Wednesday Links: Hump Day Humpfest, Kite Board Crash, Lil Mama Toddler Does the Stanky Leg, W.A.S.P. live in Moscow, Susan Sarandon's Daughter Eva Amurri topless in 'Californication'

Hot-ass secretaries were meant to be fooled around with:

This hot-ass secretary was brought to you by the people who encourage affairs with secretaries.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Everyone say hi to Chase. He's kite-boarding on Lake Harris in upstate New York:

Honestly, do you THINK this clip ends well?

Teaching your kids early is good...

Teaching your toddler how to do the Stanky Leg? Ehh, maybe not so good. You decide.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your hangover is, so how's about lightening up on the intoxication and stumble into work on time for a change?)

In College? Need Money? We have a solution...and your pants can stay on!

Penélope Cruz: Cleavage in the City. (Drunken Stepfather)... and if that's not enough, Penélope Cruz Very Naked in Movies

Koa-Marie Turner is a real head-turner (Daily Niner)

KID ROCK at the Hard Rock (Bullz-Eye)

Jenny and her Breastacular Body (z0d)

Austin and Yurizan are getting awfully Friendly (Freakshow Planet)

30 years of sexy ladies: The women of 1989-1991 (Guyism)

Barry the Cougar (Cougar Patrol)

Five Reasons Rush Limbaugh Should NOT Buy An NFL Team (Dave and Thomas)

He Said, She Said (atom)

This Is Awesome & Japanese & Dragon Filled (FilmDrunk)

10 Sports Themed Halloween Costume Ideas For The Slutty Chick In Your Life (NextRound)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your mommy hates you and you have to crawl into a bottle to numb your misery away)

Talk about good genetics...This is Eva Amurri, she's the daughter of Susan Sarandon, who has shown her share of skin:

She's doing nine episodes of Californication. David Duchovny, you lucky fella, you.

This Argentinian bombshell is Muriel Cenote:

She's feeling herself up at the beach. Need we say more? Nope. We don't.

From heaving hooters to heavy metal, Blackie Lawless and the guys in W.A.S.P. kicked off their European tour in Moscow:

The band is on tour supporting their latest release, Babylon, which as you might imagine, is a collection of childrens' songs. No, not really.

The petite brunette Aubrielle makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut with this ass-shaking masterpiece which not only shows off her firm behind, but her carefully-taped perky boobs as well. Thanks to the guys in WINGER for the song "Deal With the Devil" from their upcoming release, Karma

CLICK ON AUBRIELLE TO SEE THE FULL CLIP!

(and now to recap... for those of you with the attention span of birds. Including us.)

Don't get a hooker. Have an affair with a co-worker, and get drunk looking at our MEDIA SECTION, where you'll see:

Lil Mama - toddler doing the Stanky Leg Dance on a Table
Muriel Cenote Oils Herself Up at the Beach
W.A.S.P. - Chainsaw Charlie (Murders In The New Mourge) - LIVE in Moscow
Eva Amurri (Susan Sarandon's Daughter) Topless in 'Californication'
Kite Board Crash

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