Three-way-kissing extravaganza, Sebastian Bach sings for UoA, ALTER BRIDGE and SLASH live in Hollywood, Jelena Jensen, and Rachel Aldana show off their boob meat

The next time you head out to a nightclub with your cronies, try to go for the elusive three-way makeout session...

WHo cares if they showed up with other guys... they're all yours for the night... no, we don't mean the boyfriends

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(How's about a New Year's Resolution to get into smaller jeans? No? Didn't think so)

Don't make the clerk at the halal-friendly KFC angry...

You wouldn't like him when he's angry. (and no, we'd never even heard of a 'halal-friendly' ANYTHING until we saw this clip)

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Sophie Monk and her boobs are making a really cheesy movie. (Drunken Stepfather)

Chikita is one sexy Chickie, especially when she's without those pesky clothes (FreakShow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Jaimie Bernhardt (Bullz-Eye)

Veronica DeSouza is a well-oiled instrument. Quick, someone blow into her! (z0d)

Medellon Con is cozying up to not one, but TWO naked young ladies! (Dailyniner)

Vocab Lessons: Baseball Metaphors For Grown-Ups (How about We...)

Stupid Advice: The Art of Manscaping (The Smoking Jacket)

Uncle Administers Ass Whoopin Justice on Teenage Nephew (Video GOne Viral)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry, not every meal consists of cake, blubber guts)

Most college teams have fight songs, but thanks to Sebastian Bach, the University of Oregon has its own POWER BALLAD:

And thanks to irreconcilable differences, Sebastian is separated from his wife of 18 years. Pow. Zing.

Those nifty boys in ALTER BRIDGE we joined by none other than SLASH on stage in HOllywood:

Let the VELVET REVOLVER speculation begin...and end... because Slash has said it's not Myles Kennedy who is commited to Alter Bridge.

...and what would a whole day's worth of rock updates be without... you guessed it! Racks!

Jelena Jensen has very little practical use for those huge boobs of hers:

Unless of course, she's exposing them, then I'm sure you could find a few dozen uses for them...like hammering niails with them

Buty Brit Rachel Aldana knows exactly how far those enormoud G-cups will ger her Next up on the agenda... a brothel in Nevada!

Once again, we marvel at how a girl like that can stay upright with those things hanging off her chest.


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Pick-Up Artist, Drunk Crying Russian, Mechanic Redband trailer, new music from MR BIG, Shyla Jennings, Jana Defi, and Faye Reagan

going out tonight? Let's help take the guess work out of picking up a young lady at the club...

If she's on the floor passed out and her boyfriend walked out with someone new... she's EXACTLY where you need her to be. Now put your back into it, pack mule!

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(How's about a New Year's Resolution to get into smaller jeans? No? Didn't think so)

What's the Russian guy so emotional about?

Honestly, he's so drunk, he might as well be crying about his shoelaces being untied. Boy, that's embarrassing.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The new redband trailer for THE MECHANIC has more blood, more guts, and more boobies:

All of the above make this Jason Statham movie MUCH more gooder.

Speaking of movies... Do you like movies? Want to have your reviews in our MOVIE REVIEW SECTION? No problem. Just Email us with a sample review ... now, dammit!


When will Heidi Montag go Away? Apparently not yet. (Drunken Stepfather)

Chikita is one sexy Chickie, especially when she's without those pesky clothes (FreakShow Planet)

2011 Movie Preview (Bullz-Eye)

Jennifer Best looks best when she's sans-clothing (z0d)

Uma Stone...one of the few women named 'Uma' we'd consider doing (Dailyniner)

The Only Other Jobs ‘Dog The Bounty Hunter’ Could Do (Fork Party)

Stuff You Should Know: Pirates (The Smoking Jacket)

What Would You Add to This List of Bachelor Pad Must-Haves? (BroBible)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry, not every meal consists of cake, blubber guts)

After a bumpy few years, MR BIG is back with a new studio album, What If:

All it took was a break-up (2002), a reformation (2009) and a world tour (2010) to get them to take another run at the money. Ah, capitalism.

Let's abruptly segue into boobies. Why? Because boobies RULE...

Shyla Jennings is Twistys Treat this month and with good reason:

ANY girl who just has to get naked deserves some kind of award, doesn't she?

