson audio clip is online! (Radar Online)


Amy Winehouse is Hypnotically Beautiful (Drunken Stepfather)

Oof. Just cut through the bullshit and Go To Crack Whore Confessions... at least they're honest about themselves, you know?

A Whole Mess of Mel Gibson Remixes... from the O&A Show (FunnyCrave)

UPROXX 2010 Summer Buyer's Guide (UPROXX)

Smash’d: LeBron’s Locker Room Adventures (atom)

Tyalor Vixen has an ill-fitting bra. Her boobs are showing. Oh. Wait. (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Taylor O'Connor (Bullz-Eye)

Is "Inception" as confusing as you think? (Campus Socialite)

If These Dinosaurs Are Real, We Don't Want to Be Right (URLesque)

Aurora is Nude on The Beach...and she probably has a lot of sand in her crack (z0d)

Franziska is a dead ringer for Amanda Seyfreid...only Amanda doesn't show off her no-no spot (Dailyniner)

Introducing The Next Thing To Kill Your Children Slowly: The Candwich (egoTV)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your hopes and dreams have been crushed like so many empty beer cans)

Those wealthy Brits in IRON MAIDEN are on tour now (click for tickets)... have a brand new album coming out (click to order!) and just released this nifty new video:

Good old Eddie is back...and he got himself blasted into space this time.

Our buddy SLASH and his hat, shared the stage with MICHAEL MONROE in Finland:

MICHAEL MONROE used to be in HANOI ROCKS. Now he's just aging and bony.

From great big guitars to great hineys...

The spicy Latina you see below is adult starlet August:

She spends almost the entire video giving herself an atomic wedgie... and that's not ALL she can do... she can also make a mean egg salad. Wait, no... wrong girl. She has sex on video.

Brunette bombshell Jayden Jaymes has been linked to Chuck Liddell and Dave Navarro...

...and in this clip from Big Wet Tits 6 (which you can see on-demand) ...she's linked to a really big bottle of baby oil.

What do two naked hotties like Renna Ryann and Diamon James do when they're alone?

Why, they lick chocolate icing off each other ...which is, of course, how we think ALL women behave together. Because we're totally deluded.

aaaaand what would an update from us be without a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS shaking her ass to rock music, which happens to be from DROWNING POOL this time:


Stare into Shanelle's eyes... only for a moment, then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Shanelle LIVE...and nekkid (her, not you...genius)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Drunken Finnish Pronunciation, More Mel Gibson Audio Goodness, Katie Price's New Face, ANTHRAX and SLAYER jam AC/DC, SKID ROW in Minnesota, Caroline Cage Loves Soccer, and Dominno Loves Bananas

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not half as terrible as your halitosis. Have a mint, dragon-breath)

And now, a drunk, toothless Finnish man is going to demonstrate how to properly prounounce American auto names:

Ahh, so THAT's how you pronounce "Chrysler". We were doing it wrong the whole time.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Whoopi Defends Mel Gibson (WWTDD)

ooh lookie! There's a THIRD Mel Gibson Audio Clip online! (Radar Online)


Katie Price Shows Off Her New Face (Drunken Stepfather)

Personally, we're fans of The good old Katie Price Sex Tape... otherwise we'd have no idea who she is.

19 Facts You May Not Have Known About the 'Star Wars' Universe (Asylum)

Eight Inexpensive Things Repurposed for Something Awesome (UPROXX)

Veronica Ricci must have an Itchy Bra... because she pulls it off very quickly (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Taylor O'Connor (Bullz-Eye)

Video: Terrell Owens Gets Dunked On At The Rucker Park In Harlem (Real Talk NY)

Crazy Costco Charlie Will Make You Sample His Samples, Like it or Not (URLesque)

How To Fix Your Mom’s Computer Over the Phone (Flowchart) (Windowless Van)

Heather Vandeven is pulling back her Bikini and touching herself on a lucky inflatable chair (Dailyniner)

The Empire Strikes Back in MS Paint [GIF] (egoTV)

Alena and Anna Get Awfully Friendly and Frisky Awfully Quickly (z0d)

How To Propose to Your Girlfriend (FunnyCrave)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your hopes and dreams have been crushed like so many empty beer cans)

So. Very. Metal. ANTHRAX and SLAYER, who will be touring together on the AMERICAN CARNAGE tour jammed backstage in Europe on some classic AC/DC:

...and on vocals... Dave Mustaine's guitar tech Willie G. Wait, who? Exactly.

Our friends in SKID ROW are touring non-stop (click for tickets and tour dates), and here's a gig in Oakdale, Minnesota (wait, where?):

This is what happens when you play "Monkey Business for the billionth time, apparently. You do a massive guitar breakdown in the middle of the song.

From relatively big bands... to relatively bouncing...boobs:

We've shown you sexy Czech babe Dominno before:

But this is the first time (to our knowledge) that she's fellating a banana... lucky banana.

Her name is Caroline Cage, and she's a huge Soccer fan... so huge, that in honor of the World Cup, she's painted herself up like the Dutch soccer team:

Once she's done giving that soccer ball a rim job ...she's going to be cleaning paint out of her cooter for a month.

aaaaand what would an update from us be without a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS shaking her ass to rock music, which happens to be from DROWNING POOL this time:


Stare into Shanelle's eyes... only for a moment, then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Shanelle LIVE...and nekkid (her, not you...genius)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

FOUNDRY CAMS: Shanelle & DROWNING POOL Turn So Cold

Shanelle, whose blond bombshell body has been featured in quite a few FOUNDRY CAMS videos, has once again tailored one of our over-sized FoundryMusic T-Shirts (with the help of a few shoelaces) and made herself a more appealing ensemble.
Enjoy as she shows off her fantastic figure with the help of some music by our pals in DROWNING POOL, who previously gave us 'Soldiers' for our Tribute to our Military serving overseas.
Thanks to Jon for the editing.



Stare into Shanelle's eyes... only for a moment, then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Shanelle LIVE...and nekkid (her, not you)

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

FoundryMusic
c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC
PO Box 257
Millington, NJ
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Thanks again to our friends in DROWNING POOL for "Turn So Cold" off their new self-titled disc:


You can also download some Drowning Pool online at iTunes!


Wouldn't you know it, DROWNING POOL is on tour Now - so get those tickets while you can!

You can see Shanelle in these other fine FOUNDRY CAMS clips:
FOUNDRY CAMS: Do Your Thing with Shanelle
FOUNDRY CAMS: Deck The Halls With Lovely Ladies
FOUNDRY CAMS: Shanelle and Cherry Get Wet with TAKING DAWN

FOUNDRYMUSIC INTERVIEW with Ryan McCombs of DROWNING POOL

After cutting his teeth with Chicago-based metal outfit SOiL, Ryan McCombs filled the vocalist spot in DROWNING POOL (their second singer since the demise of Dave Williams in 2002).

We let loose our writer FoundryMusicPhil on Ryan, and he came back with a great interview with the very candid singer.






CLICK THE PIC TO READ THE FULL INTERVIEW WITH RYAN



DROWNING POOL: Discography



FOUNDRY CAMS: This is for the Soldiers (featuring DROWNING POOL)

FOUNDRY CAMS - This is for the soldiers (featuring DROWNING POOL)

The girls of FOUNDRY CAMS put on the most military-looking outfits they could find and grabbed their American flags in honor of our troops stationed all over the world. You can chat with all of these lovely ladies LIVE on Foundry Cams right now. Special thanks to DROWNING POOL for the song "Soldiers"



WATCH 'THIS IS FOR THE SOLDIERS' NOW