Danny Trejo and 'MACHETE', Edward Norton and 'The Avengers', WARRANT and Some New Guy, KID ROCK and 80 thousand NJ Boneheads, Gianna Michaels, Angelina Valentine, and their oily torsos

Happy. Umm. Monday? Wipe thr crusties from your eyes, and politely tell the two married women on either side of the bed to gather up their things

Someone is bound to be looking for them, and the weekend of debauchery you just had is all done. Well, until next weekend.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not half as terrible as your halitosis. Have a mint, dragon-breath)

Will MACHETE propel Danny Trejo into super-stardom?

Honestly? Probably not. Will we go see it? Absolutely. Hail Danny Trejo!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Edward Norton Got Fired from 'The Avengers' (WWTDD)


Kim Kardashian's Butt isn't getting any Smaller (Drunken Stepfather)

As usual, we'll use the above photo as an excuse to promote Kim Kardashian's sex tape... You know, the one she did with Ray J...

A Guide to Disney’s Horrible Female Role Models (feat. Photo Evidence) (UPROXX)

Rene Perez is one Seriously Spicy Li'l Meatball (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Taylor O'Connor (Bullz-Eye)

The Incredible Bendy Bike (URLesque)

Sex Tips From Olivia Munn (Asylum)

Mary Queen. Rhymes with Dairy Queen. Her Bikini is awful. Thank God she's taking it off (Dailyniner)

Career Suicide: Ten Awful Celebrity Rants (Part I) (Campus Socialite)

Joanne has a GIANT new sex toy (z0d)

Sexy Women of the LPGA (FunnyCrave)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your hopes and dreams have been crushed like so many empty beer cans)

Remember the hair band WARRANT? All of the original members are back, minus Jani Lane. Robet Mason is singing with them now:

Gee, who do you think the problem in that band was? C'mon... this isn't a difficult one, kids.

His name is KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!

He opened up the Giants Stadium BON JOVI the other day, and attempted to explain what "Bawitaba" means to 80,000 New Jersey Meatheads. It didn't work.

From Really big bands... to really big... you guessed it! Boobs!

You've heard of Gianna Michaels (and if you haven't, then shame on you):

This is Gianna Michaels oiling up her chest in a scene from 'Big Wet Tits 4'... *Applause*

Sticking with the 'Big Wet' theme, this is our favorite new plaything, Angelina Valentine:

Who must have VERY dry skin, because in this clip from BIG WET TITS 7 ...she's lubing up her chest with more oil than it takes to lube your old man's Ford.

From establised boobs to newer boobs... or 'noobs', petite, young Ariel Rebel is dancing in her underwear... much like you do when no one is looking:

only when SHE does it full-blown bisexuality tends to break out... and when you do it... the neighbors tend to freak out.

aaaaand what would an update from us be without a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS shaking her ass to rock music, which happens to be from DROWNING POOL this time:


Stare into Shanelle's eyes... only for a moment, then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Shanelle LIVE...and nekkid (her, not you...genius)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

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We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Monday Links: Warm up with a MILF, 100mph Highway Crash, Car vs. Fence, WARRANT live in Phoenix, Topless beauties Tiffany Brookes, Sharon Pink, Kasandra

 

Happy snowy Monday, kids (unless you live down south). Get out of the cold, and into your neighbor's bed:

OK, so maybe she's not posing for photos, but you'll never know unless you hurry up!

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Winter in Maine has its perks, you know...

...like watching some idiot plow through a STOP sign and destroy your neighbor's fence.

Random Airbag Test!

a Wichita driver plows into parked car going over 100mph.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your frown, however, is. Cheer up, Grinch. It's the Holiday Season!

