MILF looking for a friend, Drunkard gets Racial (kind of), Drifing and Crashing in Russia, Ass in Leggings, Red Band PAUL trailer, SOILWORK's new video, CINDERELLA in Sweden, Brianna Frost

Your mom is taking provocative photos of herself...again. Can't say we don't mind.

You see, your mom's been on the market for a while...looking for a 'friend with benefits'...and we don't mean health insurance.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(So is your face. Stop breaking mirrors, assface)

Stand back, folks... this drunkard is about to get all racial!

If only he could REMEMBER what 'racial' means. Last time we checked, the word 'Kerosene' didn't fall under the guidelines of racist terminology.

Thank GOD for dashboard-mounted cameras...

Honestly, how else would we get to see horrific highway accidents up close and personal -- like this one in Russia.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(unlike your contribution to society, waste of space)


Ass in Leggings! Ass in Leggings! Ass in Leggings! Yeah. So? (Drunken Stepfather)

OK, how do we give away a hint for this one? blah blah blabbity blah... CHLOE...blabbity blah blah blah


Nessa Is Nice and Naked and Showing off her Naughty Bits (FreakShow Planet)

Car Review: 2011 Nissan Xterra (Bullz-Eye)

What kind of a name is XLCR MOON, anyway? We have no clue and we can't pronounce it (z0d)

Brigitte Anne is blonde, beautiful and showing off her Boobies. BRAVO. (Daily Niner)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only friend you have is that bottle of Jack you cozy up to every night.)

Swedish power metal group SOILWORK is getting all mellow in their old age:

... oh wait, we were thinking of Johnny Mathis. Common mistake. SOILWORK still sounds like a fist to the face... several times.

If Tom Keifer from CINDERELLA wants to sing any higher, he's going to have to put his nuts in a vise:

We thought it was 'vice'... then we realized that he can't really put his nuts into cigarettes or alcohol... get it? Vice? Eh, we finally do.

...and we finally broke down and watched the Red Band Trailer for the movie PAUL:

NOW we understand why it's supposed to be so funny. Any movie that references "Alien Balls" this much has GOT to be funny.

From Bands and Big Ass Movies, we move along to... ok, we get it... BOOTY! *blows party horn*

What is Caroline Pierce doing in a movie called BIG WET ASSES?

Here's a hint, Chester. She's not baking banana bread.

The lovely and talented Brianna Frost, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos is lotioning up her chest:

She must have very ashy skin, because why else would a gal rub so much lotion on herself?? Oh. Ah. Wait a moment. We get it now.

Speaking of FOUNDRY CAMS... let's lookee here...

If Emma Ink looks familiar, that's because she's been in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips before (these girls change their names like they're changing their panties, for crying out loud). She's tattooed up and would be the perfect trophy to add to the back of your motorcycle... if you're into that kind of thing. Thanks to our friends in FURNAZE for the friendly music.
Thanks to Jon for the editing, as always.

Watch the vid. Get all excited... then get yourself on over to Emma-Ink.com and watch Emma LIVE, on webcam, getting naked and dirty just for you. (and we do mean JUST for you, because she'll do the private VIP thing if you want)




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Taiwan Freeway Rollover, Mel Gibson's Not-So-Friendly Audio, WINGER in NYC, JOE STUMP in Cincinnati, Bobbi Eden and Friend, Angelina Valentine is Frisky, Mason Moore is Oily

WooHoo! Weekend! Pants are Officially Optional! Especially if you plan on going out to a club and picking up a few ladies who may/may not be wearing any

Even if they showed up with guys, it's not your problem. It's a free world, and the ladies can go home with you if they want. The statistics on female adultery will blow your mind.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your stench after a weekend of heavy drinking)

Car blows tire, cartwheels across highway in Taiwan, and gets broadsided by the very bus it just passed:

...and the soothing music continues to play in the bus as the carnage unfolds.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Mel Gibson is sensitive... wait, no he isn't (audio link) (WWTDD)


Saaay, whose surgically-enhanced, overly-tanned clam are these panties covering up? (Drunken Stepfather)

C'mon, guess! we promise we won't give away the answer... oh wait, we just did. Oopsie

Italian TV is Good - BOOBS! (Warming Glow)

Playboy's Keylee Parker has Perky Nubs...only really big ones (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Lindsay Ann (Bullz-Eye)

