Wednesday Links: Workplace affairs and the Dancing Bear, Brazilian Tranny Beating, Aerosmith Live in Hawaii, Phoenix Marie, Jayde Nicole, and Brianna Love

In honor of hump day, why not hump youur neighbor? SO WHAT if he/she is wearing a ring?

This scantily clad woman having an after-sex smoke is brought to you by the people that encourage torrid affairs. They're a proud organization.

Speaking of torrid affairs, The Dancing Bear had your woman last night.

You can't possibly think it takes her THAT long to get gas, right?

THAT's TERRIBLE:

If you're in Brazil, be sure to keep your tranny on a leash...

you don't want him/her/it/whatever to get loose and attack the neighbors.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(However, your attitude leaves a lot to be desired, so lighten up, sour puss)

Take the weight loss challenge and get your ass in shape EARLY (Muscle Sorority)

SHAKIRA is starting to let herself go...sorta (Drunken Stepfather)

Nikki Ryan is Naked on the Kitchen Counter. Be sure to disinfect! (Daily Niner)

Featured Model: Erin (Bullz-Eye)

Sarah Ashley seems to have misplaced her lingerie (z0d)

Mandy Lynn totally naked is lookin' Dandy! (Freakshow Planet)

Unfortunately, Everybody's Got A Neighbor Like This (Top Cultured)

Profile of a Comedy Legend: The Wash Me Guy (FunnyCrave)

This is why Japan is Awesome (Dave and Thomas)

The 10 Most Ridiculous Museums (Gunaxin)

New England Patriots Cheerleaders 2009 Halloween Costumes (Don Chavez)

Adventures In Chest Hair Creativity (Yep Yep)

'Where the Wild Things Are' - A Marketing Circle Jerk (FilmDrunk)

Anvils+Black Powder=Flying Awesome (Heavy)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you'll never amount to anything other than a glorified pool boy. Enjoy the view from down there, kid)

Busty, blond, asstastic adult starlet Phoenix Marie is getting her hiney oiled up:

Not by us, unfortunately. Manuel Ferrara tags her dumper though lucky bastard.

As long as we're talking quality trim,Jayden Cole is telling her fans how 'explicit' she is:

OK, so it looks tame from the photo above, but trust us... it gets pretty F-ing filthy...quick.

Steven Tyler is back on his feet, and on stage with AEROSMITH who hit the stage for the first time since Sturgis in Hawaii:

Goooood evening, Honolulu... lu..lu...lu.

Aaand back to booty, here's Brianna Love shaking her oiled-up Booty:

That lucky gal gets a hearty but-stuffing afterwards.

The sexy, perky Aubrielle makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut with this ass-shaking masterpiece which not only shows off her firm behind, but her carefully-taped perky boobs as well. Thanks to the guys in WINGER for the song "Deal With the Devil" from their upcoming release, Karma

CLICK ON AUBRIELLE TO SEE THE FULL CLIP!

(and now to recap... for the people in the cheap seats...and that means us)

Don't get a hooker. Have an affair with a co-worker, and get drunk looking at our MEDIA SECTION, where you'll see:

AEROSMITH: 'Sweet Emotion' LIVE in Hawaii
Brianna Love Shakes Her Big Wet Ass
Justine Ezarik Dances In the Apple Store
Tommie Jo Peels Away Her Pink Lingerie
Brazilian Women Beat Down a Tranny
Phoenix Marie Shakes Her Big Wet Ass
CCTV: Russian Pedestrian Nearly Gets Mashed By Bus
Jayden Cole touches herself in front of her laptop camera

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