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Shake off that Monday morning hangover and wake up the drunk woman in the bathtub
Don't worry. Just get her home before her husband wakes up and then you can do it again next weekend...have an affair. Live it up a little!
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Kind of like chili and beer farts, but only worse, because they're coming out of you)
RIP Ronnie James Dio, who lost his battle with stomach cancer yesterday morning.
Click the pic to see Dio in healthier times, during his April 2007 visit to the Opie and Anthony Show.
A British Cyclist and His Brand New Helmet-Cam go out for a ride:
And get bounced off the hood of an old woman's car.
This video taken INSIDE of a Tornado in Norman, Oklahoma...
Will give you one more reason to never move to Norman, Oklahoma.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
Kendra is Behind the release of her Sex Tape...Part 4 (WWTDD)
Holy crap, could this be more transparent? Just let VIVID release the video later this month, make your money, and be done with it. Stop acting all wounded.
Playboy Playmate Jenna Bentley Rolling Around on a Beach with a creepy old guy (Drunken Stepfather)
And any creepy old guy who can afford the company of PLAYBOY models is a friend of ours!
Kimbo Slice: Does The UFC Need A New One? (AskMen)
Brilliant Ads For Canadian Porn Channel (Video SFW) (Warming Glow)
Shannon Stewart Shows off Her Smokin' Hot Body (Freakshow Planet)
Girl Next Door: Olinda Cataneda (Bullz-Eye)
Bambi and Ariel are Touching Tongues and Mid-Sections (Dailyniner)
Arguing the Merits of the Doubledown With Rachel Ray (FunnyCrave)
Saving serious dough time: Here is your "Best Time to Buy" guide for 35 products guys need (The Bachelor Guy)
Jenna and Her Big Boobs are Crawling All Over the Pool Table (z0d)
Before The Journey Begins: This One Is For The Freshman (The Campus Socialite)
A Tribute to the Muppets' Statler and Waldorf (Gunaxin)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry all the breath mints on the planet won't clear up that halitosis of yours)
our friends in QUEENSRŸCHE (who are on tour now - click for tickets) have a new Cabaret-style show:
...and they've enlisted the help of a chunky dominatrix to make it more appealing... to chubby chasers.
Those talented guys in CHICKENFOOT have released the FIFTH video from their debut disc:
the band's debut disc has sold over 750k copies! (that's a lot of Tequila)
From Supergroups to super-hot ass
The lovely Veronica Saint is sporting the world's tiniest, luckiest thong:
Of course, Veronica isn't wearing it for long...if you catch our meaning.
Fun-loving, Free-Spirited adult starlet Jayden James is going for a ride with her top down:
Get it? "Top Down"? "Shirt Off"? oh please, like all she's doing is riding around topless... there's a LOT more to see, Chester.
What's this? More fantastic shamless self-promotion?? INDEED!
You know Carmen from her many FOUNDRY CAMS videos and from her solo site - CamWithCarmen. Here's a great clip of her "Unraveling" her clothes to some music by our friends in SEVENDUST:
CLICK THE PIC TO SEE CARMEN STRIP!
Then, when the feeling returns in your arms and legs... chat with Carmen LIVE, one-on-one!
You can also get hundreds of new photos and videos at Carmen's solo site - CamWithCarmen
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
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THAT's TERRIBLE:(But your breath is. How's about we wash your mouth out with Bleach?)Honestly, if you're wrecking the garage every time you try to do crunches...
Maybe it's time to join a gym, fella.THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
Oh no! Lindsay Fall Down, Go Boom! (WWTDD)oh please Lindsay make another movie where your shirt is off.
Hey, Michael Moore lost some weight! Wait, it's Molly Ringwald. (Drunken Stepfather)The Most Retarded Black Eyed Peas Lyrics (FunnyCrave)Meet The Cast of 'Hot Tub Time Machine' (Bullz-Eye)Carmen Silva Slips into something more comfy...read: 'nothing' (Dailyniner)Evan and Gareth: Tech Support (atom)'Man Makeunder' Survival Challenge (Asylum)Jennifer Kennedy is thinking about a career in politics. Wait, wrong Kennedy. (z0d)Top Ten Fictional Pirates (Gunaxin)RPG Heroes are Jerks (CollgeHumor)30 Horrifying Female Bodybuilders (Manofest)I'M SORRY:(Sorry that your personality is more likely to get you shot than promoted)Axl Rose? Walked on stage 2 hours late to thousands of pissed off GUNS N' ROSES fans?
Yer kidding? He did THAT? Noooo. We don't believe ya.Thank GOD! It's 1987 all over again, and the guys in RATT couldn't be happier!
or at least their new video for "Best of Me" would suggest it is. Regardles, get yer spandex.From hair bands to hairless poosay...Another classy young lady has crawled out of the woodwork, claiming to have had sex with Tiger Woods...and by 'classy young lady' we mean 'dirty slutty skank':
Her name is Devon James and she does MILF videos with guys that look like Zach Galifianakis.in keeping with the high-brow...Sexy Czech bombshell Veronica Zemanova has lost her lingerie:
and by "lost", we mean "intentionally took off". Why WOULDN'T she?Francine Dee is a tiny little 3/4 Filipina and 1/4 Chinese gal with enormous boobs:
We think they're natural. No we don't.To celebrate the opening of Gisele's new solo site, GOT GISELE take a look-see at the new FOUNDRY CAMS video she made for us:
Click on Gisele right now, and watch the full jaw-dropping awesome video!Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
