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Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Wednesday Links: This Ain't Happy Days, Large Camper + Puny Alley, Unintentional Rube Goldberg, Jenny McCarthy is Single, Adrianne Curry's Candid Twitter Pics, AVANTASIA & SCORPIONS, Kayden Kross, Victoria Ivanova, Amanda Hanshaw



  • Oh no they didn't... Wait, yes they did... make an Adult Parody of Happy Days

    Yup. and we reviewed it. What's worse is...there's a bunch of these.

  • THAT's TERRIBLE:
    (and so is your attitude. What say we adjust it...with a pipe wrench?)
  • Introducing...the Unintentional Rube Goldberg Water Cooler Disaster...


    ...it's like dominos, only with a lot of office supplies and a MUCH bigger mess to clean up

  • A large camper + Tiny Alley + Englishman with a tiny brain = BIG mess.


    ...well, ok... either he had a puny brain or he was VERY optimistic.

  • THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


    Jenny McCarthy Is Single (WWTDD)

    JESUS... Jim Carey said 'good-bye' to THIS? No way. We don't believe it.


    Adrianne Curry is Posting Pics of her Ass On Twitter again (Drunken Stepfather)

    Let's take a moment and reflect on all the times Adrianne Curry has shown off her naked body, shall we?

    DVD Commentary: The Movie (College Humor)

    Shira Jones is Just the Blond for the Job. ANY job (Freakshow Planet)

    Sexual Rx: The Research (Bullz-Eye)

    Shay Laren Is Just Shy of Perfection (Dailyniner)

    The Poser's Guide to Music (The Bachelor Guy)

    A New York Yankees Hater Guide (FunnyCrave)

    Most Valuable Primate: The Robert Vince Untrue Hollywood Story (UPROXX)

    Roxanna Milan is Massaging Her Chest Just Perfectly (z0d)

    The HEAVY guide to Pixar Rip-Offs (HEAVY)

    MMA Is Not Gay (EGO TV)

    Real-Life Weekend at Bernie's attempted in England (FilmDrunk)



    I'M SORRY:
    (Sorry your lack of personality is equal only to your loss of hair)

  • Thank you Germany for Kooky mustaches, good beer, bratwurst, SCORPIONS, and power metal band AVANTASIA:

    Who, coincidentally, imported Klaus Meine from the SCORPIONS to sing on "Dying for an Angel".


  • From German bands to Giant racks...
  • Ukrainian-born, St Louis-raised PLAYBOY Girl Victoria Ivanova can't keep her shirt on:

    or her bikini, for that matter.


  • yay. more boobies
  • There's something a little 'off' about Kayden Kross and that nurse's outfit:

    Those garters aren't regulation! See? We knew something wasn't legit.


  • Busty brunette PLAYBOY Cyber Girl Amanda Hanshaw is looking all kinds of 80's in this photo shoot:

    But her boobs are looking anything but... you know, cuz of all the silicone. Wa-hoo.



  • Ravishing, Raven-haired, busty pinup girl Violet, who has done several FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us, has a brand new solo site, and to celebrate, she's shaking her fantastic figure to BRET MICHAELS' new song "Lie To Me":


    Click on Violet Right Now, and stare slack-jawed at her awesomeness!


  • Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

    We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

    FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

    Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

    be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

    We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

    We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

    We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

    FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.


  • Tuesday, February 2, 2010

    Tuesday Links: Slowest Game of Russian Chicken, Helloween in Lounge Suits, Naked Snooki Pics, Mike Tyson is Graceful, Release the Kraken!!!





    Hey-O and Happy Tuesdee! Throw caution to the wind...along with your morals...



    Romance, Shmomance... married neglected people need love too!



    THAT's TERRIBLE:

  • Two Russian Drivers play the slowest game of chicken...EVER:




    What a pointless use of two tons of automobile. Yech...




  • THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

    (but your perpetural whining is really irritating the shit out of us, so how's about removing your larynx with a spork?)





    Prepare to get turned on...who wants naked photos of Snooki? (WWTDD)





    Mike Tyson is the least graceful fat guy we know (Drunken Stepfather)



    10 of the sexiest movie posters of all-time (Bullz-Eye)



    GroundHog Day - The Lost Radio Tapes (Gunaxin)



    Tyra Lex is all Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome... with big boobs (z0d)



    Were We Always Assholes? (Heavy?)



    Shanda Michelle makes her undies go bye-bye (Daily Niner)



    12 Seagulls Stealing Ice Cream (ForkParty)



    Move on ovah... it's Jana Cova! Eh, boooo.. (FreakshowPlanet)



    20 Sexy Female Celebs Who Haven't Aged Well (ManOFest)



    Remix: LOST writers need your help (College Humor)



  • I'M SORRY:

    (Sorry that have successfully managed to alienate everyone who has ever tried to help you. Well done, fella!)



  • Metal dudes in black suits? Hells yeah. It's HELLOWEEN. Say what?



    Yup. They're not taking themselves too seriously in the video for "Dr. Stein" from Unarmed: Best Of 25th Anniversary which is out now.




  • Release the Goddamn KRAKEN, bitches! It's the international trailer for the CLASH OF THE TITANS remake:



    More Sam Worthington. More Kraken, mawfugger.




  • ...and now we say hi to supersexy PLAYBOY hotness Victoria Ivanova:



    Ukrainian-born, St Louis-raised. Takin' a shower. It's all good, fellers.




  • Speaking of sexy PLAYBOY bitches, check out Tiffany Ryan and her GI-NORMOUS boobies:



    Alabammy-born and all bosoms and hiney. How do you NOT bring this gal home to mom?




  • Finally, here's beautiful Beth Williams:



    She's from a small town in Ohio, and it's the small town girls who are the dirtiest girls Yum Yum give us some o' dat.




  • Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Shanelle took the oversized FoundryMusic T-Shirts we sent her, chopped them up, and made a breastacular outfit AND video.






    Click on Shanelle...and do your thing!




  • Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


    FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



    Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



    be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep



    We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



    We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



    We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



    FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.



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