RIP Brittany Murphy
(Drunken Stepfather)
Brittany Murphy: A look back at the Sexy

Adele Stephens emerges from the pool, looking Barbie-like (z0d)

Girl Next Door: Pele Lovell (Bullz-Eye)

Georgia Jones in Assless Chaps (Daily Niner)

Helpful Tips to Avoid Being “That Guy” at Your Office Christmas Party (Gunaxin)

Cassie Rose Can't Possibly Get any Hotter (FreakshowPlanet)

Why 2010 will be Hilarious (COMEDY)

Tiger Woods Tower Defense (Heavy)

5 Rules of a Good Wingman (The Bachelor Guy)

2009 Playmate Review (Playboy)

The 18 Best Movies Of The Decade (FilmDrunk)

Hot Cougars: A Photo Gallery (FunnyCrave)

whoa, wait a minute... did someone say COUGAR???

Whatcha waiting for??? hook up with a sophisticated older woman now!

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your grudge-holding will keep you in a perpetual state of misery. Sucks to be you, don't it?)

This leggy brunette with the nice nubs is Tiffany Brookes and she can't wait to get out of that bothersome bikini:

She's got a Sybian to ride. which is a fun activity for lonely gals.

Busty Polish blond Sharon Pink is spending time with her biggest fan:

And it really is a fan. A big one! (rimshot)

What do you call WARRANT without Jani Lane?

Umm, you still call 'em WARRANT, only with Robert Mason singing, there's less falling down.

aaaad back to boobies, Busty raven-haired Polish babe Kasandra is fondling her funbags in front of the Christmas tree.

Woo! Christmas is early!

Our fantastic FOUNDRY CAMS girls Shanelle and Cherry are getting wet and hosing down their FoundryMusic shirts. TAKING DAWN supplies the soundtrack.
The girls provide the boobies.

CLICK ON SHANELLE TO SEE HER GET WET!

(and now to recap... because we can't remember what happened five seconds ago, let alone five minutes ago)

Hurry up and get that hot Cougar's phone number, because you should be looking at what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Caught On CCTV: Driver Ignores Stop sign, plows through fence
Tiffany Brookes Busts out of her Black Bikini
Caught on Video: 100mph Highway Crash in Kansas
Sharon Pink Plays with Her New Fan..and her boobs
WARRANT: Uncle Tom's Cabin LIVE in Phoenix
Kasandra Fondles Her Funbags For Christmas

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FOUNDRY CAMS: Dani Rocks Out In Her F*CK ME Shirt

FOUNDRY CAMS: Dani Rocks Out In Her F*CK ME Shirt
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Petite, smoking-hot, and bisexual. These are the words that leap to mind when describing the delicious Dani, a relatively new addition to FOUNDRY CAMS. We sent her a F*CK ME Shirt, and she wore it for about sixty seconds before tearing it off to play with her perky boobs.
Music by SAINTS OF THE UNDERGROUND (Jani Lane - WARRANT, Bobby Blotzer & Robbie Crane - RATT, Keri Kelly - ALICE COOPER BAND).

FOUNDRY CAMS: Dani Rocks Out In Her F*CK ME Shirt

Petite, smoking-hot, & bisexual. These are the words that leap to mind when describing the delicious Dani. We sent her a F*CK ME Shirt, and she wore it for about sixty seconds before tearing it off to play with her perky boobs. Music by SAINTS OF THE UNDERGROUND (Jani Lane - WARRANT, Bobby Blotzer & Robbie Crane - RATT, Keri Kelly - ALICE COOPER)

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FOUNDRY CAMS: Dani Rocks Out In Her F*CK ME Shirt

Petite, smoking-hot, and BISEXUAL. These are the words that leap to mind when describing the delicious Dani, a relatively new addition to FOUNDRY CAMS. We sent her a FoundryMusic F*CK ME Shirt, and she wore it for about sixty seconds before tearing it off to play with her perky boobs.




Music by SAINTS OF THE UNDERGROUND (Jani Lane - WARRANT, Bobby Blotzer & Robbie Crane - RATT, Keri Kelly - ALICE COOPER BAND).
Thanks to our own Jon for the great editing job.







CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH DANI IN ACTION



Then, as if you had a choice in the matter...Go to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Dani LIVE