Friday Links: Bikini girl affairs or the Dancing Bear, Joe Francis/Jayde Nicole fight, Shauvon Torres Implant busting Belly flop, Link love, SLASH plays Dodger Stadium, Katerina, Merilyn, and their big boobs

How will you spend YOUR weekend? Will you engage in a torrid affair with a lovely bikini babe?

These hot-as-hell bikini girls were brougt to you by the people who encourage affairs with sexy young bikini girls.

Because if you don't spend time with these girls... The Dancing Bear will:

He's not subtle...He's not gentle.. He's the Dancing Bear... the girls love him.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

This video of Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis getting attacked by Brody Jenner's girl, PLAYBOY Playmate Jayde Nicole...

...is going to make it very hard for PLAYBOY Playmate Jayde Nicole to deny she picked a fight with Joe Francis. Still, the attorneys still need to get paid.

Considering all of the physical activity and fake tits in reality shows...

We're shocked it took this long for someone to bust open an implant (or at least THINK she did). Congrats Shauvon Torres!

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your piss-poor attitude IS, so why not lighten up before someone cripples you)

College Kids - Make some extra scratch...without selling access to your doodie hole

Kayden Kross Teaches You How To Get Your Girl to do Anal (Drunken Stepfather) ...whoa boy ...We LOVES us some Kayden Kross - On Demand, yousonsabitches!

Danielle Trixie plays pool... oh, and she's naked! (Daily Niner)

A chat with Kevin Smith (Bullz-Eye)

Tylene Buck...really likes to...take her bikini off. (z0d)

Lanny Barbie. 'nuff said.

The 20 Funkiest TV Theme Songs (Gunaxin)

Top 10 Pop Culture Last Supper Parodies (Nextround)

Kanye West Comments On Barack Obama's Nobel Prize Win (HEAVY)

Where does Chocolate Milk Come From? (atom)

5 websites During the Zombie Apocolypse (College Humor)

The Prediction Test (Today's Big Thing)

Essential Guy App Roundup

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only ass you get to look at is your own. In the mirror. When you're popping butt zits)

Sexy Czech blond Katerina Hartlova is peeling off her pink lingerie:

When you have boobs THAT big, you have to let them air out. Or not. We don't know what we're talking about.

As long as we're talking about really big boobs, Merilyn Sakova is letting her boobies breathe:

What the hell is in the water in Eastern Europe that's making these boobs so big? Sheesh.

From Big Boobs to Big Guitars, it's SLASH playing the national anthem at Dodger Stadium:

HARDWARE is being re-released on DVD and Blu-Ray next week.. uncut...uncensored. You know, the good version.

Shifting gears RADICALLY, here's one more push for our own Sweet Victoria from FOUNDRY CAMS in the tightest outfit imaginable, and rocks out with LYNCH MOB:

QUICK! CLICK ON SWEET VIC...TORIA, that is.

(and now to recap... for those of you with the attention span of birds. Including us.)

Don't get a hooker. Have an affair with a co-worker, and get drunk looking at our MEDIA SECTION, where you'll see:

Busty Merilyn Tries on a Ton of Tops
SLASH performs the National Anthem at Dodgers Stadium
Shauvon Torres Implant-busting Belly-Flop
Katerina Hartlova Peels off her Pink Lingerie
CCTV: Joel Francis fighting with Jayde Nicole
Sexy Argentinian Babe loses Her Black Lingerie

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