Monday Links: Making out with a MILF, Fat Girl on a Water Slide, Marathon Runner Passes out, Loads of Links, Christine Mendoza, Heidi Honey, Kendra Ivy

Happy Monday, mister! Did you spend the weekend watching your girl make out with a drunk MILF?

If so, then congratulations.... your adulterous ways will make you the envy of everyone in town.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Never underestimate the hilarity factor of a fat woman on a giant water slide:

Ha..Ha...Ha...Ker-SPLAT.

No, this isn't one of the three people who died at the Detroit Marathon...

He's Ethiopian...and he passed out mere YARDS from the finish line at Istanbul Marathon.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(However, your attitude leaves a lot to be desired, so lighten up, sour puss)

Take the weight loss challenge and get your ass in shape EARLY (Muscle Sorority)

Miley Cyrus does 'Sex In The City' With Kim Cattrall (Drunken Stepfather) ... dontcha remember when Kim Catrall was Naked all the time?

Alisha King is Mushing Her King-Sized Breasts (Daily Niner)

Bullz-Eye.com's Movie Picks (Bullz-Eye)

Monika Getnerova is Getting us all Moist (z0d)

Veronica Zemanova and Her Amazing Boobs (Freakshow Planet)

Steven Seagal's Range of Emotions (Ice Ice Babies)

Why Does My...? A Google Search Gem (Yep Yep)

15 Celebrity Camel Toe Photos (FunnyCrave)

Legend of Neil, Season 2, Ep. 7 -- The Finale (atom)

Ted Williams Just Became the Best Halloween Costume of the Year (Unathletic)

44 Pictures Of Sexy Hollywood Women With Beards, Moustaches (DJMICK)

Extended PIXAR Intro - A Parody (College Humor)

Sex, Trolls, and Kanye West in New Spike Jonze Short (The Rap Up)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you'll never amount to anything other than a glorified pool boy. Enjoy the view from down there, kid)

Oh look! Our favorite Filipina Christine Mendoza for you, starting with Stephanie Emma:

Being hot has its advantages apparently; you get to hang out poolside at a mansion in a bikini all day.

Saaay, is that PLAYBOY's Kendra Ivy rolling around in bed?

It sure is, boys and girls! Enjoy the nakedness.

Sexy, perky brunette Heidi Honey is hanging out by the lake:

...without a shirt on, that is. This chick cannot keep her hands off herself. Sheesh.

Speaking of perky brunettes, Aubrielle makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut with this ass-shaking masterpiece which not only shows off her firm behind, but her carefully-taped perky boobs as well. Thanks to the guys in WINGER for the song "Deal With the Devil" from their upcoming release, Karma

CLICK ON AUBRIELLE TO SEE THE FULL CLIP!

(and now to recap... for the people in the cheap seats...and that means us)

Don't get a hooker. Have an affair with a co-worker, and get drunk looking at our MEDIA SECTION, where you'll see:

Heidi Honey Gets Topless By The Lake
Block of Ice Glows Red Hot
Shyla Jennings Jumps naked on her Bed
Ethiopian Marathon Runner Collapses Yards Away From Finish Line
Kendra Ivy Rolls Around in Bed Naked
Fat Girl Rides The Giant Water Slide
Christine Mendoza in a Tiny Shiny Bikini

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