Thursday Links: Ass-scratching Hot Chick, Rock Screaming Guy, Lots of Link Love, Lemmy in new HARDWARE promo, Alexis Texas Ass-Slapping, Michelle and Aiden get naked

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Ass-scratching, nose-picking men rejoice! You are not alone in your gross-ness:

You might want to dig a little deeper, honey. Your fingers aren't tickling your kidneys yet.

This guy has the voice that makes all the dogs go wild:

He's singing in the "Whistle Register"...which is another term for "Ridiculously High".

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your piss-poor attitude IS, so why not lighten up before someone cripples you)

College Kids - Make some extra scratch...without selling access to your doodie hole

Kayden Kross Teaches You How To Get Your Girl to do Anal (Drunken Stepfather) ...whoa boy ...We LOVES us some Kayden Kross - On Demand, yousonsabitches!

Liza and Jenya are Genuinely Lesbian (Daily Niner)

A chat with Kevin Smith (Bullz-Eye)

Mary Piemonte has a plump pooper (z0d)

Porcelain-skinned Diana Doll is quite the...umm, doll.

24 Vintage Coca Cola Ads (DJMICK)

Audrina Patridge lookin slutty for Nascar (World Of Isaac)

The 90's in One Picture (Ice Ice Babies)

The Ring - Two chicks fighting ...over a ring? Oh wait, we get it. (atom)

Eastbound And Browned: Power-Ranking The Big East Football Teams By Cheerleaders (Bleacher Report)

Ice Cube: How Times Have Changed (TastyBooze)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only ass you get to look at is your own. In the mirror. When you're popping butt zits)

Ass-Tastic Aexis Texas has to prep her hiney for a ravaging:

and that means giving it several good slaps. We encourage this behavior.

The beautiful Aiden from Stunners is having a hard time keeping her clothes on:

We think it's a religious objection. Then again, we're dumb.

From boobies to bands... kinda Lemmy from MOTÖRHEAD is in the new promo for HARDWARE:

HARDWARE is being re-released on DVD and Blu-Ray next week.. uncut...uncensored. You know, the good version.

Shifting gears RADICALLY, here's Sweet Victoria from FOUNDRY CAMS in the tightest outfit imaginable, and rocks out with LYNCH MOB:

QUICK! CLICK ON SWEET VIC...TORIA, that is.

(and now to recap... for those of you with the attention span of birds. Including us.)

Don't get a hooker. Have an affair with a co-worker, and get drunk looking at our MEDIA SECTION, where you'll see:

Lemmy from MOTÖRHEAD in new 'HARDWARE' DVD promo
Alexis Texas Slaps Her Ass
Blond Babe Busted Scratching Ass and Smelling Finger
Michelle Rips Off her Red Lingerie
Beefy Guy Sings Really High Notes
Aiden Slips out of her Black Dress

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