Friday Links: Weekend Affairs on Round Beds, Stupid Brazilian Crooks, Sex in a Tattoo Shop, Lots of link Love, Busty babes Brandy Talore, Violet Erotica, and Krystal Summers

Hey-O, it's Friday! Time to loosen that belt and have some extra-marital fun!

Go find a nice motel with a circular pink bed and have an adulterous affair with someone you met online. Anybody who's anybody is doing it!

...and if you think you're too high-brow to have sex with a stranger in a hotel room...

Consider the fact that that missed opportunity is now partying with the Dancing Bear all weekend!

THAT's TERRIBLE:

When robbing a store, be sure to redirect the security cameras so you're not spotted:

Just make sure you're redirecting the RIGHT camera, dummy.

Speaking of security cameras, if you're going to bang your woman in the waiting room of a tattoo parlor...

You might want to check to see if you're being videotaped.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your smartass mouth is getting annoying and old, so do us all a favor and be quiet for a change)

College Kids - Make Money now (and you don't have to blow your professor!)

Sexiest. Pregnant Chick. Ever.

Kim Kardashian's ass in a Dress (Drunken Stepfather) ...and here's Kim Kardashian's Ass Getting Violated by Ray J...on video

Margo G in a Bikini... oh Gee. That Rhymes! (GorillaMask)

HALO 3 Game Review (Bullz-Eye)

Carla M has her hand in her Cooter. (z0d)

Inappropiate Use Of Arts & Crafts Time (Tastybooze)

Heather Carolin has two first names...and two really nice boobies (Freakshow Planet)

32 Funny Pictures Of NFL Fans In War Paint & Fancy Clothes (DJMICK)

Calling All Mustache Growers! It's Time To Fight Cancer! (Asylum)

Unintentionally Gay Ads of Yesteryear (FunnyCrave)

Cactus Club (Yep Yep)

Michael Bay Inspired Hockey Intro Is Awesome (Dave and Thomas)

Bloody Mary Buffalo Wings (The Bachelor Guy)

Sexual Favor Fail (College Humor)

The Nine Most Annoying CommerCial Jingles of All Time (Super Tremendous)

If Celebrities Were the Animals They Look Like (Holy Taco)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only ass you get to look at is your own. In the mirror. When you're popping butt zits)

This busty blond MILF is Krystal Summers, and she's got really big boobies.

and her boobs are certainly not her only redeeming characteristic.

As long as we're talking about big boobs, let's look at Brandy Talore and her 42DD's as they hang out by the pool.

She's also a girl with many talents, as you will see after the jump.

Holy video effects! Our friend Violet, who has been in numerous Foundry Cams videos is getting topless again:

She's getting totally naked for you at Violet Erotica.

Our buxom brunette beauty Sweet Victoria from FOUNDRY CAMS covers herself in the tightest outfit possible, and rocks out with LYNCH MOB:

QUICK! CLICK ON SWEET VIC...TORIA, that is.

(and now to recap... for the people with the retention ability of gnats. That means us, too.)

Before you head off to the motel to bang your married co-worker, take five minutes and see we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Brandy Talore Plays With Her Boobs By The Pool
CCTV: Sex In A Tattoo Shop
Violet Relieves Herself Of Her Red Bra
CCTV: Dumb Thieves Turn Wrong Security Camera
Krystal Summers Hauls Out Her Huge Hooters

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