Israeli Soldiers Get Busted for Dancing to Ke$ha's 'TiK ToK' on Patrol (The One) (URLesque)

Old Spice Guy on Boat Commercial (Todays Big Thing)

Zara is super-psyched about her new sex toy. It's a butt plug (Dailyniner)

Internet Sex Moves: Volume 2 (College Humor)

Sindy has a new Sex Toy, and her hands down her pants...she must have an itch (z0d)

7 Products You Should Never Buy Generic (FunnyCrave)

Twitter Shakes Things Up with California Earthquake (Campus Socialite)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that it's going to take you weeks to get your dried up puke cleaned off the living room sofa)

The guys in WINGER are still at it (laugh all you want, they still play better than you do) and here they are in New York City:

Performing "Seventeen" for a bunch of 35 year-olds.

Speaking of guys who play better than you, this is JOE STUMP. He shreds like Yngwie, teaches at Berklee, and does "Shred Clinics" like this one in Cincinnati:

...and the sad thing is he may still be living with his parents

From musicians to multi-talented mistresses

You probably have heard of Dutch adult starlet Bobbi Eden (that's what happens when you promise to give out free blow jobs):

This is a scene from BOBBI EDEN EXPOSED - which you can see on demand NOW.

2 women having a conversation in a kitchen, right? WRONG! it's Angelina Valentine and Mya Nichole - seconds before breaking out the sex toys:

This conversation is about all we can show you because the video gets very messy very quickly ...and the clean-up crew is going to need special stuff to get the bodily fluids off those granite counters.

So, you're into large-breasted tattooed girls with no inhibitions? then you should meet Mason Moore... she's about as filthy as they come/cum/whatever:

this clip is from BIG WET ASSES 17..and again, it's abuot all we can show you without the authorities showing up.

aaaaand what would an update from us be without a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS shaking her ass to rock music, which happens to be from DROWNING POOL this time:


Stare into Shanelle's eyes... only for a moment, then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Shanelle LIVE...and nekkid (her, not you...genius)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Tuesday Links: Rock Scream Tuesday, New Racist Ringtones,Traveling Virus Coming to Virginia, Fall Interns Needed, New Videos Online, More RSS Feeds

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The skies are clear, and it's a beautiful Rock Scream Tuesday, so have yourself a warm beverage, crank up some Jim Gillette, throw on your ratty IRON MAIDEN t-shirt, squeeze your nuts, give us a call (new number: 877-212-OandA), and do your best Metal God impression. It's also Hummer Tuesday, Diabolical Laugh Tuesday, Wake Up Your Spouse/Partner/Buddy Tuesday and Far Away Phone Call Tuesday.

Since we can't actually DESCRIBE Hummer Tuesday on the air (it's a blowjob, sheesh), perhaps if you're a lucky fella or lucky gal, you'll Turn on Your Paltalk and see a few hummers going on. At the very least, you'll see the lovely Ladies of PALTALK, who spend their mornings showering, sleeping nude, getting dressed, or having the morning sex. We watch them, and you should too!)

Wowee Kazowee... The lovely Romy from FOUNDRY CAMS sent in an AMAZING new video of her shaking her hard rock ass in her F*CK ME Shirt to music we got from THE CURSED:


FOUNDRY CAMS: Romy Rocks Out In Her F*CK ME Shirt

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Speaking of shirts...





(Check out what Nyli is wearing!)

It's about that time again, boys and girls... We're looking for Opie and Anthony Show INTERNS for the fall semester! Gather your cover letters and resume's and APPLY ONLINE NOW!

There's another big batch of video hotness in the MEDIA SECTION, including:

Slalom Skateboarding World Record (from 1991)

John Mayer and Sherrod Small sing 'Chocolate Rain' on BEST WEEK EVER

Dog Craps on Runway During Fashion Show

Movie Trailer Mashup - The Bourne Again Ultimatum

Mary Carey For Governor

President Bush and the Anti-Zombie Defense Budget

Jim Cramer Melts Down on CNBC's

Cautionary Tales Of Swords

Draining of A Neglected Spider Bite (VERY DISGUSTING)

MAURY: 15 year old Victoria Wants A Baby

Jake Brown Falls 45 Feet at X GAMES XIII

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