Sexy Czech Jana Defi has 32G-sized funbags, and how she stays upright is a mystery. She SHOULD be falling on her face:

And considering those knockers are ATTACHED to her, she has an awful lot of fun playing with them. Boobs. They NEVER get old, do they?

Pale-skinned adult starlet Faye Reagan doesn't like taking orders from Hayden Winters:

See? She looks so bummed out, doesn't she? What's a gal to do? Ahh, wait...we know...go get a bunch of your average-looking friends and attack!

...and that, as they say, is that. Now go enjoy the day and try not to offend anyone with your horrendous stench...

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Lonely MILF goes shopping, Arm-Farting Old Man, PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN - New Trailer, BATMAN: Arkham City Trailer, WINGER in Brazil, Ripper Owens in Quebec, Shyla Styez & Alexis Texas

Bored? Lonely? Don't look at us, we're out-of-shape and introverted There IS however a woman in your neighborhood who is just waiting for you though:

She could be at the mall... aor at the supermarket... antsy for you to introduce yourself.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your general state of health, you elephant. There's a busy highway. Go for a walk.)

Never underestimate the hilarity of an old Iranian man arm-farting:

He could be Armenian...but that's missing the point entirely. Just watch the damn video.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

You will not miss Orlando Bloom or Kiera Knightley in the new PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN film, On Stranger Tides:

The trailer hit the web the other day and this franchise is going to make another Gazillion dollars from the looks of it.

Speaking of cool ass trailers, have you seen this preview for the game Batman: Arkham City yet?

Whaddya mean, 'no'? Click it, fool!.

What does Katie Price look so pissed off about? (Drunken Stepfather)

Oh how silly... WE know... she had to be reminded of the sex video she made when she was younger... cuz you know, she tends to forget.

Your Ultimate Gamer's Gift Guide (the Bachelor Guy)

2011 DODGE CHARGER: A Review (Bullz-Eye)

Got pregnant? Got Fat? You Gotta Get this book! (Muscle Sorority)

Cassie Walton is way too hot for that bikini... she should remove it. Oh look! (FreakShow Planet)

Theo. Guy's name...her body is ALL...WOMAN (z0d)

Jana Jordan wore an itsy-bitsy, teenie-weenie, red polka-dot bikini... but not for long (Dailyniner)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you think you have a soul in that bloated body of yours. It's long gone, sweetness.)

Hey! You...over there! Remember the band WINGER??

...They're HUGE!... in Brazil.

Keeping with the obscure, but somewhat-still-relevant, Tim 'Ripper' Owens brought his kids up on stage during a show in Quebec:

To deviate from the set a little, they knocked out some classic AC/DC with "T.N.T." for those Canadian savages (kidding!)

OK, onto the boobies (we know whatcha want)...

Blond, busty and totally filthy Shyla Stylez is barely stuffed into her nurse outfit:

She's out of it completely and getting ravaged in Wet Dreams Cum True 6 - On Demand Now ... Don't act all shocked. You knew where that clip was headed.

Ass-tacular Alexis Texas is showing off her hiney in a pink thong:

...and then getting it packed full of protein in Apple Bottomz 4 - On Demand Right now.

Our busty blond pal Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

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Holiday MILF, ALL THAT REMAINS vs ROCK BAND, THOR Trailer, RAMMSTEIN in New York City, Shyla Stylez, Lana Lopez, and Valerie Rios

It's the holiday season. The season for giving... the season for treating yourself to a lonely housewife like lovely rebecca here:

Rebecca is all dolled up in her profile pic because her old man ain't getting the job done at home... amd that, friend, is why you step in for the assist. Get it? ASSist? ASS? Heh... umm, Booooo.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your general state of health, you elephant. There's a busy highway. Go for a walk.)

Can you play songs by ALL THAT REMAINS with your buddies on ROCK BAND?

Good for you... because THEY can't. And they wrote the damn songs.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Get your geek hat and drool bib on...the full trailer for the Kenneth Branagh-directed THOR movie hit this weekend:

oh the dates we could get with a hammer like that...

Ack! Old lady boobs! We're almost afraid to ask who they belong to... (Drunken Stepfather)

As far as guessing goes... She hasn't had much skin time on camera... so that could throw a few of you.

