Monday Links: Warm up with a MILF, 100mph Highway Crash, Car vs. Fence, WARRANT live in Phoenix, Topless beauties Tiffany Brookes, Sharon Pink, Kasandra

 

Happy snowy Monday, kids (unless you live down south). Get out of the cold, and into your neighbor's bed:

OK, so maybe she's not posing for photos, but you'll never know unless you hurry up!

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Winter in Maine has its perks, you know...

...like watching some idiot plow through a STOP sign and destroy your neighbor's fence.

Random Airbag Test!

a Wichita driver plows into parked car going over 100mph.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your frown, however, is. Cheer up, Grinch. It's the Holiday Season!

RIP Brittany Murphy
(Drunken Stepfather)
Brittany Murphy: A look back at the Sexy

Adele Stephens emerges from the pool, looking Barbie-like (z0d)

Girl Next Door: Pele Lovell (Bullz-Eye)

Georgia Jones in Assless Chaps (Daily Niner)

Helpful Tips to Avoid Being “That Guy” at Your Office Christmas Party (Gunaxin)

Cassie Rose Can't Possibly Get any Hotter (FreakshowPlanet)

Why 2010 will be Hilarious (COMEDY)

Tiger Woods Tower Defense (Heavy)

5 Rules of a Good Wingman (The Bachelor Guy)

2009 Playmate Review (Playboy)

The 18 Best Movies Of The Decade (FilmDrunk)

Hot Cougars: A Photo Gallery (FunnyCrave)

whoa, wait a minute... did someone say COUGAR???

Whatcha waiting for??? hook up with a sophisticated older woman now!

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your grudge-holding will keep you in a perpetual state of misery. Sucks to be you, don't it?)

This leggy brunette with the nice nubs is Tiffany Brookes and she can't wait to get out of that bothersome bikini:

She's got a Sybian to ride. which is a fun activity for lonely gals.

Busty Polish blond Sharon Pink is spending time with her biggest fan:

And it really is a fan. A big one! (rimshot)

What do you call WARRANT without Jani Lane?

Umm, you still call 'em WARRANT, only with Robert Mason singing, there's less falling down.

aaaad back to boobies, Busty raven-haired Polish babe Kasandra is fondling her funbags in front of the Christmas tree.

Woo! Christmas is early!

Our fantastic FOUNDRY CAMS girls Shanelle and Cherry are getting wet and hosing down their FoundryMusic shirts. TAKING DAWN supplies the soundtrack.
The girls provide the boobies.

CLICK ON SHANELLE TO SEE HER GET WET!

(and now to recap... because we can't remember what happened five seconds ago, let alone five minutes ago)

Hurry up and get that hot Cougar's phone number, because you should be looking at what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Caught On CCTV: Driver Ignores Stop sign, plows through fence
Tiffany Brookes Busts out of her Black Bikini
Caught on Video: 100mph Highway Crash in Kansas
Sharon Pink Plays with Her New Fan..and her boobs
WARRANT: Uncle Tom's Cabin LIVE in Phoenix
Kasandra Fondles Her Funbags For Christmas

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Monday on the Opie and Anthony Show: Bill Burr, Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne, Tony Darrow

Listen up, kids - this is our FINAL WEEK OF BROADCASTS from our luxurious 57th Street facility before we shove-off to the main Sirius building on 6th Avenue, so we're lining up as many killer shows as humanly possible:

Tomorrow, Monday, we have on the Opie and Anthony Show:

Our buddy, our pal, Bill Burr will be on-air with us all week.

 

The legendary Ozzy Osbourne and Sharon Osbourne will be on the POgram promoting their new variety show, Osbournes Reloaded, which premieres this week.

 

Also, Tony Darrow (you know him from his role in almost every mafia film ever made, including his role as 'Sonny Bunz' in Goodfellas, where he got his melon smashed with a wine bottle by Joe Pesci) will be in studio promoting his comedy gigs.

Remember,kids. Friday, April 3rd, is our FINAL BROADCAST from the studios at 57th street. This is your last week to be an audience member, so be there...or be... absent.

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Tuesday Opie and Anthony Links: Jim Norton back from Bonnaroo, Louis CK, Sharon Osbourne Animation Festival Continues, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, New Vid

LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE AND ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

ANIMATION FESTIVAL VIDEOS AVAILABLE ON iTUNES!! (So far, there is one clip of videos from the festival.... ONLINE NOW!)

Animation Festival Continues: The first Opie and Anthony Animation Festival was such a success, we're going to do it again! It's probably going to happen sometime in the fall, so you have PLENTY of time to get your asses animating if you want to create a masterpiece.

Go to iTunes for some examples of animations that were featured in the Animation Festival

...and if you MISSED the animation fest, you can still get a shirt...

OFFICIAL ANIMATION FESTIVAL SHIRTS: Opie's brother Elmo designed a special shirt JUST for the Animation Festival and you can get them online while supplies last!



CLICK THE PIC TO GET YOUR SHIRT NOW!!!!

Our own Jim Norton is back in NYC after a hell of a run at Bonnaroo in Tennessee. Friend of the show Louis CK is also stopping by the POgram, and we're going to hear from the one and only Sharon Osbourne as well.

Remember, if you want to see any of these fancy people LIVE, in-studio...or even Louis CK... just remember to turn on your PalTalk!... you can watch the show LIVE, as it happens. Or, if you're anything like us, you're paying close attention Ladies Of Paltalk, namely that chick with the fantastic ass who derails the show once every fifteen minutes or so...

NEW Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks to our west coast cronies Yoshi, and Brandon Iron, who is promoting his site SPERM COCKTAIL (seriously, don't click on that at work), we have a brand new pair of breasticles to show you, courtesy of starlet Rachel Milan:



RateMyWOW: Rachel Milan

...and because boobies are so nice, we show you this now...

The lovely ladies of FOUNDRY CAMS were sent a batch of Official Merchandise and they made this collection of amazing videos....





CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH THE VIDEO

...If any portion of that video left you feeling a little... excited.. why not do something about it with that chick in the office you've been eyeballing...

We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one you're hearing the naughty ads for? Now you know. Go investigate.

Why not put down that Big Box Of Peanut Butter Cups you've been endulging in, and check out all the videos to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Katya Brushes Her Teeth Topless

St George Statue Falls In Church

Drunk Bikini Babes Get Frisky at the Pool Party

Fleeing Suspect in Oakland, CA Rams Police Car

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