Your Ultimate Guide to Gifting With Liquor (the Bachelor Guy)

A chat with Henry Rollins (Bullz-Eye)

Got pregnant? Got Fat? You Gotta Get this book! (Muscle Sorority)

Angelique Jerone...hard to pronounce. Very easy on the eyes. (FreakShow Planet)

Kimberly Smith leaves NOTHING to your imagination...and you won't mind at all (z0d)

PLAYBOY's Stephanie Olivia is outside playing with the sprinkler...and OOPS! She got herself all wet! (Dailyniner)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you think you have a soul in that bloated body of yours. It's long gone, sweetness.)

German industrial band RAMMSTEIN played Madison Square Garden the other day:

...Not since Berlin in 1939 have their been so many people screaming German and fist-pumping. What? Poor taste?

Let's put an end to this high-brow nonsense ASAP...

Blond, busty and totally filthy Shyla Stylez is all class:

She's putting on...and subsequently taking off her black lace in a scene from one of her latest DVDs which we happily have watched beginning-to-end.

This luscious Latina is Lana Lopez and she's unloading her pesky purple bra:

Clothing is just so oppressive and Lana would much rather be nude...and we'd much rather she be that way.

Speaking of Latinas, this lovely one is Valerie Rios and she also has an objection to lingerie:

As you can see Valerie is all-too-willing to get rid of her blue lace lingerie ... it gets in the way of her diddling. Ours too, dammit.

Our busty blond pal Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

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We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

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Thursday Links: Drunk Guy vs. Flip-Flops, Runaway Saw Blade, Keifer's doing Dandy, Mystery Knockers, WINGER is still alive, Shyla Styles, Busty Ellen, and Katie Fey

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your attitude and your face. Please adjust both accordingly... with a chainsaw))

There were some really amazing bands at the Coachella festival this week..


...but the real fun was watching this drunkard struggle with his flip-flops.

Umm, pay no attention to that runaway saw blade racing through your front lawn...


...yeah, the one that just ripped a three foot hole in the side of your house...*whistles and walks away*

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Keifer Sutherland is doing GREAT! (WWTDD)


Gee, whose silicone-injected boobs could these be? (Drunken Stepfather)

umm, could they belong to a former PLAYBOY playmate who has had more work done than the Statue of Liberty?

Esteemed Character Actor Considers Suicide Over Latest Career 'Low' (Asylum)

Alexis Texas Has the nicest ass in ...Detroit? (Freakshow Planet)

Ten Kick Ass Gadgets Not Called the iPad (Bullz-Eye)

shyla Jennings Isn't Shy about Showing Off Her Boobies (Dailyniner)

Brian Posehn - This Guy Loves “Fart And Wiener Jokes” (COMEDY)

FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU, The Game (HEAVY)

50 Green Apps That Make Every Day Earth Day (The Bachelor Guy)

*GASP!* Christine Veronica isn't wearing anything! (well, a shirt maybe) (z0d)

Cougar sighting: 19-year-old Kick-Ass star Aaron Johnson's fianceé/baby mama is 42 (FilmDrunk)

Top 10: Weirdest Political Parties (Apoliticus)

Bird Loves House Music (CollegeHumor)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only ass you get is the lingering stench on a toilet seat)

Shocking but true: the guys in WINGER are still alive, and people are still paying to see them live:

"Down Incognito" Live in Dudley, UK... they're touring behind their new disc Karma, which of course, we used in a FOUNDRY CAMS video.

From rock we move to racks...

when busty blond Shyla Styles from Big Wet Asses isn't doing humanitarian work, she likes to dance around in heels and cover her ass in baby oil:

and if you want to see the full hardcore clip, you can check out BIG WET ASSES - on Demand Now.

Move over large bosoms, we have LARGER bosoms to show you

How the hell does 18 year old Busty Ellen manage to haul around a 34G-sized chest:

Young, Tight, large-chested, and has a huge collection of lucky sex gadgets!

Moving to the high(er) brow, we take a peek at Jenya D (aka Katie Fey) who not only has excellent taste in transparent clothes...

and fortunately for you fellas...she has excellent taste in women as well.

Why do we love sending out enormous old school FoundryMusic T-Shirts to our FOUNDRY CAMS girls? Because we love seeing what girls like Brooke and Sweet Victoria wind up doing with them. In this case, they made a vest and a miniskirt, respectively.
Thanks to our friends in FRAMING HANLEY for "Stupid Girl".

Click on Brooke blond locks, and stare wide-eyed at the screen for a while

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